Chapter 1 System Binding
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Wa Wa Nu
"Bang bang bang!"
"Who!!!"
"It's my mother, the rent should be paid, Taozi, it's two months in arrears!"
"I'll go, Miss Bomb!!! I've been..."
"Bomb your sister!!! Either pay the rent, or stay with me for a few nights, hurry up, my body is so hungry!!!"
"Sister Bomb, my dear sister, you must pay the rent tomorrow, tomorrow! Okay?!"
"Okay, I'll give you one more day to wash and peel yourself off. Tomorrow morning at seven o'clock, my mother will come over to eat meat on time!!! Mynah (pretending to be a sweet voice...)"
"..."
"Deng deng deng deng..."
The footsteps gradually drifted away, Liu Jiangtao wanted to cry but had no tears, dammit, he was molested again! ! !
Starling is Liu Jiangtao's code name in the university dormitory! ! !Ever since she subconsciously leaked her words once, Sister Bomb would yell out those two words every time, which made Liu Jiangtao's blood boil! ! !
Back then, when Liu Jiangtao came to rent a house, he was also a turbulent young man. He wanted to molested a girl, but he was molested by her. This molestation lasted for a year! ! !
Graduated for a year, worked for a year, and was molested by a girl for a year at the same time!
That's right, this girl is the landlord—Sister Bomb! ! !
Sister Bomb, whose real name is Bai Wei, is 27 years old and single so far. According to legend, she is a pure leftover girl who has not even given her first kiss. ! !
Bah, bah, bah, overlord flower! ! !
Sister Bomb is not bad, with an oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows, almond eyes, a pretty nose, and plump lips. How should I put it, her appearance is quite similar to Fairy Zixia in the Supreme Treasure version...
As for the figure, there is nothing to say, if the full score is 82, at least 666 points can be scored, and the remaining [-] points, Liu Jiangtao will give it with [-]——
He is 1.6 meters tall and weighs 36 kilograms. Of course, this is not important. The important thing is that the pair of babies are [-]D! ! !
Know what this means? !
Super S-shaped explosive figure with lordosis and back curl! ! !
This is also the first reason why Liu Jiangtao called the landlord Miss Bomb, a very fragrant and peachy reason.
I don't know how many times, Liu Jiangtao's obsessive object is Miss Bomb!
As for the second reason, it is simpler——
Liu Jiangtao, who just moved here for a few days, just happened to encounter Miss Bomb being molested by a group of gangsters. How could this work? !
As a good young man with nothing and nothing (no house, no car, no banknotes, and only one heart), how could he let go of such a good hero's chance to save the beauty? !What if the beautiful woman agrees with her body? !
Under the influence of a restless youthful heart, this guy's brain became hot, he picked up a brick and rushed up...
However, just as this guy picked up the brick and was about to show his face at the punks, he heard Sister Bomb yelling coquettishly, and then her two long legs kicked a group of punks like they were hanging apart. Looking for teeth all over the place!
The eleven punks, who lasted for less than ten seconds, gave up completely!
Especially the last little gangster, who was kicked five meters away and shot at the wall... Bah, it's hanging on the wall! ! !
After witnessing these ten seconds of passion, Liu Jiangtao completely gave up the idea of molesting Sister Bomb!
This girl, such a passionate girl, can't enjoy it!
With my small body, I guess it's only a matter of one foot...
Taking a ten thousand step back, even if Sister Bomb doesn't beat me up, what if at night or something, Sister Baobuqi gets excited and exerts force on her two long legs, and then my small waist will be snapped off with a snap? !
It's scary to think about!
……
Later, after many investigations, I found out that Sister Bomb is the champion of Zhengshi Sanda and the runner-up of the National Women's Sanda. The reason why she is the runner-up is because in the finals, Sister Bomb didn't want to fight anymore. She waved her sleeves and took away a sound of regret ...
As for Miss Bomb's bizarre abandonment, it became the biggest mystery in the competitive sports world back then!
Of course, because of this guy's failed attempt to save the beauty, coupled with this guy's ruthless character, Sister Bomb fell in love with molesting parrots, bah, it's myna's habit! ! !
In fact, Sister Bomb is pretty good, otherwise Liu Jiangtao would not be allowed to default on rent for two months! ! !
As for how many nights to sleep with her? !Hehe, Liu Jiangtao thinks about it, even dreams about it at night, but it's a pity...
With a sigh, Liu Jiangtao took out a transparent glass ball from his backpack! ! !
The glass ball was picked up by this fellow in the mountains two months ago. It is the size of a fist. Inside the transparent shell, there is a set of shrunken tokens. There are some objects engraved on the tokens—a long-handled clip, a basket, and nothing left. A broom with a few hairs, etc...
When Liu Jiangtao got the glass ball, a voice involuntarily appeared in his mind——
"Insufficient energy, unable to start!!!"
At that time, Liu Jiangtao was so excited, I am a fairy, I finally met the legendary golden finger, is it the system? !Is it a lottery? !Or through the machine? !
Anyway, no matter which one, his life will undergo earth-shaking changes. For his little life in the future, this guy has spent all the oceans on his body and tried various methods, even trying to recognize the master with a drop of blood, but the other party is not at all. There was no response, and the same sentence was repeated over and over again——
"Insufficient energy, unable to start!!!"
You are not enough energy, you fairy board, the only way this guy knows now is electricity!
Don't ask Liu Jiangtao how he knows this, anyone with a slightly normal mind knows that electricity is a kind of energy, but this thing is so arrogant that he doesn't absorb it, and even feeds him a message——
You need to use this guy's body as a charger to recharge it! ! !
Just kidding, 220 volts, maybe my life will be gone!
That's why this guy was just intimidated, ya ya, I won't bind you, a grandson, and I can't make fun of my own life...
But, it's not going to work now, it's the end of the mountain...
"Insufficient energy, unable to start!!!"
When this voice sounded in Liu Jiangtao's mind again, this guy's brain twitched, and a strange idea popped up——
"Do you want to try it?! Anyway, there is a fuse box, and it will trip the moment it gets an electric shock. It shouldn't be dead, right?!"
Once this unreliable idea popped up, it could never be extinguished. After careful consideration for three seconds, Liu Jiangtao tightly held the fist-sized ball with his left hand, and swallowed hard. Only then tremblingly stretched out his right hand, and approached the disconnected socket a little bit...
"Crackling..."
"Hey...hey...yo...hey...how...how...well...no...no...jump...gate..."
"Didi, I found that an unknown intelligent creature has suitable energy. May I ask if you can absorb it..."
"Fuck... trough... Dang... Dang... Then... Suck... Suck..."
Liu Jiangtao was almost in a daze, no wonder he couldn't charge it with a dead pig instead of himself, so he still needs to confirm! ! !
A dead pig can identify a ghost, but the old man can't even speak!
"Didi, the system is not bound and cannot absorb energy independently. May I ask if unknown intelligent creatures are bound to this system? This system is..."
"Sure...but...bound...definitely..."
Nima, when is this, and you are still so wordy, if I didn't bind you, why would I suffer so much? !
"Didi, there is not enough energy to bind!!!"
"I...I...go...you...you...sister..."
Then, amidst the charming smell of barbecue, Liu Jiangtao rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground gorgeously, his fingers were still stuck in the socket, his body twitched, it was really fun...
Well, as a human charger, at least this fellow is quite qualified...
Just as Liu Jiangtao fainted, a colorful ray of light suddenly flashed from the ball of light, barely covering Liu Jiangtao, and then a mechanical electronic sound sounded——
"Didi, detected an unknown intelligent creature falling into a coma, and started a backup program..."
……
"Didi, the backup program failed to start..."
"Didi, start the emergency identification program..."
……
"Didi, it has been detected that the life signal of an unknown intelligent creature is rapidly weakening, and the emergency master recognition program failed to start..."
"Didi, start the temporary master recognition program..."
……
"Didi, temporarily recognized the master successfully, and began to absorb energy..."
"Didi, detected that the temporary host is on the verge of death, and urgently started medical procedures. May I ask if the temporary host has started treatment..."
……
"Didi, detected that the temporary host is comatose, forcibly opened the novice gift package, and started a comprehensive repair (once)!"
……
"Didi, the repair is complete, the temporary host is in a coma, and the life signal is restored..."
"Didi, the temporary host is resurrected, read the memory of the temporary host, contact the unknown civilization, and regenerate the system according to the unknown civilization..."
"Didi, the garbage collection system has been generated..."
……
In a trance, Liu Jiangtao had a dream. In the dream, this guy instantly cultivated to the Tao, and then he crossed the catastrophe, all kinds of catastrophe, others crossed the catastrophe a few times and it was OK, but this guy crossed it every day and kept going. , the thunderbolt in the sky is called a hard-working, hard-working person, and the crackling never stops...
This guy kept running, and the thunder kept striking...
In the midst of this endless coercion of heaven and earth, suddenly an ethereal voice sounded, and I listened attentively, as if it belonged to Sister Bomb!
"Could it be that Sister Bomb also went to Lao Tzu's dream to survive the catastrophe?!"
I searched carefully, there is no one, there are crackling lightning everywhere...
Shaking his ears and listening carefully, this time Liu Jiangtao finally heard the voice——
"Taozi, you lazy pig, get up quickly, my mother is coming to sleep, you are here..."
Accompanied by the sound of "bump" knocking on the door...
get up soon? !
Lazy pig? !
The old lady is coming to sleep, are you here? !
Fuck, Miss Bomb came to wake me up again... Ah, bah bah, she woke herself up! ! !
In an instant, the fellow was shocked, got up from the ground with a "chuckle", and walked to the gate in a daze before opening his dazed eyes...
Let me poke it, isn't it right, I'm acting as a human charger, charging that thing? !
Huh? !What about the light ball? !The ball of light is nowhere to be found!
lost? !
exploded? !
Evaporated? !
Impossible, that thing is so strong that it cannot be broken by a hammer or cracked by fire. How could it be said that it is gone? !
However, that thing is indeed gone!
Is it...
"Who!!!"
"It's my mother, the rent should be paid, Taozi, it's two months in arrears!"
"I'll go, Miss Bomb!!! I've been..."
"Bomb your sister!!! Either pay the rent, or stay with me for a few nights, hurry up, my body is so hungry!!!"
"Sister Bomb, my dear sister, you must pay the rent tomorrow, tomorrow! Okay?!"
"Okay, I'll give you one more day to wash and peel yourself off. Tomorrow morning at seven o'clock, my mother will come over to eat meat on time!!! Mynah (pretending to be a sweet voice...)"
"..."
"Deng deng deng deng..."
The footsteps gradually drifted away, Liu Jiangtao wanted to cry but had no tears, dammit, he was molested again! ! !
Starling is Liu Jiangtao's code name in the university dormitory! ! !Ever since she subconsciously leaked her words once, Sister Bomb would yell out those two words every time, which made Liu Jiangtao's blood boil! ! !
Back then, when Liu Jiangtao came to rent a house, he was also a turbulent young man. He wanted to molested a girl, but he was molested by her. This molestation lasted for a year! ! !
Graduated for a year, worked for a year, and was molested by a girl for a year at the same time!
That's right, this girl is the landlord—Sister Bomb! ! !
Sister Bomb, whose real name is Bai Wei, is 27 years old and single so far. According to legend, she is a pure leftover girl who has not even given her first kiss. ! !
Bah, bah, bah, overlord flower! ! !
Sister Bomb is not bad, with an oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows, almond eyes, a pretty nose, and plump lips. How should I put it, her appearance is quite similar to Fairy Zixia in the Supreme Treasure version...
As for the figure, there is nothing to say, if the full score is 82, at least 666 points can be scored, and the remaining [-] points, Liu Jiangtao will give it with [-]——
He is 1.6 meters tall and weighs 36 kilograms. Of course, this is not important. The important thing is that the pair of babies are [-]D! ! !
Know what this means? !
Super S-shaped explosive figure with lordosis and back curl! ! !
This is also the first reason why Liu Jiangtao called the landlord Miss Bomb, a very fragrant and peachy reason.
I don't know how many times, Liu Jiangtao's obsessive object is Miss Bomb!
As for the second reason, it is simpler——
Liu Jiangtao, who just moved here for a few days, just happened to encounter Miss Bomb being molested by a group of gangsters. How could this work? !
As a good young man with nothing and nothing (no house, no car, no banknotes, and only one heart), how could he let go of such a good hero's chance to save the beauty? !What if the beautiful woman agrees with her body? !
Under the influence of a restless youthful heart, this guy's brain became hot, he picked up a brick and rushed up...
However, just as this guy picked up the brick and was about to show his face at the punks, he heard Sister Bomb yelling coquettishly, and then her two long legs kicked a group of punks like they were hanging apart. Looking for teeth all over the place!
The eleven punks, who lasted for less than ten seconds, gave up completely!
Especially the last little gangster, who was kicked five meters away and shot at the wall... Bah, it's hanging on the wall! ! !
After witnessing these ten seconds of passion, Liu Jiangtao completely gave up the idea of molesting Sister Bomb!
This girl, such a passionate girl, can't enjoy it!
With my small body, I guess it's only a matter of one foot...
Taking a ten thousand step back, even if Sister Bomb doesn't beat me up, what if at night or something, Sister Baobuqi gets excited and exerts force on her two long legs, and then my small waist will be snapped off with a snap? !
It's scary to think about!
……
Later, after many investigations, I found out that Sister Bomb is the champion of Zhengshi Sanda and the runner-up of the National Women's Sanda. The reason why she is the runner-up is because in the finals, Sister Bomb didn't want to fight anymore. She waved her sleeves and took away a sound of regret ...
As for Miss Bomb's bizarre abandonment, it became the biggest mystery in the competitive sports world back then!
Of course, because of this guy's failed attempt to save the beauty, coupled with this guy's ruthless character, Sister Bomb fell in love with molesting parrots, bah, it's myna's habit! ! !
In fact, Sister Bomb is pretty good, otherwise Liu Jiangtao would not be allowed to default on rent for two months! ! !
As for how many nights to sleep with her? !Hehe, Liu Jiangtao thinks about it, even dreams about it at night, but it's a pity...
With a sigh, Liu Jiangtao took out a transparent glass ball from his backpack! ! !
The glass ball was picked up by this fellow in the mountains two months ago. It is the size of a fist. Inside the transparent shell, there is a set of shrunken tokens. There are some objects engraved on the tokens—a long-handled clip, a basket, and nothing left. A broom with a few hairs, etc...
When Liu Jiangtao got the glass ball, a voice involuntarily appeared in his mind——
"Insufficient energy, unable to start!!!"
At that time, Liu Jiangtao was so excited, I am a fairy, I finally met the legendary golden finger, is it the system? !Is it a lottery? !Or through the machine? !
Anyway, no matter which one, his life will undergo earth-shaking changes. For his little life in the future, this guy has spent all the oceans on his body and tried various methods, even trying to recognize the master with a drop of blood, but the other party is not at all. There was no response, and the same sentence was repeated over and over again——
"Insufficient energy, unable to start!!!"
You are not enough energy, you fairy board, the only way this guy knows now is electricity!
Don't ask Liu Jiangtao how he knows this, anyone with a slightly normal mind knows that electricity is a kind of energy, but this thing is so arrogant that he doesn't absorb it, and even feeds him a message——
You need to use this guy's body as a charger to recharge it! ! !
Just kidding, 220 volts, maybe my life will be gone!
That's why this guy was just intimidated, ya ya, I won't bind you, a grandson, and I can't make fun of my own life...
But, it's not going to work now, it's the end of the mountain...
"Insufficient energy, unable to start!!!"
When this voice sounded in Liu Jiangtao's mind again, this guy's brain twitched, and a strange idea popped up——
"Do you want to try it?! Anyway, there is a fuse box, and it will trip the moment it gets an electric shock. It shouldn't be dead, right?!"
Once this unreliable idea popped up, it could never be extinguished. After careful consideration for three seconds, Liu Jiangtao tightly held the fist-sized ball with his left hand, and swallowed hard. Only then tremblingly stretched out his right hand, and approached the disconnected socket a little bit...
"Crackling..."
"Hey...hey...yo...hey...how...how...well...no...no...jump...gate..."
"Didi, I found that an unknown intelligent creature has suitable energy. May I ask if you can absorb it..."
"Fuck... trough... Dang... Dang... Then... Suck... Suck..."
Liu Jiangtao was almost in a daze, no wonder he couldn't charge it with a dead pig instead of himself, so he still needs to confirm! ! !
A dead pig can identify a ghost, but the old man can't even speak!
"Didi, the system is not bound and cannot absorb energy independently. May I ask if unknown intelligent creatures are bound to this system? This system is..."
"Sure...but...bound...definitely..."
Nima, when is this, and you are still so wordy, if I didn't bind you, why would I suffer so much? !
"Didi, there is not enough energy to bind!!!"
"I...I...go...you...you...sister..."
Then, amidst the charming smell of barbecue, Liu Jiangtao rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground gorgeously, his fingers were still stuck in the socket, his body twitched, it was really fun...
Well, as a human charger, at least this fellow is quite qualified...
Just as Liu Jiangtao fainted, a colorful ray of light suddenly flashed from the ball of light, barely covering Liu Jiangtao, and then a mechanical electronic sound sounded——
"Didi, detected an unknown intelligent creature falling into a coma, and started a backup program..."
……
"Didi, the backup program failed to start..."
"Didi, start the emergency identification program..."
……
"Didi, it has been detected that the life signal of an unknown intelligent creature is rapidly weakening, and the emergency master recognition program failed to start..."
"Didi, start the temporary master recognition program..."
……
"Didi, temporarily recognized the master successfully, and began to absorb energy..."
"Didi, detected that the temporary host is on the verge of death, and urgently started medical procedures. May I ask if the temporary host has started treatment..."
……
"Didi, detected that the temporary host is comatose, forcibly opened the novice gift package, and started a comprehensive repair (once)!"
……
"Didi, the repair is complete, the temporary host is in a coma, and the life signal is restored..."
"Didi, the temporary host is resurrected, read the memory of the temporary host, contact the unknown civilization, and regenerate the system according to the unknown civilization..."
"Didi, the garbage collection system has been generated..."
……
In a trance, Liu Jiangtao had a dream. In the dream, this guy instantly cultivated to the Tao, and then he crossed the catastrophe, all kinds of catastrophe, others crossed the catastrophe a few times and it was OK, but this guy crossed it every day and kept going. , the thunderbolt in the sky is called a hard-working, hard-working person, and the crackling never stops...
This guy kept running, and the thunder kept striking...
In the midst of this endless coercion of heaven and earth, suddenly an ethereal voice sounded, and I listened attentively, as if it belonged to Sister Bomb!
"Could it be that Sister Bomb also went to Lao Tzu's dream to survive the catastrophe?!"
I searched carefully, there is no one, there are crackling lightning everywhere...
Shaking his ears and listening carefully, this time Liu Jiangtao finally heard the voice——
"Taozi, you lazy pig, get up quickly, my mother is coming to sleep, you are here..."
Accompanied by the sound of "bump" knocking on the door...
get up soon? !
Lazy pig? !
The old lady is coming to sleep, are you here? !
Fuck, Miss Bomb came to wake me up again... Ah, bah bah, she woke herself up! ! !
In an instant, the fellow was shocked, got up from the ground with a "chuckle", and walked to the gate in a daze before opening his dazed eyes...
Let me poke it, isn't it right, I'm acting as a human charger, charging that thing? !
Huh? !What about the light ball? !The ball of light is nowhere to be found!
lost? !
exploded? !
Evaporated? !
Impossible, that thing is so strong that it cannot be broken by a hammer or cracked by fire. How could it be said that it is gone? !
However, that thing is indeed gone!
Is it...
