Chapter 169 You Have Made a Lot of Money
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Wa Wa Nu
However, the moment he turned his head, this guy was dumbfounded!
I took a stab at it, and this man was actually pulling the little nun's hair, and the little nun was sitting beside her with a blushing face, and she didn't resist at all!
How can this work?The little nun is the woman I like, how can she be defiled by this man who looks like a woman?
"Hey, let go of your claws! Don't let go, be careful that I chop off your claws!"
Tian Baiguang raised the long knife in his hand and said angrily!
Looking at the menacing Tian Baiguang, Liu Jiangtao gently uttered two words——
"Rude!"
ha?
rude?
"I am a master who pays attention to convincing others with virtue. You said that you like women and appreciate beauty. Then, let me ask you, what is appreciation and love?"
ha?
Tian Baiguang couldn't help being stunned for a moment, is this guy a master?
However, you are a master, so you are awesome?
"Love? Appreciate? Let me tell you, this small problem can't trouble me, Tian Baiguang! I am Yushu Linfeng, romantic and suave Xiaotian, let women enjoy happiness, let them be nourished by rain and dew, this is appreciation, this is love! As for appreciation Is it easier, of course to admire their appearance without clothes!"
Hearing Tian Baiguang's words, Liu Jiangtao cast a disdainful glance at Tian Baiguang, and then slowly said:
"You are a prostitute, not an admiration, a real appreciation, a real love is a flower protector, not a flower picker!"
"Tch, you are all nonsense. Let me tell you, I used to be a flower protector, but in the end that woman left me. What I said was just a joke to me! From then on, I swore that I would Let all duplicity women be punished! Hehe..."
Speaking of this, Tian Baiguang turned his head and glanced at Liu Jiangtao who was still checking the little nun's hair, feeling upset!
Let me poke, you are taking advantage of the opportunity, right?
"Do you want to know what is appreciation and what is love?"
"Tell me!"
Tian Baiguang has already thought about it, if this kid doesn't tell the reason, then he will be beaten until he can't speak!
"Let me tell you a story! Once there were two children who both liked flowers and appreciated their beauty, but one liked to pick all the flowers and hide in the room to enjoy them; while the other It is to water every flower you meet, although you can’t see it often, but those flowers are always blooming in the wild! Tell me, these two children, who likes flowers more?”
what?
How to answer this question?
Tian Baiguang blinked his eyes quickly, and murmured:
"This, this..."
"Perhaps you also said that the flowers blooming can be broken and the branches must be broken. Don't wait for the flowers to be empty and break the branches. But, you have to know one more sentence. If you are not a fish, you will know the joy of the fish. If you are not a flower, how will you know that the flower needs to be picked?"
I poke?
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, Linghuzhong's worship of Liu Jiangtao is like a surging river, endless!
In the past, when Liu Jiangtao, the master, took Lu Houer to the brothel, the excuse he made was that even the most beautiful flowers need the moisture of rain and dew, otherwise the flowers will wither when they dry up!
But now what are you talking about? If you are not a flower, why do you need to pick it?
Sure enough, you are worthy of being the master, no matter what you say, you are right!
The Taoist priest of Tianmen stopped talking when he heard this. He just watched all this quietly, waiting to see how Liu Jiangtao defeated Tian Baiguang with his mouth!
As for Tian Baiguang, he wandered back and forth several times, and finally, when he saw the little nun, he suddenly understood and said:
"Okay, you stinky bookworm, you dare to trick me! Huh, tell me, I'm not fooled, what's wrong with picking flowers? I like picking flowers is my business!"
Having said that, Tian Baiguang paused, thought for a few seconds, and then said:
"However, I am very curious. Since you are so powerful, can you help me analyze why that woman abandoned me at the beginning? I liked her that way, and I treated her sincerely. We are all that, but in the end she abandoned me. me, why is that?"
Looking sideways at Tian Baiguang, Liu Jiangtao curled his lips in disdain!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao's expression, Tian Baiguang was not happy!
"I said, Master, I respect you, so I asked you to analyze it for me. You look down on me with this expression, don't you?"
"Analysis? I'm an analysis ass! Why, let me analyze how you took advantage of it?"
Forehead?
Tian Baiguang was stunned!
I was played for nothing by a woman, and even abandoned, and dumped!I took advantage?
"Don't understand?"
"If I can figure it out, there is a ghost! Say, if your answer is not satisfactory, then, be careful, I will chop off your claws!"
"What if it satisfies you? What good does it do me?"
"If your answer satisfies me, I will never fight back!"
Hearing this, the corners of Liu Jiangtao's mouth curled up slightly, very good, it's time to play!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao's expression, Linghu couldn't help but get hairy!
You must know that when I beat Qingcheng Sixiu until their mothers didn't know each other, Liu Jiangtao, the master, always had this evil smile on his lips!
"Very good! In this case, I will ask you, are you and that woman the same, more than once?"
"That's right! We do have that often, and we've had it for more than a year!"
"In the end that woman married another upstart, but didn't choose to marry you, right?"
"Yeah, that's right, that's it!"
"That's it! You've made a lot of money, and you're still asking me here?"
ha?
Not to mention Tian Baiguang, the person involved, even the person who is often with Liu Jiangtao and knows that Liu Jiangtao has a pit in his head doesn't know how to make a lot of money!
"You have slept with other people's daughter-in-law for so many years, do you think you have made a lot of money?"
Before Tian Baiguang could speak, Liu Jiangtao spoke again:
"That nouveau riche didn't even enjoy his own woman, but you have enjoyed it for so long. Tell me, have you made a fortune?"
ha?
Can you still understand this?
No matter if it was the Taoist priest of Tianmen, the little nun, or Linghu Zhong, they all looked at Liu Jiangtao with admiration, oh my god, how fresh and refined this person's brain circuits are to come up with such a unique explanation!
However, Tian Baiguang, a guy with an abnormal brain circuit, seems to really eat this way, muttering in his mouth:
"I made a lot of money? I slept with someone else's wife? Did I wear a green-colored hat for others? I didn't sleep when someone married a wife, and I slept for more than a year?"
Looking at Tian Baiguang whose eyes were getting brighter and brighter, Linghu knew that another person had been lied to!
Just when Linghuzhong and the few people present thought that Tian Baiguang had just been fooled and limped, suddenly Tian Baiguang shouted loudly——
"No! When I slept with her, she wasn't married yet! She hasn't slept with that upstart, I..."
Looking at Tian Baiguang who seemed to have turned a corner, Liu Jiangtao's figure flashed and appeared directly in front of Tian Baiguang. At that speed, let alone a little nun, even if he was holding a long sword, he was always ready to rush up when Tian Baiguang became angry and wanted to kill The Taoist leader of Tianmen, who was saving people, didn't realize when Liu Jiangtao, who was sitting, crossed a distance of ten meters and appeared in front of Tian Baiguang!
As for Tian Baiguang, he was even more confused. Before he could finish his sentence, he was slapped on the back of the head——
"Are you a pig-brained person? Do you want to go to sleep after which woman stops sleeping, or do you want to go to sleep before any woman is raped! One is second-hand, the other is first blood, what do you think?" Which one to take?"
"Is there even a question? Of course it's the first blood! I like chicks!"
Tian Baiguang said without thinking!
"Isn't that enough?! Everything you think about has happened, and your wish has come true! Tell me, you are making a lot of money, what is it?"
"Is that so?"
Tian Baiguang looked at Taoist Priest Tianmen with a confused face, but Taoist Priest Tianmen was even more confused than him!
Look at Yilin again, well, Yilin is not as good as the Taoist priest of Tianmen!
In the end, Tian Baiguang looked at Linghuzhong. Although Linghuzhong also looked confused, he nodded to Tian Baiguang with great certainty, and said solemnly:
"Don't worry, our master knows astronomy above and geography below. We have known it for 1000 years, and we will calculate it for [-] years. This trivial matter of yours is nothing but drizzle!"
Ok!
You always talk a lot, so you're right!
Although I felt that there was still something wrong with it, Tian Baiguang was completely dumbfounded by the words, and couldn't find out what was wrong at all!
Besides, according to what Master Liu Jiangtao said, this is really the case!
I have made a lot of money, so isn't there no excuse for myself to degenerate and become a flower picker?
"Xiao Tiantian, do you think I'm right? What do you think of this explanation?"
Tian Baiguang brushed his hair up pretending to be unrestrained, looked at Liu Jiangtao who had returned to his seat, and said casually:
"Hey! As long as you are right, I am convinced by your explanation!"
"Okay, just accept it! Then, are you ready to abide by our bet?"
obey?
Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, Tian Baiguang looked around subconsciously, and then looked at Liu Jiangtao who was sitting on the seat and didn't notice him...
This distance, no matter what, he can't escape!
If Liu Jiangtao didn't show his martial arts just now, but just appeared in front of him and slapped him, and he didn't even see how he was beaten, I'm afraid this guy might really deny it.
However, in this situation, can he not admit it?
It is estimated that if you say you don’t abide by it one second, it will be abolished the next second!
"Although I, Tian Baiguang, is not a fun thing, I do what I say and keep my word. Tell me, how do you deal with me? I, Tian Baiguang, will never frown!"
"How to deal with you? Hehe! Linghu, hang him up and drop him at the door of Huiyan Tower!"
"What? Hang me at the gate of Huiyan Tower? This is not acceptable, absolutely impossible, I..."
Before Tian Baiguang finished speaking, Liu Jiangtao's figure flashed, and he pointed at Tian Baiguang's dumb acupoint...
Looking at Liu Jiangtao's evil smile, Tian Baiguang knew that this time it must be a bad dish!
I took a stab at it, and this man was actually pulling the little nun's hair, and the little nun was sitting beside her with a blushing face, and she didn't resist at all!
How can this work?The little nun is the woman I like, how can she be defiled by this man who looks like a woman?
"Hey, let go of your claws! Don't let go, be careful that I chop off your claws!"
Tian Baiguang raised the long knife in his hand and said angrily!
Looking at the menacing Tian Baiguang, Liu Jiangtao gently uttered two words——
"Rude!"
ha?
rude?
"I am a master who pays attention to convincing others with virtue. You said that you like women and appreciate beauty. Then, let me ask you, what is appreciation and love?"
ha?
Tian Baiguang couldn't help being stunned for a moment, is this guy a master?
However, you are a master, so you are awesome?
"Love? Appreciate? Let me tell you, this small problem can't trouble me, Tian Baiguang! I am Yushu Linfeng, romantic and suave Xiaotian, let women enjoy happiness, let them be nourished by rain and dew, this is appreciation, this is love! As for appreciation Is it easier, of course to admire their appearance without clothes!"
Hearing Tian Baiguang's words, Liu Jiangtao cast a disdainful glance at Tian Baiguang, and then slowly said:
"You are a prostitute, not an admiration, a real appreciation, a real love is a flower protector, not a flower picker!"
"Tch, you are all nonsense. Let me tell you, I used to be a flower protector, but in the end that woman left me. What I said was just a joke to me! From then on, I swore that I would Let all duplicity women be punished! Hehe..."
Speaking of this, Tian Baiguang turned his head and glanced at Liu Jiangtao who was still checking the little nun's hair, feeling upset!
Let me poke, you are taking advantage of the opportunity, right?
"Do you want to know what is appreciation and what is love?"
"Tell me!"
Tian Baiguang has already thought about it, if this kid doesn't tell the reason, then he will be beaten until he can't speak!
"Let me tell you a story! Once there were two children who both liked flowers and appreciated their beauty, but one liked to pick all the flowers and hide in the room to enjoy them; while the other It is to water every flower you meet, although you can’t see it often, but those flowers are always blooming in the wild! Tell me, these two children, who likes flowers more?”
what?
How to answer this question?
Tian Baiguang blinked his eyes quickly, and murmured:
"This, this..."
"Perhaps you also said that the flowers blooming can be broken and the branches must be broken. Don't wait for the flowers to be empty and break the branches. But, you have to know one more sentence. If you are not a fish, you will know the joy of the fish. If you are not a flower, how will you know that the flower needs to be picked?"
I poke?
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, Linghuzhong's worship of Liu Jiangtao is like a surging river, endless!
In the past, when Liu Jiangtao, the master, took Lu Houer to the brothel, the excuse he made was that even the most beautiful flowers need the moisture of rain and dew, otherwise the flowers will wither when they dry up!
But now what are you talking about? If you are not a flower, why do you need to pick it?
Sure enough, you are worthy of being the master, no matter what you say, you are right!
The Taoist priest of Tianmen stopped talking when he heard this. He just watched all this quietly, waiting to see how Liu Jiangtao defeated Tian Baiguang with his mouth!
As for Tian Baiguang, he wandered back and forth several times, and finally, when he saw the little nun, he suddenly understood and said:
"Okay, you stinky bookworm, you dare to trick me! Huh, tell me, I'm not fooled, what's wrong with picking flowers? I like picking flowers is my business!"
Having said that, Tian Baiguang paused, thought for a few seconds, and then said:
"However, I am very curious. Since you are so powerful, can you help me analyze why that woman abandoned me at the beginning? I liked her that way, and I treated her sincerely. We are all that, but in the end she abandoned me. me, why is that?"
Looking sideways at Tian Baiguang, Liu Jiangtao curled his lips in disdain!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao's expression, Tian Baiguang was not happy!
"I said, Master, I respect you, so I asked you to analyze it for me. You look down on me with this expression, don't you?"
"Analysis? I'm an analysis ass! Why, let me analyze how you took advantage of it?"
Forehead?
Tian Baiguang was stunned!
I was played for nothing by a woman, and even abandoned, and dumped!I took advantage?
"Don't understand?"
"If I can figure it out, there is a ghost! Say, if your answer is not satisfactory, then, be careful, I will chop off your claws!"
"What if it satisfies you? What good does it do me?"
"If your answer satisfies me, I will never fight back!"
Hearing this, the corners of Liu Jiangtao's mouth curled up slightly, very good, it's time to play!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao's expression, Linghu couldn't help but get hairy!
You must know that when I beat Qingcheng Sixiu until their mothers didn't know each other, Liu Jiangtao, the master, always had this evil smile on his lips!
"Very good! In this case, I will ask you, are you and that woman the same, more than once?"
"That's right! We do have that often, and we've had it for more than a year!"
"In the end that woman married another upstart, but didn't choose to marry you, right?"
"Yeah, that's right, that's it!"
"That's it! You've made a lot of money, and you're still asking me here?"
ha?
Not to mention Tian Baiguang, the person involved, even the person who is often with Liu Jiangtao and knows that Liu Jiangtao has a pit in his head doesn't know how to make a lot of money!
"You have slept with other people's daughter-in-law for so many years, do you think you have made a lot of money?"
Before Tian Baiguang could speak, Liu Jiangtao spoke again:
"That nouveau riche didn't even enjoy his own woman, but you have enjoyed it for so long. Tell me, have you made a fortune?"
ha?
Can you still understand this?
No matter if it was the Taoist priest of Tianmen, the little nun, or Linghu Zhong, they all looked at Liu Jiangtao with admiration, oh my god, how fresh and refined this person's brain circuits are to come up with such a unique explanation!
However, Tian Baiguang, a guy with an abnormal brain circuit, seems to really eat this way, muttering in his mouth:
"I made a lot of money? I slept with someone else's wife? Did I wear a green-colored hat for others? I didn't sleep when someone married a wife, and I slept for more than a year?"
Looking at Tian Baiguang whose eyes were getting brighter and brighter, Linghu knew that another person had been lied to!
Just when Linghuzhong and the few people present thought that Tian Baiguang had just been fooled and limped, suddenly Tian Baiguang shouted loudly——
"No! When I slept with her, she wasn't married yet! She hasn't slept with that upstart, I..."
Looking at Tian Baiguang who seemed to have turned a corner, Liu Jiangtao's figure flashed and appeared directly in front of Tian Baiguang. At that speed, let alone a little nun, even if he was holding a long sword, he was always ready to rush up when Tian Baiguang became angry and wanted to kill The Taoist leader of Tianmen, who was saving people, didn't realize when Liu Jiangtao, who was sitting, crossed a distance of ten meters and appeared in front of Tian Baiguang!
As for Tian Baiguang, he was even more confused. Before he could finish his sentence, he was slapped on the back of the head——
"Are you a pig-brained person? Do you want to go to sleep after which woman stops sleeping, or do you want to go to sleep before any woman is raped! One is second-hand, the other is first blood, what do you think?" Which one to take?"
"Is there even a question? Of course it's the first blood! I like chicks!"
Tian Baiguang said without thinking!
"Isn't that enough?! Everything you think about has happened, and your wish has come true! Tell me, you are making a lot of money, what is it?"
"Is that so?"
Tian Baiguang looked at Taoist Priest Tianmen with a confused face, but Taoist Priest Tianmen was even more confused than him!
Look at Yilin again, well, Yilin is not as good as the Taoist priest of Tianmen!
In the end, Tian Baiguang looked at Linghuzhong. Although Linghuzhong also looked confused, he nodded to Tian Baiguang with great certainty, and said solemnly:
"Don't worry, our master knows astronomy above and geography below. We have known it for 1000 years, and we will calculate it for [-] years. This trivial matter of yours is nothing but drizzle!"
Ok!
You always talk a lot, so you're right!
Although I felt that there was still something wrong with it, Tian Baiguang was completely dumbfounded by the words, and couldn't find out what was wrong at all!
Besides, according to what Master Liu Jiangtao said, this is really the case!
I have made a lot of money, so isn't there no excuse for myself to degenerate and become a flower picker?
"Xiao Tiantian, do you think I'm right? What do you think of this explanation?"
Tian Baiguang brushed his hair up pretending to be unrestrained, looked at Liu Jiangtao who had returned to his seat, and said casually:
"Hey! As long as you are right, I am convinced by your explanation!"
"Okay, just accept it! Then, are you ready to abide by our bet?"
obey?
Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, Tian Baiguang looked around subconsciously, and then looked at Liu Jiangtao who was sitting on the seat and didn't notice him...
This distance, no matter what, he can't escape!
If Liu Jiangtao didn't show his martial arts just now, but just appeared in front of him and slapped him, and he didn't even see how he was beaten, I'm afraid this guy might really deny it.
However, in this situation, can he not admit it?
It is estimated that if you say you don’t abide by it one second, it will be abolished the next second!
"Although I, Tian Baiguang, is not a fun thing, I do what I say and keep my word. Tell me, how do you deal with me? I, Tian Baiguang, will never frown!"
"How to deal with you? Hehe! Linghu, hang him up and drop him at the door of Huiyan Tower!"
"What? Hang me at the gate of Huiyan Tower? This is not acceptable, absolutely impossible, I..."
Before Tian Baiguang finished speaking, Liu Jiangtao's figure flashed, and he pointed at Tian Baiguang's dumb acupoint...
Looking at Liu Jiangtao's evil smile, Tian Baiguang knew that this time it must be a bad dish!
