Chapter 25
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Wa Wa Nu
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was stunned for a moment, Bai Xue's originally frozen heart began to warm up...
As for Liu Jiangtao, he pondered for a few seconds before he said:
"Beauty, you, are you okay mentally?!"
ha? !
Bai Xue was dumbfounded! ! !
What do you mean I'm fine mentally? !
"Even if I'm a road idiot and don't know the direction, I still know that the road ahead is not the road of happiness. The road of happiness is on the other side of our city. Our front is either east or north. Well, no matter how bad it is, it's west!!!"
"puff!"
Before the live broadcast room, countless people completely sprayed it! ! !
Damn, I've never seen such an incomprehensible person! ! !
This guy, can't be a primitive man! ! !
As for Bai Xue, she squeezed out four words with a livid face——
"Ahead, it's Nan!!!"
"puff!!!"
Before the live broadcast, countless snowflakes who hadn't stopped laughing sprayed again! ! !
Lu crazy to this extent, there is no one else! ! !
Since then, there has been a word on the Internet——
There is a kind of road idiot called Liu Jiangtao! ! !
"Um, Nan!!! Well, even if it's Nan, it's definitely not the road to happiness!!!"
Finally, Liu Jiangtao said firmly! ! !
Bai Xue didn't want to talk to this fellow at all, so she pushed down the car window and turned her head to look out the window!
Nima, who is discussing with you whether there is a road to happiness ahead? !
This is a girl teasing you, okay, brother! ! !
Brother, I kneel down, really kneel down! ! !
After a three-second silence, Liu Jiangtao moved his shoulders in embarrassment and said:
"Well, beauty, close the windows, it's cold!"
Bai Xue turned her head stiffly, and glanced at Liu Jiangtao——
"Do you know what the coldest place in the world is?!"
the coldest place? !
"This is simple, I know this, Antarctica, because Antarctica is land, and the North Pole is ocean..."
"No, not at all!"
Forehead? !
Liu Jiangtao is confused, isn't he? !
Is there any place colder than Antarctica? !
"The coldest place is the place without you!!!"
Bai Xue couldn't help but smile!
I fell into a fairy board, and my good mood was ruined by this guy! ! !
Even my favorite flirt is not much interested.
However, in the next second, Bai Xue saw Liu Jiangtao's shocked and disbelieving eyes! ! !
That's right, shock mixed with unbelievable gazes!
Bai Xue has never seen this kind of gaze before. Could it be that there is something hidden in it? !
Thinking of this, Bai Xue's spirit of gossip began to evaporate...
"Beauty, how do you know that my childhood dream was to become the sun?!"
ha? !
sun?
What the hell? !
"You know, beauty?! When I was a child, my biggest dream was to become the sun, so that everyone would surround me and make me happy, so I would give them sunshine; if you dare to bully me, make me unhappy, hehe , I just hid with a sullen face, and froze those people who bullied me into fools, wow..."
Forehead? !
Bai Xue finally made it this time, this guy is a snake maniac! ! !
The entire live broadcast room was full of joy, but only Bai Xue couldn't laugh because she was the person involved!
As for Liu Jiangtao, the more he talked, the more excited he became, the more excited he was, the more passionate the car was driving. At a certain moment, he almost plunged into the small woods by the side of the road...
"Squeak..."
One foot brake, the car stalled for the fifth time...
"Ahem, beauty, what, I said it was an accident, do you believe it or not?!"
With a gloomy face, Bai Xue pulled off her seat belt, angrily walked to the driver's seat and opened the door...
As for Liu Jiangtao, he took off his seat belt very cooperatively, ran from the driver's seat to the co-pilot's seat, and put on his seat belt...
Looking at the ugly Bai Xue in the driver's seat, Liu Jiangtao became even more embarrassed——
"Beauty, this is really an accident!"
Accident? !
Surprise your sister!
Just when Bai Xue was so angry that he wanted to strangle Liu Jiangtao to death, the official background staff of the live broadcast platform in an unknown place screamed excitedly! ! !
In the three years since the platform was established, the highest number of active people in a single live broadcast room at the same time is 120 million, which was a record when Bai Xue was on fire. However, since Bai Xue had a throat problem, this data has never appeared again! ! !
Not to mention 120 million, even if there is no live broadcast room that exceeds 100 million! ! !
However, just today, just 10 minutes ago, another live broadcast room directly exceeded 100 million, and 10 minutes later, the number soared to 200 million! ! !
The background supervisor immediately called up the data to check, this check is not important, it is still Baixue's live broadcast room!
Could it be that Bai Xue's voice has recovered? !
Before it was too late to verify, the supervisor made a phone call to the director Zhang Chao, and then the director was so excited that he didn't want it, so that Zhang Chao, as the director, directly clicked into Baixue's live broadcast room, with great interest Look at Bai Xue deflated! ! !
The enthusiastic Zhang Chao didn't realize that Zhang Ping, the second pillar of the live broadcast platform, who was still under him before, had already walked out with a gloomy expression...
A few minutes later, several strong men came out of the billiard hall, drove a masked bread and disappeared into the darkness...
Of course, all of this happened in the dark, and Liu Jiangtao and Bai Xue, who were in the light, didn't know about it at all, because Bai Xue was enduring Liu Jiangtao's quarrel with the "smart" mobile phone!
"It must be a widow, that's right!!!"
Mobile barrage——
"wrong!"
"Of course, the husband is dead, what is the rest not a widow?!"
……
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was enthusiastically arguing with the people in the live broadcast room, Bai Xue was completely speechless!
This person's emotional intelligence is so low, it's a miracle! ! !
That's right, just now, in order to liven up the atmosphere, Bai Xue casually said——
"There was once a couple, the man told me not to like you, and the woman told me to like you. One day, the man died, so what is the name of the remaining one?!"
Then, a scumbag who thought he was knowledgeable and talented, after careful consideration, suddenly popped out those two words——
"widow!!!"
Then two words popped up on the bullet screen——
"wrong!"
Then there was Liu Jiangtao and his fellows presenting facts and reasoning, trying to prove that the remaining woman was called a "widow"!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao who was enthusiastically trying to persuade the "bullet screen", Bai Xue was completely speechless, and finally had to throw out her trump card——
"Love me and eat shi, which one would you choose?"
Do you even need to ask? !
Is this still a choice? !
Almost everyone knows it, okay? !
Then, Liu Jiangtao began to discuss with the barrage very seriously——
The difference between rice and shi!
How did rice become shi, and how did shi become rice!
This is an interesting proposition, but Liu Jiangtao is still discussing it!
In the end, this guy even gave an example to prove that the excrement is also edible!
For example, in the state banquet of an island country, the people at the top need to have a state banquet that they don’t know how long in advance—shi banquet! ! !
How many days in advance do you need a girl to eat only fruit...
What color is the best...
Listening to this guy's endless "spraying dung", others don't know what it feels like, anyway, Baixue almost vomited up her breakfast from last week!
How disgusting!
There are still such crazy people in the world!
Finally, the unbearable Baixue braked, well, the car didn't turn off this time!
"You want to murder?!"
After Liu Jiangtao was safely dragged back to his seat by the seat belt again, he said angrily!
This woman is also real, besides being more beautiful, having a hotter figure, and looking richer, what else can she have? !
Well, it seems that a woman is enough to have these!
However, how could Liu Jiangtao allow such dangerous thoughts to appear in his heart? !
Therefore, women with these must not be able to do it! ! !
Yes, a perfect woman should be like Sister Bomb——
Pretty face, hot body, endless money! ! !
Uh, it looks similar to Bai Xue? !
No, Miss Bomb has one more thing, she can beat people, it hurts so much!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao couldn't help but feel hairy all over his body. This excuse always feels a bit trembling!
murder? !
Looking at Liu Jiangtao who should be taken for granted, Bai Xue had the urge to slap him to death.
And murder? !
Does my old lady want to kill you, don't you have a B number in your heart? !
Pooh, old lady, uh, this girl is a lady, a lady! ! !
"Little brother, can't you see what I want to do?!"
Bai Xue felt that she already understood what she meant, and she could explain it in two words——
"get off!!!"
Unfortunately, a certain person pondered for a moment, and then he suddenly realized and said:
"Girl, your driving skills are good!"
ha? !
What's the meaning? !
"The brakes didn't turn off this time! Yes, it's really good!"
What the hell!
Bai Xue felt that her face could compete with Master Bao...
And the snowflakes in front of the live broadcast room laughed out loud!
Today's live broadcast is really interesting, it's the first time I've seen such a fun man.
Of course, among the laughing snowflakes, there are still people who can't laugh——
Those old scholars who were invited by the Ph.D., uh, the doctoral supervisors didn't laugh, you just let me come here to see this man talking like a fool here? !
Even a fool would know that this woman is flirting with you, okay? !
Lao Tzu, an old guy in his 80s and [-]s, knows it all, but you don't even know it!
Heartless!
As for the Doctor of Characters next to him, he was about to cry, brother, you just popped out a sentence of oracle bone inscriptions, if you don’t pop out oracle bone inscriptions, my little brother, I will die!
……
As for Bai Xue, she looked at Liu Jiangtao dumbfounded, who told you to praise me? !
This girl is letting you get off the car, and I don't want to drive you anymore!
However, seeing this guy complimenting this girl for the first time, forget it, this lady has a lot, so don't worry about it!
The car soon arrived at Yeguiren Bar, Liu Jiangtao touched his pocket, but he didn't bring any money!
Well, this guy has been in the "Boxer" plane for a year, and he has already developed the habit of not bringing money!
Putting his hand in his pocket, he took out a ruby from a different dimension and placed it in front of the phone:
"I'm a poor man, I don't have much money, I can give you a stone for fun!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Bai Xue to refuse, Liu Jiangtao got out of the car and left!
The whole process is called a free and easy...
As for Liu Jiangtao, he pondered for a few seconds before he said:
"Beauty, you, are you okay mentally?!"
ha? !
Bai Xue was dumbfounded! ! !
What do you mean I'm fine mentally? !
"Even if I'm a road idiot and don't know the direction, I still know that the road ahead is not the road of happiness. The road of happiness is on the other side of our city. Our front is either east or north. Well, no matter how bad it is, it's west!!!"
"puff!"
Before the live broadcast room, countless people completely sprayed it! ! !
Damn, I've never seen such an incomprehensible person! ! !
This guy, can't be a primitive man! ! !
As for Bai Xue, she squeezed out four words with a livid face——
"Ahead, it's Nan!!!"
"puff!!!"
Before the live broadcast, countless snowflakes who hadn't stopped laughing sprayed again! ! !
Lu crazy to this extent, there is no one else! ! !
Since then, there has been a word on the Internet——
There is a kind of road idiot called Liu Jiangtao! ! !
"Um, Nan!!! Well, even if it's Nan, it's definitely not the road to happiness!!!"
Finally, Liu Jiangtao said firmly! ! !
Bai Xue didn't want to talk to this fellow at all, so she pushed down the car window and turned her head to look out the window!
Nima, who is discussing with you whether there is a road to happiness ahead? !
This is a girl teasing you, okay, brother! ! !
Brother, I kneel down, really kneel down! ! !
After a three-second silence, Liu Jiangtao moved his shoulders in embarrassment and said:
"Well, beauty, close the windows, it's cold!"
Bai Xue turned her head stiffly, and glanced at Liu Jiangtao——
"Do you know what the coldest place in the world is?!"
the coldest place? !
"This is simple, I know this, Antarctica, because Antarctica is land, and the North Pole is ocean..."
"No, not at all!"
Forehead? !
Liu Jiangtao is confused, isn't he? !
Is there any place colder than Antarctica? !
"The coldest place is the place without you!!!"
Bai Xue couldn't help but smile!
I fell into a fairy board, and my good mood was ruined by this guy! ! !
Even my favorite flirt is not much interested.
However, in the next second, Bai Xue saw Liu Jiangtao's shocked and disbelieving eyes! ! !
That's right, shock mixed with unbelievable gazes!
Bai Xue has never seen this kind of gaze before. Could it be that there is something hidden in it? !
Thinking of this, Bai Xue's spirit of gossip began to evaporate...
"Beauty, how do you know that my childhood dream was to become the sun?!"
ha? !
sun?
What the hell? !
"You know, beauty?! When I was a child, my biggest dream was to become the sun, so that everyone would surround me and make me happy, so I would give them sunshine; if you dare to bully me, make me unhappy, hehe , I just hid with a sullen face, and froze those people who bullied me into fools, wow..."
Forehead? !
Bai Xue finally made it this time, this guy is a snake maniac! ! !
The entire live broadcast room was full of joy, but only Bai Xue couldn't laugh because she was the person involved!
As for Liu Jiangtao, the more he talked, the more excited he became, the more excited he was, the more passionate the car was driving. At a certain moment, he almost plunged into the small woods by the side of the road...
"Squeak..."
One foot brake, the car stalled for the fifth time...
"Ahem, beauty, what, I said it was an accident, do you believe it or not?!"
With a gloomy face, Bai Xue pulled off her seat belt, angrily walked to the driver's seat and opened the door...
As for Liu Jiangtao, he took off his seat belt very cooperatively, ran from the driver's seat to the co-pilot's seat, and put on his seat belt...
Looking at the ugly Bai Xue in the driver's seat, Liu Jiangtao became even more embarrassed——
"Beauty, this is really an accident!"
Accident? !
Surprise your sister!
Just when Bai Xue was so angry that he wanted to strangle Liu Jiangtao to death, the official background staff of the live broadcast platform in an unknown place screamed excitedly! ! !
In the three years since the platform was established, the highest number of active people in a single live broadcast room at the same time is 120 million, which was a record when Bai Xue was on fire. However, since Bai Xue had a throat problem, this data has never appeared again! ! !
Not to mention 120 million, even if there is no live broadcast room that exceeds 100 million! ! !
However, just today, just 10 minutes ago, another live broadcast room directly exceeded 100 million, and 10 minutes later, the number soared to 200 million! ! !
The background supervisor immediately called up the data to check, this check is not important, it is still Baixue's live broadcast room!
Could it be that Bai Xue's voice has recovered? !
Before it was too late to verify, the supervisor made a phone call to the director Zhang Chao, and then the director was so excited that he didn't want it, so that Zhang Chao, as the director, directly clicked into Baixue's live broadcast room, with great interest Look at Bai Xue deflated! ! !
The enthusiastic Zhang Chao didn't realize that Zhang Ping, the second pillar of the live broadcast platform, who was still under him before, had already walked out with a gloomy expression...
A few minutes later, several strong men came out of the billiard hall, drove a masked bread and disappeared into the darkness...
Of course, all of this happened in the dark, and Liu Jiangtao and Bai Xue, who were in the light, didn't know about it at all, because Bai Xue was enduring Liu Jiangtao's quarrel with the "smart" mobile phone!
"It must be a widow, that's right!!!"
Mobile barrage——
"wrong!"
"Of course, the husband is dead, what is the rest not a widow?!"
……
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was enthusiastically arguing with the people in the live broadcast room, Bai Xue was completely speechless!
This person's emotional intelligence is so low, it's a miracle! ! !
That's right, just now, in order to liven up the atmosphere, Bai Xue casually said——
"There was once a couple, the man told me not to like you, and the woman told me to like you. One day, the man died, so what is the name of the remaining one?!"
Then, a scumbag who thought he was knowledgeable and talented, after careful consideration, suddenly popped out those two words——
"widow!!!"
Then two words popped up on the bullet screen——
"wrong!"
Then there was Liu Jiangtao and his fellows presenting facts and reasoning, trying to prove that the remaining woman was called a "widow"!
Seeing Liu Jiangtao who was enthusiastically trying to persuade the "bullet screen", Bai Xue was completely speechless, and finally had to throw out her trump card——
"Love me and eat shi, which one would you choose?"
Do you even need to ask? !
Is this still a choice? !
Almost everyone knows it, okay? !
Then, Liu Jiangtao began to discuss with the barrage very seriously——
The difference between rice and shi!
How did rice become shi, and how did shi become rice!
This is an interesting proposition, but Liu Jiangtao is still discussing it!
In the end, this guy even gave an example to prove that the excrement is also edible!
For example, in the state banquet of an island country, the people at the top need to have a state banquet that they don’t know how long in advance—shi banquet! ! !
How many days in advance do you need a girl to eat only fruit...
What color is the best...
Listening to this guy's endless "spraying dung", others don't know what it feels like, anyway, Baixue almost vomited up her breakfast from last week!
How disgusting!
There are still such crazy people in the world!
Finally, the unbearable Baixue braked, well, the car didn't turn off this time!
"You want to murder?!"
After Liu Jiangtao was safely dragged back to his seat by the seat belt again, he said angrily!
This woman is also real, besides being more beautiful, having a hotter figure, and looking richer, what else can she have? !
Well, it seems that a woman is enough to have these!
However, how could Liu Jiangtao allow such dangerous thoughts to appear in his heart? !
Therefore, women with these must not be able to do it! ! !
Yes, a perfect woman should be like Sister Bomb——
Pretty face, hot body, endless money! ! !
Uh, it looks similar to Bai Xue? !
No, Miss Bomb has one more thing, she can beat people, it hurts so much!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao couldn't help but feel hairy all over his body. This excuse always feels a bit trembling!
murder? !
Looking at Liu Jiangtao who should be taken for granted, Bai Xue had the urge to slap him to death.
And murder? !
Does my old lady want to kill you, don't you have a B number in your heart? !
Pooh, old lady, uh, this girl is a lady, a lady! ! !
"Little brother, can't you see what I want to do?!"
Bai Xue felt that she already understood what she meant, and she could explain it in two words——
"get off!!!"
Unfortunately, a certain person pondered for a moment, and then he suddenly realized and said:
"Girl, your driving skills are good!"
ha? !
What's the meaning? !
"The brakes didn't turn off this time! Yes, it's really good!"
What the hell!
Bai Xue felt that her face could compete with Master Bao...
And the snowflakes in front of the live broadcast room laughed out loud!
Today's live broadcast is really interesting, it's the first time I've seen such a fun man.
Of course, among the laughing snowflakes, there are still people who can't laugh——
Those old scholars who were invited by the Ph.D., uh, the doctoral supervisors didn't laugh, you just let me come here to see this man talking like a fool here? !
Even a fool would know that this woman is flirting with you, okay? !
Lao Tzu, an old guy in his 80s and [-]s, knows it all, but you don't even know it!
Heartless!
As for the Doctor of Characters next to him, he was about to cry, brother, you just popped out a sentence of oracle bone inscriptions, if you don’t pop out oracle bone inscriptions, my little brother, I will die!
……
As for Bai Xue, she looked at Liu Jiangtao dumbfounded, who told you to praise me? !
This girl is letting you get off the car, and I don't want to drive you anymore!
However, seeing this guy complimenting this girl for the first time, forget it, this lady has a lot, so don't worry about it!
The car soon arrived at Yeguiren Bar, Liu Jiangtao touched his pocket, but he didn't bring any money!
Well, this guy has been in the "Boxer" plane for a year, and he has already developed the habit of not bringing money!
Putting his hand in his pocket, he took out a ruby from a different dimension and placed it in front of the phone:
"I'm a poor man, I don't have much money, I can give you a stone for fun!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Bai Xue to refuse, Liu Jiangtao got out of the car and left!
The whole process is called a free and easy...
