Chapter 315 Shameless Little Stick
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Wa Wa Nu
Just when the whole world is envious and jealous of the most mysterious country in the East, there is a country that is completely hated and excited!
That's right, this country is not the Sanyin Kingdom that everyone imagined, nor is it the Great Naga Kingdom, but the Little Stick Country that none of us thought of!
That's right, it's the little stick country!
In the world, there are so few strange countries. People of the third gender are born in the country of Tailuo, and the country of Little Stick can transform you into a human being regardless of whether you are human or not!
No matter how ugly a person is, as long as you are under the scalpel of Bangziguo, you will soon be transformed into another self!
Either you succeed, and you become an internet celebrity, and you become a stereotyped person; or you fail, and you become an invisible person!
Even so, the past few years of the Little Bangzi Kingdom is still okay. They invented the earth, the solar system, and the universe, and they even made a name for themselves!
No way, everyone knows that they can't invent themselves, so the most mysterious country in the east can only reluctantly invent them!
It is precisely because of this that Little Bangzi Country wants to compare with the most mysterious country in the East. The stars want to compare. For this reason, Little Bangzi Country specially created some handsome men and women and put them in the most mysterious country in the East. Arm, earned a lot of money!
There is no way, there are brain damage every year, especially this year, especially those scumbags who claim to be citizens of the new puppy skin plaster country. After the puppy skin plaster country was wiped out and became a province of the most mysterious country in the East, these new little ones Citizens of the dog-skin plaster country will automatically become citizens of the new little stick country!
Anyway, some sissies, who can hardly find any normal state from top to bottom, don't know whether they are male or female, they become citizens of whichever country they commit crimes!
There is no other way, who will let the new generation fooled by the Internet just eat this way?
Although I despise my fans with incomplete brains in my heart, it is because of these fans that they can earn so much money!
Although they don't like these fans, they like money!
There is no one who doesn't like money, especially them.
……
After getting the loyalty of a large number of citizens of the new little Bangzi Kingdom, Dan Muying, the new president of the Bangzi Kingdom, became very happy!
That's right, although the Puppy Plaster Country is gone, and the country that is stronger than them is gone, but what's the matter?
Those scumbags from the Puppy Plaster Country are nothing more than the garbage they made, and they will be destroyed when they are destroyed!
If it weren't for the fear of being scolded by the whole world, the Little Bangzi Nation would even dare to directly issue a statement, saying that the virus that destroyed the Puppy Plaster Nation was invented by their Bangzi Nation!
In order to let the vast majority of people know more about it, Bangziguo also spent a lot of money to create laboratories, dilapidated laboratories, and zombies that look fresher, although this kind of zombies are made up!
Then spread it through various secret gossip!
They dare not use regular radio stations, because that may invite disaster.
However, it is possible to spread it through the gossip of various celebrities, and it can also bring a large number of fans to the Bangzi country circle!
Sure enough, Dandelion's strategy was successful. Even a large part of people in the most mysterious country in the East are spreading the virus. The virus that was wiped out in the Puppy Plaster Country was created by the Little Stick Country!
What else to say, we must make good friends with the Little Bangzi Country, the Little Bangzi Country is the best neighbor, and the natural ally that best meets the standards of the most mysterious country in the East!
……
It is precisely because of all kinds of farces that Dandelion directed and acted on his own, that he himself believed it!
He even made a statement on a formal occasion with the idea of a virus. Of course, it was a very unclear statement. The statement was very complicated, but the content was very simple——
We have a gene virus that some superpowers are afraid of. If you don’t want us to release it, then hurry up and send money, give people, and send weapons!
……
When he heard the news, not only Liu Jiangtao, but even the bosses at the top were stunned!
Let me poke, is this little stick country crazy?
The last time, it was because of the scorn that they said that the smog in Bangzi Country came from the most mysterious country in the East, and then they annoyed Liu Jiangtao!
As a result, Liu Jiangtao used the innate water spirit to directly send all the smog from the most mysterious country in the East to Bangzi Country, and even replaced the clean drinking water in Bangzi Country with polluted chemical sewage!
It is exactly like this that the presidents of the Bangzi Kingdom were kicked out by the angry crowd. This is one of the reasons why Danmuying was able to come to power, one of the most important reasons!
Unexpectedly, Dan Muying, who just came to power not long ago, turned out to be such a snake-spirited patient, no, it is probably the kind of terminally ill mentally handicapped patient that even the snake-spirited hospital would not accept.
……
Immediately after seeing the news, the upper-level bosses called Liu Jiangtao directly and told Liu Jiangtao to be gentle when he started. , if you want to make a serious move, just postpone it for a few days!
After hanging up the phone, Liu Jiangtao's forehead was full of black lines. Do I want such a tyrannical person?
How often do you say that Lao Tzu destroyed other people's countries?
Has Lao Tzu destroyed other countries?
It was the zombie virus that wiped out the puppy skin plaster country, not me, and it was Xu Erdan who poisoned it, not me. This has nothing to do with me, not even a dime!
Of course, even if there is, I will not admit it!
……
After thinking for a long time, Liu Jiangtao felt that if he didn't frighten the scumbags in Little Bangzi Kingdom, they might really be able to dance for a few days!
virus?
temporarily unavailable!
Do you want to kill someone?
A bit too low-level!
How to do it?
By the way, the shelter!
You know, when the shelter was built before, the shelter carried the genes of irradiated scorpions, irradiated cockroaches, and irradiated guinea pigs. Twenty cockroaches were used before, and now there are still ten cockroaches left!
As for the radiated guinea pigs, there are still [-] of them, which have not been used yet, but there are still [-] radiated scorpions!
In the Puppy Plaster Country before, only twenty irradiated cockroaches almost crippled half of the Puppy Plaster Country, but forty irradiated scorpions, twenty irradiated guinea pigs, and ten irradiated cockroaches were enough to destroy the little Puppy Country. The people are in dire straits!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao came to the refuge, took forty radiated scorpions, [-] radiated guinea pigs, and [-] radiated cockroaches that had been hatched and imprisoned into the different-dimensional space, and then directly left the villa and headed towards the little stick country. rush to...
One day later, after placing everything in the most suitable place, Liu Jiangtao came back!
As for what to say to watch the live broadcast in Little Bangzi Country?
Don't be kidding, as a senior foodie, Liu Jiangtao, how could he not eat the delicacies at home and go to a small Bangzi country to eat pickles?
Also eat three meals a day!
Isn't this asking for guilt?
……
Three days later, riots happened inexplicably in Bangzi Country. The reason for the riots was simple. There were a lot of cockroaches in the country!
Originally, cockroaches were very common and everyone cared about them, but when some people posted photos of those one-meter-long cockroaches, everyone became restless!
This is a disaster!
However, the shameless little stick took this opportunity to directly point out to the whole society that the virus that killed the Puppy Plaster country was developed by us. Have you seen it? These one-meter-long cockroaches are proof. If you want to follow in the footsteps of the country, then quickly send the plaster province to our little stick country!
……
Radiation cockroaches are just the beginning, not the end!
Ten irradiated cockroaches produced more than 5 cockroach cubs, and then these [-] cockroaches crazily attacked the crowd, livestock, etc.!
In the end, although the cockroaches and disasters were extinguished, more than 3000 people died in Little Bangzi Country!
There are more than 3000 people, and because of someone's sinister intentions, bah bah, it was a wise and powerful arrangement. The first batch of bug attacks targeted the so-called upper-class celebrities.
……
Just half an hour after Little Stick Country issued a statement that they had successfully wiped out the products of their own laboratory, the disaster of irradiated guinea pigs also happened!
The radiation guinea pig disaster, to put it bluntly, is the rats in the Bangzi country. After being infected by the radiation guinea pigs, they became a big guy with a length of 1.5 meters. Then when the number of guinea pigs increased to 11 and could no longer hide, the disaster broke out. !
A rat with a length of 1.5 meters is madly attacking all food and creatures, humans and food!
This time, the spokesperson of the Little Stick Country still did not forget to send out photos of irradiated guinea pigs as evidence that they have begun to develop biological weapons!
In the end, after three days of coordinated operations, the disaster of radiation guinea pigs was also wiped out. During the whole process, more than 7000 people died!
However, this time, Little Bangziguo didn't even have time to announce that the laboratory test product was finally eliminated, and the radiation scorpion was discovered again!
The radiation scorpion is the most lethal, the highest defense, and the fastest decaying creature among the three creatures. Even when Liu Jiangtao was playing games, encountering this kind of creature was quite a headache!
Not to mention a small stick country in the real world!
Faced with more than 30 radiated scorpions, Little Bangzi finally couldn't take it anymore, and appealed to the whole world to eradicate these mutated scorpions together!
However, none of the countries in the world went to help them. The cowhide has already been blown out. Now that the cowhide has been blown up, let others protect you from the disaster?
Do not make jokes!
In the end, the Little Bangzi Kingdom finally wiped out these radiation scorpions, but the price they paid was extremely painful!
As a small country with only 70 troops, these three bug disasters alone consumed 63 soldiers!
That's right, this country is not the Sanyin Kingdom that everyone imagined, nor is it the Great Naga Kingdom, but the Little Stick Country that none of us thought of!
That's right, it's the little stick country!
In the world, there are so few strange countries. People of the third gender are born in the country of Tailuo, and the country of Little Stick can transform you into a human being regardless of whether you are human or not!
No matter how ugly a person is, as long as you are under the scalpel of Bangziguo, you will soon be transformed into another self!
Either you succeed, and you become an internet celebrity, and you become a stereotyped person; or you fail, and you become an invisible person!
Even so, the past few years of the Little Bangzi Kingdom is still okay. They invented the earth, the solar system, and the universe, and they even made a name for themselves!
No way, everyone knows that they can't invent themselves, so the most mysterious country in the east can only reluctantly invent them!
It is precisely because of this that Little Bangzi Country wants to compare with the most mysterious country in the East. The stars want to compare. For this reason, Little Bangzi Country specially created some handsome men and women and put them in the most mysterious country in the East. Arm, earned a lot of money!
There is no way, there are brain damage every year, especially this year, especially those scumbags who claim to be citizens of the new puppy skin plaster country. After the puppy skin plaster country was wiped out and became a province of the most mysterious country in the East, these new little ones Citizens of the dog-skin plaster country will automatically become citizens of the new little stick country!
Anyway, some sissies, who can hardly find any normal state from top to bottom, don't know whether they are male or female, they become citizens of whichever country they commit crimes!
There is no other way, who will let the new generation fooled by the Internet just eat this way?
Although I despise my fans with incomplete brains in my heart, it is because of these fans that they can earn so much money!
Although they don't like these fans, they like money!
There is no one who doesn't like money, especially them.
……
After getting the loyalty of a large number of citizens of the new little Bangzi Kingdom, Dan Muying, the new president of the Bangzi Kingdom, became very happy!
That's right, although the Puppy Plaster Country is gone, and the country that is stronger than them is gone, but what's the matter?
Those scumbags from the Puppy Plaster Country are nothing more than the garbage they made, and they will be destroyed when they are destroyed!
If it weren't for the fear of being scolded by the whole world, the Little Bangzi Nation would even dare to directly issue a statement, saying that the virus that destroyed the Puppy Plaster Nation was invented by their Bangzi Nation!
In order to let the vast majority of people know more about it, Bangziguo also spent a lot of money to create laboratories, dilapidated laboratories, and zombies that look fresher, although this kind of zombies are made up!
Then spread it through various secret gossip!
They dare not use regular radio stations, because that may invite disaster.
However, it is possible to spread it through the gossip of various celebrities, and it can also bring a large number of fans to the Bangzi country circle!
Sure enough, Dandelion's strategy was successful. Even a large part of people in the most mysterious country in the East are spreading the virus. The virus that was wiped out in the Puppy Plaster Country was created by the Little Stick Country!
What else to say, we must make good friends with the Little Bangzi Country, the Little Bangzi Country is the best neighbor, and the natural ally that best meets the standards of the most mysterious country in the East!
……
It is precisely because of all kinds of farces that Dandelion directed and acted on his own, that he himself believed it!
He even made a statement on a formal occasion with the idea of a virus. Of course, it was a very unclear statement. The statement was very complicated, but the content was very simple——
We have a gene virus that some superpowers are afraid of. If you don’t want us to release it, then hurry up and send money, give people, and send weapons!
……
When he heard the news, not only Liu Jiangtao, but even the bosses at the top were stunned!
Let me poke, is this little stick country crazy?
The last time, it was because of the scorn that they said that the smog in Bangzi Country came from the most mysterious country in the East, and then they annoyed Liu Jiangtao!
As a result, Liu Jiangtao used the innate water spirit to directly send all the smog from the most mysterious country in the East to Bangzi Country, and even replaced the clean drinking water in Bangzi Country with polluted chemical sewage!
It is exactly like this that the presidents of the Bangzi Kingdom were kicked out by the angry crowd. This is one of the reasons why Danmuying was able to come to power, one of the most important reasons!
Unexpectedly, Dan Muying, who just came to power not long ago, turned out to be such a snake-spirited patient, no, it is probably the kind of terminally ill mentally handicapped patient that even the snake-spirited hospital would not accept.
……
Immediately after seeing the news, the upper-level bosses called Liu Jiangtao directly and told Liu Jiangtao to be gentle when he started. , if you want to make a serious move, just postpone it for a few days!
After hanging up the phone, Liu Jiangtao's forehead was full of black lines. Do I want such a tyrannical person?
How often do you say that Lao Tzu destroyed other people's countries?
Has Lao Tzu destroyed other countries?
It was the zombie virus that wiped out the puppy skin plaster country, not me, and it was Xu Erdan who poisoned it, not me. This has nothing to do with me, not even a dime!
Of course, even if there is, I will not admit it!
……
After thinking for a long time, Liu Jiangtao felt that if he didn't frighten the scumbags in Little Bangzi Kingdom, they might really be able to dance for a few days!
virus?
temporarily unavailable!
Do you want to kill someone?
A bit too low-level!
How to do it?
By the way, the shelter!
You know, when the shelter was built before, the shelter carried the genes of irradiated scorpions, irradiated cockroaches, and irradiated guinea pigs. Twenty cockroaches were used before, and now there are still ten cockroaches left!
As for the radiated guinea pigs, there are still [-] of them, which have not been used yet, but there are still [-] radiated scorpions!
In the Puppy Plaster Country before, only twenty irradiated cockroaches almost crippled half of the Puppy Plaster Country, but forty irradiated scorpions, twenty irradiated guinea pigs, and ten irradiated cockroaches were enough to destroy the little Puppy Country. The people are in dire straits!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao came to the refuge, took forty radiated scorpions, [-] radiated guinea pigs, and [-] radiated cockroaches that had been hatched and imprisoned into the different-dimensional space, and then directly left the villa and headed towards the little stick country. rush to...
One day later, after placing everything in the most suitable place, Liu Jiangtao came back!
As for what to say to watch the live broadcast in Little Bangzi Country?
Don't be kidding, as a senior foodie, Liu Jiangtao, how could he not eat the delicacies at home and go to a small Bangzi country to eat pickles?
Also eat three meals a day!
Isn't this asking for guilt?
……
Three days later, riots happened inexplicably in Bangzi Country. The reason for the riots was simple. There were a lot of cockroaches in the country!
Originally, cockroaches were very common and everyone cared about them, but when some people posted photos of those one-meter-long cockroaches, everyone became restless!
This is a disaster!
However, the shameless little stick took this opportunity to directly point out to the whole society that the virus that killed the Puppy Plaster country was developed by us. Have you seen it? These one-meter-long cockroaches are proof. If you want to follow in the footsteps of the country, then quickly send the plaster province to our little stick country!
……
Radiation cockroaches are just the beginning, not the end!
Ten irradiated cockroaches produced more than 5 cockroach cubs, and then these [-] cockroaches crazily attacked the crowd, livestock, etc.!
In the end, although the cockroaches and disasters were extinguished, more than 3000 people died in Little Bangzi Country!
There are more than 3000 people, and because of someone's sinister intentions, bah bah, it was a wise and powerful arrangement. The first batch of bug attacks targeted the so-called upper-class celebrities.
……
Just half an hour after Little Stick Country issued a statement that they had successfully wiped out the products of their own laboratory, the disaster of irradiated guinea pigs also happened!
The radiation guinea pig disaster, to put it bluntly, is the rats in the Bangzi country. After being infected by the radiation guinea pigs, they became a big guy with a length of 1.5 meters. Then when the number of guinea pigs increased to 11 and could no longer hide, the disaster broke out. !
A rat with a length of 1.5 meters is madly attacking all food and creatures, humans and food!
This time, the spokesperson of the Little Stick Country still did not forget to send out photos of irradiated guinea pigs as evidence that they have begun to develop biological weapons!
In the end, after three days of coordinated operations, the disaster of radiation guinea pigs was also wiped out. During the whole process, more than 7000 people died!
However, this time, Little Bangziguo didn't even have time to announce that the laboratory test product was finally eliminated, and the radiation scorpion was discovered again!
The radiation scorpion is the most lethal, the highest defense, and the fastest decaying creature among the three creatures. Even when Liu Jiangtao was playing games, encountering this kind of creature was quite a headache!
Not to mention a small stick country in the real world!
Faced with more than 30 radiated scorpions, Little Bangzi finally couldn't take it anymore, and appealed to the whole world to eradicate these mutated scorpions together!
However, none of the countries in the world went to help them. The cowhide has already been blown out. Now that the cowhide has been blown up, let others protect you from the disaster?
Do not make jokes!
In the end, the Little Bangzi Kingdom finally wiped out these radiation scorpions, but the price they paid was extremely painful!
As a small country with only 70 troops, these three bug disasters alone consumed 63 soldiers!
