Chapter 35
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Wa Wa Nu
"But the old demon is the only child of three generations in the family, so the family hopes that he will get married as soon as possible. He has had more than 800 blind dates in the four years of college. In order to resist this perverted arrangement in the family, this guy told the family that he likes men. In order to pretend to be a little more similar, he searched for various materials and images, and finally..."
Having said that, Liu Jiangtao paused and looked at Sister Bomb!
"What happened in the end?!"
"In the end, this fellow felt that men are indeed more interesting than women!"
amount……
Sister Bomb patted her arms with a grin, as if she wanted to pat off the goose bumps on her body!
"Then there's the third one. You've seen him before. He's the one in our dormitory who behaves quite normally, that is, he changes girlfriends more often than he changes clothes!"
Your sister, is this normal? !
"And then the fourth child..."
"Don't tell me one by one, just talk about the weirdest one!"
Sister Bomb hurriedly interrupted Liu Jiangtao, mother, I can’t listen anymore, who are these people, a dormitory is a wonderful thing!
"I know the weirdest one!"
Xu Erdan, who was still lying on the sofa with his dead body just now, sprang up with a "bass", and said proudly:
"The strangest thing in our dormitory is Lao Guai, also known as Lao Qi, known as Brother Guai! Right, Mynah!"
You asked this, do you still need to ask? !
Before Liu Jiangtao could answer, Xu Erdan continued:
"Brother Guai, we lived in the dormitory with us for four years, and we couldn't remember what this guy looked like! If we didn't remember his name, we would even suspect that there were only seven people in our dormitory!"
Ga? !
There is such a thing? !
"Has he never been to school?!"
Sister Bomb remembered a reason!
"How is it possible?! Brother Guai is a good student. He never skipped a single class. He never missed a single group activity in the dormitory. He even found a girlfriend, but we just can't remember what this guy looks like! "
Hearing this, Liu Jiangtao continued:
"It can't be said that I can't remember what it looks like, it's just that the appearance in our memory is different. In my memory, Brother Guai has always been wearing a pair of eyes that are as high as seven hundred degrees, a pair of big eyes that are dazed..."
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Xu Erdan interrupted directly:
"No, Brother Guai has small eyes, isn't he?! His eyes are piercing!"
……
Let me poke, is this a human? !
Inexplicably, Sister Bomb felt a little hairy, swallowed, and almost asked a sentence——
"Are you sure he's human?!"
Before Miss Bomb asked, Xu Erdan said directly:
"Sometimes we even suspect that Brother Guai is not human!"
I poke, this is what I said!
"It must be a person! I have a photo of Brother Guai here!"
As he said that, Liu Jiangtao took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, Sister Bomb and Xu Erdan gathered around to watch carefully——
"No, aren't these seven people?!"
Xu Erdan spoke first!
"In the far right corner, isn't that the red pants of Brother Guai?! There is still Brother Guai's shadow below, so Brother Guai must be a human!"
shadow? !
Sister Bomb took a closer look, and there really was a shadow!
"No, Brother Guai has never worn red pants! As far as I remember, Brother Guai only wears black pants!"
"The photo is proof, there is a picture and there is the truth, Brother Guai is a photo of him wearing red pants!"
"No, I have to sit down and study hard!"
While talking, Xu Erdan was sitting on the sofa with his mobile phone in his hands, looking at the photos with a solemn face...
At a certain moment, Xu Erdan tilted his eyes and saw the check and transfer agreement on the table...
In a second, the phone in Xu Erdan's hand fell on the table...
In two seconds, Xu Erdan's eyes became cross-eyed with excitement...
In three seconds, Xu Erdan's breathing could catch up with the tweeter...
"I'll poke! Starling, no, dear brother, so you are the local tyrant who has been hiding for a long time! 7000 million, if I poke and poke, it can catch up with one-tenth of my father's property! Fraud!"
Hearing Xu Erdan's words, Liu Jiangtao couldn't help but froze for a moment!
I give it a shot!
A tenth of the industry!
Your father is so rich? !
You are the local tyrant who has been hiding for a long time, okay? !
One-tenth of the industry is 7000 million, and the total assets are 37 billion? !
Are you still pretending to be poor with me every day? !
An hour ago, because of 2 yuan, I was almost castrated by others!
When I was in college, I chased someone for ten kilometers with a knife because of 50 yuan!
At first I thought this guy was poor, but later I felt that this guy was picky, and now it seems that this guy is really picky!
"Dear starling, my most respected starling! Let me take care of the 7000 million yuan, okay?!"
Forehead? !
Liu Jiangtao and Sister Bomb looked at each other, what the hell? !
"Don't worry, your 5000 million will definitely not lose a penny!"
ha? !
Why did it become 5000 million again? !
"Let me think about how you should invest the 1000 million yuan?!"
your sister!
Liu Jiangtao and Sister Bomb were sweating all over their faces!
"With 4000 million, we can do a lot of things well. Let me think about it. Let's invest in real estate. If you invest all your money, 4000 million, you will definitely earn a lot!"
Earn your sister!
7000 million, you'll call it 4000 million in a while!
"Don't want to invest in real estate?! That's okay, you can invest in medical care. You will definitely not lose money if you invest 800 million yuan in it!"
say!
Liu Jiangtao closed his eyes slightly, took a deep breath, and thought about how to kill this guy for a while!
"It's okay to invest in hotels. Our family is in the hotel business. With your two thousand and eight million yuan, we can also open a small hotel!"
What the hell!
7000 million, this becomes 800 million, not even a fraction!
"Bitch, these two thousand and eight million..."
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Xu Yangyang interrupted directly:
"What 800 million?! Isn't it 950 million?! You can't open a hotel with more than 900 million, so let's open a hotel. Who told you that you have so little money, and you can barely open two hotels!"
"Damn, the door is over there, please close the door outside!"
Liu Jiangtao, who even wanted to beat up a dick, said through gritted teeth!
"Why are you gnashing your teeth like this?! This means that your second brother and I are a business genius, so I can use your 110 million to open a small hotel. It's still not up-to-date, and I changed it to someone else..."
Before Xu Erdan finished speaking, Liu Jiangtao went straight to the gate and said:
"It doesn't matter if you have more money or less money, it's still my money!"
"What?!"
Like a rabbit whose tail has been stepped on, Xu Erdan jumped up with a "chuckle", pointed at Liu Jiangtao in disbelief and said:
"Brother, you dead parrot, when did my money become yours?! Ah, it's fine if you rob my emerald, but also rob my money, 9000, you just want to be so abrupt I treat you like a brother, but you treat me like this, you say, are you still human?!"
ha? !
How did it become 9000 million? !Isn't it 7000 million? !
"Bitch, isn't it 7000 million?! How did it become 9000 million?!"
Liu Jiangtao looked at Xu Erdan in disbelief, when did this guy become so powerful? !
"What?! My 9000 million, you took away, and you said you just took my 7000 million?! Brother, you are really my good brother! I..."
say!
Liu Jiangtao finally realized that this guy did it on purpose!
Lao Tzu's 7000 million, will be surnamed bastard in a while!
If it doesn't work out, I still have to owe this guy hundreds of millions!
It's like calling a husky!
Unbearable, Liu Jiangtao walked up to Xu Erdan, snatched the check, and handed it to Sister Bomb——
"Bitch, I'll hand over the money to Sister Bomb, you..."
"What?! You hand over my money to someone else, you..."
Before Xu Erdan finished speaking, Liu Jiangtao grabbed Xu Erdan's chest, and then lightly squeezed, and with a 'swish' sound, Xu Erdan flew out the door...
With a sound of "baji", it was hung on the wall!
"Sister Bomb, I made you laugh. My buddy is such a virtue. I guess I can't change it in this life!"
Sister Bomb smiled stiffly:
"It's okay, buddy, it's quite interesting, heh, heh, heh!"
"What kind of man and woman are you guys, take mine..."
Before Xu Erdan finished speaking, Miss Bomb rushed over, went up and closed the door!
ha? !
Looking at the closed door, Xu Erdan roared indignantly:
"Hmph, is it okay if you don't see me?! Let me tell you, if you are capable of stealing my money, you are capable of opening the door, and if you are capable of coming out! You..."
Hearing the sound, Miss Bomb, who was standing at the door, opened the door with a bang and kicked out——
"Come on!"
Xu Erdan, who just came down from the wall, is hanging on the wall again!
"Sorry, Miss Bomb, this is my buddy..."
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Miss Bomb chuckled:
"It's okay, your buddy cares about you!"
ha? !
This still cares about me? !
Lao Tzu's money will become bastard's money in no time!
"Your buddy did this on purpose. He was afraid that I would steal your money and he didn't know our relationship, so he deliberately reminded you in this way!"
Is it? !
When did Xu Erdan become so smart? !
"Don't believe it, just try it!"
With that said, Sister Bomb went to the table, wrote a rigorous power of attorney, then opened the door, and handed the power of attorney to Xu Erdan to read it again, and Xu Erdan smiled:
"It's enough to have a power of attorney?! My money is safe only in my own hands! I..."
"This building is mine!"
Ga? !
"This 300-300-meter-long street, [-] meters is mine!"
ha? !
Not to mention Xu Erdan was stunned, Liu Jiangtao was also dumbfounded!
However, Miss Bomb's words are not over yet——
"In addition, the shops on both sides of the 300-meter street and the six buildings on both sides are also mine! Using these as guarantees, do you think I will blackmail Taozi's money?! Most importantly, the 7000 million yuan came through me It's for Taozi!"
I give it a shot!
Such fraud!
Xu Erdan blinked his eyes, and then said as if he suddenly realized:
"It turns out that the eighth child was taken care of by you, so I won't bother you little couple, haha, haha..."
Having said that, Liu Jiangtao paused and looked at Sister Bomb!
"What happened in the end?!"
"In the end, this fellow felt that men are indeed more interesting than women!"
amount……
Sister Bomb patted her arms with a grin, as if she wanted to pat off the goose bumps on her body!
"Then there's the third one. You've seen him before. He's the one in our dormitory who behaves quite normally, that is, he changes girlfriends more often than he changes clothes!"
Your sister, is this normal? !
"And then the fourth child..."
"Don't tell me one by one, just talk about the weirdest one!"
Sister Bomb hurriedly interrupted Liu Jiangtao, mother, I can’t listen anymore, who are these people, a dormitory is a wonderful thing!
"I know the weirdest one!"
Xu Erdan, who was still lying on the sofa with his dead body just now, sprang up with a "bass", and said proudly:
"The strangest thing in our dormitory is Lao Guai, also known as Lao Qi, known as Brother Guai! Right, Mynah!"
You asked this, do you still need to ask? !
Before Liu Jiangtao could answer, Xu Erdan continued:
"Brother Guai, we lived in the dormitory with us for four years, and we couldn't remember what this guy looked like! If we didn't remember his name, we would even suspect that there were only seven people in our dormitory!"
Ga? !
There is such a thing? !
"Has he never been to school?!"
Sister Bomb remembered a reason!
"How is it possible?! Brother Guai is a good student. He never skipped a single class. He never missed a single group activity in the dormitory. He even found a girlfriend, but we just can't remember what this guy looks like! "
Hearing this, Liu Jiangtao continued:
"It can't be said that I can't remember what it looks like, it's just that the appearance in our memory is different. In my memory, Brother Guai has always been wearing a pair of eyes that are as high as seven hundred degrees, a pair of big eyes that are dazed..."
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Xu Erdan interrupted directly:
"No, Brother Guai has small eyes, isn't he?! His eyes are piercing!"
……
Let me poke, is this a human? !
Inexplicably, Sister Bomb felt a little hairy, swallowed, and almost asked a sentence——
"Are you sure he's human?!"
Before Miss Bomb asked, Xu Erdan said directly:
"Sometimes we even suspect that Brother Guai is not human!"
I poke, this is what I said!
"It must be a person! I have a photo of Brother Guai here!"
As he said that, Liu Jiangtao took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, Sister Bomb and Xu Erdan gathered around to watch carefully——
"No, aren't these seven people?!"
Xu Erdan spoke first!
"In the far right corner, isn't that the red pants of Brother Guai?! There is still Brother Guai's shadow below, so Brother Guai must be a human!"
shadow? !
Sister Bomb took a closer look, and there really was a shadow!
"No, Brother Guai has never worn red pants! As far as I remember, Brother Guai only wears black pants!"
"The photo is proof, there is a picture and there is the truth, Brother Guai is a photo of him wearing red pants!"
"No, I have to sit down and study hard!"
While talking, Xu Erdan was sitting on the sofa with his mobile phone in his hands, looking at the photos with a solemn face...
At a certain moment, Xu Erdan tilted his eyes and saw the check and transfer agreement on the table...
In a second, the phone in Xu Erdan's hand fell on the table...
In two seconds, Xu Erdan's eyes became cross-eyed with excitement...
In three seconds, Xu Erdan's breathing could catch up with the tweeter...
"I'll poke! Starling, no, dear brother, so you are the local tyrant who has been hiding for a long time! 7000 million, if I poke and poke, it can catch up with one-tenth of my father's property! Fraud!"
Hearing Xu Erdan's words, Liu Jiangtao couldn't help but froze for a moment!
I give it a shot!
A tenth of the industry!
Your father is so rich? !
You are the local tyrant who has been hiding for a long time, okay? !
One-tenth of the industry is 7000 million, and the total assets are 37 billion? !
Are you still pretending to be poor with me every day? !
An hour ago, because of 2 yuan, I was almost castrated by others!
When I was in college, I chased someone for ten kilometers with a knife because of 50 yuan!
At first I thought this guy was poor, but later I felt that this guy was picky, and now it seems that this guy is really picky!
"Dear starling, my most respected starling! Let me take care of the 7000 million yuan, okay?!"
Forehead? !
Liu Jiangtao and Sister Bomb looked at each other, what the hell? !
"Don't worry, your 5000 million will definitely not lose a penny!"
ha? !
Why did it become 5000 million again? !
"Let me think about how you should invest the 1000 million yuan?!"
your sister!
Liu Jiangtao and Sister Bomb were sweating all over their faces!
"With 4000 million, we can do a lot of things well. Let me think about it. Let's invest in real estate. If you invest all your money, 4000 million, you will definitely earn a lot!"
Earn your sister!
7000 million, you'll call it 4000 million in a while!
"Don't want to invest in real estate?! That's okay, you can invest in medical care. You will definitely not lose money if you invest 800 million yuan in it!"
say!
Liu Jiangtao closed his eyes slightly, took a deep breath, and thought about how to kill this guy for a while!
"It's okay to invest in hotels. Our family is in the hotel business. With your two thousand and eight million yuan, we can also open a small hotel!"
What the hell!
7000 million, this becomes 800 million, not even a fraction!
"Bitch, these two thousand and eight million..."
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Xu Yangyang interrupted directly:
"What 800 million?! Isn't it 950 million?! You can't open a hotel with more than 900 million, so let's open a hotel. Who told you that you have so little money, and you can barely open two hotels!"
"Damn, the door is over there, please close the door outside!"
Liu Jiangtao, who even wanted to beat up a dick, said through gritted teeth!
"Why are you gnashing your teeth like this?! This means that your second brother and I are a business genius, so I can use your 110 million to open a small hotel. It's still not up-to-date, and I changed it to someone else..."
Before Xu Erdan finished speaking, Liu Jiangtao went straight to the gate and said:
"It doesn't matter if you have more money or less money, it's still my money!"
"What?!"
Like a rabbit whose tail has been stepped on, Xu Erdan jumped up with a "chuckle", pointed at Liu Jiangtao in disbelief and said:
"Brother, you dead parrot, when did my money become yours?! Ah, it's fine if you rob my emerald, but also rob my money, 9000, you just want to be so abrupt I treat you like a brother, but you treat me like this, you say, are you still human?!"
ha? !
How did it become 9000 million? !Isn't it 7000 million? !
"Bitch, isn't it 7000 million?! How did it become 9000 million?!"
Liu Jiangtao looked at Xu Erdan in disbelief, when did this guy become so powerful? !
"What?! My 9000 million, you took away, and you said you just took my 7000 million?! Brother, you are really my good brother! I..."
say!
Liu Jiangtao finally realized that this guy did it on purpose!
Lao Tzu's 7000 million, will be surnamed bastard in a while!
If it doesn't work out, I still have to owe this guy hundreds of millions!
It's like calling a husky!
Unbearable, Liu Jiangtao walked up to Xu Erdan, snatched the check, and handed it to Sister Bomb——
"Bitch, I'll hand over the money to Sister Bomb, you..."
"What?! You hand over my money to someone else, you..."
Before Xu Erdan finished speaking, Liu Jiangtao grabbed Xu Erdan's chest, and then lightly squeezed, and with a 'swish' sound, Xu Erdan flew out the door...
With a sound of "baji", it was hung on the wall!
"Sister Bomb, I made you laugh. My buddy is such a virtue. I guess I can't change it in this life!"
Sister Bomb smiled stiffly:
"It's okay, buddy, it's quite interesting, heh, heh, heh!"
"What kind of man and woman are you guys, take mine..."
Before Xu Erdan finished speaking, Miss Bomb rushed over, went up and closed the door!
ha? !
Looking at the closed door, Xu Erdan roared indignantly:
"Hmph, is it okay if you don't see me?! Let me tell you, if you are capable of stealing my money, you are capable of opening the door, and if you are capable of coming out! You..."
Hearing the sound, Miss Bomb, who was standing at the door, opened the door with a bang and kicked out——
"Come on!"
Xu Erdan, who just came down from the wall, is hanging on the wall again!
"Sorry, Miss Bomb, this is my buddy..."
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Miss Bomb chuckled:
"It's okay, your buddy cares about you!"
ha? !
This still cares about me? !
Lao Tzu's money will become bastard's money in no time!
"Your buddy did this on purpose. He was afraid that I would steal your money and he didn't know our relationship, so he deliberately reminded you in this way!"
Is it? !
When did Xu Erdan become so smart? !
"Don't believe it, just try it!"
With that said, Sister Bomb went to the table, wrote a rigorous power of attorney, then opened the door, and handed the power of attorney to Xu Erdan to read it again, and Xu Erdan smiled:
"It's enough to have a power of attorney?! My money is safe only in my own hands! I..."
"This building is mine!"
Ga? !
"This 300-300-meter-long street, [-] meters is mine!"
ha? !
Not to mention Xu Erdan was stunned, Liu Jiangtao was also dumbfounded!
However, Miss Bomb's words are not over yet——
"In addition, the shops on both sides of the 300-meter street and the six buildings on both sides are also mine! Using these as guarantees, do you think I will blackmail Taozi's money?! Most importantly, the 7000 million yuan came through me It's for Taozi!"
I give it a shot!
Such fraud!
Xu Erdan blinked his eyes, and then said as if he suddenly realized:
"It turns out that the eighth child was taken care of by you, so I won't bother you little couple, haha, haha..."
