Chapter 8 New Job
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Wa Wa Nu
For more than 20 years, Liu Jiangtao has never even seen him, let alone live here! ! !
His villa is No. 8, not too big or too small, with an area of [-] square meters, plus a small courtyard with its own gate. Once the door is closed, it is his own world.
From bottom to top, the second basement floor is the garage, which can store three large, three small and six-car garages; the basement floor has a [-]-square-meter wine cellar, a [-]-square-meter home theater, and a [-]-square-meter The living room, and the other is a living room of forty square meters.
The first floor is a living room of 120 square meters, with a living room and a kitchen on each side; the second floor is four houses, each house has its own bathroom; Just two bedrooms and a kitchen!
As for the top floor, it is a bedroom of 160 square meters. Well, I don’t know what the original owner of this villa thinks. Anyway, there are quite a lot of interesting things in this bedroom——
Not just a water bed, not just a gondola, not just a ball, not just a round bed...
As for the roof, well, it is a set of astronomical telescopes that are said to be worth 20 yuan! ! !
Within a kilometer, you can clearly see the fine hairs on a person's face! ! !
Hey, this is a good thing! ! !
Go back and get a barbecue grill. When you have nothing to do at night, you can eat barbecue and drink wine, and then enjoy various symphonies of love, hehe...
After flirting for a long time, this guy excitedly left his footprints everywhere, like a humble dog declaring his territory! ! !
Excited for a long time, this guy came to the living room on the first floor and placed the incense burner sacrificial tripod on the antique shelf. Well, as the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place! ! !
Put this thing in the living room on the first floor, even if you tell others that it is an antique from the legendary Dayu Dynasty, no one will believe it! ! !
Then it's a clean-up, um, to be precise, see what garbage can be recycled!
It's a pity that he really underestimated the cleaning company. The entire villa, including the yard, has an area of [-] square meters, and there is not even a single gold coin of garbage! ! !
After wandering around for a long time, the third brother came, bringing his new girlfriend!
It is said that this woman is a third-rate celebrity with a decent figure, but when she speaks, there is a strong smell of powder.
Because I just came here, I didn’t have anything yet, so I was going to eat outside at noon, but the third-rate star waved his hand to let the third-rate star leave. This guy mysteriously took out a whip from his backpack, and then took out two more. Bag of instant noodles! ! !
You read that right, what this fellow took out were two bags, not two barrels! ! !
"Brother, this is a good thing, bullwhip, the bullwhip of a three-year-old breeding cow, a great tonic, hehe, brother, I am good to you, eat this, I guarantee that you will tidy up your horse and obey it! Hehe ...
By the way, there is also my brother's favorite instant noodles, we each have a bag, good stuff, brother, I will never forget you! "
While talking, he began to unceremoniously cut a certain whip into slices, and then prepared to soak it. However, there was an accident when making noodles, because the youngest guy never used instant noodles box, and Liu Jiangtao brought it with him when he moved here. Here comes a big porcelain bowl! ! !
and so……
"Forget it, you can just use a bowl. Brother, I will just find something to use as a bowl. Oh, this thing is similar to a bowl, and the size is also suitable. It is just right to use a brush as a bowl!"
While talking, the youngest picked up the incense burner on the antique shelf and ran away. When Liu Jiangtao was about to say something, he was already talking about it! ! !
Nima, there is no one here! ! !
If the old man finds out, this guy will be killed! ! !
The cultural relic and antique incense burner from the Yu Dynasty, the incense burner used to worship the heavens when Shun succeeded to the throne, was regarded as a bowl of instant noodles by this guy! ! !
A few minutes later, when the lid was lifted, the youngest took a deep breath——
"Well, it smells good!!! Don't tell me, the noodles made of this fake antique bowl are delicious!!! Hey, it would be great if it was a real antique. Brother, I have always had a dream. How good it would be to eat noodles!!! Well, especially those from the Xia Dynasty, that would be even better!"
While eating, the third child was looking forward to masturbation for a while, and then he started to eat on his own! ! !
During the whole process, Liu Jiangtao didn't say a word, there's no way to say it at all, this guy is already in love!
Most importantly, brotherhood is not measured by money.
After eating the legendary nourishing instant noodles, the revived third son went to find his girlfriend again! ! !
Before leaving, the guy even said, don't throw away this incense burner, and use it to eat instant noodles next time.
Use this thing to instant noodles, it is delicious! ! !
Nima, can you not smell good? !
If you take it out, you can exchange for more than one set of villas in Shanghai! ! !
This loser thing! ! !
Looking at the third brother who looked like a running wild donkey, Liu Jiangtao rolled his eyes——
"Hey, I don't know if the old man knows that you use Dayu Dynasty's sacrificial instant noodles to eat, will he deduct all your money for picking up girls, quack quack..."
……
In the middle of the night, Liu Jiangtao stood on the roof blowing the wind quietly...
In the blink of an eye, I got my gold finger, my villa, and my money. I don't know why, but this guy always feels unreal.
All of this came too easily, and it made people feel more guilty than winning 500 million by randomly buying a lottery ticket.
It's not that he doesn't want to sleep, but he doesn't dare to sleep, for fear that when he wakes up, everything will be just a dream.
One night, this night, Liu Jiangtao didn't sleep, just stood quietly on the roof, looking at the unobservable starry sky, with a complicated look showing a little loneliness and a little emptiness...
At this moment, he didn't notice that there was also a person standing on the roof of the No. [-] villa next door, a person hiding in a dark corner, a cold woman hiding in a dark corner!
One night, the woman just quietly looked at the man she had never seen on the roof of No. 8 villa, a young, handsome and mysterious man, a man full of mist...
At [-]:[-] the next day, the cell phone rang, and Miss Bomb's...
No need to answer, Liu Jiangtao knows that Sister Bomb is definitely worried about herself before calling.
Inexplicably, Liu Jiangtao felt a warmth in his heart, and a sense of reality from the depths of his soul gently emerged...
Perhaps, this is the truth!
After taking a long breath, Liu Jiangtao connected the phone. Hearing that Sister Bomb sounded tough, but in fact she was concerned, this guy couldn't help but smile...
It feels good to have someone care!
"Hey, Miss Bomb, I'll share a secret with you when I get off work!"
With Sister Bomb in a dazed state, Liu Jiangtao gently hung up the phone, facing the slowly rising sun——
"Hello today!!!"
……
At nine o'clock in the morning, Liu Jiangtao appeared in front of the company's gate on time, and then looked at the company's locked gate with a bewildered expression, and added a note——
Instructions for Bankruptcy! ! !
Nima, actually went bankrupt? !
Today is the day to receive wages, and you actually went out of business? !
What are you kidding? !
Wasn't it fine last Friday? !
Didn't you also say that you signed a big bill, even if there is no bill for two years, is it enough for our expenses? !
Why did you just go out of business after a weekend? !
This is so embarrassing! ! !
Just when Liu Jiangtao was thinking about whether to call the boss and settle this month's salary, a text message came over——
“您尾号xxxx于2018年11月5日9时01分收入6000元（代发工资）……”
Ga? !
One and a half month's salary? !
When I opened the WeChat group, I found out that everyone received text messages one after another, and basically everyone received one and a half months' salary.
But I don't know why, until now there is no news from the boss! ! !
Only Sister Yang, the accountant, said in the group that the company has closed down, and everyone will go to the bar tonight to have a party. All the expenses are the company's, even though the company has closed down.
"I'm just like that, unemployed?!"
Liu Jiangtao whispered in disbelief!
But fortunately, there is a house now. In the city of Zhengshi, with a house, there is a foundation for a foothold, and there is also a chance for a comeback.
At least, there is no burden of rent, and the burden of a thousand oceans a month is reduced.
Shrugging his shoulders, Liu Jiangtao turned and left. Even if the 20 oceans were not counted, he still had [-] yuan in his bank card.
Taking a step back, even if he has no money, he still has three antiques.
The three antiques, no matter which one is taken out, are priceless treasures.
However, this guy is not ready to do this for the time being, because just when this guy is going to go back to the house for half a year and six months, the task of the system comes——
"Didi, random mission three: the greatest job!!!
As the host of this system, how could there be no work? !Please host to find the greatest job within 24 hours!
Rewards are proportional to the degree of failure to find a job!
Remarks: Follow your own mind to find, this system believes that the host will find it! ! ! "
Nima, it means you didn't say anything! ! !
But it limits the time to find a job, really!
What is the greatest job? !
the scientist? !
He doesn't have the knowledge either...
doctor? !
He doesn't have this ability either, it's pretty good if this guy doesn't become a killer...
soldier? !
He doesn't have the physique and ability...
philosopher? !
Forget it, he is not a person who eats this kind of food at all! ! !
So what to do? !
Anyway, there is no shortage of money now, and I have a deposit of 20 yuan, so I don't have to bend down for five buckets of rice for the time being.
The above four are some of the greatest occupations for people, but are these occupations great for the system? !
Thinking of the system, Liu Jiangtao wished he could slap himself to death! ! !
Damn it, I'm such a pig! ! !
Don't forget what is the name of the system? !
The ultimate garbage system! ! !
Since it is a garbage system, then the job that best matches the system is——
cleaner! ! !
Wow, that's right, this is the profession! ! !
His villa is No. 8, not too big or too small, with an area of [-] square meters, plus a small courtyard with its own gate. Once the door is closed, it is his own world.
From bottom to top, the second basement floor is the garage, which can store three large, three small and six-car garages; the basement floor has a [-]-square-meter wine cellar, a [-]-square-meter home theater, and a [-]-square-meter The living room, and the other is a living room of forty square meters.
The first floor is a living room of 120 square meters, with a living room and a kitchen on each side; the second floor is four houses, each house has its own bathroom; Just two bedrooms and a kitchen!
As for the top floor, it is a bedroom of 160 square meters. Well, I don’t know what the original owner of this villa thinks. Anyway, there are quite a lot of interesting things in this bedroom——
Not just a water bed, not just a gondola, not just a ball, not just a round bed...
As for the roof, well, it is a set of astronomical telescopes that are said to be worth 20 yuan! ! !
Within a kilometer, you can clearly see the fine hairs on a person's face! ! !
Hey, this is a good thing! ! !
Go back and get a barbecue grill. When you have nothing to do at night, you can eat barbecue and drink wine, and then enjoy various symphonies of love, hehe...
After flirting for a long time, this guy excitedly left his footprints everywhere, like a humble dog declaring his territory! ! !
Excited for a long time, this guy came to the living room on the first floor and placed the incense burner sacrificial tripod on the antique shelf. Well, as the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place! ! !
Put this thing in the living room on the first floor, even if you tell others that it is an antique from the legendary Dayu Dynasty, no one will believe it! ! !
Then it's a clean-up, um, to be precise, see what garbage can be recycled!
It's a pity that he really underestimated the cleaning company. The entire villa, including the yard, has an area of [-] square meters, and there is not even a single gold coin of garbage! ! !
After wandering around for a long time, the third brother came, bringing his new girlfriend!
It is said that this woman is a third-rate celebrity with a decent figure, but when she speaks, there is a strong smell of powder.
Because I just came here, I didn’t have anything yet, so I was going to eat outside at noon, but the third-rate star waved his hand to let the third-rate star leave. This guy mysteriously took out a whip from his backpack, and then took out two more. Bag of instant noodles! ! !
You read that right, what this fellow took out were two bags, not two barrels! ! !
"Brother, this is a good thing, bullwhip, the bullwhip of a three-year-old breeding cow, a great tonic, hehe, brother, I am good to you, eat this, I guarantee that you will tidy up your horse and obey it! Hehe ...
By the way, there is also my brother's favorite instant noodles, we each have a bag, good stuff, brother, I will never forget you! "
While talking, he began to unceremoniously cut a certain whip into slices, and then prepared to soak it. However, there was an accident when making noodles, because the youngest guy never used instant noodles box, and Liu Jiangtao brought it with him when he moved here. Here comes a big porcelain bowl! ! !
and so……
"Forget it, you can just use a bowl. Brother, I will just find something to use as a bowl. Oh, this thing is similar to a bowl, and the size is also suitable. It is just right to use a brush as a bowl!"
While talking, the youngest picked up the incense burner on the antique shelf and ran away. When Liu Jiangtao was about to say something, he was already talking about it! ! !
Nima, there is no one here! ! !
If the old man finds out, this guy will be killed! ! !
The cultural relic and antique incense burner from the Yu Dynasty, the incense burner used to worship the heavens when Shun succeeded to the throne, was regarded as a bowl of instant noodles by this guy! ! !
A few minutes later, when the lid was lifted, the youngest took a deep breath——
"Well, it smells good!!! Don't tell me, the noodles made of this fake antique bowl are delicious!!! Hey, it would be great if it was a real antique. Brother, I have always had a dream. How good it would be to eat noodles!!! Well, especially those from the Xia Dynasty, that would be even better!"
While eating, the third child was looking forward to masturbation for a while, and then he started to eat on his own! ! !
During the whole process, Liu Jiangtao didn't say a word, there's no way to say it at all, this guy is already in love!
Most importantly, brotherhood is not measured by money.
After eating the legendary nourishing instant noodles, the revived third son went to find his girlfriend again! ! !
Before leaving, the guy even said, don't throw away this incense burner, and use it to eat instant noodles next time.
Use this thing to instant noodles, it is delicious! ! !
Nima, can you not smell good? !
If you take it out, you can exchange for more than one set of villas in Shanghai! ! !
This loser thing! ! !
Looking at the third brother who looked like a running wild donkey, Liu Jiangtao rolled his eyes——
"Hey, I don't know if the old man knows that you use Dayu Dynasty's sacrificial instant noodles to eat, will he deduct all your money for picking up girls, quack quack..."
……
In the middle of the night, Liu Jiangtao stood on the roof blowing the wind quietly...
In the blink of an eye, I got my gold finger, my villa, and my money. I don't know why, but this guy always feels unreal.
All of this came too easily, and it made people feel more guilty than winning 500 million by randomly buying a lottery ticket.
It's not that he doesn't want to sleep, but he doesn't dare to sleep, for fear that when he wakes up, everything will be just a dream.
One night, this night, Liu Jiangtao didn't sleep, just stood quietly on the roof, looking at the unobservable starry sky, with a complicated look showing a little loneliness and a little emptiness...
At this moment, he didn't notice that there was also a person standing on the roof of the No. [-] villa next door, a person hiding in a dark corner, a cold woman hiding in a dark corner!
One night, the woman just quietly looked at the man she had never seen on the roof of No. 8 villa, a young, handsome and mysterious man, a man full of mist...
At [-]:[-] the next day, the cell phone rang, and Miss Bomb's...
No need to answer, Liu Jiangtao knows that Sister Bomb is definitely worried about herself before calling.
Inexplicably, Liu Jiangtao felt a warmth in his heart, and a sense of reality from the depths of his soul gently emerged...
Perhaps, this is the truth!
After taking a long breath, Liu Jiangtao connected the phone. Hearing that Sister Bomb sounded tough, but in fact she was concerned, this guy couldn't help but smile...
It feels good to have someone care!
"Hey, Miss Bomb, I'll share a secret with you when I get off work!"
With Sister Bomb in a dazed state, Liu Jiangtao gently hung up the phone, facing the slowly rising sun——
"Hello today!!!"
……
At nine o'clock in the morning, Liu Jiangtao appeared in front of the company's gate on time, and then looked at the company's locked gate with a bewildered expression, and added a note——
Instructions for Bankruptcy! ! !
Nima, actually went bankrupt? !
Today is the day to receive wages, and you actually went out of business? !
What are you kidding? !
Wasn't it fine last Friday? !
Didn't you also say that you signed a big bill, even if there is no bill for two years, is it enough for our expenses? !
Why did you just go out of business after a weekend? !
This is so embarrassing! ! !
Just when Liu Jiangtao was thinking about whether to call the boss and settle this month's salary, a text message came over——
“您尾号xxxx于2018年11月5日9时01分收入6000元（代发工资）……”
Ga? !
One and a half month's salary? !
When I opened the WeChat group, I found out that everyone received text messages one after another, and basically everyone received one and a half months' salary.
But I don't know why, until now there is no news from the boss! ! !
Only Sister Yang, the accountant, said in the group that the company has closed down, and everyone will go to the bar tonight to have a party. All the expenses are the company's, even though the company has closed down.
"I'm just like that, unemployed?!"
Liu Jiangtao whispered in disbelief!
But fortunately, there is a house now. In the city of Zhengshi, with a house, there is a foundation for a foothold, and there is also a chance for a comeback.
At least, there is no burden of rent, and the burden of a thousand oceans a month is reduced.
Shrugging his shoulders, Liu Jiangtao turned and left. Even if the 20 oceans were not counted, he still had [-] yuan in his bank card.
Taking a step back, even if he has no money, he still has three antiques.
The three antiques, no matter which one is taken out, are priceless treasures.
However, this guy is not ready to do this for the time being, because just when this guy is going to go back to the house for half a year and six months, the task of the system comes——
"Didi, random mission three: the greatest job!!!
As the host of this system, how could there be no work? !Please host to find the greatest job within 24 hours!
Rewards are proportional to the degree of failure to find a job!
Remarks: Follow your own mind to find, this system believes that the host will find it! ! ! "
Nima, it means you didn't say anything! ! !
But it limits the time to find a job, really!
What is the greatest job? !
the scientist? !
He doesn't have the knowledge either...
doctor? !
He doesn't have this ability either, it's pretty good if this guy doesn't become a killer...
soldier? !
He doesn't have the physique and ability...
philosopher? !
Forget it, he is not a person who eats this kind of food at all! ! !
So what to do? !
Anyway, there is no shortage of money now, and I have a deposit of 20 yuan, so I don't have to bend down for five buckets of rice for the time being.
The above four are some of the greatest occupations for people, but are these occupations great for the system? !
Thinking of the system, Liu Jiangtao wished he could slap himself to death! ! !
Damn it, I'm such a pig! ! !
Don't forget what is the name of the system? !
The ultimate garbage system! ! !
Since it is a garbage system, then the job that best matches the system is——
cleaner! ! !
Wow, that's right, this is the profession! ! !
