Chapter 83 I'm so tired, I really want to kill 2 eggs
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Wa Wa Nu
Do you know what those three letters mean?
"What's wrong? Is this disease serious?"
I poke?
Is it serious?
"If it doesn't work out, you will only have a few years to live. Do you think it's serious?"
Liu Jiangtao felt like he was going crazy!
Everyone in the hostel is normal!
Originally, I only thought that Xu Erdan was just greedy for money, but now it's good to add another one - ignorance!
"Hey, don't you have a few more years to live? Anyway, early death and late death are death. As the saying goes, if you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost. Besides, Fangfang gave me money..."
ha?
Hearing Xu Erdan's reasons, Liu Jiangtao felt that the whole world had turned into the color of money!
Nima, this reason is really powerful!
Probably the most important reason is the last one, she will give you money!
Looking at Xu Erdan who is so stingy, Liu Jiangtao just punches and kicks him when he goes up, he is asshole, this guy is like not going to the house for three days, and eating meat before beating the Buddha for one day!
After exercising for 5 minutes, Liu Jiangtao pushed open the door and looked at Li Fang standing by the window. Liu Jiangtao was completely speechless!
To be honest, before knowing that Li Fang had that disease, Liu Jiangtao felt that Xu Erdan was really not good enough for Li Fang.
Although Li Fang is no longer a virgin, but even so, whether it is Li Fang's talent or courage, even his own conditions, Li Fang is more than enough to match Xu Erdan.
Originally, Liu Jiangtao was very optimistic about Li Fang and Xu Erdan, but he never expected such a thing to happen!
"How?"
Liu Jiangtao secretly asked himself in his heart.
To be honest, this guy is also afraid of this disease, but he has a system in his body and knows that many movies have medicines for this disease. As long as he can enter those movies, he is absolutely sure to get special medicines to cure This disease is good.
It's a pity that according to the system's judgment standard, those movie planes are simply not accessible to him now.
"Li Fang, my second brother wants to be with you even if he dies, so I won't stop you. How about this, I'll try it first and see if I can cure you!"
As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao put his hand on Li Fang's wrist. Nearly a minute later, Liu Jiangtao pointed at Li Fang's sleeping point, then took out a silver needle, and quickly inserted it into the acupuncture points all over Li Fang's body through his clothes...
"Hey, let me go, mynah, when did you learn this technique? Did you use the name of acupuncture to benefit your own interests? Hehe..."
Xu Er's cheeks turned into chrysanthemums!
Liu Jiangtao just wanted to kill him with such a cheap expression!
"Hey, starling, you can be gentle, it's so long, it's pierced by you, ah..."
"Hey, starling, move slowly, oh, this speed, I can't do it, I'm going to faint..."
"Oh mynah, slow down, this is bleeding..."
"Ouch..."
"..."
Looking at Xu Erdan with his mouth open and closed, Liu Jiangtao instantly took out a one-foot-long silver needle and clasped Xu Erdan's shoulder. The one-foot-long silver needle looked like a poisonous dragon drill, bah, bah, like a poisonous dragon, Point on Xu Erdan's brow——
"Either shut up, or I will insert it between your eyebrows..."
Looking at the one-foot-long silver needle, Xu Erdan swallowed hard, his eyeballs were clenched together!
With Xu Erdan still at the bedside, Liu Jiangtao held the silver needle in his hand, and quickly tapped it between Li Fang's eyebrows, then rubbed his thumb and index finger, and inserted the one-foot-long silver needle directly half a foot...
"Gudong!"
Xu Erdan was really scared!
Nima, this is between the eyebrows, did you just insert the silver needle like this?
This is a half-foot, mother, how can a half-foot pierce a person's head?
Finally, what Xu Erdan was worried about did not happen.
"Brother, how is Xiao Fangfang? Is there any help?"
Is there any help?
Do you even know that there is no way to cure this disease? !
Looking at the expectant Xu Erdan, Liu Jiangtao glanced at him angrily, then pulled Xu Erdan and beat him violently again, ahem, he exercised his muscles and bones a lot!
Five minutes later, looking at Xu Erdan whose face was swollen three times, Liu Jiangtao only felt that the sun had reappeared in his heart, and life was still so beautiful.
"Brother, you should say something, how is Xiaofang? Is there any help?"
"You also know that this disease is very troublesome! I thought you didn't know what this disease meant! I really don't know what you think in your pig's brain, and it's not that you don't have money..."
"Don't frame me, brother, I have no money, I'm a poor man, hehe..."
Poor your sister!
If I didn't know that your father's net worth is at least four billion yuan, and you are the only heir, I would have believed your nonsense!
"Get out! Get out of here non-stop!"
"Okay you?!"
Then Xu Erdan turned into a tumbling baby cow in an instant, and mellowly rolled out of the door. In the next second, this guy rolled back to Li Fang's side again!
Seeing Xu Erdan looking at Li Fang with concern, Liu Jiangtao sighed lightly, Xu Erdan has completely fallen, and it's still the kind of fall that doesn't even cost his life.
Five minutes later, Liu Jiangtao slowly pulled out the silver needle on Li Fang's body. Looking at the expectant Xu Erdan, Liu Jiangtao sighed softly:
"That's right, second brother, my sister-in-law's illness can't be cured for the time being, but my younger brother has completely cut off the contagiousness of this disease. No matter how crazy you are, it won't infect you!"
Xu Erdan's eyes instantly lit up——
"Really?"
"Really! But, does it work? You're already infected!"
Then, Xu Erdan squatted at the foot of the bed, while staring at Liu Jiangtao resentfully, while drawing circles viciously...
"It's you now, second brother, lie down, you have been infected for a short time, and the chances of being cured are quite high!"
"It can be cured, I...hey, hey, slow down, ah..."
After three consecutive one-foot-long silver needles were pierced, Xu Erdan was completely quiet...
Half an hour later, 5 minutes after Liu Jiangtao left, a group of policemen came to the hotel, but apart from Xu Erdan and Li Fang, they didn't see Liu Jiangtao, the 'murderer' at all! '
Just when the police were about to take Xu Erdan and Li Fang to the police station for interrogation, Li Fang then took out a HIV diagnosis certificate...
A group of policemen moved away from Li Fang in an instant...
Then in front of the police, Xu Erdan pulled Li Fang over and gave Li Fang a French kiss, and then all the policemen avoided Xu Erdan far away!
Xu Erdan, they still know that this guy came out of the hospital just three days ago. At that time, many policemen also saw Xu Erdan's case, and there was no HIV at all, but this guy brazenly kissed the patient ...
Nima!
This guy is absolutely crazy!
Three minutes later, a group of policemen fled frantically from the Zhengshi Hotel in embarrassment, and the policeman was followed by none other than Xu Erdan, who was barking his teeth and claws...
Ten minutes later, a group of police officers who escaped from the dead looked in horror at Xu Erdan who had been thrown far away, and they all squatted on the police car in a panic!
Horse egg, it's too scary!
Up to now, they still recall the arrogant voice from just now in their minds——
"Come on, let's hurt each other..."
"Come and beat me, I don't ask too much, I just need to bite you..."
"Aren't you bullshit? Don't run away, come and have fun..."
……
In the police car, the captain of the police forcefully poured a bottle of mineral water, and then panted and said:
"This kid is crazy!"
"The captain is right, this kid is absolutely crazy!"
"Should I tell Chairman Xu that Young Master Xu is like this..."
"Hey, forget it, we can't take care of the Xu family's affairs..."
……
The police captain smiled wryly, that's right, so what if he is sick?
Even if the young master of a rich family is ill, he can't laugh at him.
"By the way, Captain, we seem to be here to arrest Liu Jiangtao!"
"Catch what? You don't know the relationship between Liu Jiangtao and Bai Wei?"
"The captain means..."
"The above meaning, let's make up our own minds, don't break the word, otherwise it will be meaningless!"
……
Nima, the oriental culture is really broad and profound!
……
Liu Jiangtao, who returned to the villa, pondered for a long time before gently turning on the system!
Although this is a garbage collection system, it is incomparable to the magic doctor system or the main god in the novel, but no matter how bad the system is, it has functions that he can't imagine!
"Check personal attributes!"
"Didi, the host information is as follows——
Name: Liu Jiangtao (host);
Sex: Male;
Age: 27/77 (a total of 77 years of life, now 27 years have been used);
Gold coins: 165 million;
Attack power: 100 (10);
Anti-strike ability: 100 (10);
stamina: 100(10);
Hidden properties:
charisma: 10(10);
Unused: Black Iron Level Scavenger Order*3, Bronze Level Scavenger Order*5, Gold Level Scavenger Order*5, Black Iron Level Traveling Order*1, Trading Token, Protection Order*2, Time-Space Recovery Order, Black Iron Level Lucky Draw Wheel*1, Gold Level Lucky Draw Wheel*3, Black Gold Level Lucky Draw Wheel*1;
Possess special abilities: primary proficiency in oracle bone inscriptions; Hinayana Buddhism (expert), English (expert), Thai language (expert), Muay Thai (grandmaster), split muscles and bones (expert), Hongquan (grandmaster), Yuejia knife technique (grandmaster) , Chinese medicine (grandmaster);
Possessed items: "Incense Burner Sacrificial Tripod", suet white jade dragon, Dayu's sword; 21 jewels; a golden scepter; a golden mask; a mysterious sheepskin scroll;
Completed tasks: 4 (Complete 5 tasks, can be exchanged for a one-time random transaction);
task in progress: 0;
Possess privileges: item recovery;
System permissions: primary (upgrade takes 24 hours);
Open system ability: primary item recovery (radius ten meters)! "
After refreshing the system mall, I found that there was nothing worth buying at all.
There is very little that can be done now, either a lottery or screening of movie planes.
Forget it, let's draw a lottery first!
"System, use the black iron grade lucky draw wheel!"
"Didi, congratulations to the host for successfully using the black iron level lottery turntable, may the host start the lottery now?"
"..."
"What's wrong? Is this disease serious?"
I poke?
Is it serious?
"If it doesn't work out, you will only have a few years to live. Do you think it's serious?"
Liu Jiangtao felt like he was going crazy!
Everyone in the hostel is normal!
Originally, I only thought that Xu Erdan was just greedy for money, but now it's good to add another one - ignorance!
"Hey, don't you have a few more years to live? Anyway, early death and late death are death. As the saying goes, if you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost. Besides, Fangfang gave me money..."
ha?
Hearing Xu Erdan's reasons, Liu Jiangtao felt that the whole world had turned into the color of money!
Nima, this reason is really powerful!
Probably the most important reason is the last one, she will give you money!
Looking at Xu Erdan who is so stingy, Liu Jiangtao just punches and kicks him when he goes up, he is asshole, this guy is like not going to the house for three days, and eating meat before beating the Buddha for one day!
After exercising for 5 minutes, Liu Jiangtao pushed open the door and looked at Li Fang standing by the window. Liu Jiangtao was completely speechless!
To be honest, before knowing that Li Fang had that disease, Liu Jiangtao felt that Xu Erdan was really not good enough for Li Fang.
Although Li Fang is no longer a virgin, but even so, whether it is Li Fang's talent or courage, even his own conditions, Li Fang is more than enough to match Xu Erdan.
Originally, Liu Jiangtao was very optimistic about Li Fang and Xu Erdan, but he never expected such a thing to happen!
"How?"
Liu Jiangtao secretly asked himself in his heart.
To be honest, this guy is also afraid of this disease, but he has a system in his body and knows that many movies have medicines for this disease. As long as he can enter those movies, he is absolutely sure to get special medicines to cure This disease is good.
It's a pity that according to the system's judgment standard, those movie planes are simply not accessible to him now.
"Li Fang, my second brother wants to be with you even if he dies, so I won't stop you. How about this, I'll try it first and see if I can cure you!"
As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao put his hand on Li Fang's wrist. Nearly a minute later, Liu Jiangtao pointed at Li Fang's sleeping point, then took out a silver needle, and quickly inserted it into the acupuncture points all over Li Fang's body through his clothes...
"Hey, let me go, mynah, when did you learn this technique? Did you use the name of acupuncture to benefit your own interests? Hehe..."
Xu Er's cheeks turned into chrysanthemums!
Liu Jiangtao just wanted to kill him with such a cheap expression!
"Hey, starling, you can be gentle, it's so long, it's pierced by you, ah..."
"Hey, starling, move slowly, oh, this speed, I can't do it, I'm going to faint..."
"Oh mynah, slow down, this is bleeding..."
"Ouch..."
"..."
Looking at Xu Erdan with his mouth open and closed, Liu Jiangtao instantly took out a one-foot-long silver needle and clasped Xu Erdan's shoulder. The one-foot-long silver needle looked like a poisonous dragon drill, bah, bah, like a poisonous dragon, Point on Xu Erdan's brow——
"Either shut up, or I will insert it between your eyebrows..."
Looking at the one-foot-long silver needle, Xu Erdan swallowed hard, his eyeballs were clenched together!
With Xu Erdan still at the bedside, Liu Jiangtao held the silver needle in his hand, and quickly tapped it between Li Fang's eyebrows, then rubbed his thumb and index finger, and inserted the one-foot-long silver needle directly half a foot...
"Gudong!"
Xu Erdan was really scared!
Nima, this is between the eyebrows, did you just insert the silver needle like this?
This is a half-foot, mother, how can a half-foot pierce a person's head?
Finally, what Xu Erdan was worried about did not happen.
"Brother, how is Xiao Fangfang? Is there any help?"
Is there any help?
Do you even know that there is no way to cure this disease? !
Looking at the expectant Xu Erdan, Liu Jiangtao glanced at him angrily, then pulled Xu Erdan and beat him violently again, ahem, he exercised his muscles and bones a lot!
Five minutes later, looking at Xu Erdan whose face was swollen three times, Liu Jiangtao only felt that the sun had reappeared in his heart, and life was still so beautiful.
"Brother, you should say something, how is Xiaofang? Is there any help?"
"You also know that this disease is very troublesome! I thought you didn't know what this disease meant! I really don't know what you think in your pig's brain, and it's not that you don't have money..."
"Don't frame me, brother, I have no money, I'm a poor man, hehe..."
Poor your sister!
If I didn't know that your father's net worth is at least four billion yuan, and you are the only heir, I would have believed your nonsense!
"Get out! Get out of here non-stop!"
"Okay you?!"
Then Xu Erdan turned into a tumbling baby cow in an instant, and mellowly rolled out of the door. In the next second, this guy rolled back to Li Fang's side again!
Seeing Xu Erdan looking at Li Fang with concern, Liu Jiangtao sighed lightly, Xu Erdan has completely fallen, and it's still the kind of fall that doesn't even cost his life.
Five minutes later, Liu Jiangtao slowly pulled out the silver needle on Li Fang's body. Looking at the expectant Xu Erdan, Liu Jiangtao sighed softly:
"That's right, second brother, my sister-in-law's illness can't be cured for the time being, but my younger brother has completely cut off the contagiousness of this disease. No matter how crazy you are, it won't infect you!"
Xu Erdan's eyes instantly lit up——
"Really?"
"Really! But, does it work? You're already infected!"
Then, Xu Erdan squatted at the foot of the bed, while staring at Liu Jiangtao resentfully, while drawing circles viciously...
"It's you now, second brother, lie down, you have been infected for a short time, and the chances of being cured are quite high!"
"It can be cured, I...hey, hey, slow down, ah..."
After three consecutive one-foot-long silver needles were pierced, Xu Erdan was completely quiet...
Half an hour later, 5 minutes after Liu Jiangtao left, a group of policemen came to the hotel, but apart from Xu Erdan and Li Fang, they didn't see Liu Jiangtao, the 'murderer' at all! '
Just when the police were about to take Xu Erdan and Li Fang to the police station for interrogation, Li Fang then took out a HIV diagnosis certificate...
A group of policemen moved away from Li Fang in an instant...
Then in front of the police, Xu Erdan pulled Li Fang over and gave Li Fang a French kiss, and then all the policemen avoided Xu Erdan far away!
Xu Erdan, they still know that this guy came out of the hospital just three days ago. At that time, many policemen also saw Xu Erdan's case, and there was no HIV at all, but this guy brazenly kissed the patient ...
Nima!
This guy is absolutely crazy!
Three minutes later, a group of policemen fled frantically from the Zhengshi Hotel in embarrassment, and the policeman was followed by none other than Xu Erdan, who was barking his teeth and claws...
Ten minutes later, a group of police officers who escaped from the dead looked in horror at Xu Erdan who had been thrown far away, and they all squatted on the police car in a panic!
Horse egg, it's too scary!
Up to now, they still recall the arrogant voice from just now in their minds——
"Come on, let's hurt each other..."
"Come and beat me, I don't ask too much, I just need to bite you..."
"Aren't you bullshit? Don't run away, come and have fun..."
……
In the police car, the captain of the police forcefully poured a bottle of mineral water, and then panted and said:
"This kid is crazy!"
"The captain is right, this kid is absolutely crazy!"
"Should I tell Chairman Xu that Young Master Xu is like this..."
"Hey, forget it, we can't take care of the Xu family's affairs..."
……
The police captain smiled wryly, that's right, so what if he is sick?
Even if the young master of a rich family is ill, he can't laugh at him.
"By the way, Captain, we seem to be here to arrest Liu Jiangtao!"
"Catch what? You don't know the relationship between Liu Jiangtao and Bai Wei?"
"The captain means..."
"The above meaning, let's make up our own minds, don't break the word, otherwise it will be meaningless!"
……
Nima, the oriental culture is really broad and profound!
……
Liu Jiangtao, who returned to the villa, pondered for a long time before gently turning on the system!
Although this is a garbage collection system, it is incomparable to the magic doctor system or the main god in the novel, but no matter how bad the system is, it has functions that he can't imagine!
"Check personal attributes!"
"Didi, the host information is as follows——
Name: Liu Jiangtao (host);
Sex: Male;
Age: 27/77 (a total of 77 years of life, now 27 years have been used);
Gold coins: 165 million;
Attack power: 100 (10);
Anti-strike ability: 100 (10);
stamina: 100(10);
Hidden properties:
charisma: 10(10);
Unused: Black Iron Level Scavenger Order*3, Bronze Level Scavenger Order*5, Gold Level Scavenger Order*5, Black Iron Level Traveling Order*1, Trading Token, Protection Order*2, Time-Space Recovery Order, Black Iron Level Lucky Draw Wheel*1, Gold Level Lucky Draw Wheel*3, Black Gold Level Lucky Draw Wheel*1;
Possess special abilities: primary proficiency in oracle bone inscriptions; Hinayana Buddhism (expert), English (expert), Thai language (expert), Muay Thai (grandmaster), split muscles and bones (expert), Hongquan (grandmaster), Yuejia knife technique (grandmaster) , Chinese medicine (grandmaster);
Possessed items: "Incense Burner Sacrificial Tripod", suet white jade dragon, Dayu's sword; 21 jewels; a golden scepter; a golden mask; a mysterious sheepskin scroll;
Completed tasks: 4 (Complete 5 tasks, can be exchanged for a one-time random transaction);
task in progress: 0;
Possess privileges: item recovery;
System permissions: primary (upgrade takes 24 hours);
Open system ability: primary item recovery (radius ten meters)! "
After refreshing the system mall, I found that there was nothing worth buying at all.
There is very little that can be done now, either a lottery or screening of movie planes.
Forget it, let's draw a lottery first!
"System, use the black iron grade lucky draw wheel!"
"Didi, congratulations to the host for successfully using the black iron level lottery turntable, may the host start the lottery now?"
"..."
