Chapter 72 Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor
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Yi Yang Shi Ming Yue
When Eli opened his eyes, a smell of potion came to his nostrils. He was in the school infirmary.
There was a tingling pain in his body, and Eli wanted to stand up.
"Oh my God, you should rest and lie down for a while"
Madam Pomfrey rushed over immediately and pushed Eli down.
"Madame Pomfrey, when will I be discharged from the hospital?"
"When you were sent here, you had many fractures, and your internal organs were seriously injured. I really can't imagine what happened to you. Drink these medicines quickly, lie down for a while, and you can go back at night."
Eli finished drinking the medicine obediently, "Hi~ it tastes good, but I like strawberry flavor"
Madam Pomfrey glanced at him with a look on her face, and left.
"Can I see him?"
"Oh Professor Dumbledore, well, but only for a while, the patient needs a good rest!"
"Okay, I'll keep an eye out, Poppy"
Seeing Dumbledore's sudden visit, Eli tried to straighten up again.
"No, you should rest well"
"Professor, are you back?"
Dumbledore smiled at him, "Of course, it's thanks to you, and of course Mr. Potter and the others"
"This is what we should do"
"You don't need to be humble, this time it's really too difficult for you, confronting Tom, and there is a basilisk"
"By the way, Professor, what about Lockhart?"
Eli suddenly thought of that guy, wondering if he was killed by the Mandrake.
Dumbledore raised his eyebrows, "He, according to St. Mungo's diagnosis, his brain received a strong stimulation, and it was preliminarily determined that it was the cry of the Mandrake, but he didn't die, and even the doctors felt surprise"
"Professor, why...why did you hire him to be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts?" Eli finally asked this question that had troubled him for a long time.
Dumbledore coughed in embarrassment, "Actually, he was the only one who applied for the job."
Eli: "..."
"But speaking of which, the professor of our defense against the dark arts class this semester is vacant again. You must know that Lockhart has not stayed for a full year."
Eli nodded. Indeed, this incident happened much earlier than in the movie, and Lockhart hadn't stayed for a full year at all.
"What do you think of this position, Professor Hall?"
"Not bad...what?"
Eli looked in horror at Dumbledore, who was looking at him expectantly.
Don't you want to hurt me, old man?Knowing that this position is not an auspicious item, you still put it on me.
Dumbledore also understood Eli's eyes, and coughed again in embarrassment, "Who doesn't know that you are the best among the students? Even Professor McGonagall said that you will definitely surpass her, so, for this position, are you the best?" Couldn't be more suitable”
Why does Eli feel that these words are exactly the same as when some noseless old man was bewitching?
"Of course, you don't have to worry, it's just that you have to finish teaching the last remaining courses of this school year. There will naturally be new professors in the next semester."
Eli looked at Lao Deng in admiration, and he was able to recruit people.
"Well, that's fine, but I need a salary."
Although facing this strong Eli is always timid, but when it comes to salary, then Eli stands up.
"No problem, no problem, Lockhart is crazy now, so his salary..."
Eli looked at the old man in surprise, "Old Deng, you have become bad, and you have started to squeeze the employees. They are crazy and you have deducted their wages."
But as long as I can get paid, hehe...
The two foxes, one big and one small, reached an ulterior secret, and laughed hahaha.
After a while, Dumbledore was kicked out by Madam Pomfrey. During this period, Harry and the others also came once, but they failed to pass Madam Pomfrey's defense.
Eli drooled as he looked at the snacks in their hands.
Fortunately, at night, Eli was released by Madam Pomfrey, and it was just in time for dinner.
Harry and the others were waiting for Eli at the gate of the school infirmary.
As soon as Eli came out, a petite figure rushed up.
"Ah... uh... I... this..."
Eli was at a loss for a moment, feeling the little witch's sobs, he wanted to pat her with his hands, but he didn't dare.
Eli felt his shoulders wet after a while before Hermione let him go, sobbing.
"Thank you Eli, if it wasn't for me..."
"Aha... this... this is what we should do, hehe..."
It was the first time that Eli felt so shy, and he was ready to reprimand her, but he didn't expect it like this.
"Wow Eli, did you invent a prop that can change the color of your skin?"
"Come and share with us"
The twins suddenly appear, and they are also there to greet Eli.
"Ah, what?"
"You're blushing now"
"Like a monkey butt!"
When Eli touched it, it really felt a little hot, "Go, go, go, you are like a monkey's butt."
Hermione was also a little embarrassed, and she also realized that the reaction just now was indeed a bit extreme.
"Okay, let's go eat quickly, I'm almost starving"
"Oh, let's escort our big hero to dinner!"
The twins said in a strange voice.
When they came to the auditorium, they were all crowded on the long table of Gryffindor, and so was Draco. Who told Gryffindor to be so lively?
"this is for you"
A girl ran over and put a large piece of cake on Draco's plate, then ran away.
Eli took a look, wasn't this exactly Astoria who was rescued by Draco at that time?
Several people looked at Draco with weird eyes, making them feel embarrassed.
"Why, this is what she wants to send, it's not my favorite taste"
Eli shook his head, sure enough, he was still young and energetic.
Suddenly, there was an extra apple on his plate. Eli glanced at it in disgust, then picked up a big chicken leg, took a bite, and said inarticulately, "This thing is exciting."
He didn't notice someone's angry white eyes at all.
Soon, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class will start, and the students are discussing who the new professor will be, and the classroom is noisy.
"What do you think that statue is for?"
"Look, he is holding a knife-like weapon, I guess it should be a kind of puppet that can move"
"It makes sense, makes sense..."
Eli put on a fancy dress today, after all, we are now a professor, right?
He also specially got a bunch of Draco's hairspray and rubbed it on his hair, it was like a lamb farting - foreign and coquettish.
Eli walked into the classroom with his head held high, walked to the podium under everyone's surprised eyes, and glanced down.
"From now on, I will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
Harry and the others almost dropped their jaws in shock. The students thought it was a prank. They didn't believe it until Eli showed the letter of appointment.
"Professor Hall, what are we learning in the first class?"
Ron raised his hands excitedly to speak.
Eli looked at the statue of Guan Erye behind him.
"First of all, when we study this course of dealing with evil forces, we must first pay homage to this patriarch who slays demons and demons, Martial Saint Guan Erye!"
"I know I know……"
Draco immediately told the story Eli had told him about Erye Guan before.
"Okay, let's have rules and momentum!"
So, in a certain classroom of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft, there was such a scene, young wizards in dark school uniforms all bowed to Guan Erye, shouting, "I have seen Guan Erye!"
There was a tingling pain in his body, and Eli wanted to stand up.
"Oh my God, you should rest and lie down for a while"
Madam Pomfrey rushed over immediately and pushed Eli down.
"Madame Pomfrey, when will I be discharged from the hospital?"
"When you were sent here, you had many fractures, and your internal organs were seriously injured. I really can't imagine what happened to you. Drink these medicines quickly, lie down for a while, and you can go back at night."
Eli finished drinking the medicine obediently, "Hi~ it tastes good, but I like strawberry flavor"
Madam Pomfrey glanced at him with a look on her face, and left.
"Can I see him?"
"Oh Professor Dumbledore, well, but only for a while, the patient needs a good rest!"
"Okay, I'll keep an eye out, Poppy"
Seeing Dumbledore's sudden visit, Eli tried to straighten up again.
"No, you should rest well"
"Professor, are you back?"
Dumbledore smiled at him, "Of course, it's thanks to you, and of course Mr. Potter and the others"
"This is what we should do"
"You don't need to be humble, this time it's really too difficult for you, confronting Tom, and there is a basilisk"
"By the way, Professor, what about Lockhart?"
Eli suddenly thought of that guy, wondering if he was killed by the Mandrake.
Dumbledore raised his eyebrows, "He, according to St. Mungo's diagnosis, his brain received a strong stimulation, and it was preliminarily determined that it was the cry of the Mandrake, but he didn't die, and even the doctors felt surprise"
"Professor, why...why did you hire him to be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts?" Eli finally asked this question that had troubled him for a long time.
Dumbledore coughed in embarrassment, "Actually, he was the only one who applied for the job."
Eli: "..."
"But speaking of which, the professor of our defense against the dark arts class this semester is vacant again. You must know that Lockhart has not stayed for a full year."
Eli nodded. Indeed, this incident happened much earlier than in the movie, and Lockhart hadn't stayed for a full year at all.
"What do you think of this position, Professor Hall?"
"Not bad...what?"
Eli looked in horror at Dumbledore, who was looking at him expectantly.
Don't you want to hurt me, old man?Knowing that this position is not an auspicious item, you still put it on me.
Dumbledore also understood Eli's eyes, and coughed again in embarrassment, "Who doesn't know that you are the best among the students? Even Professor McGonagall said that you will definitely surpass her, so, for this position, are you the best?" Couldn't be more suitable”
Why does Eli feel that these words are exactly the same as when some noseless old man was bewitching?
"Of course, you don't have to worry, it's just that you have to finish teaching the last remaining courses of this school year. There will naturally be new professors in the next semester."
Eli looked at Lao Deng in admiration, and he was able to recruit people.
"Well, that's fine, but I need a salary."
Although facing this strong Eli is always timid, but when it comes to salary, then Eli stands up.
"No problem, no problem, Lockhart is crazy now, so his salary..."
Eli looked at the old man in surprise, "Old Deng, you have become bad, and you have started to squeeze the employees. They are crazy and you have deducted their wages."
But as long as I can get paid, hehe...
The two foxes, one big and one small, reached an ulterior secret, and laughed hahaha.
After a while, Dumbledore was kicked out by Madam Pomfrey. During this period, Harry and the others also came once, but they failed to pass Madam Pomfrey's defense.
Eli drooled as he looked at the snacks in their hands.
Fortunately, at night, Eli was released by Madam Pomfrey, and it was just in time for dinner.
Harry and the others were waiting for Eli at the gate of the school infirmary.
As soon as Eli came out, a petite figure rushed up.
"Ah... uh... I... this..."
Eli was at a loss for a moment, feeling the little witch's sobs, he wanted to pat her with his hands, but he didn't dare.
Eli felt his shoulders wet after a while before Hermione let him go, sobbing.
"Thank you Eli, if it wasn't for me..."
"Aha... this... this is what we should do, hehe..."
It was the first time that Eli felt so shy, and he was ready to reprimand her, but he didn't expect it like this.
"Wow Eli, did you invent a prop that can change the color of your skin?"
"Come and share with us"
The twins suddenly appear, and they are also there to greet Eli.
"Ah, what?"
"You're blushing now"
"Like a monkey butt!"
When Eli touched it, it really felt a little hot, "Go, go, go, you are like a monkey's butt."
Hermione was also a little embarrassed, and she also realized that the reaction just now was indeed a bit extreme.
"Okay, let's go eat quickly, I'm almost starving"
"Oh, let's escort our big hero to dinner!"
The twins said in a strange voice.
When they came to the auditorium, they were all crowded on the long table of Gryffindor, and so was Draco. Who told Gryffindor to be so lively?
"this is for you"
A girl ran over and put a large piece of cake on Draco's plate, then ran away.
Eli took a look, wasn't this exactly Astoria who was rescued by Draco at that time?
Several people looked at Draco with weird eyes, making them feel embarrassed.
"Why, this is what she wants to send, it's not my favorite taste"
Eli shook his head, sure enough, he was still young and energetic.
Suddenly, there was an extra apple on his plate. Eli glanced at it in disgust, then picked up a big chicken leg, took a bite, and said inarticulately, "This thing is exciting."
He didn't notice someone's angry white eyes at all.
Soon, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class will start, and the students are discussing who the new professor will be, and the classroom is noisy.
"What do you think that statue is for?"
"Look, he is holding a knife-like weapon, I guess it should be a kind of puppet that can move"
"It makes sense, makes sense..."
Eli put on a fancy dress today, after all, we are now a professor, right?
He also specially got a bunch of Draco's hairspray and rubbed it on his hair, it was like a lamb farting - foreign and coquettish.
Eli walked into the classroom with his head held high, walked to the podium under everyone's surprised eyes, and glanced down.
"From now on, I will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
Harry and the others almost dropped their jaws in shock. The students thought it was a prank. They didn't believe it until Eli showed the letter of appointment.
"Professor Hall, what are we learning in the first class?"
Ron raised his hands excitedly to speak.
Eli looked at the statue of Guan Erye behind him.
"First of all, when we study this course of dealing with evil forces, we must first pay homage to this patriarch who slays demons and demons, Martial Saint Guan Erye!"
"I know I know……"
Draco immediately told the story Eli had told him about Erye Guan before.
"Okay, let's have rules and momentum!"
So, in a certain classroom of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft, there was such a scene, young wizards in dark school uniforms all bowed to Guan Erye, shouting, "I have seen Guan Erye!"
