Chapter 503 Chapter 503 Old Man
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Zheng Yue Shi Wu De Xiao Zi
In a small restaurant in Dressrosa, two gray-haired old men were clasping their wrists at a small table, the veins on their old skin were bulging, and both sides were grinning, evenly matched, refusing to give in to each other.
One of the old men wearing a goat-shaped hat and a braid-like beard suddenly raised his head and said in surprise, "Eh? The fish you caught just now is ready?"
As soon as he heard 'the fish is ready', another old head wearing a flowered shirt, big pants, and straw slippers was so excited that he immediately turned his head: "What? The food will be served so soon?! Where, where?!"
Bang!
Taking advantage of the moment when the other party was careless and distracted, the old man with twisted braids instantly exerted his strength to break the balance that was originally evenly matched, and finally won this 'arm wrestling' victory!
"Eh???"
When Garp belatedly looked at his arm that was under pressure, he suddenly realized, and looked at the old man opposite him angrily and shouted: "Warring States, you actually cheated?! This time it doesn't count, let's start again."
Just let Garp howl, but the Sengoku on the opposite side was still unmoved, until Garp's voice gradually stopped, scratched his ears, and said unhurriedly: "I don't have the energy to compete next time, so let's do it today."
"So that's the way it is, no! No! It's obviously you who cheated, so don't try to change the subject!"
Kap's loud, angry voice is almost a disaster level in this small restaurant.
Even Zhan Guo couldn't help frowning, because not only Garp's loud voice, but also because the other party's saliva sprayed on his face!
Knowing Garp's character and temper well, Sengoku silently said in his heart:
Be calm, don't argue with him, keep calm, keep a steady mind, take a deep breath. Yes, take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. Huh?What is this smell. It stinks! ! !
"Asshole!!! Garp, you haven't brushed your teeth, why are you smelling so bad!!!" Zhan Guo wiped the spittle off his face, and yelled at Garp with veins all over his head.
"Cut~ stingy!"
Garp immediately put on a look of 'unbeaten' and picked his nose, trying to learn from the Warring States' set of 'changing the subject', but how could the Warring States not see it, so he became even more angry: "Garp, you bastard, you don't brush your teeth. How dare you smoke me with your breath?! I.I."
Warring States also seemed to be soared by Karp's blood pressure, especially now that Garp on the opposite side is actually "making faces" like a child to provoke himself, which made Zhan Guo think of the phrase "Auntie can bear it, uncle can't"!
"Hahahaha! I don't care! The result just now doesn't count, let's do it again! The one who wins can eat all the fish just caught!!"
Speaking of Garp, he directly grabbed Sengoku with his hands. After seeing Garp's actions, Sengoku fled back several meters like a frightened rabbit.
"Bastard! Don't touch me with your nose-picking hand!"
Since a long time ago, as long as he was with Karp, Warring States never felt a trace of peace. He was on the verge of high blood pressure almost all the time, and even when he was getting old, he had to always have first aid medicine by his side.
"Hahaha!!!"
It's good that Warring States didn't remind him, but this reminder made Karp even more unscrupulous.
boom!boom!
However, before Warring States and Garp could react, they were punched in the head, and a big bag was formed in an instant.
"You two old and disrespectful guys give me a good rest!"
Standing behind Garp and Sengoku is a crane dressed in the same Hawaiian style, but at this time the crane's face is full of helplessness.
Both Zhan Guo and Garp covered their heads, timidly afraid to refute.
"Liu Mei, I'm really sorry, these two old guys have caused you a lot of trouble."
After tidying up Garp and Sengoku who were causing trouble, Tsuru turned around and apologized to a woman in her thirties behind her.
The owner of this small restaurant, a woman named Liumei waved her hands quickly and said in a panic: "Lieutenant General He, don't say that, you are too polite."
Liumei sweated profusely looking at her immediate superior who apologized to her, and at the same time looked at the two naval figures who were enough to cause a sensation in the world in panic, but at this moment they were cleaned up clearly. For a while, Liumei felt as if she heard something broken.
even
"Hahahaha! Little girl, if you accidentally play too much, don't worry about it!"
"I'm very sorry, it's all because of Garp, who caused you trouble."
Liu Mei's body almost collapsed, her legs were trembling, and she hurriedly waved her hands in fear and trepidation: "Don't, you, you two, don't make such jokes, Marshal of the Warring States Period, Lieutenant General Garp, I...I."
Looking at the marshal and hero of the navy, Liumei actually apologized to himself an inconspicuous 'nobody'. This really frightened Liumei, and he was even more at a loss!
Even though she has been lurking in Dressrosa for so many years, she has never encountered such a 'ridiculous' scene like today.
"Hahaha!!! This old guy is no longer the admiral of the navy, he is just a lazy old man just like the old man, hahaha!!!"
Garp laughed out loud, not even forgetting to tease Sengoku, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Ruined!
Liumei shouted in his heart that it was over, as an excellent spy, he would panic like this, and even make such a mistake, it is simply too embarrassing!
"Zhan Zhan Guo Yuan. Inspector, I. I. Didn't do it on purpose, really"
Liu Mei looks like she is about to cry but has no tears, and looks at the crane beside her as if asking for help.
"It's okay, don't mind."
When Zhan Guo saw the little girl who was about to cry, his head hurt and he waved his hand to comfort her.
To be honest, he has already seen through the marshal and so on. Just as Whitebeard said at the time, they are already the remnants of the old era, and there is no ship that can carry them in the new era.
Therefore, no one else would be ashamed and angry as expected, and even felt that after the Marshal was unloaded, his life would be easier.
At least when he was a marshal, the scene in front of him would never appear, or he has not felt so happy for a long time, because he has forgotten how to laugh for too long.
One of the old men wearing a goat-shaped hat and a braid-like beard suddenly raised his head and said in surprise, "Eh? The fish you caught just now is ready?"
As soon as he heard 'the fish is ready', another old head wearing a flowered shirt, big pants, and straw slippers was so excited that he immediately turned his head: "What? The food will be served so soon?! Where, where?!"
Bang!
Taking advantage of the moment when the other party was careless and distracted, the old man with twisted braids instantly exerted his strength to break the balance that was originally evenly matched, and finally won this 'arm wrestling' victory!
"Eh???"
When Garp belatedly looked at his arm that was under pressure, he suddenly realized, and looked at the old man opposite him angrily and shouted: "Warring States, you actually cheated?! This time it doesn't count, let's start again."
Just let Garp howl, but the Sengoku on the opposite side was still unmoved, until Garp's voice gradually stopped, scratched his ears, and said unhurriedly: "I don't have the energy to compete next time, so let's do it today."
"So that's the way it is, no! No! It's obviously you who cheated, so don't try to change the subject!"
Kap's loud, angry voice is almost a disaster level in this small restaurant.
Even Zhan Guo couldn't help frowning, because not only Garp's loud voice, but also because the other party's saliva sprayed on his face!
Knowing Garp's character and temper well, Sengoku silently said in his heart:
Be calm, don't argue with him, keep calm, keep a steady mind, take a deep breath. Yes, take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. Huh?What is this smell. It stinks! ! !
"Asshole!!! Garp, you haven't brushed your teeth, why are you smelling so bad!!!" Zhan Guo wiped the spittle off his face, and yelled at Garp with veins all over his head.
"Cut~ stingy!"
Garp immediately put on a look of 'unbeaten' and picked his nose, trying to learn from the Warring States' set of 'changing the subject', but how could the Warring States not see it, so he became even more angry: "Garp, you bastard, you don't brush your teeth. How dare you smoke me with your breath?! I.I."
Warring States also seemed to be soared by Karp's blood pressure, especially now that Garp on the opposite side is actually "making faces" like a child to provoke himself, which made Zhan Guo think of the phrase "Auntie can bear it, uncle can't"!
"Hahahaha! I don't care! The result just now doesn't count, let's do it again! The one who wins can eat all the fish just caught!!"
Speaking of Garp, he directly grabbed Sengoku with his hands. After seeing Garp's actions, Sengoku fled back several meters like a frightened rabbit.
"Bastard! Don't touch me with your nose-picking hand!"
Since a long time ago, as long as he was with Karp, Warring States never felt a trace of peace. He was on the verge of high blood pressure almost all the time, and even when he was getting old, he had to always have first aid medicine by his side.
"Hahaha!!!"
It's good that Warring States didn't remind him, but this reminder made Karp even more unscrupulous.
boom!boom!
However, before Warring States and Garp could react, they were punched in the head, and a big bag was formed in an instant.
"You two old and disrespectful guys give me a good rest!"
Standing behind Garp and Sengoku is a crane dressed in the same Hawaiian style, but at this time the crane's face is full of helplessness.
Both Zhan Guo and Garp covered their heads, timidly afraid to refute.
"Liu Mei, I'm really sorry, these two old guys have caused you a lot of trouble."
After tidying up Garp and Sengoku who were causing trouble, Tsuru turned around and apologized to a woman in her thirties behind her.
The owner of this small restaurant, a woman named Liumei waved her hands quickly and said in a panic: "Lieutenant General He, don't say that, you are too polite."
Liumei sweated profusely looking at her immediate superior who apologized to her, and at the same time looked at the two naval figures who were enough to cause a sensation in the world in panic, but at this moment they were cleaned up clearly. For a while, Liumei felt as if she heard something broken.
even
"Hahahaha! Little girl, if you accidentally play too much, don't worry about it!"
"I'm very sorry, it's all because of Garp, who caused you trouble."
Liu Mei's body almost collapsed, her legs were trembling, and she hurriedly waved her hands in fear and trepidation: "Don't, you, you two, don't make such jokes, Marshal of the Warring States Period, Lieutenant General Garp, I...I."
Looking at the marshal and hero of the navy, Liumei actually apologized to himself an inconspicuous 'nobody'. This really frightened Liumei, and he was even more at a loss!
Even though she has been lurking in Dressrosa for so many years, she has never encountered such a 'ridiculous' scene like today.
"Hahaha!!! This old guy is no longer the admiral of the navy, he is just a lazy old man just like the old man, hahaha!!!"
Garp laughed out loud, not even forgetting to tease Sengoku, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Ruined!
Liumei shouted in his heart that it was over, as an excellent spy, he would panic like this, and even make such a mistake, it is simply too embarrassing!
"Zhan Zhan Guo Yuan. Inspector, I. I. Didn't do it on purpose, really"
Liu Mei looks like she is about to cry but has no tears, and looks at the crane beside her as if asking for help.
"It's okay, don't mind."
When Zhan Guo saw the little girl who was about to cry, his head hurt and he waved his hand to comfort her.
To be honest, he has already seen through the marshal and so on. Just as Whitebeard said at the time, they are already the remnants of the old era, and there is no ship that can carry them in the new era.
Therefore, no one else would be ashamed and angry as expected, and even felt that after the Marshal was unloaded, his life would be easier.
At least when he was a marshal, the scene in front of him would never appear, or he has not felt so happy for a long time, because he has forgotten how to laugh for too long.
