Chapter 1103 1103. Sha Wujing: Count me as one?
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Ni Feng Xin
Chapter 1103 1103. Sha Wujing: Count me in?
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing didn't dare to move until seeing Sun Wukong and Tang Xuanzang disappear into Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing's sight. At this moment, Sha Wujing said, "Second senior brother, it seems that Master is not dead at all."
"Ok!"
Zhu Bajie nodded and said, "I know, it's not dead at all!"
Hearing this, Sha Wujing was stunned for a moment, he thought he was the only one who saw that Master Tang Xuanzang was not dead, but he didn't expect that the second brother Zhu Bajie also saw that Master Tang Xuanzang was not dead.
Since he saw that Master Tang Xuanzang was not dead, why didn't he stop it?Just watch the senior brother carry the master away like this, okay?
It's not good at all.
Sha Wujing asked the question in his heart: "Second Senior Brother, Master is not dead, why do you still let Senior Brother take Master with you?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and looked into Sha Wujing's eyes, as if he was looking at a fool. Monkey King took the dead fly away. From Zhu Bajie's point of view, this could not be better. There won't be a fly buzzing anymore.
And the most crucial point, Zhu Bajie can't beat Monkey King! Let alone whether he is willing to stop him, even if he is willing to stop Monkey King, he can't beat Monkey King at all, and he can only be rubbed on the ground by Monkey King.
Such an easy question.
Sha Wujing doesn't even know this?Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing like an idiot. To be honest, for a while, Zhu Bajie didn't even know that Sha Wujing was really stupid?Or fake stupid?
If this is really silly?Then this person is really stupid.What if Sha Wujing is fake and stupid?Then he acted too much like him, indistinguishable from being really stupid.
Seeing Zhu Bajie looking at him like this, Sha Wujing felt a little shy for a while, and said coyly, "Second senior brother, don't look at him like this! He will be shy."
As he spoke, he pinched out his orchid finger and poked Zhu Bajie.
This operation, to be honest, made Zhu Bajie feel sick to his stomach, Zhu Bajie looked disgusted, and murmured in his heart: "God, if I am guilty, please kill me, don't find such a person to torture me gone."
Seeing that Zhu Bajie wanted to vomit, Sha Wujing patted Zhu Bajie on the back and said, "Second Senior Brother, are you swollen? Why do you want to vomit."
Zhu Bajie quickly distanced himself from Sha Wujing and said, "Don't, don't touch me."
"Second senior brother" Sha Wujing looked at Zhu Bajie pretending to be coy.
"vomit"
Zhu Bajie was quite nauseated. Yesterday, no. The meal he ate the day before yesterday was all vomited out at this time. Sha Wujing Sao is really coquettish, and Zhu Bajie was quite nauseated.
I can't vomit anymore.
"Don't come here"
Zhu Bajie hurriedly distanced himself from Sha Wujing, fearing that this guy would make him feel quite uncomfortable if he approached him.
Sha Wujing was also very obedient, he didn't get close to Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing was also a smart person, he knew that the second senior brother was also warning him at this time.
If he gets closer to Sha Wujing again?It's over, and Zhu Bajie will inevitably beat him up.
After Zhu Bajie adjusted his mentality, Sha Wujing continued to ask the question just now: "Second Senior Brother, why should we watch Senior Brother take Master away?"
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie took a look at Sha Wujing, and then said meaningfully, "Eldest senior brother is just a little bit stronger than me. If I go forward to snatch Master back, I'm no match at all, and I'm very likely to be beaten He was seriously injured."
Upon hearing this, Sha Wujing patted his chest and abdomen quickly and said, "Second senior brother, don't you still have me? With me helping you, it shouldn't be a big problem to take down senior brother, right?"
Sha Wujing felt that he had finally found the meaning of existence, which was to assist.
Zhu Bajie rolled a blank look at Sha Wujing and said, "It's because of you that you are such an oil bottle, that senior brother will be a little better than me, understand?"
Sha Wujing: "?????"
Sha Wujing seemed to understand, but he didn't seem to fully understand.
Sha Wujing: "Then the second senior brother, the first senior brother has taken Master away now, what should we do?"
"Cold salad!" Zhu Bajie didn't care, and quickly started to divide the luggage and said: "Old Sha, the dead master fell into the hands of the elder brother, so he must not survive."
"Even if he is not dead now, he is not alive anymore, Master will not be dead for long."
"Let's divide the luggage, go back to each house, and find each mother!"
Sha Wujing appeared next to Zhu Bajie at this time and reminded: "Second senior brother, if we go back to our respective homes and find our own mothers, what should Guanyin tell us?"
boom!
Sha Wujing's words echoed in Zhu Bajie's mind like a thunderclap, and Zhu Bajie couldn't help but be taken aback when he packed his luggage at this moment.
Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing, murmured, "Master Guanyin."
Zhu Bajie straightened his waist, he didn't care about any luggage. For those without luggage, a nine-toothed rake appeared in his hand, and Zhu Bajie resolutely walked away.
Sha Wujing looked at Zhu Bajie's back, was stunned for a moment, and then said soberly: "Second Senior Brother, where are you going?"
Zhu Bajie: "Go to Jilei Mountain."
Sha Wujing continued to ask: "Why go to Jilei Mountain?"
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie paused for a moment, tightened the nine-tooth nail rake in his hand, and without turning his head, said calmly, "Go save Master."
Hearing this, Sha Wujing was stunned again: "Why are you going to save Master?"
Zhu Bajie looked up at the sky at 36 degrees: "Going to save Master is naturally to learn from the Western Paradise."
Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, can you not save Master?"
Zhu Bajie turned around, looked at Sha Wujing and said in a deep voice: "Old Sha, what nonsense are you talking about, how could you not save Master. How can we go to the West to learn scriptures without Master? If we don't retrieve the scriptures, how can we save all living beings?"
Zhu Bajie also didn't want to save Tang Xuanzang, but Naihe Sha Wujing reminded him just now that behind Tang Xuanzang is Buddhism, there are Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.
If he didn't go to rescue Tang Xuanzang, Tang Xuanzang would really be eaten by that dead monkey Monkey King and the Bull Demon King, and the two of them didn't go to rescue?
Then they are screwed, therefore.
Even if there are countless monsters in the Jilei Mountain, Zhu Bajie is still going to save Tang Xuanzang, even if he is not going to save Tang Xuanzang, he is going to pretend.
They don't pretend.
When Tang Xuanzang fell and Buddhism blamed him, he couldn't afford it at all!
"Amitabha!"
Zhu Bajie clasped his hands together, with the appearance of an eminent monk who has attained the Tao, with the feeling of a great master, I have enlightened, and I want to become a Buddha and a ancestor.
Sha Wujing was also infected by Zhu Bajie, holding a crescent shovel, looked at Zhu Bajie with an extremely excited look and shouted: "Second senior brother!"
Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing: "What are you doing?"
Sha Wujing said seriously: "Second Senior Brother, count me in, can you take me?"
(End of this chapter)
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing didn't dare to move until seeing Sun Wukong and Tang Xuanzang disappear into Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing's sight. At this moment, Sha Wujing said, "Second senior brother, it seems that Master is not dead at all."
"Ok!"
Zhu Bajie nodded and said, "I know, it's not dead at all!"
Hearing this, Sha Wujing was stunned for a moment, he thought he was the only one who saw that Master Tang Xuanzang was not dead, but he didn't expect that the second brother Zhu Bajie also saw that Master Tang Xuanzang was not dead.
Since he saw that Master Tang Xuanzang was not dead, why didn't he stop it?Just watch the senior brother carry the master away like this, okay?
It's not good at all.
Sha Wujing asked the question in his heart: "Second Senior Brother, Master is not dead, why do you still let Senior Brother take Master with you?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and looked into Sha Wujing's eyes, as if he was looking at a fool. Monkey King took the dead fly away. From Zhu Bajie's point of view, this could not be better. There won't be a fly buzzing anymore.
And the most crucial point, Zhu Bajie can't beat Monkey King! Let alone whether he is willing to stop him, even if he is willing to stop Monkey King, he can't beat Monkey King at all, and he can only be rubbed on the ground by Monkey King.
Such an easy question.
Sha Wujing doesn't even know this?Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing like an idiot. To be honest, for a while, Zhu Bajie didn't even know that Sha Wujing was really stupid?Or fake stupid?
If this is really silly?Then this person is really stupid.What if Sha Wujing is fake and stupid?Then he acted too much like him, indistinguishable from being really stupid.
Seeing Zhu Bajie looking at him like this, Sha Wujing felt a little shy for a while, and said coyly, "Second senior brother, don't look at him like this! He will be shy."
As he spoke, he pinched out his orchid finger and poked Zhu Bajie.
This operation, to be honest, made Zhu Bajie feel sick to his stomach, Zhu Bajie looked disgusted, and murmured in his heart: "God, if I am guilty, please kill me, don't find such a person to torture me gone."
Seeing that Zhu Bajie wanted to vomit, Sha Wujing patted Zhu Bajie on the back and said, "Second Senior Brother, are you swollen? Why do you want to vomit."
Zhu Bajie quickly distanced himself from Sha Wujing and said, "Don't, don't touch me."
"Second senior brother" Sha Wujing looked at Zhu Bajie pretending to be coy.
"vomit"
Zhu Bajie was quite nauseated. Yesterday, no. The meal he ate the day before yesterday was all vomited out at this time. Sha Wujing Sao is really coquettish, and Zhu Bajie was quite nauseated.
I can't vomit anymore.
"Don't come here"
Zhu Bajie hurriedly distanced himself from Sha Wujing, fearing that this guy would make him feel quite uncomfortable if he approached him.
Sha Wujing was also very obedient, he didn't get close to Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing was also a smart person, he knew that the second senior brother was also warning him at this time.
If he gets closer to Sha Wujing again?It's over, and Zhu Bajie will inevitably beat him up.
After Zhu Bajie adjusted his mentality, Sha Wujing continued to ask the question just now: "Second Senior Brother, why should we watch Senior Brother take Master away?"
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie took a look at Sha Wujing, and then said meaningfully, "Eldest senior brother is just a little bit stronger than me. If I go forward to snatch Master back, I'm no match at all, and I'm very likely to be beaten He was seriously injured."
Upon hearing this, Sha Wujing patted his chest and abdomen quickly and said, "Second senior brother, don't you still have me? With me helping you, it shouldn't be a big problem to take down senior brother, right?"
Sha Wujing felt that he had finally found the meaning of existence, which was to assist.
Zhu Bajie rolled a blank look at Sha Wujing and said, "It's because of you that you are such an oil bottle, that senior brother will be a little better than me, understand?"
Sha Wujing: "?????"
Sha Wujing seemed to understand, but he didn't seem to fully understand.
Sha Wujing: "Then the second senior brother, the first senior brother has taken Master away now, what should we do?"
"Cold salad!" Zhu Bajie didn't care, and quickly started to divide the luggage and said: "Old Sha, the dead master fell into the hands of the elder brother, so he must not survive."
"Even if he is not dead now, he is not alive anymore, Master will not be dead for long."
"Let's divide the luggage, go back to each house, and find each mother!"
Sha Wujing appeared next to Zhu Bajie at this time and reminded: "Second senior brother, if we go back to our respective homes and find our own mothers, what should Guanyin tell us?"
boom!
Sha Wujing's words echoed in Zhu Bajie's mind like a thunderclap, and Zhu Bajie couldn't help but be taken aback when he packed his luggage at this moment.
Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing, murmured, "Master Guanyin."
Zhu Bajie straightened his waist, he didn't care about any luggage. For those without luggage, a nine-toothed rake appeared in his hand, and Zhu Bajie resolutely walked away.
Sha Wujing looked at Zhu Bajie's back, was stunned for a moment, and then said soberly: "Second Senior Brother, where are you going?"
Zhu Bajie: "Go to Jilei Mountain."
Sha Wujing continued to ask: "Why go to Jilei Mountain?"
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie paused for a moment, tightened the nine-tooth nail rake in his hand, and without turning his head, said calmly, "Go save Master."
Hearing this, Sha Wujing was stunned again: "Why are you going to save Master?"
Zhu Bajie looked up at the sky at 36 degrees: "Going to save Master is naturally to learn from the Western Paradise."
Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, can you not save Master?"
Zhu Bajie turned around, looked at Sha Wujing and said in a deep voice: "Old Sha, what nonsense are you talking about, how could you not save Master. How can we go to the West to learn scriptures without Master? If we don't retrieve the scriptures, how can we save all living beings?"
Zhu Bajie also didn't want to save Tang Xuanzang, but Naihe Sha Wujing reminded him just now that behind Tang Xuanzang is Buddhism, there are Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.
If he didn't go to rescue Tang Xuanzang, Tang Xuanzang would really be eaten by that dead monkey Monkey King and the Bull Demon King, and the two of them didn't go to rescue?
Then they are screwed, therefore.
Even if there are countless monsters in the Jilei Mountain, Zhu Bajie is still going to save Tang Xuanzang, even if he is not going to save Tang Xuanzang, he is going to pretend.
They don't pretend.
When Tang Xuanzang fell and Buddhism blamed him, he couldn't afford it at all!
"Amitabha!"
Zhu Bajie clasped his hands together, with the appearance of an eminent monk who has attained the Tao, with the feeling of a great master, I have enlightened, and I want to become a Buddha and a ancestor.
Sha Wujing was also infected by Zhu Bajie, holding a crescent shovel, looked at Zhu Bajie with an extremely excited look and shouted: "Second senior brother!"
Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing: "What are you doing?"
Sha Wujing said seriously: "Second Senior Brother, count me in, can you take me?"
(End of this chapter)
