Chapter 507 Let's get 12 first
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Mao Zhi Sheng Xi
Chapter 507 One or two hundred first
"Top three?" Hearing this tone, Han Jinyu was stunned. In his opinion, being able to enter the top 18 is already a very incredible thing, even if it is a miracle, it is not at all. exaggerate.
top three?Didn't they all reach the level of world-class universities such as Qingbei University and Huaxia University?Do you eat dry food as a family?
To put it bluntly, the achievements of a single academy are enough to kill their entire school in seconds, and they are not afraid of flashing their tongues when they say such words.
"Is it difficult to be in the top three?" Zhang Mengyu said with a smile, "It's not impossible to get No.1, but we have to pay attention to the feelings of those famous schools, I'm afraid they will be too stimulated."
"You are really the most bragging student I have ever seen, and you are my own graduate student. Absolutely!"
"Mr. Han, how many science and engineering teachers are there in our school?"
"Professors and associate professors add up to about one hundred and twenty or thirty."
"Well, it should be enough for me to ask for two or three hundred projects," Zhang Mengyu said, "Mr. Han, please inform those teachers for me, and then they will list their research directions to me. Give each of them a national research project."
"Are you crazy?" Han Jinyu said directly.
But first, let’s talk about how difficult it is to apply for national-level projects. In an unlucky year, Jiangnan University of Technology may not be able to apply for one. Want to get more than 100 projects?What about bullshit?
Even if the application is approved, you want to produce results within a month, isn't this a joke?Those national-level projects don't take three to five years to spend, so what kind of tricks can they research?
"Don't worry about this, it's just a small matter," Zhang Mengyu said with a smile, "As long as you have enough strength to undertake these projects, even if we don't ask for them, the country will cry for us to study them."
"Okay, then I'll watch your performance, and I'll do the ideological work of those old guys."
"Hey, Teacher Han, I'm sorry, after a month, we probably won't have any chance to meet each other."
"Get your affairs done first, then talk about it, don't talk about it to me!"
The old and the young laughed heartily in the office.
The second day of the report happened to be the weekend, so Zhang Menglong planned to go to Yanjing to visit Mr. Zhou, and by the way, he also took Lu Yiyao to Yanjing to have fun.
The place where Mr. Zhou lives is a very old courtyard house, and the surrounding is very quiet, which makes people feel that they have returned to the illusion of the 80s and [-]s.
"Yo, hazy is here!" Mr. Zhou's wife passed away early, and now only he and the nurses arranged by several countries live here in this courtyard. He has nothing to do every day, and his only hobby is to play with some flowers in the yard. Hastily, he doesn't have much energy to take care of the country's affairs.
"I even brought my girlfriend!" Elder Zhou walked up cordially as if he saw his junior.
"Hello Mr. Zhou, my name is Lu Yiyao, and I often hear you mentioned by Meng Moo!" Lu Yiyao looked quite like a lady on such occasions.
"He mentioned me?" Elder Zhou looked disbelieving, "I called him last time and taught him a lesson, what can he say about me?"
"Mr. Zhou, you see me too narrowly, am I that kind of person?" Zhang Meng said aggrievedly, "I even brought you a gift, it seems that I have to throw it away."
"Don't!" Elder Zhou snatched the exquisite box from Zhang Mengyu's hand, and opened it expectantly like a child.
The packaging of the box is very beautiful, but there is only one gray thing inside.
"What is this? Are you looking at me as an old man and want to poison me directly?" Mr. Zhou blew his beard and stared. He thought Zhang Menglong could bring him some fine wine or something. An elderly person Ah, I like two bites.
"This is not poison, it's an elixir. You just need to eat it, and keep it for 30 to [-] years!"
"Come on, I think you look like a counterfeit drug seller."
"What kind of home medicine? If you don't believe me, go to Qin's house and ask about it. The current old general Qin is so healthy because he has taken my medicine."
"What did you say? Did Lao Qin take your medicine?" Hearing this, Zhou Lao immediately lifted his spirits.
The relationship between him and the old man of Qin Feng's family is very good. A few months ago, the old general Qin's old injury relapsed, and he almost failed to survive. The doctor said that even if he saved his life this time, there might only be a few It's month time.
But the last time he went to visit Old General Qin, he actually went directly to the army, and even fought those young special forces in the arena!
An old man who is close to a hundred years old has a fight with a special soldier who is a little over 20 years old. Can you believe it?For a time, he even thought that Mr. Qin was just a flashback.
Only later did he know that his grandson Qin Feng got him some miraculous medicine on Mr. Qin's birthday. Although he is still so old now, his physical condition is similar to that of a person in his 40s and [-]s, and there is a doctor's test report As proof.
When the news got out, the entire high society in Yanjing was in a state of excitement. They tried their best to find out from Qin Feng where they could get this thing, but they found nothing.
Unexpectedly, Qin Feng got that panacea from Zhang Mengyu.
"Good boy, this gift of yours is not light," Mr. Zhou accepted it with a smile. At this age, who doesn't want to be healthier?
"Tell me, what trouble did you cause this time!"
"Look at what you said, do I look like this kind of troublemaker?" Zhang Mengyu said.
"Confidence takes you, remove the image, you are this kind of person."
"I'm going to be sad when you say that. I'm here to contribute to the country this time."
"If you believe in you, there will be ghosts," Zhou Lao gave Zhang Mengyu a supercilious look, "Fart if you do."
"Hey, do you know anyone from the Science and Technology Department?"
"Science and Technology Department? Why are you looking for them?"
"Isn't this the Ministry of Education's pilot evaluation of scientific research universities? I want to do some projects for our school."
"You're making me make a mistake!" The expression on Mr. Zhou's face was a little unnatural, "I'm afraid I can't help you with this matter of principle. There are only a few projects in the country every year, and everyone depends on their own abilities. If you can’t just give it to you, other colleges and universities will have opinions.”
"Mr. Zhou, let me ask you, what is the completion rate of our national-level projects in a year?"
The question of "this" directly embarrassed Mr. Zhou.
Anyone who is in the scientific research system knows that no matter what the project is, the moisture is very large. Some projects have some effects in the laboratory, but they cannot be applied to the industry at all. After a long time of research Or study a lonely.
The country's scientific research funds are wasted on these projects.
If there are more than a dozen projects that can really make achievements every year, it will already greatly promote the progress of the country.
"About [-] to [-] percent." Veteran Zhou even reported a little more.
"In one month, I can complete all the projects [-]%, and I don't need a dime from the state. I will pay for all the scientific research funds. I only have one request, and that is that the project will be named under our Jiangnan University of Technology."
"Are you serious?" Mr. Zhou said, "These projects are not something that your school can manage. Even if it takes three to five years, the academician research groups of Huaxia Academy of Sciences may not be able to complete one of them. Don't talk to them here. I brag.
"Of course I'm serious. Look at my previous materials. Where is the moisture?"
Thinking of this, Mr. Zhou suddenly realized that the person in front of him was not some ordinary graduate student, he was Zhang Mengyu!
"How many items do you want? Let me help you first."
"It doesn't need to be too much, let's have one or two hundred first!"
(End of this chapter)
"Top three?" Hearing this tone, Han Jinyu was stunned. In his opinion, being able to enter the top 18 is already a very incredible thing, even if it is a miracle, it is not at all. exaggerate.
top three?Didn't they all reach the level of world-class universities such as Qingbei University and Huaxia University?Do you eat dry food as a family?
To put it bluntly, the achievements of a single academy are enough to kill their entire school in seconds, and they are not afraid of flashing their tongues when they say such words.
"Is it difficult to be in the top three?" Zhang Mengyu said with a smile, "It's not impossible to get No.1, but we have to pay attention to the feelings of those famous schools, I'm afraid they will be too stimulated."
"You are really the most bragging student I have ever seen, and you are my own graduate student. Absolutely!"
"Mr. Han, how many science and engineering teachers are there in our school?"
"Professors and associate professors add up to about one hundred and twenty or thirty."
"Well, it should be enough for me to ask for two or three hundred projects," Zhang Mengyu said, "Mr. Han, please inform those teachers for me, and then they will list their research directions to me. Give each of them a national research project."
"Are you crazy?" Han Jinyu said directly.
But first, let’s talk about how difficult it is to apply for national-level projects. In an unlucky year, Jiangnan University of Technology may not be able to apply for one. Want to get more than 100 projects?What about bullshit?
Even if the application is approved, you want to produce results within a month, isn't this a joke?Those national-level projects don't take three to five years to spend, so what kind of tricks can they research?
"Don't worry about this, it's just a small matter," Zhang Mengyu said with a smile, "As long as you have enough strength to undertake these projects, even if we don't ask for them, the country will cry for us to study them."
"Okay, then I'll watch your performance, and I'll do the ideological work of those old guys."
"Hey, Teacher Han, I'm sorry, after a month, we probably won't have any chance to meet each other."
"Get your affairs done first, then talk about it, don't talk about it to me!"
The old and the young laughed heartily in the office.
The second day of the report happened to be the weekend, so Zhang Menglong planned to go to Yanjing to visit Mr. Zhou, and by the way, he also took Lu Yiyao to Yanjing to have fun.
The place where Mr. Zhou lives is a very old courtyard house, and the surrounding is very quiet, which makes people feel that they have returned to the illusion of the 80s and [-]s.
"Yo, hazy is here!" Mr. Zhou's wife passed away early, and now only he and the nurses arranged by several countries live here in this courtyard. He has nothing to do every day, and his only hobby is to play with some flowers in the yard. Hastily, he doesn't have much energy to take care of the country's affairs.
"I even brought my girlfriend!" Elder Zhou walked up cordially as if he saw his junior.
"Hello Mr. Zhou, my name is Lu Yiyao, and I often hear you mentioned by Meng Moo!" Lu Yiyao looked quite like a lady on such occasions.
"He mentioned me?" Elder Zhou looked disbelieving, "I called him last time and taught him a lesson, what can he say about me?"
"Mr. Zhou, you see me too narrowly, am I that kind of person?" Zhang Meng said aggrievedly, "I even brought you a gift, it seems that I have to throw it away."
"Don't!" Elder Zhou snatched the exquisite box from Zhang Mengyu's hand, and opened it expectantly like a child.
The packaging of the box is very beautiful, but there is only one gray thing inside.
"What is this? Are you looking at me as an old man and want to poison me directly?" Mr. Zhou blew his beard and stared. He thought Zhang Menglong could bring him some fine wine or something. An elderly person Ah, I like two bites.
"This is not poison, it's an elixir. You just need to eat it, and keep it for 30 to [-] years!"
"Come on, I think you look like a counterfeit drug seller."
"What kind of home medicine? If you don't believe me, go to Qin's house and ask about it. The current old general Qin is so healthy because he has taken my medicine."
"What did you say? Did Lao Qin take your medicine?" Hearing this, Zhou Lao immediately lifted his spirits.
The relationship between him and the old man of Qin Feng's family is very good. A few months ago, the old general Qin's old injury relapsed, and he almost failed to survive. The doctor said that even if he saved his life this time, there might only be a few It's month time.
But the last time he went to visit Old General Qin, he actually went directly to the army, and even fought those young special forces in the arena!
An old man who is close to a hundred years old has a fight with a special soldier who is a little over 20 years old. Can you believe it?For a time, he even thought that Mr. Qin was just a flashback.
Only later did he know that his grandson Qin Feng got him some miraculous medicine on Mr. Qin's birthday. Although he is still so old now, his physical condition is similar to that of a person in his 40s and [-]s, and there is a doctor's test report As proof.
When the news got out, the entire high society in Yanjing was in a state of excitement. They tried their best to find out from Qin Feng where they could get this thing, but they found nothing.
Unexpectedly, Qin Feng got that panacea from Zhang Mengyu.
"Good boy, this gift of yours is not light," Mr. Zhou accepted it with a smile. At this age, who doesn't want to be healthier?
"Tell me, what trouble did you cause this time!"
"Look at what you said, do I look like this kind of troublemaker?" Zhang Mengyu said.
"Confidence takes you, remove the image, you are this kind of person."
"I'm going to be sad when you say that. I'm here to contribute to the country this time."
"If you believe in you, there will be ghosts," Zhou Lao gave Zhang Mengyu a supercilious look, "Fart if you do."
"Hey, do you know anyone from the Science and Technology Department?"
"Science and Technology Department? Why are you looking for them?"
"Isn't this the Ministry of Education's pilot evaluation of scientific research universities? I want to do some projects for our school."
"You're making me make a mistake!" The expression on Mr. Zhou's face was a little unnatural, "I'm afraid I can't help you with this matter of principle. There are only a few projects in the country every year, and everyone depends on their own abilities. If you can’t just give it to you, other colleges and universities will have opinions.”
"Mr. Zhou, let me ask you, what is the completion rate of our national-level projects in a year?"
The question of "this" directly embarrassed Mr. Zhou.
Anyone who is in the scientific research system knows that no matter what the project is, the moisture is very large. Some projects have some effects in the laboratory, but they cannot be applied to the industry at all. After a long time of research Or study a lonely.
The country's scientific research funds are wasted on these projects.
If there are more than a dozen projects that can really make achievements every year, it will already greatly promote the progress of the country.
"About [-] to [-] percent." Veteran Zhou even reported a little more.
"In one month, I can complete all the projects [-]%, and I don't need a dime from the state. I will pay for all the scientific research funds. I only have one request, and that is that the project will be named under our Jiangnan University of Technology."
"Are you serious?" Mr. Zhou said, "These projects are not something that your school can manage. Even if it takes three to five years, the academician research groups of Huaxia Academy of Sciences may not be able to complete one of them. Don't talk to them here. I brag.
"Of course I'm serious. Look at my previous materials. Where is the moisture?"
Thinking of this, Mr. Zhou suddenly realized that the person in front of him was not some ordinary graduate student, he was Zhang Mengyu!
"How many items do you want? Let me help you first."
"It doesn't need to be too much, let's have one or two hundred first!"
(End of this chapter)
