Chapter 517 You Can't Pay Out Bonuses
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Mao Zhi Sheng Xi
Chapter 517 You Can't Pay Out Bonuses
Isn't it just a Nobel Prize?
Is this what people say?As long as you eat an extra peanut when you drink, you won't say such expansive words!
Everyone looked at Zhang Mengyu with the eyes of a monster.
So far, how many people in China have won the Nobel Prize?
If counted strictly according to international standards, there are only two, one literature award winner and one medicine award winner.
If anyone can win a Nobel Prize, the whole country will definitely celebrate for ten days and a half months.
Zhang Mengyu's article has actually reached the level of a Nobel Prize in Physics, which is beyond their knowledge!
And such a condition, Zhang Mengyu actually refused?Is he out of his mind?What an honor is this?
"Look at him, I'm going to get the knife now!" A professor couldn't help it.
"Count me in, I'll get a flamethrower!"
"I'll get a bottle of sulfuric acid!"
"Bring me my high-frequency particle cutter! I must chop him up today!"
"Mr. Zhang, you have to think clearly. This is the Nobel Prize in Physics. How many scientists dream of this?" Mohart said, "The qualifications of our journal can help you avoid a lot of trouble."
"I think you can give it to me, but others may not be able to give me science," Zhang Mengyu said, "And I gave you the opportunity, it's yourselves, don't want it, I said that my article can win the Nobel Prize in Physics Yes, that editor Sima of yours is still scolding me?"
Got it, now everyone understands.
It's not that Zhang Menglong doesn't care at all, but that he is losing his temper!An editor rejected his manuscript, and he was afraid he was holding a grudge.
But in all fairness, even if they are editors, if someone calls and tells them that their article will win the Nobel Prize in Physics, they will directly scold them back, and they may even scold them more excessively.
Is this the year when someone just writes an article and dares to say that he is the future winner of the Nobel Prize?
But you are so angry because of this verbal dispute, do you think there is something wrong with you?
If they can win the Nobel Prize, not to mention knowledge being said like this, even if they take off their pants and go to the third-speed electric fan, they can get a Nobel Prize in exchange for a solid profit!
A lot of age, can you not be so childish?Is it okay to be a little more mature?
"Mr. Zhang, this is the fault of our relevant editor. I am here to apologize for his missing you," Mohart said hastily, "We have already given relevant punishments to that person, and he has been expelled from our magazine. , I hope you will not raise his personal behavior to our magazine, and I hope you will not miss this precious opportunity."
"Precious opportunity?" Zhang Mengyu sneered, "Is this kind of opportunity precious? There are Nobel Prize selections every year, but a bad mood will affect my appetite for several days."
"Are you a Chinese, are you mentally ill?" Mohart almost scolded his mother, what is the selection of the Nobel Prize every year?
You must know that these academic achievements are very effective. Sometimes you have already researched the results, but others published the article before you. Such things are not uncommon in the academic circle.
This article has already been read by many reviewers. I believe that many people already know the relevant methods, but as long as the article has not been published, then this result is not considered hazy.
Let alone a year, even if it is a few months, someone will award this method for optimization. At that time, the first person to prove the existence of dark matter will not be Zhang Mengyu, and this Nobel Prize in Physics will belong to someone else.
Is it possible that he will come up with some breakthrough research next year?This is impossible, right?
"Which one is Mr. Zhang Mengyu and Mr. Han Jinyu?"
At this time, five or six foreigners rushed in at once. They pulled me and pulled you, as if they were afraid that they would not be able to walk in front of Zhang Mengyu and say a word if they were a step too late.
"I'm the editor-in-chief of Science!"
"I am the editor-in-chief of Frontier Physics!"
"Look, you only have one editor here, and even the editor-in-chief is here. I'd better find someone who is more sincere!" After Zhang Mengyu finished speaking, he had no intention of continuing to pay attention to Mohart.
"Mr. Zhang, choose us! Our magazines are published the fastest!"
"Fart, you have to wait three to five months for a manuscript. I voted for you when I graduated. It takes five months to reject the manuscript. How long will it take for you to publish it?"
"Mr. Zhang, our magazine is willing to give you a manuscript fee of 50 US dollars. As long as you sign this agreement, we can send the money immediately!"
"Mr. Zhang, I have a daughter"
"Okay! Be quiet! Tmd is so annoying!" Zhang Mengyu began to speak brightly, "I only have one request. I will send it to whoever can satisfy my request the fastest!"
Where have these professors seen this scene before?
A journal with an impact factor above 10 is considered a top journal. None of the journals behind the editors present today has an impact factor lower than 20. They are all rushing to get Zhang Mengyu's article!
Looking at their drowsy clothes and dark circles under their eyes, it seems that they haven't slept all day and night, they are all crazy.
"Mr. Zhang, please tell me, no matter what your request is, we can promise you!"
"Okay, within three days, I want to see my article published in a journal, and within half a month, I want to see my name appear on this year's Nobel Prize."
"This"
This request is not too much, it is not just a little bit too much!
These periodicals usually publish once a month, and the last publication was only a few days ago. No matter how rushed it is, it will not be published until the next month's issue.
Of course, this is negotiable, after all, the publishing house is their own.
But do they have the final say on the Nobel selection panel?That's right, the announcement date of this year's Nobel Prize is coming soon, but there are still two full months before now. You want the Nobel Prize selection team to adjust the time to half a month later?
Half a month is enough to test the results of your thesis. Isn't this bullshit?
"That's right, it's a bit hard for you," Zhang Meng said with a smile, and I'll make a phone call first.
"Hong Yi, do you know what organization selects the Nobel Prize in Physics?"
"Mr. Zhang, it's the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences."
"Give me a contact method!"
Soon, Zhang Mengyu got one of the responsible calls from the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences.
"Is this Professor Claude?"
"It's me, may I ask you?"
"That's right. I would like to ask, when will this year's Nobel Prize in Physics be announced?"
"About 54 more days."
"I think it's okay to advance half a month?" Zhang Mengyu asked.
Professor Claude on the other side of the phone looked puzzled, who are you?You said ahead of time?Are you Nobel himself?
Professor Claude just wanted to scold an idiot and hang up the phone, but Zhang Mengyu said immediately.
"If you are willing, I will immediately donate 100 billion US dollars to the Nobel Foundation. If you don't agree, then I will buy the entire Nobel Foundation. I remember that the total market value of the foundation is about 49 billion kroner?"
"Who are you?" As a candidate for the Nobel Prize in Physics, after living for so many years, this is the first time Professor Crowder has encountered such a request. This person wants to buy the Nobel Foundation!
"My name is Zhang Mengyu," Zhang Mengyu said with a smile, "don't doubt my financial ability, I can even easily turn all your foundation's investment into a bubble, so that the Nobel Foundation this year will not be able to distribute a dime bonus!"
(End of this chapter)
Isn't it just a Nobel Prize?
Is this what people say?As long as you eat an extra peanut when you drink, you won't say such expansive words!
Everyone looked at Zhang Mengyu with the eyes of a monster.
So far, how many people in China have won the Nobel Prize?
If counted strictly according to international standards, there are only two, one literature award winner and one medicine award winner.
If anyone can win a Nobel Prize, the whole country will definitely celebrate for ten days and a half months.
Zhang Mengyu's article has actually reached the level of a Nobel Prize in Physics, which is beyond their knowledge!
And such a condition, Zhang Mengyu actually refused?Is he out of his mind?What an honor is this?
"Look at him, I'm going to get the knife now!" A professor couldn't help it.
"Count me in, I'll get a flamethrower!"
"I'll get a bottle of sulfuric acid!"
"Bring me my high-frequency particle cutter! I must chop him up today!"
"Mr. Zhang, you have to think clearly. This is the Nobel Prize in Physics. How many scientists dream of this?" Mohart said, "The qualifications of our journal can help you avoid a lot of trouble."
"I think you can give it to me, but others may not be able to give me science," Zhang Mengyu said, "And I gave you the opportunity, it's yourselves, don't want it, I said that my article can win the Nobel Prize in Physics Yes, that editor Sima of yours is still scolding me?"
Got it, now everyone understands.
It's not that Zhang Menglong doesn't care at all, but that he is losing his temper!An editor rejected his manuscript, and he was afraid he was holding a grudge.
But in all fairness, even if they are editors, if someone calls and tells them that their article will win the Nobel Prize in Physics, they will directly scold them back, and they may even scold them more excessively.
Is this the year when someone just writes an article and dares to say that he is the future winner of the Nobel Prize?
But you are so angry because of this verbal dispute, do you think there is something wrong with you?
If they can win the Nobel Prize, not to mention knowledge being said like this, even if they take off their pants and go to the third-speed electric fan, they can get a Nobel Prize in exchange for a solid profit!
A lot of age, can you not be so childish?Is it okay to be a little more mature?
"Mr. Zhang, this is the fault of our relevant editor. I am here to apologize for his missing you," Mohart said hastily, "We have already given relevant punishments to that person, and he has been expelled from our magazine. , I hope you will not raise his personal behavior to our magazine, and I hope you will not miss this precious opportunity."
"Precious opportunity?" Zhang Mengyu sneered, "Is this kind of opportunity precious? There are Nobel Prize selections every year, but a bad mood will affect my appetite for several days."
"Are you a Chinese, are you mentally ill?" Mohart almost scolded his mother, what is the selection of the Nobel Prize every year?
You must know that these academic achievements are very effective. Sometimes you have already researched the results, but others published the article before you. Such things are not uncommon in the academic circle.
This article has already been read by many reviewers. I believe that many people already know the relevant methods, but as long as the article has not been published, then this result is not considered hazy.
Let alone a year, even if it is a few months, someone will award this method for optimization. At that time, the first person to prove the existence of dark matter will not be Zhang Mengyu, and this Nobel Prize in Physics will belong to someone else.
Is it possible that he will come up with some breakthrough research next year?This is impossible, right?
"Which one is Mr. Zhang Mengyu and Mr. Han Jinyu?"
At this time, five or six foreigners rushed in at once. They pulled me and pulled you, as if they were afraid that they would not be able to walk in front of Zhang Mengyu and say a word if they were a step too late.
"I'm the editor-in-chief of Science!"
"I am the editor-in-chief of Frontier Physics!"
"Look, you only have one editor here, and even the editor-in-chief is here. I'd better find someone who is more sincere!" After Zhang Mengyu finished speaking, he had no intention of continuing to pay attention to Mohart.
"Mr. Zhang, choose us! Our magazines are published the fastest!"
"Fart, you have to wait three to five months for a manuscript. I voted for you when I graduated. It takes five months to reject the manuscript. How long will it take for you to publish it?"
"Mr. Zhang, our magazine is willing to give you a manuscript fee of 50 US dollars. As long as you sign this agreement, we can send the money immediately!"
"Mr. Zhang, I have a daughter"
"Okay! Be quiet! Tmd is so annoying!" Zhang Mengyu began to speak brightly, "I only have one request. I will send it to whoever can satisfy my request the fastest!"
Where have these professors seen this scene before?
A journal with an impact factor above 10 is considered a top journal. None of the journals behind the editors present today has an impact factor lower than 20. They are all rushing to get Zhang Mengyu's article!
Looking at their drowsy clothes and dark circles under their eyes, it seems that they haven't slept all day and night, they are all crazy.
"Mr. Zhang, please tell me, no matter what your request is, we can promise you!"
"Okay, within three days, I want to see my article published in a journal, and within half a month, I want to see my name appear on this year's Nobel Prize."
"This"
This request is not too much, it is not just a little bit too much!
These periodicals usually publish once a month, and the last publication was only a few days ago. No matter how rushed it is, it will not be published until the next month's issue.
Of course, this is negotiable, after all, the publishing house is their own.
But do they have the final say on the Nobel selection panel?That's right, the announcement date of this year's Nobel Prize is coming soon, but there are still two full months before now. You want the Nobel Prize selection team to adjust the time to half a month later?
Half a month is enough to test the results of your thesis. Isn't this bullshit?
"That's right, it's a bit hard for you," Zhang Meng said with a smile, and I'll make a phone call first.
"Hong Yi, do you know what organization selects the Nobel Prize in Physics?"
"Mr. Zhang, it's the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences."
"Give me a contact method!"
Soon, Zhang Mengyu got one of the responsible calls from the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences.
"Is this Professor Claude?"
"It's me, may I ask you?"
"That's right. I would like to ask, when will this year's Nobel Prize in Physics be announced?"
"About 54 more days."
"I think it's okay to advance half a month?" Zhang Mengyu asked.
Professor Claude on the other side of the phone looked puzzled, who are you?You said ahead of time?Are you Nobel himself?
Professor Claude just wanted to scold an idiot and hang up the phone, but Zhang Mengyu said immediately.
"If you are willing, I will immediately donate 100 billion US dollars to the Nobel Foundation. If you don't agree, then I will buy the entire Nobel Foundation. I remember that the total market value of the foundation is about 49 billion kroner?"
"Who are you?" As a candidate for the Nobel Prize in Physics, after living for so many years, this is the first time Professor Crowder has encountered such a request. This person wants to buy the Nobel Foundation!
"My name is Zhang Mengyu," Zhang Mengyu said with a smile, "don't doubt my financial ability, I can even easily turn all your foundation's investment into a bubble, so that the Nobel Foundation this year will not be able to distribute a dime bonus!"
(End of this chapter)
