Chapter 719 Don't You Just Have a Hand?
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Mao Zhi Sheng Xi
Chapter 719 Don't You Just Have a Hand?
In an old community in Dongji City that has been around for more than 20 years, Liu Dongsheng dragged his exhausted body back to his home.
Although he is a professor, the field of astronomy is not like those corporate applied research. Whether it is a vertical or horizontal project, he can more or less earn some money.
In fact, it is easy to understand. For example, if you do some tricks in a physical experiment or a chemical experiment, you can always find some industrial applications that can help you improve the efficiency or quality of industrial production. Those entrepreneurs are willing to spend money on it. sponsor of these studies.
But astronomy is different. You found a planet, even if the planet is full of diamonds and gold, does it have anything to do with you?Can you make money?Given you so much money, can you convert it into revenue?
You can not!
Therefore, under normal circumstances, only a very small number of schools will set up this kind of major, and generally only national-level research institutions will spend money on this kind of thing.
In Professor Liu's house, he bought all the telescopes, star finders, and stargazers at his own expense. It would be great if their school could help him recruit a few more people. There is no extra money to do these things. Bells and whistles.
Moreover, Professor Liu Dongsheng’s income is really tight. Basic salary, professional title subsidy, etc., combined, can only get 8000 yuan a month, but his wife does not have any job, and his son is about to need money. At that time, the situation at home can be imagined.
"I told you not to do these things, but you just didn't listen," Liu Dongsheng returned home, and his wife began to complain constantly, "With all this time, even if you write two books for a publishing house, you can still make more or less money." A little money, why do you stare at your broken project every day?"
"What do you know!?" Others didn't understand him and scolded him, Liu Dongsheng endured it, but his wife didn't understand him, which really made him feel very desperate, "If no one deciphers this band information, Once there is any danger, we humans don't even have time to react!"
"Hey! You care about all mankind, you are great, have you ever thought about family?" Professor Liu's wife's years of grievances poured out at once, "You are a university professor who has become like this, and you can't even solve your own food and clothing. What kind of humans are you talking about here?"
"Do you think you are the only astronomer in this world? There are so many people who are stronger than you, and they have more advanced instruments than you. What you can discover they can't? Or do you think you are unique?"
"Look at what people are scolding you on the Internet now? Creating panic, scum, academic liars, trying to gain fame, I don't feel ashamed not to wear a mask when I go out to buy groceries today!"
"Enough!" Liu Dongsheng stopped his wife, "I won't give up my research, isn't it just cutting off the recruitment quota of two of my staff? With two less people, I can still do research!"
"Go live with your research!"
"In view of the behavior of Professor Liu Dongsheng of our school, the school will suspend him for a week for self-reflection and investigation. We hope the public will supervise him!"
In the afternoon of that day, the school announced the punishment of Professor Liu Dongsheng on various channels such as the official website and Weibo, but netizens seemed not satisfied with this.
"It's only been suspended for a week? Is he the one who opened the school?"
"At least he has to drop his title? God knows if his title was obtained through fraud."
"That's right, investigate his undergraduate, master's and doctoral dissertations, maybe there are problems with all of them!"
"Hey, our school wasn't a good school in the first place, and now that something like this has happened, who will apply for our school in the future?"
"What Professor Liu, I haven't heard of this person since I was in school for three years! Oh, you are talking about that idiot who walks around the playground with a telescope every night? That's okay, we have to care for the elderly with dementia. "
"He's just an old man, please don't let him go."
"Mr. Han, can you help me?" Zhang Mengyu really couldn't stand by and watch Liu Dongsheng's affairs. How could a person like him be treated like this?
"Is there anything else you want me to help with? Hahaha, tell me, I will help you if I can." Han Jinyu promised that his weight in the school is second only to the principal, and even if he is The headmaster should be careful with him. There are countless people who are staring at Han Jinyu and wanting to poach him. If a waiter is not good enough to leave, the school will lose the most.
"Didn't our school expand a lot? Can I arrange someone to come in?"
"It's just such a small matter?" Han Jinyu smiled, "Oh, yes, the order has been issued, and now you are an honorary academician of our Huaxia Chinese Academy of Sciences. This proposal was unanimously approved by all academicians, and the appointment should be within two days. Come down, and now our school has officially hired you as an honorary professor, I just wanted to talk to you."
"I won't tell you about the salary. You don't like this little money, but as an honorary professor at the academician level, you have three recommendation places every year, and we will give priority to consideration. Under normal circumstances, as long as it is The people you recommend, there is no problem with political review, we will hire them all."
"That's fine, then I'll ask you for a spot first!" Zhang Mengyu said.
"Oh? Where did you get a great god?" Han Jinyu guessed, "I heard that many top scholars at academic conferences have become your fans, and even worshiped you as a teacher on the spot. If you Get a few Nobel Prize winners, let alone three, I'll arrange thirty for you!"
"Hahaha, you may not believe it when you tell me, but I want to bring that Professor Liu Dongsheng over."
"Liu Dongsheng?" Han Jinyu was taken aback, "Is that Liu Dongsheng from Donghai Vocational and Technical College?"
"That's right, it's him!"
"Why did you think of bringing him in?" Han Jinyu was a little speechless, "Let's not say that our school currently does not have astronomy as a major, even if there is, he is notorious now, which is not very good for our school."
"Mr. Han, this person is very unusual!" Zhang Mengyu said, "I have read his research, let alone whether the conclusion is correct or not, his professional knowledge is very solid, and his thinking and breadth in this field are quite extraordinary. Definitely a talent."
Zhang Mengyu didn't say anything about his research results. If he did, it might cause some panic.
"There are not many people who can get your evaluation!" Han Jinyu laughed.
"But you really reminded me," Zhang Mengyu said, "Why don't we take this opportunity and go directly to build an astronomy major!"
"Do you think this is building a house? If you want to add a major, you can add a major?" Han Jinyu smiled angrily, "Adding a subject requires corresponding research results, bachelor's degree, master's degree, doctoral degree, all grades The gap is very large, if there is no corresponding result, it is impossible to apply.”
"Wait for me to get off, I'll get a pen."
"Okay, tell me, there are those authoritative astronomy magazines, I'll go and slaughter the pages first, why don't you start the process of applying for disciplines there first?"
"I"
I've seen someone so awesome, but I've never seen someone so awesome, Zhang Mengyu's words directly choked Han Jinyu to death.
What does it mean to kill a version?Do you think those magazines are really run by your family?
But if you think about it carefully, according to Zhang Mengyu's level of scaring anyone, there is really no difference between this magazine and his family's, and he doesn't even need to spend money to publish magazines.
Which magazine is willing to reject Zhang Mengyu's article?Unless they don't need their own influence.
"Hazy, it's not about whether there are too many articles," Han Jinyu explained, "If you want to add a discipline, you need to undertake some scientific research projects for senior officials."
"For example, what are there?"
"Current key projects such as pulsar physics, gamma-ray burst cosmology, fast radio bursts and their data processing"
"Please help me tell the above, I recently have a project result of pulsar physics that I want to submit to the country!"
"Pulsar physics? When did you do this?"
"Just thought of it!"
"Just thought of it? You have achieved results?"
"This kind of basic subject will take a day or two, isn't it enough to have hands?"
Han Jinyu: "wqnmlgb"
(End of this chapter)
In an old community in Dongji City that has been around for more than 20 years, Liu Dongsheng dragged his exhausted body back to his home.
Although he is a professor, the field of astronomy is not like those corporate applied research. Whether it is a vertical or horizontal project, he can more or less earn some money.
In fact, it is easy to understand. For example, if you do some tricks in a physical experiment or a chemical experiment, you can always find some industrial applications that can help you improve the efficiency or quality of industrial production. Those entrepreneurs are willing to spend money on it. sponsor of these studies.
But astronomy is different. You found a planet, even if the planet is full of diamonds and gold, does it have anything to do with you?Can you make money?Given you so much money, can you convert it into revenue?
You can not!
Therefore, under normal circumstances, only a very small number of schools will set up this kind of major, and generally only national-level research institutions will spend money on this kind of thing.
In Professor Liu's house, he bought all the telescopes, star finders, and stargazers at his own expense. It would be great if their school could help him recruit a few more people. There is no extra money to do these things. Bells and whistles.
Moreover, Professor Liu Dongsheng’s income is really tight. Basic salary, professional title subsidy, etc., combined, can only get 8000 yuan a month, but his wife does not have any job, and his son is about to need money. At that time, the situation at home can be imagined.
"I told you not to do these things, but you just didn't listen," Liu Dongsheng returned home, and his wife began to complain constantly, "With all this time, even if you write two books for a publishing house, you can still make more or less money." A little money, why do you stare at your broken project every day?"
"What do you know!?" Others didn't understand him and scolded him, Liu Dongsheng endured it, but his wife didn't understand him, which really made him feel very desperate, "If no one deciphers this band information, Once there is any danger, we humans don't even have time to react!"
"Hey! You care about all mankind, you are great, have you ever thought about family?" Professor Liu's wife's years of grievances poured out at once, "You are a university professor who has become like this, and you can't even solve your own food and clothing. What kind of humans are you talking about here?"
"Do you think you are the only astronomer in this world? There are so many people who are stronger than you, and they have more advanced instruments than you. What you can discover they can't? Or do you think you are unique?"
"Look at what people are scolding you on the Internet now? Creating panic, scum, academic liars, trying to gain fame, I don't feel ashamed not to wear a mask when I go out to buy groceries today!"
"Enough!" Liu Dongsheng stopped his wife, "I won't give up my research, isn't it just cutting off the recruitment quota of two of my staff? With two less people, I can still do research!"
"Go live with your research!"
"In view of the behavior of Professor Liu Dongsheng of our school, the school will suspend him for a week for self-reflection and investigation. We hope the public will supervise him!"
In the afternoon of that day, the school announced the punishment of Professor Liu Dongsheng on various channels such as the official website and Weibo, but netizens seemed not satisfied with this.
"It's only been suspended for a week? Is he the one who opened the school?"
"At least he has to drop his title? God knows if his title was obtained through fraud."
"That's right, investigate his undergraduate, master's and doctoral dissertations, maybe there are problems with all of them!"
"Hey, our school wasn't a good school in the first place, and now that something like this has happened, who will apply for our school in the future?"
"What Professor Liu, I haven't heard of this person since I was in school for three years! Oh, you are talking about that idiot who walks around the playground with a telescope every night? That's okay, we have to care for the elderly with dementia. "
"He's just an old man, please don't let him go."
"Mr. Han, can you help me?" Zhang Mengyu really couldn't stand by and watch Liu Dongsheng's affairs. How could a person like him be treated like this?
"Is there anything else you want me to help with? Hahaha, tell me, I will help you if I can." Han Jinyu promised that his weight in the school is second only to the principal, and even if he is The headmaster should be careful with him. There are countless people who are staring at Han Jinyu and wanting to poach him. If a waiter is not good enough to leave, the school will lose the most.
"Didn't our school expand a lot? Can I arrange someone to come in?"
"It's just such a small matter?" Han Jinyu smiled, "Oh, yes, the order has been issued, and now you are an honorary academician of our Huaxia Chinese Academy of Sciences. This proposal was unanimously approved by all academicians, and the appointment should be within two days. Come down, and now our school has officially hired you as an honorary professor, I just wanted to talk to you."
"I won't tell you about the salary. You don't like this little money, but as an honorary professor at the academician level, you have three recommendation places every year, and we will give priority to consideration. Under normal circumstances, as long as it is The people you recommend, there is no problem with political review, we will hire them all."
"That's fine, then I'll ask you for a spot first!" Zhang Mengyu said.
"Oh? Where did you get a great god?" Han Jinyu guessed, "I heard that many top scholars at academic conferences have become your fans, and even worshiped you as a teacher on the spot. If you Get a few Nobel Prize winners, let alone three, I'll arrange thirty for you!"
"Hahaha, you may not believe it when you tell me, but I want to bring that Professor Liu Dongsheng over."
"Liu Dongsheng?" Han Jinyu was taken aback, "Is that Liu Dongsheng from Donghai Vocational and Technical College?"
"That's right, it's him!"
"Why did you think of bringing him in?" Han Jinyu was a little speechless, "Let's not say that our school currently does not have astronomy as a major, even if there is, he is notorious now, which is not very good for our school."
"Mr. Han, this person is very unusual!" Zhang Mengyu said, "I have read his research, let alone whether the conclusion is correct or not, his professional knowledge is very solid, and his thinking and breadth in this field are quite extraordinary. Definitely a talent."
Zhang Mengyu didn't say anything about his research results. If he did, it might cause some panic.
"There are not many people who can get your evaluation!" Han Jinyu laughed.
"But you really reminded me," Zhang Mengyu said, "Why don't we take this opportunity and go directly to build an astronomy major!"
"Do you think this is building a house? If you want to add a major, you can add a major?" Han Jinyu smiled angrily, "Adding a subject requires corresponding research results, bachelor's degree, master's degree, doctoral degree, all grades The gap is very large, if there is no corresponding result, it is impossible to apply.”
"Wait for me to get off, I'll get a pen."
"Okay, tell me, there are those authoritative astronomy magazines, I'll go and slaughter the pages first, why don't you start the process of applying for disciplines there first?"
"I"
I've seen someone so awesome, but I've never seen someone so awesome, Zhang Mengyu's words directly choked Han Jinyu to death.
What does it mean to kill a version?Do you think those magazines are really run by your family?
But if you think about it carefully, according to Zhang Mengyu's level of scaring anyone, there is really no difference between this magazine and his family's, and he doesn't even need to spend money to publish magazines.
Which magazine is willing to reject Zhang Mengyu's article?Unless they don't need their own influence.
"Hazy, it's not about whether there are too many articles," Han Jinyu explained, "If you want to add a discipline, you need to undertake some scientific research projects for senior officials."
"For example, what are there?"
"Current key projects such as pulsar physics, gamma-ray burst cosmology, fast radio bursts and their data processing"
"Please help me tell the above, I recently have a project result of pulsar physics that I want to submit to the country!"
"Pulsar physics? When did you do this?"
"Just thought of it!"
"Just thought of it? You have achieved results?"
"This kind of basic subject will take a day or two, isn't it enough to have hands?"
Han Jinyu: "wqnmlgb"
(End of this chapter)
