Chapter 192 A Comedian-Level Scoring Performance
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Luo Yi 36 Chao
Chapter 192 A Comedian-Level Scoring Performance
Jesus used his excellent physical fitness to sway the defense behind him, and after half-turning, he volleyed directly.
The football went straight to the dead corner of the goal, and AC Milan's goalkeeper Narooma made a jaw-dropping extreme save.
Seeing that the football was about to turn into the blind corner of the goal, suddenly, there was a big gloved hand in front of the goal. There was no time, and Da Narooma rubbed the football with his fingers.
I saw that the football changed its trajectory slightly, and with Gabriel Jesus' incredible expression on it, it hit hard at the junction of the crossbar and the goal post, and bounced back.
For a while, there was chaos in the penalty area, and players from both sides were pulling and pulling, trying to occupy the football's landing point.
Two or three people jumped high at the same time, but a hand suddenly emerged from the crowd.
It is the goalkeeper Da Narooma.
After Da Naruma made a save, he used his gluteus maximus and outer thigh muscles to bounce himself off the ground. Wang Duoyu called him an expert after seeing it.
After standing up, Da Naruma took a big stride and rushed to the landing point of the football. Relying on his ability to use his hands, he punched everyone on the head and knocked the football out of the penalty area.
However, to the horror of Da Naruma, the ball, because the landing point has been stopped by other players, he can only barely reach out to hit it.
This made him not fully exert his strength, but just hit the football five or six meters away from the penalty area.
And there, a young man with a "scary" smile on his face was standing there.
Standing outside the penalty area, Li Mingyu saw the football flying towards him, so he couldn't help showing a surprised expression.
I saw Li Mingyu shooting an arrow with a bow outside the penalty area, making a gesture of preparing to volley.
The AC Milan players in the penalty area looked horrified and rushed out one after another, preparing to block Li Mingyu's shot with their flesh and blood.
The two AC Milan players turned their backs quickly, using their broad backs, preparing to bear Li Mingyu's fatal blow.
However, let everyone not think of things.
Li Mingyu didn't get the ball right. He should have used the outer instep of his right foot to volley.
Unexpectedly, the speed at which the ball fell caused Li Mingyu to deviate a bit.
It was true that the outside instep kicked the ball, but it didn't completely catch the football, but kicked the ball high with one kick.
Looking at the football flying high, Li Mingyu felt his face flush.
Fuck, it's so embarrassing!
Li Mingyu turned his head in shame, not daring to look at the ball.
However, suddenly, there was an exclamation from behind him, which made Li Mingyu turn his head curiously.
Because although the ball didn't catch it, it didn't hit the stands directly with an anti-aircraft gun either.
With this football, you can see the height but not the distance.
The football flying high, unexpectedly reached the highest point, and fell towards the goal.
Naruma kept his head up all the time, and he judged that the ball should go out of the baseline.
But what made Da Narumma's face change suddenly was that he felt that the trajectory of this football was a bit weird.
Most Narooma stood on the goal line, looking up at the position of the football, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong.
Finally, the football landed. Sure enough, the ball was still inside the penalty area, and it was already very close to the goal. If no one took care of it, the football might hit the goal directly.
Most Narooma standing on the goal line can only jump up, and use his right hand to prepare to lift the football directly out of the crossbar.
However, the speed and strength of the football falling made Narumma make a small mistake.
Although he lifted the football, he also lifted the football onto the crossbar, but due to the force of the fall, most of Naruma was not able to use his strength.
The football bounced off the crossbar and fell back into the penalty area.
But Naruma felt a little unstable under his feet after holding the ball.
Because of the two consecutive saves just now, his physical strength has been exhausted.
After landing, he felt his legs go limp and almost sat on the ground.
Jesus, who failed for the first shot, appeared in the small penalty area very alertly. Seeing the falling football, he jumped ahead of the defender, jumped to the top, dribbled the ball, and crashed into the goal together.
This goal is simply too magical.
The first is Jesus' shot, which can be said to be a very exciting world wave.
This shot, which could compete for the top ten goals of the week, was saved by Da Naruma.
Narooma got up quickly and kicked the popped football out of the penalty area.
Outside the penalty area, Li Mingyu happened to be standing on the spot where the football landed. He shot a volley that was supposed to be sure, but was hit by an anti-aircraft gun by Li Mingyu.
Seeing the high but not the far shot, everyone felt that the attack was over.
Unexpectedly, the football flying high, when it fell, it hit the AC Milan's goal directly.
The goalkeeper Da Naruma did not dare to neglect, and was ready to jump up and lift the football off the crossbar with his hands.
However, due to the acceleration of gravity, most Naruma can't grasp the speed and strength of the football falling.
Narooma made a mistake in judgment. As a result, although he put the football on the crossbar, the football bounced on the crossbar and fell back into the field.
The clever Jesus seized this opportunity and let this goal that should have belonged to him be only ten seconds late.
A good meal is not afraid of being late!
Gabriel Jesus, who scored the goal, jumped up from the goal with excitement on his face, rushed towards Li Mingyu excitedly, and jumped on his back.
"Li, what a beautiful assist!"
Jesus' words made Li Mingyu embarrassed.
Ma Dan, the surname is hot, who are you satirizing!
The Manchester City players gathered around one after another. They were not too entangled with Jesus' goal. Everyone expressed their "admiration" for Li Mingyu's shot!
"Haha, Li, how did you manage that shot?"
"Li must have gone through precise calculations to hit such a high-quality shot!"
"That's right, at that moment, Li not only calculated the height, strength, angle, but also the acceleration of gravity. Wow, I know so much. You must know that I have never passed physics!"
……
Hearing the ridicule from his teammates, Li Mingyu was so angry that he wanted to pull out his gun!
For Li Mingyu, everyone admired and envied him at the same time. Having such ability and status at such a young age, and being the world's number one, brought more than honor to Li Mingyu.
Even though these teammates admired and respected Li Mingyu very much, when they saw him make a mistake, everyone would still make friendly ridicule.
In fact, when Li Mingyu kicked the football high just now, Guardiola on the sidelines laughed the loudest.
But in the next time, the smile on Guardiola's face froze.
Fuck, is there such an operation?
Although the team scored a goal, Guardiola should be happy, but this kind of comic goal made Guardiola look confused.
Isn't the ball gone, why did he score again.
This sudden goal not only surprised Manchester City, but even AC Milan looked sluggish.
What the hell!
It was windy just now!
Referee, did the ball go out of bounds just now?
AC Milan players protested that the ball had gone out of bounds over the crossbar.
The referee was actually very confused at the time. It was the first time he discovered such a situation after playing the game for so many years.
Immediately, the referee took a look at his watch, because there was feedback from the Hawkeye device on the watch.
Feedback shows that the goal is beyond doubt.
But he forgot that Hawkeye technology is the technology inside the goal. The focus of the debate just now was whether the football has completely crossed the baseline when it was above the crossbar.
The referee had no choice but to choose VAR playback again.
There is indeed a lot of controversy about this ball.
In the end, after watching the replay twice, the referee determined that the football did not cross the baseline as a whole.
After the referee put down the headset, he made a gesture and pointed his finger to the middle circle.
The goal counts.
The Manchester City players breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the goal is counted.
1:2, the Manchester City team in the away game led the score again.
The goal just now made the AC Milan players feel very aggrieved.
What the hell, can you play football well?
However, the goal just now was not considered an assist by Li Mingyu, which made him feel very uncomfortable.
After the re-kick-off, AC Milan's offense seemed weak.
After the opening three tricks, AC Milan seemed a little powerless.
However, AC Milan's defense is doing pretty well. Although Manchester City can always suppress AC Milan's offense, AC Milan, which integrates defense into its blood, did not give Manchester City a good chance to attack.
In the last six games, only when facing Barcelona, Manchester City played at home, and all other games were away games.
The continuous away games made the Manchester City players feel deeply tired.
Li Mingyu did not have the state blessing and physical recovery of the home game, and he also felt that his physical fitness was in a hurry.
In the second half of the game, shortly after the start, some players on both sides experienced cramps.
You know, this is only the second month of the new season, and the game is only halfway through. At this time, there are physical problems.
It can be said that this year's World Cup is a very cruel test for the players.
I believe that many teams this season will suffer from many injuries.
This time, the World Cup in Qatar has already caused complaints before it even started.
It is estimated that if the Middle East region wants to host the World Cup again in the future, it will attract more voices of opposition.
The head coaches of both sides began to deploy troops.
Li Mingyu was not replaced immediately. After all, the current situation is still unclear, and he needs to stay on the court for a while.
Sterling, who ran actively in the first half, was replaced by Bernardo Silva to strengthen the control of the midfield.
The appearance of seat B had an immediate effect.
Manchester City's midfield has completely suppressed AC Milan.
Without the midfield transition, Mandzukic in the frontcourt can only fight alone.
However, Mandzukic, who was exhausted, was quickly replaced by Rebic.
Replaced by the younger and more aggressive Rebic, AC Milan's idea is very simple, let Rebic be a nail in the frontcourt, ready to raid Manchester City's backcourt at any time.
However, the Manchester City team, which has suffered several losses, directly left two defenders in the backcourt, staring at Rebic.
Without the support of the midfield, Rebic is in the frontcourt, and it is almost impossible to get the ball.
Every time, a direct long pass from AC Milan's backcourt will be firmly defended by Manchester City's defenders.
After more than ten minutes, Rebic has hardly been able to touch the ball with his feet, either for the header or on the way to the header.
Even if he drops back to catch the ball, he almost never gets the ball.
The suffocating dominance made AC Milan's players feel overwhelmed.
Li Mingyu in the middle suddenly made a through pass and passed the ball to Mahrez on the side.
Mahrez took advantage of the situation and made a direct cross, sweeping the football to the goal.
Jesus did not touch the ball at the front point, but he shook the goalkeeper and let the football slide past the goalkeeper.
After passing the ball, Li Mingyu quickly inserted and came to the back point.
Just in time, the football slid over from the goal.
Facing the empty goal, Li Mingyu wanted to shoot with his right foot.
Unexpectedly, when the football passed by the sliding door, I wondered if there was a protrusion on the grass in front of the door. As a result, the football suddenly bounced a little while rolling.
When Li Mingyu kicked the football with his right foot, an ironic scene appeared.
It was originally a simple push to shoot the empty goal, but because the football bounced, when Li Mingyu kicked the football with his right foot, the football did not fly directly to the goal, but was kicked in the face by Li Mingyu himself.
However, what made people speechless was that the football that hit Li Mingyu's face bounced back into the goal in a weird way.
Li Mingyu lay on the ground, looking at the football bouncing in the goal with a speechless expression.
Fuck, my face hurts so much, I don't want to get up, it's so embarrassing!
Li Mingyu buried his face in the grass, unwilling to get up for a long time.
This scene scared the head coach Pep Guardiola to ask his team doctor to check if Li Mingyu was injured.
The referee was also taken aback. Holy crap, if Li Mingyu was injured during the game he whistled, then he would be in trouble. Even if Li Mingyu self-harmed, that wouldn't work!
self harm!
Kukuku!
The referee forcibly sullenly tried not to let himself laugh out loud.
In the scene just now, the AC Milan players and fans at the scene, I don't know how many people laughed out loud.
Although he lost the ball, Li Mingyu's performance was really cute and stupid!
Today, Li Mingyu has contributed two performances at the level of a happy comedian.
This time, Li Mingyu was desperate to score a goal by self-mutilation.
After the team doctor came up, seeing that Li Mingyu hadn't raised his head, he was terrified. A sliding shovel came to Li Mingyu's side. Because he was not skilled, the team doctor directly shoveled on Li Mingyu's body.
Congratulations to Che Che for winning the championship. Gua Shuai did not disappoint me. I still need to write one for him in the book about Manchester City's Champions League. Manchester City is so pitiful in this game!Guashuai is fully responsible!
(End of this chapter)
Jesus used his excellent physical fitness to sway the defense behind him, and after half-turning, he volleyed directly.
The football went straight to the dead corner of the goal, and AC Milan's goalkeeper Narooma made a jaw-dropping extreme save.
Seeing that the football was about to turn into the blind corner of the goal, suddenly, there was a big gloved hand in front of the goal. There was no time, and Da Narooma rubbed the football with his fingers.
I saw that the football changed its trajectory slightly, and with Gabriel Jesus' incredible expression on it, it hit hard at the junction of the crossbar and the goal post, and bounced back.
For a while, there was chaos in the penalty area, and players from both sides were pulling and pulling, trying to occupy the football's landing point.
Two or three people jumped high at the same time, but a hand suddenly emerged from the crowd.
It is the goalkeeper Da Narooma.
After Da Naruma made a save, he used his gluteus maximus and outer thigh muscles to bounce himself off the ground. Wang Duoyu called him an expert after seeing it.
After standing up, Da Naruma took a big stride and rushed to the landing point of the football. Relying on his ability to use his hands, he punched everyone on the head and knocked the football out of the penalty area.
However, to the horror of Da Naruma, the ball, because the landing point has been stopped by other players, he can only barely reach out to hit it.
This made him not fully exert his strength, but just hit the football five or six meters away from the penalty area.
And there, a young man with a "scary" smile on his face was standing there.
Standing outside the penalty area, Li Mingyu saw the football flying towards him, so he couldn't help showing a surprised expression.
I saw Li Mingyu shooting an arrow with a bow outside the penalty area, making a gesture of preparing to volley.
The AC Milan players in the penalty area looked horrified and rushed out one after another, preparing to block Li Mingyu's shot with their flesh and blood.
The two AC Milan players turned their backs quickly, using their broad backs, preparing to bear Li Mingyu's fatal blow.
However, let everyone not think of things.
Li Mingyu didn't get the ball right. He should have used the outer instep of his right foot to volley.
Unexpectedly, the speed at which the ball fell caused Li Mingyu to deviate a bit.
It was true that the outside instep kicked the ball, but it didn't completely catch the football, but kicked the ball high with one kick.
Looking at the football flying high, Li Mingyu felt his face flush.
Fuck, it's so embarrassing!
Li Mingyu turned his head in shame, not daring to look at the ball.
However, suddenly, there was an exclamation from behind him, which made Li Mingyu turn his head curiously.
Because although the ball didn't catch it, it didn't hit the stands directly with an anti-aircraft gun either.
With this football, you can see the height but not the distance.
The football flying high, unexpectedly reached the highest point, and fell towards the goal.
Naruma kept his head up all the time, and he judged that the ball should go out of the baseline.
But what made Da Narumma's face change suddenly was that he felt that the trajectory of this football was a bit weird.
Most Narooma stood on the goal line, looking up at the position of the football, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong.
Finally, the football landed. Sure enough, the ball was still inside the penalty area, and it was already very close to the goal. If no one took care of it, the football might hit the goal directly.
Most Narooma standing on the goal line can only jump up, and use his right hand to prepare to lift the football directly out of the crossbar.
However, the speed and strength of the football falling made Narumma make a small mistake.
Although he lifted the football, he also lifted the football onto the crossbar, but due to the force of the fall, most of Naruma was not able to use his strength.
The football bounced off the crossbar and fell back into the penalty area.
But Naruma felt a little unstable under his feet after holding the ball.
Because of the two consecutive saves just now, his physical strength has been exhausted.
After landing, he felt his legs go limp and almost sat on the ground.
Jesus, who failed for the first shot, appeared in the small penalty area very alertly. Seeing the falling football, he jumped ahead of the defender, jumped to the top, dribbled the ball, and crashed into the goal together.
This goal is simply too magical.
The first is Jesus' shot, which can be said to be a very exciting world wave.
This shot, which could compete for the top ten goals of the week, was saved by Da Naruma.
Narooma got up quickly and kicked the popped football out of the penalty area.
Outside the penalty area, Li Mingyu happened to be standing on the spot where the football landed. He shot a volley that was supposed to be sure, but was hit by an anti-aircraft gun by Li Mingyu.
Seeing the high but not the far shot, everyone felt that the attack was over.
Unexpectedly, the football flying high, when it fell, it hit the AC Milan's goal directly.
The goalkeeper Da Naruma did not dare to neglect, and was ready to jump up and lift the football off the crossbar with his hands.
However, due to the acceleration of gravity, most Naruma can't grasp the speed and strength of the football falling.
Narooma made a mistake in judgment. As a result, although he put the football on the crossbar, the football bounced on the crossbar and fell back into the field.
The clever Jesus seized this opportunity and let this goal that should have belonged to him be only ten seconds late.
A good meal is not afraid of being late!
Gabriel Jesus, who scored the goal, jumped up from the goal with excitement on his face, rushed towards Li Mingyu excitedly, and jumped on his back.
"Li, what a beautiful assist!"
Jesus' words made Li Mingyu embarrassed.
Ma Dan, the surname is hot, who are you satirizing!
The Manchester City players gathered around one after another. They were not too entangled with Jesus' goal. Everyone expressed their "admiration" for Li Mingyu's shot!
"Haha, Li, how did you manage that shot?"
"Li must have gone through precise calculations to hit such a high-quality shot!"
"That's right, at that moment, Li not only calculated the height, strength, angle, but also the acceleration of gravity. Wow, I know so much. You must know that I have never passed physics!"
……
Hearing the ridicule from his teammates, Li Mingyu was so angry that he wanted to pull out his gun!
For Li Mingyu, everyone admired and envied him at the same time. Having such ability and status at such a young age, and being the world's number one, brought more than honor to Li Mingyu.
Even though these teammates admired and respected Li Mingyu very much, when they saw him make a mistake, everyone would still make friendly ridicule.
In fact, when Li Mingyu kicked the football high just now, Guardiola on the sidelines laughed the loudest.
But in the next time, the smile on Guardiola's face froze.
Fuck, is there such an operation?
Although the team scored a goal, Guardiola should be happy, but this kind of comic goal made Guardiola look confused.
Isn't the ball gone, why did he score again.
This sudden goal not only surprised Manchester City, but even AC Milan looked sluggish.
What the hell!
It was windy just now!
Referee, did the ball go out of bounds just now?
AC Milan players protested that the ball had gone out of bounds over the crossbar.
The referee was actually very confused at the time. It was the first time he discovered such a situation after playing the game for so many years.
Immediately, the referee took a look at his watch, because there was feedback from the Hawkeye device on the watch.
Feedback shows that the goal is beyond doubt.
But he forgot that Hawkeye technology is the technology inside the goal. The focus of the debate just now was whether the football has completely crossed the baseline when it was above the crossbar.
The referee had no choice but to choose VAR playback again.
There is indeed a lot of controversy about this ball.
In the end, after watching the replay twice, the referee determined that the football did not cross the baseline as a whole.
After the referee put down the headset, he made a gesture and pointed his finger to the middle circle.
The goal counts.
The Manchester City players breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the goal is counted.
1:2, the Manchester City team in the away game led the score again.
The goal just now made the AC Milan players feel very aggrieved.
What the hell, can you play football well?
However, the goal just now was not considered an assist by Li Mingyu, which made him feel very uncomfortable.
After the re-kick-off, AC Milan's offense seemed weak.
After the opening three tricks, AC Milan seemed a little powerless.
However, AC Milan's defense is doing pretty well. Although Manchester City can always suppress AC Milan's offense, AC Milan, which integrates defense into its blood, did not give Manchester City a good chance to attack.
In the last six games, only when facing Barcelona, Manchester City played at home, and all other games were away games.
The continuous away games made the Manchester City players feel deeply tired.
Li Mingyu did not have the state blessing and physical recovery of the home game, and he also felt that his physical fitness was in a hurry.
In the second half of the game, shortly after the start, some players on both sides experienced cramps.
You know, this is only the second month of the new season, and the game is only halfway through. At this time, there are physical problems.
It can be said that this year's World Cup is a very cruel test for the players.
I believe that many teams this season will suffer from many injuries.
This time, the World Cup in Qatar has already caused complaints before it even started.
It is estimated that if the Middle East region wants to host the World Cup again in the future, it will attract more voices of opposition.
The head coaches of both sides began to deploy troops.
Li Mingyu was not replaced immediately. After all, the current situation is still unclear, and he needs to stay on the court for a while.
Sterling, who ran actively in the first half, was replaced by Bernardo Silva to strengthen the control of the midfield.
The appearance of seat B had an immediate effect.
Manchester City's midfield has completely suppressed AC Milan.
Without the midfield transition, Mandzukic in the frontcourt can only fight alone.
However, Mandzukic, who was exhausted, was quickly replaced by Rebic.
Replaced by the younger and more aggressive Rebic, AC Milan's idea is very simple, let Rebic be a nail in the frontcourt, ready to raid Manchester City's backcourt at any time.
However, the Manchester City team, which has suffered several losses, directly left two defenders in the backcourt, staring at Rebic.
Without the support of the midfield, Rebic is in the frontcourt, and it is almost impossible to get the ball.
Every time, a direct long pass from AC Milan's backcourt will be firmly defended by Manchester City's defenders.
After more than ten minutes, Rebic has hardly been able to touch the ball with his feet, either for the header or on the way to the header.
Even if he drops back to catch the ball, he almost never gets the ball.
The suffocating dominance made AC Milan's players feel overwhelmed.
Li Mingyu in the middle suddenly made a through pass and passed the ball to Mahrez on the side.
Mahrez took advantage of the situation and made a direct cross, sweeping the football to the goal.
Jesus did not touch the ball at the front point, but he shook the goalkeeper and let the football slide past the goalkeeper.
After passing the ball, Li Mingyu quickly inserted and came to the back point.
Just in time, the football slid over from the goal.
Facing the empty goal, Li Mingyu wanted to shoot with his right foot.
Unexpectedly, when the football passed by the sliding door, I wondered if there was a protrusion on the grass in front of the door. As a result, the football suddenly bounced a little while rolling.
When Li Mingyu kicked the football with his right foot, an ironic scene appeared.
It was originally a simple push to shoot the empty goal, but because the football bounced, when Li Mingyu kicked the football with his right foot, the football did not fly directly to the goal, but was kicked in the face by Li Mingyu himself.
However, what made people speechless was that the football that hit Li Mingyu's face bounced back into the goal in a weird way.
Li Mingyu lay on the ground, looking at the football bouncing in the goal with a speechless expression.
Fuck, my face hurts so much, I don't want to get up, it's so embarrassing!
Li Mingyu buried his face in the grass, unwilling to get up for a long time.
This scene scared the head coach Pep Guardiola to ask his team doctor to check if Li Mingyu was injured.
The referee was also taken aback. Holy crap, if Li Mingyu was injured during the game he whistled, then he would be in trouble. Even if Li Mingyu self-harmed, that wouldn't work!
self harm!
Kukuku!
The referee forcibly sullenly tried not to let himself laugh out loud.
In the scene just now, the AC Milan players and fans at the scene, I don't know how many people laughed out loud.
Although he lost the ball, Li Mingyu's performance was really cute and stupid!
Today, Li Mingyu has contributed two performances at the level of a happy comedian.
This time, Li Mingyu was desperate to score a goal by self-mutilation.
After the team doctor came up, seeing that Li Mingyu hadn't raised his head, he was terrified. A sliding shovel came to Li Mingyu's side. Because he was not skilled, the team doctor directly shoveled on Li Mingyu's body.
Congratulations to Che Che for winning the championship. Gua Shuai did not disappoint me. I still need to write one for him in the book about Manchester City's Champions League. Manchester City is so pitiful in this game!Guashuai is fully responsible!
(End of this chapter)
