Chapter 183 The Cow Is Angry
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Tan Suan Yu Lei
Chapter 183 The Cow Is Angry
Vladimir froze.
He looked left and right, and rubbed his eyes, thinking he was dreaming.
"Where's the wine?"
"Where's my wine?"
"What about my big bottle of wine?"
Vladimir turned around three times, and even turned over under the car, but he still couldn't find the bottle of rum he lost.
Vladimir is going crazy, wine is the source of life for him, and now that the source of life is gone, it is equivalent to losing half of his life.
"Where's my wine?" Vladimir's eyes were red.
"Davari, do you see that?"
Zhang Tuohai pointed to the cliff.
Vladimir looked in the direction Zhang Tuohai pointed.
He found that on the cliff, there was a red-faced macaque, holding a branch in one hand and holding Vladimir's bottle of rum in the other.
Seeing this scene made Vladimir very angry.
The last guy who dared to steal his wine has become fertilizer, and now there are still beasts who dare to do this?
Vladimir raised his hand and pulled out the Makarov pistol on his waist, and repeatedly pulled the trigger at the red-faced macaque.
Bang bang bang!
A series of bullets were precisely shot at the side of the red-faced macaque, drawing a silhouette of a macaque on the cliff.
"Squeak-"
The red-faced macaque screamed, quickly climbed up the cliff and ran away with rum in hand.
"Davari, your stroke marksmanship is perfect. You ran out of magazines and didn't get a single shot. Did you work too hard last night and your hands shook?"
Zhang Tuohai laughed at the side.
"I didn't drink alcohol. If I drank alcohol, I guarantee a headshot." Vladimir said angrily.
"No, I have never been wronged so much, I want to get that bottle back!"
"Let's go, let's go and have a look together."
Zhang Tuohai looked around and saw that there was no other way, so he decided to take a look along the road and help Vladimir find wine by the way.
He always felt that this monkey was not as simple as stealing wine casually.
There may even be clues to some branch lines.
Anyway, it's all on the way, and there is no loss.
"Okay, even if I dig three feet into the ground, I'll get that bottle of wine back. If it dares to drink my wine, I'll throw it out of its nest."
Vladimir said angrily.
Seeing Vladimir's angry look, Zhang Tuohai could not help but mourn for the red-faced macaque for three seconds.
You say it's not good to offend anyone, you have to offend the bear.
Now the old nest is not safe.
"Go, go, follow me, don't fall behind."
Zhang Tuohai greeted the two people behind him.
"By the way, close the car windows, and don't be caught by monkeys."
Zhang Tuohai glanced at the top of the cliff.
I found that there were occasional black shadows passing by, like the shadows of macaques.
"understand!"
"Roger that!"
A group of people drove on the road.
Although the mountain road is winding, it is not difficult to walk.
Four people can break into the second world. They are already familiar with this kind of road section, and it is not dangerous at all.
However, if you think that everything will be fine like this, you are wrong.
On the cliff, a few macaques popped up, throwing a few stones down from time to time, causing the roof of the car to ping-pong-pong.
Zhang Tuohai frowned seeing these macaques hitting the roof of the car recklessly.
His car is not afraid of these rocks, but the solar charging panels on the roof can't stand it.
In case the charging board is smashed, he has no place to cry.
He pulled out his AK74, ready to teach these macaques a lesson.
Vladimir was even more furious, and directly took out the AKM and started shooting at it.
However, these macaques are very cunning, they don't show their heads at all, and they just throw stones down after a short glance.
Wladimir fired so many shots that they all hit the empty space.
"These damn things."
Zhang Tuohai also got really angry, but he couldn't reach those monkeys.
"How do you get those guys down?"
Zhang Tuohai frowned and thought.
Suddenly, he thought of an idea.
"Zhao Wanwan, is it because any creature will not take the initiative to attack after seeing you?"
"I haven't tried this yet, but all the animals I've seen are like this." Zhao Wanwan said.
Then open your car windows and get those macaques down.
"let me try."
Zhao Wanwan said.
"Vladimir, stop first, I have a solution."
Zhang Tuohai shouted at Vladimir.
"No, I'm going to kill them." Vladimir's eyes were red.
"You can't do this. Follow what I said, and make sure to get your wine back." Zhang Tuohai said.
"Okay, then I'll listen to you." Hearing the wine, Vladimir became more sober and stopped the gun in his hand.
The convoy stopped its attack.
Zhao Wanwan lowered the car window, took out an apple, and waved it at the group of macaques.
"That's my apple." Cow Mick wailed.
"I'm just borrowing it. If you talk too much, I'll give you all your apples." Zhao Wanwan gave Mick a white look.
"It's over, it's over, when you have a new love, you forget the old love." Mick wailed.
"You're content." Polly the parrot landed on Mick's head, "You're just missing a few apples, and I've even prepared the recipe. I'll tell you how I will die in the future. The first step, Prepare a pot of hot water first..."
"Shut up!" Zhao Wanwan hit Polly's head with the rolling pin in her hand, and then continued to greet the macaques with an apple.
"Squeak-squeak--"
Seeing the apple in Zhao Wanwan's hand, the hearts of the group of macaques throbbed abnormally.
However, due to the previous firepower, those macaques just waited and watched, and no one dared to go down.
However, there are no monkeys throwing stones.
Seeing the effect, Zhang Tuohai was overjoyed.
He sent some bananas to Zhao Wanwan.
"If you work harder, you will succeed."
"Understood." Zhao Wanwan also took the banana in her hands.
Seeing the extra bananas, a little macaque finally couldn't stand the temptation and rushed down the cliff.
He got into Zhao Wanwan's car, snatched the banana from Zhao Wanwan's hand, and ate it in big mouthfuls.
"Don't do it first, lure them all down and talk about it."
Zhang Tuohai exhorted.
"I understand." Zhao Wanwan continued to take out other fruits, luring the macaques.
Seeing that the little macaque was unharmed, the rest of the macaques couldn't bear the temptation, rushed up one after another, got into the car, and began to compete for the fruit in Zhao Wanwan's hand.
Zhao Wanwan silently raised the car window.
Then he said to Mick and other animals: "It's time to use you, do it!"
After receiving Zhao Wanwan's order, Mick and other animals couldn't bear it anymore and rushed forward.
Mick was the first to step on a macaque that was eating an apple, and the big hoof directly trampled the macaque half to death.
Mick roared angrily: "Tell you to eat my apple!"
(End of this chapter)
Vladimir froze.
He looked left and right, and rubbed his eyes, thinking he was dreaming.
"Where's the wine?"
"Where's my wine?"
"What about my big bottle of wine?"
Vladimir turned around three times, and even turned over under the car, but he still couldn't find the bottle of rum he lost.
Vladimir is going crazy, wine is the source of life for him, and now that the source of life is gone, it is equivalent to losing half of his life.
"Where's my wine?" Vladimir's eyes were red.
"Davari, do you see that?"
Zhang Tuohai pointed to the cliff.
Vladimir looked in the direction Zhang Tuohai pointed.
He found that on the cliff, there was a red-faced macaque, holding a branch in one hand and holding Vladimir's bottle of rum in the other.
Seeing this scene made Vladimir very angry.
The last guy who dared to steal his wine has become fertilizer, and now there are still beasts who dare to do this?
Vladimir raised his hand and pulled out the Makarov pistol on his waist, and repeatedly pulled the trigger at the red-faced macaque.
Bang bang bang!
A series of bullets were precisely shot at the side of the red-faced macaque, drawing a silhouette of a macaque on the cliff.
"Squeak-"
The red-faced macaque screamed, quickly climbed up the cliff and ran away with rum in hand.
"Davari, your stroke marksmanship is perfect. You ran out of magazines and didn't get a single shot. Did you work too hard last night and your hands shook?"
Zhang Tuohai laughed at the side.
"I didn't drink alcohol. If I drank alcohol, I guarantee a headshot." Vladimir said angrily.
"No, I have never been wronged so much, I want to get that bottle back!"
"Let's go, let's go and have a look together."
Zhang Tuohai looked around and saw that there was no other way, so he decided to take a look along the road and help Vladimir find wine by the way.
He always felt that this monkey was not as simple as stealing wine casually.
There may even be clues to some branch lines.
Anyway, it's all on the way, and there is no loss.
"Okay, even if I dig three feet into the ground, I'll get that bottle of wine back. If it dares to drink my wine, I'll throw it out of its nest."
Vladimir said angrily.
Seeing Vladimir's angry look, Zhang Tuohai could not help but mourn for the red-faced macaque for three seconds.
You say it's not good to offend anyone, you have to offend the bear.
Now the old nest is not safe.
"Go, go, follow me, don't fall behind."
Zhang Tuohai greeted the two people behind him.
"By the way, close the car windows, and don't be caught by monkeys."
Zhang Tuohai glanced at the top of the cliff.
I found that there were occasional black shadows passing by, like the shadows of macaques.
"understand!"
"Roger that!"
A group of people drove on the road.
Although the mountain road is winding, it is not difficult to walk.
Four people can break into the second world. They are already familiar with this kind of road section, and it is not dangerous at all.
However, if you think that everything will be fine like this, you are wrong.
On the cliff, a few macaques popped up, throwing a few stones down from time to time, causing the roof of the car to ping-pong-pong.
Zhang Tuohai frowned seeing these macaques hitting the roof of the car recklessly.
His car is not afraid of these rocks, but the solar charging panels on the roof can't stand it.
In case the charging board is smashed, he has no place to cry.
He pulled out his AK74, ready to teach these macaques a lesson.
Vladimir was even more furious, and directly took out the AKM and started shooting at it.
However, these macaques are very cunning, they don't show their heads at all, and they just throw stones down after a short glance.
Wladimir fired so many shots that they all hit the empty space.
"These damn things."
Zhang Tuohai also got really angry, but he couldn't reach those monkeys.
"How do you get those guys down?"
Zhang Tuohai frowned and thought.
Suddenly, he thought of an idea.
"Zhao Wanwan, is it because any creature will not take the initiative to attack after seeing you?"
"I haven't tried this yet, but all the animals I've seen are like this." Zhao Wanwan said.
Then open your car windows and get those macaques down.
"let me try."
Zhao Wanwan said.
"Vladimir, stop first, I have a solution."
Zhang Tuohai shouted at Vladimir.
"No, I'm going to kill them." Vladimir's eyes were red.
"You can't do this. Follow what I said, and make sure to get your wine back." Zhang Tuohai said.
"Okay, then I'll listen to you." Hearing the wine, Vladimir became more sober and stopped the gun in his hand.
The convoy stopped its attack.
Zhao Wanwan lowered the car window, took out an apple, and waved it at the group of macaques.
"That's my apple." Cow Mick wailed.
"I'm just borrowing it. If you talk too much, I'll give you all your apples." Zhao Wanwan gave Mick a white look.
"It's over, it's over, when you have a new love, you forget the old love." Mick wailed.
"You're content." Polly the parrot landed on Mick's head, "You're just missing a few apples, and I've even prepared the recipe. I'll tell you how I will die in the future. The first step, Prepare a pot of hot water first..."
"Shut up!" Zhao Wanwan hit Polly's head with the rolling pin in her hand, and then continued to greet the macaques with an apple.
"Squeak-squeak--"
Seeing the apple in Zhao Wanwan's hand, the hearts of the group of macaques throbbed abnormally.
However, due to the previous firepower, those macaques just waited and watched, and no one dared to go down.
However, there are no monkeys throwing stones.
Seeing the effect, Zhang Tuohai was overjoyed.
He sent some bananas to Zhao Wanwan.
"If you work harder, you will succeed."
"Understood." Zhao Wanwan also took the banana in her hands.
Seeing the extra bananas, a little macaque finally couldn't stand the temptation and rushed down the cliff.
He got into Zhao Wanwan's car, snatched the banana from Zhao Wanwan's hand, and ate it in big mouthfuls.
"Don't do it first, lure them all down and talk about it."
Zhang Tuohai exhorted.
"I understand." Zhao Wanwan continued to take out other fruits, luring the macaques.
Seeing that the little macaque was unharmed, the rest of the macaques couldn't bear the temptation, rushed up one after another, got into the car, and began to compete for the fruit in Zhao Wanwan's hand.
Zhao Wanwan silently raised the car window.
Then he said to Mick and other animals: "It's time to use you, do it!"
After receiving Zhao Wanwan's order, Mick and other animals couldn't bear it anymore and rushed forward.
Mick was the first to step on a macaque that was eating an apple, and the big hoof directly trampled the macaque half to death.
Mick roared angrily: "Tell you to eat my apple!"
(End of this chapter)
