Chapter 264 Lost Butt, Pregnant?
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Shuang Tian Sha Mo
Chapter 264 Lost Butt, Pregnant?
"Tactical interludes! Hurry up and tactical interleave! We can't let those guys who play rep stand in the front! Those dogs don't leave us anything!"
In the western war zone, a full-strength contractor shouted. Seeing his exhausted appearance, if the sound was ignored, some people would definitely think that this was a very heroic scene.
But in fact, it was just because another group of contractors shouted slogans, and their movements were uniform, and the abyss monsters fell down like cutting wheat. This scene made the scattered contractors envious, and they couldn't get in at all.
From their point of view, the fallen ones are not from monsters, they are obviously a lot of soul coins!
It is their hope to become stronger!
But, damn it, you can't catch any of them behind this herd of animals!
If one can't be caught, then wouldn't they come in vain?
The most important thing is that these guys are all the regular army of the Wuhun Empire. Although they are also contractors, they are not comparable to them in terms of standpoint.
Of course, it's not that they love freedom and don't want to join. The main reason is that people despise them as abstract guys. Taking them out will not only lose the face of the empire, but also easily cause trouble.
Just like in the northwest war zone, the people who saw Yin Moshang nearly cried.
There are only a few veterans who can fight back and forth with them.
"I wipe, what is that!"
Suddenly, a contractor pointed to the sky, and a terrifying crack appeared there!
"I'll rub it! This, this, this... I have established this shape, how about you, brothers?"
"??? Don't be too outrageous!"
"Yes! How can we be so full of that piece of meat? You should learn from me and be a sage."
"Shit, have you entered the post-event sage mode? This is even more outrageous!"
"Horror! I know why the empress family doesn't want you anymore. That's all, I don't want to pay you any money!"
"It's hard to disagree. A human's XP system can be inhuman, but it can't be so evil!"
"I don't really agree with what you said. First of all, it's not 'you' but 'us' that the empress dislikes us! You guys are no exception!"
"Stop arguing here, haven't you guys seen it? There's actually a person behind the crack in the acupoint!"
"You just wanted to say a word that is easy to harmonize, right? Also, this space crack seems to be artificially opened, so is there anyone who is strange?"
"... Makes sense, but that guy looks so strong."
"Let's talk about useless nonsense, believe it or not? It's us weak chickens who can open space cracks?"
"What does that guy want?"
What makes the contractor strange is that after the space rift opened, did the people inside have any problems, and they kept watching there, and they still used their soul power.
This soul power swept across a person, and he didn't know if he was in a panic.
But in fact it is not. Even though Abyssal Sage Monarch didn't believe that there are so many first-level god-level powerhouses in this world after he was slumped at Zhenyue, he still became cautious from the heart.
He had to make sure that there was really no one who couldn't see through, so he would put the Abyss Emperor into the arena.
After all, there are not many strong men at the level of Ghost Emperor in the abyss, and losing one is enough for him to feel heartbroken.
Of course, only a little bit.
These emperors sound good, but it is not difficult to create another one. The difficulty is to find someone with enough talent.
Only with sufficient talent can one soar into the sky with the assistance of Abyss and reach one's own limit.
The soul force swept the ground, and did not find anyone who could not see through, very good.
The abyss sage nodded secretly.
Then there is the sky.
The sky is the battlefield of the strong.
This is where he is most cautious.
But before he could take a closer look, his complexion changed.
Because his sixth sense is frantically calling the police!
To die!
Without any hesitation, the abyss sage immediately closed the space, and then fled away, not even daring to stay in the original position.
But even though he had already reacted quickly, he did not completely escape under Gu Yuena's careful ambush.
I saw a silver dragon claw cut through the space, forcefully removed a piece of the abyss sage's butt across two worlds.
After all, if he was running away, his back must be facing backwards, and the paw brushed off the edge, which coincidentally took away a piece of meat from the buttocks.
"what!!!!"
The abyss sage controls the entire abyss, so he naturally has his own life-saving ability, but it takes a little time to use it, and it is this little time that makes him lose his ass.
The abyss sage, who had never suffered such humiliation, was naturally blown out of anger. This roar spread throughout the abyss, making all abyssal creatures tremble, for fear of becoming the sage's punching bag.
This is fatal!
On the other side, Gu Yuena put the ass in her claws into the soul guide in disgust, feeling a little disappointed. When the abyss sage appeared, she had her eyes on him. This is definitely a big fish!
But because of the gap in the space, although it seems to be in front of her, she can't estimate the actual distance accurately.
So for the sake of commissioning, she chose to hide it, which is why the Abyss Sage Monarch has observed her for so long but did not find her.
In order to succeed in one blow, she waited until she was next to the crack before starting to strike, but she never thought that the opponent was more cautious than she thought, and a layer of space was isolated behind the crack in space, which made her unfortunately miss.
How could Gu Yuena be happy after losing such a big fish.
She has a certain understanding of this abyss sage, but it is only recently.
First of all, the abyss sage alone can cover most of her debts, and then there is an abyss world behind him, which is also worth a lot of money.
Maybe she can not only repay the debt, but also revive several dragon kings.
It's a pity that only a little meat was scraped off, and if she didn't make a profit, she was a loss, and she was blown up.
However, there are some gains.
After cleaning her claws several times with divine power, Gu Yuena turned around and entered the battlefield.
Except for killing a few title-level abyss monsters at the beginning of the battle, she didn't make any further moves in order to wait for the big fish to take the bait. Now that the big fish has cut the line, she has startled the nest, so she naturally didn't wait any longer necessary.
Because it is impossible for any big fish to take the bait anymore.
Now, those remaining strong monsters suffered a fatal blow immediately.
In front of the god-king class, no matter what level of monsters, they can be easily taken away.
After a while, the entire battlefield was wiped out by Gu Yuena's high-end combat power.
All that was left was the sad eyes of the contractors.
After all, the abyss sage already knew the combat power situation here, so it was naturally impossible to send follow-up monsters, and he himself was injured and needed to recuperate. So far, his large-scale attack this time was a complete failure.
It's hard to say whether I will have another chance in the future.
After all, he really didn't expect that after so many years of fighting in the world of Douluo, there would be so many outrageously strong guys appearing quietly.
With these guys around, he still has a chance in the abyss.
Even using the crowd tactics is useless.
In front of this kind of powerhouse, those low-end combat powers are useless no matter how many they are.
You can send people to consume, but you can't keep them if they leave when they are tired.
Therefore, the road of storming directly became a dead end.
Generally speaking, the battle is coming to an end, and all that remains to be done is to clean up the remaining monsters.
This made many contractors couldn't help but sigh, who can kill such a few monsters?
This kind of attitude made even soldiers who had a certain understanding of their abstraction couldn't help being horrified, because they were not without casualties, but in the eyes of these people, they didn't see the slightest sadness of the death of their comrades-in-arms, and even some guys He even insulted the corpse!
They pick off the pants of other people's corpses on the battlefield, and then laugh at other people's capital!
This kind of behavior is simply unreasonable!Can't understand it either!
They don't have the slightest awe of death!
The soldiers in this kind of team didn't like the idea of getting closer. Even though they were really strong, as strong as ten of them, they couldn't stand this kind of ruthlessness.
The person who was chatting with you just now is now exposing the dead body in the wilderness, don't you guys show any signs of it?
Of course, all the contractors expressed that after they snatched the monster's corpse, they began to fight for the contractor's corpse.
After all, these can also be sold for a lot of soul coins, and if you grab them, you can earn them.
This made the soldiers think that they were not so cold-blooded at first, but they really thought too much.
Because they saw two people robbing a corpse next, but no one could rob it, so they shared it equally.
Literally split equally, the kind that even the dicks are split equally.
True one half.
This scene has more impact than the previous ones.
His deplorable behavior is simply outrageous!
The contractors said to this, what's the matter, we have a moral bottom line, these things are just trivial things, and these guys are not really dead, once they recover in Soul Master Paradise, the corpses here will soon be They sell themselves.
Paradise will take the corpses directly from the battlefield.
What they have to do is to take advantage of the late death of a few unlucky ones, and take the dozens and hundreds of Ws on the ground into their pockets.
After all, who is not selling?
Those who die late have this awareness.
So many of them will pre-purchase the transportation service of the remains, send them back directly after death, and then sell them.
At least I can pay back a little bit of money.
After all, resurrection is the full price plus service fees, but the recovery is only one-tenth, which is only the life energy of the body, and repairing the soul is another expense.
The price difference between these is too big to be imagined.
But after all, it's resurrection, so it's normal for it to be expensive, right?
But they do have a certain bottom line, male contractors will only start with male corpses, and female corpses can only be handed over to women.
But most of the female contractors are not so abstract, so it is okay to collect the corpses, but basically no one can do things like splitting them equally.
······
Douyi world
Although the tattooed rabbit is strong in combat, it is still vulnerable to the absolute difference in strength. When it is time to lie down, it still has to lie down.
Afterwards, he didn't have a cigarette, but took out his Wuhun and went to his fish pond to smoke a few sticks.
After laying the nest, Jiang Qianhai sat down and waited for a while. During the waiting process, Jiang Qianhai took the time to check the park's inventory.
After feeling it for a while, Jiang Qianhai smiled slightly.
Now the size of the Paradise has surpassed the Douyi World, and even the God Realm. The Thunder that fought against Jiang Qianhai back then was as powerful as a one-star Fighting Saint. Now, with the support of the soul power of the Emperor Realm, the Soul Master Paradise already has The hard power of Nine Star Dou Sheng.
But the gap from the Emperor Realm is a bit big.
Overall, the future is promising.
Seeing that Wozi was running out of time to lure fish, Jiang Qianhai lowered his rod decisively, because he knew that the fish here were not small, so he went straight to the big hook.
He didn't use his Wuhun bait, because he usually didn't use that kind of foul method.
Except in special cases.
The sun was shining brightly today, and Jiang Qianhai had a premonition that he would be blessed with auspiciousness, and this time he must gain a lot.
Sure enough, within 3 minutes, there was movement from the float.
Suddenly, the whole buoy was submerged in the water, Jiang Qianhai's eyes must have been right now!
swoosh~
Lifting the fishing rod suddenly, he felt a sense of weight in his hand.
This is a hit!
It just doesn't seem too big.
With a slight force in the hand, the whole fish flew up.
When he first met the fish, Jiang Qianhai was taken aback. One reason was that the fish in his hand looked so familiar, and it was also a koi, just like the one he had caught twice and triggered a small surprise twice.
The second is because of the [Ding~] sound in my head
The same koi also triggered a small surprise, and the three koi Jiang Qianhai feels that their textures are similar. Although it is unlikely, is this too coincidental?
Is koi really that special?
Do you want me to directly open a new pond to raise koi?
In this case, wouldn't the daily little surprises be softened?
After thinking about it, Jiang Qianhai thought he could give it a try.
Gently put the koi back into the water, and gave it some of his own high-end martial arts bait, Jiang Qianhai then prepared to see what the little surprise was.
"Qian Hai! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!"
At this moment, Zhu Zhuqing ran over, the joy on her face was visible to the naked eye.
"What! Really pregnant? Who is pregnant?"
Jiang Qianhai hugged Zhu Zhuqing and asked in surprise.
After all these years, finally there is one!This is really a koi apparition!
But the world awareness ball should also have some credit.
Regarding Jiang Qianhai's question, Zhu Zhuqing smiled and did not say clearly, but pulled him towards the house.
Jiang Qianhai couldn't wait to know who was pregnant, and even guessed in his heart.
When he came to the house, Jiang Qianhai found that everyone was there, even Xiao Wu who had been lying down for a while, and the busy Bibi Dong and Ning Rongrong.
Not only them, but Father Jiang and Mother Jiang were also there, and they couldn't hide the smiles on their faces.
Jiang Qianhai expressed his understanding of this.
Moreover, Jiang Qianhai guessed that the biggest possibility was Xiao Wu, after all, she was the most diligent during this time.
"Father, who is pregnant?"
Seeing Jiang Qianhai's anxious appearance, Jiang's father laughed, while Jiang's mother pursed her lips and gently rubbed her stomach, saying in a warm voice:
"it's me."
Jiang Qianhai:? ? ?
He froze, then understood.
No wonder you guys are smiling so much!
Thank you Xuan Zhiyun for the 100 point coins rewarded!
(End of this chapter)
"Tactical interludes! Hurry up and tactical interleave! We can't let those guys who play rep stand in the front! Those dogs don't leave us anything!"
In the western war zone, a full-strength contractor shouted. Seeing his exhausted appearance, if the sound was ignored, some people would definitely think that this was a very heroic scene.
But in fact, it was just because another group of contractors shouted slogans, and their movements were uniform, and the abyss monsters fell down like cutting wheat. This scene made the scattered contractors envious, and they couldn't get in at all.
From their point of view, the fallen ones are not from monsters, they are obviously a lot of soul coins!
It is their hope to become stronger!
But, damn it, you can't catch any of them behind this herd of animals!
If one can't be caught, then wouldn't they come in vain?
The most important thing is that these guys are all the regular army of the Wuhun Empire. Although they are also contractors, they are not comparable to them in terms of standpoint.
Of course, it's not that they love freedom and don't want to join. The main reason is that people despise them as abstract guys. Taking them out will not only lose the face of the empire, but also easily cause trouble.
Just like in the northwest war zone, the people who saw Yin Moshang nearly cried.
There are only a few veterans who can fight back and forth with them.
"I wipe, what is that!"
Suddenly, a contractor pointed to the sky, and a terrifying crack appeared there!
"I'll rub it! This, this, this... I have established this shape, how about you, brothers?"
"??? Don't be too outrageous!"
"Yes! How can we be so full of that piece of meat? You should learn from me and be a sage."
"Shit, have you entered the post-event sage mode? This is even more outrageous!"
"Horror! I know why the empress family doesn't want you anymore. That's all, I don't want to pay you any money!"
"It's hard to disagree. A human's XP system can be inhuman, but it can't be so evil!"
"I don't really agree with what you said. First of all, it's not 'you' but 'us' that the empress dislikes us! You guys are no exception!"
"Stop arguing here, haven't you guys seen it? There's actually a person behind the crack in the acupoint!"
"You just wanted to say a word that is easy to harmonize, right? Also, this space crack seems to be artificially opened, so is there anyone who is strange?"
"... Makes sense, but that guy looks so strong."
"Let's talk about useless nonsense, believe it or not? It's us weak chickens who can open space cracks?"
"What does that guy want?"
What makes the contractor strange is that after the space rift opened, did the people inside have any problems, and they kept watching there, and they still used their soul power.
This soul power swept across a person, and he didn't know if he was in a panic.
But in fact it is not. Even though Abyssal Sage Monarch didn't believe that there are so many first-level god-level powerhouses in this world after he was slumped at Zhenyue, he still became cautious from the heart.
He had to make sure that there was really no one who couldn't see through, so he would put the Abyss Emperor into the arena.
After all, there are not many strong men at the level of Ghost Emperor in the abyss, and losing one is enough for him to feel heartbroken.
Of course, only a little bit.
These emperors sound good, but it is not difficult to create another one. The difficulty is to find someone with enough talent.
Only with sufficient talent can one soar into the sky with the assistance of Abyss and reach one's own limit.
The soul force swept the ground, and did not find anyone who could not see through, very good.
The abyss sage nodded secretly.
Then there is the sky.
The sky is the battlefield of the strong.
This is where he is most cautious.
But before he could take a closer look, his complexion changed.
Because his sixth sense is frantically calling the police!
To die!
Without any hesitation, the abyss sage immediately closed the space, and then fled away, not even daring to stay in the original position.
But even though he had already reacted quickly, he did not completely escape under Gu Yuena's careful ambush.
I saw a silver dragon claw cut through the space, forcefully removed a piece of the abyss sage's butt across two worlds.
After all, if he was running away, his back must be facing backwards, and the paw brushed off the edge, which coincidentally took away a piece of meat from the buttocks.
"what!!!!"
The abyss sage controls the entire abyss, so he naturally has his own life-saving ability, but it takes a little time to use it, and it is this little time that makes him lose his ass.
The abyss sage, who had never suffered such humiliation, was naturally blown out of anger. This roar spread throughout the abyss, making all abyssal creatures tremble, for fear of becoming the sage's punching bag.
This is fatal!
On the other side, Gu Yuena put the ass in her claws into the soul guide in disgust, feeling a little disappointed. When the abyss sage appeared, she had her eyes on him. This is definitely a big fish!
But because of the gap in the space, although it seems to be in front of her, she can't estimate the actual distance accurately.
So for the sake of commissioning, she chose to hide it, which is why the Abyss Sage Monarch has observed her for so long but did not find her.
In order to succeed in one blow, she waited until she was next to the crack before starting to strike, but she never thought that the opponent was more cautious than she thought, and a layer of space was isolated behind the crack in space, which made her unfortunately miss.
How could Gu Yuena be happy after losing such a big fish.
She has a certain understanding of this abyss sage, but it is only recently.
First of all, the abyss sage alone can cover most of her debts, and then there is an abyss world behind him, which is also worth a lot of money.
Maybe she can not only repay the debt, but also revive several dragon kings.
It's a pity that only a little meat was scraped off, and if she didn't make a profit, she was a loss, and she was blown up.
However, there are some gains.
After cleaning her claws several times with divine power, Gu Yuena turned around and entered the battlefield.
Except for killing a few title-level abyss monsters at the beginning of the battle, she didn't make any further moves in order to wait for the big fish to take the bait. Now that the big fish has cut the line, she has startled the nest, so she naturally didn't wait any longer necessary.
Because it is impossible for any big fish to take the bait anymore.
Now, those remaining strong monsters suffered a fatal blow immediately.
In front of the god-king class, no matter what level of monsters, they can be easily taken away.
After a while, the entire battlefield was wiped out by Gu Yuena's high-end combat power.
All that was left was the sad eyes of the contractors.
After all, the abyss sage already knew the combat power situation here, so it was naturally impossible to send follow-up monsters, and he himself was injured and needed to recuperate. So far, his large-scale attack this time was a complete failure.
It's hard to say whether I will have another chance in the future.
After all, he really didn't expect that after so many years of fighting in the world of Douluo, there would be so many outrageously strong guys appearing quietly.
With these guys around, he still has a chance in the abyss.
Even using the crowd tactics is useless.
In front of this kind of powerhouse, those low-end combat powers are useless no matter how many they are.
You can send people to consume, but you can't keep them if they leave when they are tired.
Therefore, the road of storming directly became a dead end.
Generally speaking, the battle is coming to an end, and all that remains to be done is to clean up the remaining monsters.
This made many contractors couldn't help but sigh, who can kill such a few monsters?
This kind of attitude made even soldiers who had a certain understanding of their abstraction couldn't help being horrified, because they were not without casualties, but in the eyes of these people, they didn't see the slightest sadness of the death of their comrades-in-arms, and even some guys He even insulted the corpse!
They pick off the pants of other people's corpses on the battlefield, and then laugh at other people's capital!
This kind of behavior is simply unreasonable!Can't understand it either!
They don't have the slightest awe of death!
The soldiers in this kind of team didn't like the idea of getting closer. Even though they were really strong, as strong as ten of them, they couldn't stand this kind of ruthlessness.
The person who was chatting with you just now is now exposing the dead body in the wilderness, don't you guys show any signs of it?
Of course, all the contractors expressed that after they snatched the monster's corpse, they began to fight for the contractor's corpse.
After all, these can also be sold for a lot of soul coins, and if you grab them, you can earn them.
This made the soldiers think that they were not so cold-blooded at first, but they really thought too much.
Because they saw two people robbing a corpse next, but no one could rob it, so they shared it equally.
Literally split equally, the kind that even the dicks are split equally.
True one half.
This scene has more impact than the previous ones.
His deplorable behavior is simply outrageous!
The contractors said to this, what's the matter, we have a moral bottom line, these things are just trivial things, and these guys are not really dead, once they recover in Soul Master Paradise, the corpses here will soon be They sell themselves.
Paradise will take the corpses directly from the battlefield.
What they have to do is to take advantage of the late death of a few unlucky ones, and take the dozens and hundreds of Ws on the ground into their pockets.
After all, who is not selling?
Those who die late have this awareness.
So many of them will pre-purchase the transportation service of the remains, send them back directly after death, and then sell them.
At least I can pay back a little bit of money.
After all, resurrection is the full price plus service fees, but the recovery is only one-tenth, which is only the life energy of the body, and repairing the soul is another expense.
The price difference between these is too big to be imagined.
But after all, it's resurrection, so it's normal for it to be expensive, right?
But they do have a certain bottom line, male contractors will only start with male corpses, and female corpses can only be handed over to women.
But most of the female contractors are not so abstract, so it is okay to collect the corpses, but basically no one can do things like splitting them equally.
······
Douyi world
Although the tattooed rabbit is strong in combat, it is still vulnerable to the absolute difference in strength. When it is time to lie down, it still has to lie down.
Afterwards, he didn't have a cigarette, but took out his Wuhun and went to his fish pond to smoke a few sticks.
After laying the nest, Jiang Qianhai sat down and waited for a while. During the waiting process, Jiang Qianhai took the time to check the park's inventory.
After feeling it for a while, Jiang Qianhai smiled slightly.
Now the size of the Paradise has surpassed the Douyi World, and even the God Realm. The Thunder that fought against Jiang Qianhai back then was as powerful as a one-star Fighting Saint. Now, with the support of the soul power of the Emperor Realm, the Soul Master Paradise already has The hard power of Nine Star Dou Sheng.
But the gap from the Emperor Realm is a bit big.
Overall, the future is promising.
Seeing that Wozi was running out of time to lure fish, Jiang Qianhai lowered his rod decisively, because he knew that the fish here were not small, so he went straight to the big hook.
He didn't use his Wuhun bait, because he usually didn't use that kind of foul method.
Except in special cases.
The sun was shining brightly today, and Jiang Qianhai had a premonition that he would be blessed with auspiciousness, and this time he must gain a lot.
Sure enough, within 3 minutes, there was movement from the float.
Suddenly, the whole buoy was submerged in the water, Jiang Qianhai's eyes must have been right now!
swoosh~
Lifting the fishing rod suddenly, he felt a sense of weight in his hand.
This is a hit!
It just doesn't seem too big.
With a slight force in the hand, the whole fish flew up.
When he first met the fish, Jiang Qianhai was taken aback. One reason was that the fish in his hand looked so familiar, and it was also a koi, just like the one he had caught twice and triggered a small surprise twice.
The second is because of the [Ding~] sound in my head
The same koi also triggered a small surprise, and the three koi Jiang Qianhai feels that their textures are similar. Although it is unlikely, is this too coincidental?
Is koi really that special?
Do you want me to directly open a new pond to raise koi?
In this case, wouldn't the daily little surprises be softened?
After thinking about it, Jiang Qianhai thought he could give it a try.
Gently put the koi back into the water, and gave it some of his own high-end martial arts bait, Jiang Qianhai then prepared to see what the little surprise was.
"Qian Hai! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!"
At this moment, Zhu Zhuqing ran over, the joy on her face was visible to the naked eye.
"What! Really pregnant? Who is pregnant?"
Jiang Qianhai hugged Zhu Zhuqing and asked in surprise.
After all these years, finally there is one!This is really a koi apparition!
But the world awareness ball should also have some credit.
Regarding Jiang Qianhai's question, Zhu Zhuqing smiled and did not say clearly, but pulled him towards the house.
Jiang Qianhai couldn't wait to know who was pregnant, and even guessed in his heart.
When he came to the house, Jiang Qianhai found that everyone was there, even Xiao Wu who had been lying down for a while, and the busy Bibi Dong and Ning Rongrong.
Not only them, but Father Jiang and Mother Jiang were also there, and they couldn't hide the smiles on their faces.
Jiang Qianhai expressed his understanding of this.
Moreover, Jiang Qianhai guessed that the biggest possibility was Xiao Wu, after all, she was the most diligent during this time.
"Father, who is pregnant?"
Seeing Jiang Qianhai's anxious appearance, Jiang's father laughed, while Jiang's mother pursed her lips and gently rubbed her stomach, saying in a warm voice:
"it's me."
Jiang Qianhai:? ? ?
He froze, then understood.
No wonder you guys are smiling so much!
Thank you Xuan Zhiyun for the 100 point coins rewarded!
(End of this chapter)
