Chapter 319 The water cat takes the bait
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Shuang Tian Sha Mo
Chapter 319 The water cat takes the bait
(The number of chapters was wrongly written before, so I have corrected it now.)
"Don't even think about it!"
Xiangpa's red eyes were staring at Jiang Qianhai.
He is still standing on his roller, chasing his meatball.
The only change is that the diameter of the roller has been expanded to nearly the diameter of a planet.
Jiang Qianhai said it was easy to run like this and would not make Xiangpa feel cramped.
Regarding Jiang Qianhai's suggestion, Xiangpa said it was so easy!
The meatballs were one meter away in front of him before, but now?
Directly thousands of kilometers apart!
Without the meatball in front of him, he didn't have much motivation to run.
And now the culprit who caused all his misery actually came to ask him for help?
is it possible?
He had only one answer, impossible!
No unless!
You know he has been running here for several years!
He had been unable to speed up a long time ago. After all, even 100, no matter how low it was, couldn't withstand normal time for him.
Because of this, he never received another meatball in the future, but because of Bados' intimidation, he did not dare to stop without permission, for fear that Bados would hide in a corner secretly. Watch him, wait for the moment he gets lazy, and then hit him hard!
This kind of thing has happened before, more than once, so Xiangpa's attitude towards this has always been that he would rather believe it than not.
The last time she caught him, he ended up like this. If he was caught again, he really couldn't imagine how he would be treated?
It would be fine if it was just Bados, but there is a talkative guy next to him.
Just as that guy leaned in front of Bardos and opened his mouth, he would be miserable again.
Therefore, before Bados didn't tell him to stop, he kept running even though he had reached the limit speed.
The result is that the elephant handkerchief, which was originally a ball, has now turned into a purple-skinned dwarf cat covered in muscles.
In terms of height, Xiangpa is definitely shorter than Beerus.
The whole thing looks like a shrunken Beerus.
It's because of this look that Xiangpa always feels like he's eaten shit, because what he hates the most is Beerus, but he turns out to be so similar to him. In this case, wouldn't it make him feel like he could see it every day when he looks in the mirror? That disgusting face?
It was simply hellish torture!
But I have to say that Jiang Qianhai's bad idea has a pretty good weight loss effect.
At least the way Bados looked at him was no longer as disgusting as before, but with a little satisfaction.
In this case, will Bardos have a much looser control over himself?
Probably!
It really makes me happy just thinking about it.
I want to eat all the delicious food that I couldn’t bear to eat in the past!
After hell, finally see heaven!
Jiang Qianhai rejected Xiangpa without any hesitation, which was what Jiang Qianhai had expected.
After all, Xiangpa is not a masochist. If he is not angry after being made so miserable by his slander, he will be evil. If he is really not angry and agrees, then he has to be careful, because this guy is absolutely Nothing good to hold in!
Jiang Qianhai had already been prepared for this scene. He came to see Xiangpa just to be polite first and then to fight.
Now that the courtesy is over, he will be rude later.
"Are you sure you don't think about it anymore?"
Jiang Qianhai asked again in a more serious tone, and his eyes gradually narrowed.
"There's no need to think about it anymore! You damn mortal! If you have the guts, don't hide behind Bardos. Let's fight one on one! Let's see if I don't just beat you into a scumbag."
Jiang Qianhai curled his lips and sneered.
"You said I was hiding behind Bados? Why didn't I know what happened? Don't put your assumptions on me! Let me tell you, I, Jiang Qianhai, have relied on everything from birth to now. Myself, what you said is pure nonsense."
"I guess you came up with this idea because of what Bados said, but I can tell you clearly that you are wrong! The one who can make you die is not her, but myself."
Jiang Qianhai's bursting of self-confidence directly frightened Xiangpa.
He had doubts about his suspicions.
Is it really what he said?Did you misunderstand?
Because he really couldn't see through Jiang Qianhai's strength, which made the credibility of Jiang Qianhai's words soar!
Jiang Qianhai's words are justified, because after these few years of traveling, his life-and-death reversal physique can be used again long ago. As long as Xiangpa dares to take action, his life will be over.
"So what! No matter if I can beat you or not, I'm not afraid of you. Even if you ask me 1 times, I will give you the same answer. Don't even think about it! I'm the God of Destruction, and you can't do anything to me. Like, hey, are you angry?"
Xiangpa secretly changed the meaning of his words, and then mocked Jiang Qianhai.
Even if what Jiang Qianhai said is true, doesn't it mean that Bados is still on his side?
With Bados here, he didn't believe Jiang Qianhai could do anything to him!
Although he may say some unethical methods, there is absolutely no problem with his own life.
Do you understand what it means to be a member of the system?
"In that case, that's fine."
Jiang Qianhai snapped his fingers.
Then Xiangpa's meatball disappeared directly, and not only that, the meatballs that Xiangpa had treasured also disappeared completely.
This guy also likes to hoard food like a hamster. Now it's better. After hoarding it for so long, it's all gone.
Xiangpa naturally felt the disappearance of his treasures. In an instant, his face changed and he shouted sadly:
"You are not honest in what you do! There is no reason to take back the things you gave away! Give me the things back!"
Xiangpa Roller stopped running and stood in front of Jiang Qianhai with his head raised, staring at him, raising his fists in protest in an attempt to defeat him with morality.
"Master Xiangpa, please don't talk nonsense. When did I say that I would give you the meatballs? Did I say that? Think about it carefully."
"No, these meatballs are mine. I just showed them to my friend Bados. She just put the meatballs in the roller. If she promises you, you can get it from me." It’s useless in front of you, you can ask her to go.”
These shameless words made Xiangpa so angry that his whole body turned red. To put it simply, it was red.
And based on his head, he can remember what he said a few years ago?
What a joke, I can't even remember it.
And after Jiang Qianhai said this, the vague memory suddenly turned in the direction Jiang Qianhai said.
Give him the feeling that this is what it seems like.
Xiangpa frowned and thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out how to solve this problem.So he looked at Bados for help, but he only received a helpless expression in response.
Although she couldn't figure out why Jiang Qianhai did this, all she could do was agree. Why?
Because it's fun.
Now that Xiangpa has successfully lost weight, there is no way to manage his diet as before. Bardot suddenly feels that he has lost a lot of fun in life.
Now she can be said to be idle and doesn't know what to do.
Jiang Qianhai's idea just provided her with fun, so why didn't she agree?
Xiangpa's face suddenly darkened, and he was torn between food and dignity.
After all, he got the delicious food through all kinds of hardships. If he gave up, he would be heartbroken!But if you don't give up, you will have to give up your dignity, which is really difficult for a god of destruction to accept.
After all, he is one of the supreme gods of the universe. How could he lose his dignity so easily?
After struggling for a long time, Xiangpa looked serious and glanced at Jiang Qianhai fiercely.
"Don't underestimate me, I am the God of Destruction!"
"Give me back my balls!"
Obviously he made a choice. In the final analysis, dignity depends on the person. If it were in front of the king, he would have no dignity at all.
Dignity cannot be eaten, and it comes and goes.
So after all considerations, he chose gourmet food.
The corner of Jiang Qianhai's mouth rose slightly. Originally, he was only [-]% sure, and even prepared follow-up measures for this. Although it was no longer needed, the result was good.
"Lord Destroyer, please get into the water."
Jiang Qianhai made a gesture of invitation towards the lake not far away.
Xiangpa's face was filled with grief and indignation. Without even looking at Jiang Qianhai, he jumped up and dived into the water with a splash.
Then there was a burst of gululu bubbling.
Seeing this, Jiang Qianhai quickly took out his fishing suit, propped up the small horse, raised the fishing rod, and started today's fishing.
Underwater
Xiangpa stared at Jiang Qianhai through the water. This hateful guy actually humiliated himself like this!
Let yourself be a dignified god of destruction to satisfy his evil taste!
It just doesn't make sense!
Also, Bados actually stood by and watched his jokes, which was really too much!
He was looking at what was special about his fishing.
With a grunt, a ball of fish hanging from it all fell into the water.
Seeing this, Xiangpa swam over and looked around the fishhook for a long time, but he didn't see any flowers.
It's like an ordinary fish hook with an ordinary bait.
Do you really treat me like a fish?This is what you use to catch me?
Don’t insult God so much!
Godless guy!
"This junk bait doesn't taste good at first glance. It's a joke that you still want to catch fish. I understand. This guy must have been unable to catch fish. Over time, he became mentally ill, and then he let himself be fooled. A fish bites his hook."
Sure enough, the guy with the heart is mentally abnormal!
Looking at the bait in front of him, Xiangpa was confused. What does this thing taste like?Will it taste bad?You can't keep your mouth shut when you say unpleasant things. Now that we've reached this point, if we don't cooperate with him, wouldn't we lose both our wife and our troops?
Not only would he not get his meatballs back, but he would also lose face.
No, absolutely not!
How about I try it first?
Xiangpa reached out and picked off a piece of bait from the hook, carefully placed it to his mouth, then opened his lips to reveal his teeth, and leaned towards the bait using the slight gap between his upper and lower teeth.
A little bit of the bait entered his mouth, and Xiangpa frowned and tasted it.
Suddenly he showed a shocked expression.
what's the situation?
Why does this bait smell so good?
It actually tastes better than meatballs!
Oh my God!What have I missed?I originally thought that Bobo Bird Eggs were already the world’s most delicacy, but then meatballs turned out to be the best thing in the world.
After meatballs usurped the status of the number one delicacy in my heart, I unexpectedly encountered this fish bait!
Why?Why can I eat this delicious food now?
The meatballs naturally taste good, but Jiang Qianhai's fish bait is made directly with his martial arts spirit. The quality is of course unparalleled, and the taste is also top-notch.Otherwise, how could it be possible to attract those ten-thousand-year-level or even 10-year-level sea soul beasts?
After taking this bite, I want to take another bite.
Xiangpa bit directly on the fishhook. If he hadn't thought that he still needed to be fished by Jiang Qianhai, he would have bitten off the fishhook with just one bite!
The bait left in his mouth can be said to leave a fragrance on his lips and teeth. He couldn't bear to swallow it, he wanted to keep it in his mouth and savor it!
However, Jiang Qianhai would not leave him time to taste it carefully. When he saw the fishhook sinking, he knew that Xiangpa was hooked. He knew his bait very well, and just like Xiangpa, a greedy cat, there was a chance that he could refuse it. Not big.
Sure enough, I was hooked after a while.
Xiangpa didn't struggle too much, after all, it was just acting.
Fortunately, he didn't struggle, otherwise Jiang Qianhai might not be able to hold him back.
With a splash, the purple cat came out of the water.
Ignoring his enchanting posture, Jiang Qianhai threw him away with all his strength and at the same time withdrew his martial spirit.
As for the bait, just leave it in his mouth.
Just think of it as a small amount of compensation for him.
Xiangpa had something in his mouth and didn't care about Jiang Qianhai's rude way of decoupling.
Tasting such delicious food, Xiangpa felt that his life was full of meaning.
The only pity is that there is only so much of this thing, and it can only be stuffed between teeth.
As for saving, it is impossible to save it again. After all, the previous meatballs were a bloody lesson.
As something flew in front of him, he reached out to catch it and found that it was a porcelain box. When he opened it, his meatballs were inside.
Except for leaving one meatball to show off to Beerus, he raised his head and swallowed the other meatballs directly, as if he was afraid that Jiang Qianhai would take them away again after he finished eating.
After chewing carefully for a while, Xiangpa shook his head in disappointment. The taste of the meatballs had not changed, but because his upper limit of tasting had been greatly improved by Jiang Qianhai's ball of fish bait.
The original meatballs can only be regarded as something delicious, but the bait is the real delicacy!
Jiang Qianhai ignored the dazed elephant handkerchief. He had more important things to do, which was his ultimate purpose of coming here to drop the elephant handkerchief.
Little surprise!
As he expected, it was his first time to catch a being with the level of the God of Destruction, and sure enough, the little surprise was triggered!
[Ding, congratulations to the fishing friend for catching the water cat, a little surprise trigger...]
thanks for your support!
(End of this chapter)
(The number of chapters was wrongly written before, so I have corrected it now.)
"Don't even think about it!"
Xiangpa's red eyes were staring at Jiang Qianhai.
He is still standing on his roller, chasing his meatball.
The only change is that the diameter of the roller has been expanded to nearly the diameter of a planet.
Jiang Qianhai said it was easy to run like this and would not make Xiangpa feel cramped.
Regarding Jiang Qianhai's suggestion, Xiangpa said it was so easy!
The meatballs were one meter away in front of him before, but now?
Directly thousands of kilometers apart!
Without the meatball in front of him, he didn't have much motivation to run.
And now the culprit who caused all his misery actually came to ask him for help?
is it possible?
He had only one answer, impossible!
No unless!
You know he has been running here for several years!
He had been unable to speed up a long time ago. After all, even 100, no matter how low it was, couldn't withstand normal time for him.
Because of this, he never received another meatball in the future, but because of Bados' intimidation, he did not dare to stop without permission, for fear that Bados would hide in a corner secretly. Watch him, wait for the moment he gets lazy, and then hit him hard!
This kind of thing has happened before, more than once, so Xiangpa's attitude towards this has always been that he would rather believe it than not.
The last time she caught him, he ended up like this. If he was caught again, he really couldn't imagine how he would be treated?
It would be fine if it was just Bados, but there is a talkative guy next to him.
Just as that guy leaned in front of Bardos and opened his mouth, he would be miserable again.
Therefore, before Bados didn't tell him to stop, he kept running even though he had reached the limit speed.
The result is that the elephant handkerchief, which was originally a ball, has now turned into a purple-skinned dwarf cat covered in muscles.
In terms of height, Xiangpa is definitely shorter than Beerus.
The whole thing looks like a shrunken Beerus.
It's because of this look that Xiangpa always feels like he's eaten shit, because what he hates the most is Beerus, but he turns out to be so similar to him. In this case, wouldn't it make him feel like he could see it every day when he looks in the mirror? That disgusting face?
It was simply hellish torture!
But I have to say that Jiang Qianhai's bad idea has a pretty good weight loss effect.
At least the way Bados looked at him was no longer as disgusting as before, but with a little satisfaction.
In this case, will Bardos have a much looser control over himself?
Probably!
It really makes me happy just thinking about it.
I want to eat all the delicious food that I couldn’t bear to eat in the past!
After hell, finally see heaven!
Jiang Qianhai rejected Xiangpa without any hesitation, which was what Jiang Qianhai had expected.
After all, Xiangpa is not a masochist. If he is not angry after being made so miserable by his slander, he will be evil. If he is really not angry and agrees, then he has to be careful, because this guy is absolutely Nothing good to hold in!
Jiang Qianhai had already been prepared for this scene. He came to see Xiangpa just to be polite first and then to fight.
Now that the courtesy is over, he will be rude later.
"Are you sure you don't think about it anymore?"
Jiang Qianhai asked again in a more serious tone, and his eyes gradually narrowed.
"There's no need to think about it anymore! You damn mortal! If you have the guts, don't hide behind Bardos. Let's fight one on one! Let's see if I don't just beat you into a scumbag."
Jiang Qianhai curled his lips and sneered.
"You said I was hiding behind Bados? Why didn't I know what happened? Don't put your assumptions on me! Let me tell you, I, Jiang Qianhai, have relied on everything from birth to now. Myself, what you said is pure nonsense."
"I guess you came up with this idea because of what Bados said, but I can tell you clearly that you are wrong! The one who can make you die is not her, but myself."
Jiang Qianhai's bursting of self-confidence directly frightened Xiangpa.
He had doubts about his suspicions.
Is it really what he said?Did you misunderstand?
Because he really couldn't see through Jiang Qianhai's strength, which made the credibility of Jiang Qianhai's words soar!
Jiang Qianhai's words are justified, because after these few years of traveling, his life-and-death reversal physique can be used again long ago. As long as Xiangpa dares to take action, his life will be over.
"So what! No matter if I can beat you or not, I'm not afraid of you. Even if you ask me 1 times, I will give you the same answer. Don't even think about it! I'm the God of Destruction, and you can't do anything to me. Like, hey, are you angry?"
Xiangpa secretly changed the meaning of his words, and then mocked Jiang Qianhai.
Even if what Jiang Qianhai said is true, doesn't it mean that Bados is still on his side?
With Bados here, he didn't believe Jiang Qianhai could do anything to him!
Although he may say some unethical methods, there is absolutely no problem with his own life.
Do you understand what it means to be a member of the system?
"In that case, that's fine."
Jiang Qianhai snapped his fingers.
Then Xiangpa's meatball disappeared directly, and not only that, the meatballs that Xiangpa had treasured also disappeared completely.
This guy also likes to hoard food like a hamster. Now it's better. After hoarding it for so long, it's all gone.
Xiangpa naturally felt the disappearance of his treasures. In an instant, his face changed and he shouted sadly:
"You are not honest in what you do! There is no reason to take back the things you gave away! Give me the things back!"
Xiangpa Roller stopped running and stood in front of Jiang Qianhai with his head raised, staring at him, raising his fists in protest in an attempt to defeat him with morality.
"Master Xiangpa, please don't talk nonsense. When did I say that I would give you the meatballs? Did I say that? Think about it carefully."
"No, these meatballs are mine. I just showed them to my friend Bados. She just put the meatballs in the roller. If she promises you, you can get it from me." It’s useless in front of you, you can ask her to go.”
These shameless words made Xiangpa so angry that his whole body turned red. To put it simply, it was red.
And based on his head, he can remember what he said a few years ago?
What a joke, I can't even remember it.
And after Jiang Qianhai said this, the vague memory suddenly turned in the direction Jiang Qianhai said.
Give him the feeling that this is what it seems like.
Xiangpa frowned and thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out how to solve this problem.So he looked at Bados for help, but he only received a helpless expression in response.
Although she couldn't figure out why Jiang Qianhai did this, all she could do was agree. Why?
Because it's fun.
Now that Xiangpa has successfully lost weight, there is no way to manage his diet as before. Bardot suddenly feels that he has lost a lot of fun in life.
Now she can be said to be idle and doesn't know what to do.
Jiang Qianhai's idea just provided her with fun, so why didn't she agree?
Xiangpa's face suddenly darkened, and he was torn between food and dignity.
After all, he got the delicious food through all kinds of hardships. If he gave up, he would be heartbroken!But if you don't give up, you will have to give up your dignity, which is really difficult for a god of destruction to accept.
After all, he is one of the supreme gods of the universe. How could he lose his dignity so easily?
After struggling for a long time, Xiangpa looked serious and glanced at Jiang Qianhai fiercely.
"Don't underestimate me, I am the God of Destruction!"
"Give me back my balls!"
Obviously he made a choice. In the final analysis, dignity depends on the person. If it were in front of the king, he would have no dignity at all.
Dignity cannot be eaten, and it comes and goes.
So after all considerations, he chose gourmet food.
The corner of Jiang Qianhai's mouth rose slightly. Originally, he was only [-]% sure, and even prepared follow-up measures for this. Although it was no longer needed, the result was good.
"Lord Destroyer, please get into the water."
Jiang Qianhai made a gesture of invitation towards the lake not far away.
Xiangpa's face was filled with grief and indignation. Without even looking at Jiang Qianhai, he jumped up and dived into the water with a splash.
Then there was a burst of gululu bubbling.
Seeing this, Jiang Qianhai quickly took out his fishing suit, propped up the small horse, raised the fishing rod, and started today's fishing.
Underwater
Xiangpa stared at Jiang Qianhai through the water. This hateful guy actually humiliated himself like this!
Let yourself be a dignified god of destruction to satisfy his evil taste!
It just doesn't make sense!
Also, Bados actually stood by and watched his jokes, which was really too much!
He was looking at what was special about his fishing.
With a grunt, a ball of fish hanging from it all fell into the water.
Seeing this, Xiangpa swam over and looked around the fishhook for a long time, but he didn't see any flowers.
It's like an ordinary fish hook with an ordinary bait.
Do you really treat me like a fish?This is what you use to catch me?
Don’t insult God so much!
Godless guy!
"This junk bait doesn't taste good at first glance. It's a joke that you still want to catch fish. I understand. This guy must have been unable to catch fish. Over time, he became mentally ill, and then he let himself be fooled. A fish bites his hook."
Sure enough, the guy with the heart is mentally abnormal!
Looking at the bait in front of him, Xiangpa was confused. What does this thing taste like?Will it taste bad?You can't keep your mouth shut when you say unpleasant things. Now that we've reached this point, if we don't cooperate with him, wouldn't we lose both our wife and our troops?
Not only would he not get his meatballs back, but he would also lose face.
No, absolutely not!
How about I try it first?
Xiangpa reached out and picked off a piece of bait from the hook, carefully placed it to his mouth, then opened his lips to reveal his teeth, and leaned towards the bait using the slight gap between his upper and lower teeth.
A little bit of the bait entered his mouth, and Xiangpa frowned and tasted it.
Suddenly he showed a shocked expression.
what's the situation?
Why does this bait smell so good?
It actually tastes better than meatballs!
Oh my God!What have I missed?I originally thought that Bobo Bird Eggs were already the world’s most delicacy, but then meatballs turned out to be the best thing in the world.
After meatballs usurped the status of the number one delicacy in my heart, I unexpectedly encountered this fish bait!
Why?Why can I eat this delicious food now?
The meatballs naturally taste good, but Jiang Qianhai's fish bait is made directly with his martial arts spirit. The quality is of course unparalleled, and the taste is also top-notch.Otherwise, how could it be possible to attract those ten-thousand-year-level or even 10-year-level sea soul beasts?
After taking this bite, I want to take another bite.
Xiangpa bit directly on the fishhook. If he hadn't thought that he still needed to be fished by Jiang Qianhai, he would have bitten off the fishhook with just one bite!
The bait left in his mouth can be said to leave a fragrance on his lips and teeth. He couldn't bear to swallow it, he wanted to keep it in his mouth and savor it!
However, Jiang Qianhai would not leave him time to taste it carefully. When he saw the fishhook sinking, he knew that Xiangpa was hooked. He knew his bait very well, and just like Xiangpa, a greedy cat, there was a chance that he could refuse it. Not big.
Sure enough, I was hooked after a while.
Xiangpa didn't struggle too much, after all, it was just acting.
Fortunately, he didn't struggle, otherwise Jiang Qianhai might not be able to hold him back.
With a splash, the purple cat came out of the water.
Ignoring his enchanting posture, Jiang Qianhai threw him away with all his strength and at the same time withdrew his martial spirit.
As for the bait, just leave it in his mouth.
Just think of it as a small amount of compensation for him.
Xiangpa had something in his mouth and didn't care about Jiang Qianhai's rude way of decoupling.
Tasting such delicious food, Xiangpa felt that his life was full of meaning.
The only pity is that there is only so much of this thing, and it can only be stuffed between teeth.
As for saving, it is impossible to save it again. After all, the previous meatballs were a bloody lesson.
As something flew in front of him, he reached out to catch it and found that it was a porcelain box. When he opened it, his meatballs were inside.
Except for leaving one meatball to show off to Beerus, he raised his head and swallowed the other meatballs directly, as if he was afraid that Jiang Qianhai would take them away again after he finished eating.
After chewing carefully for a while, Xiangpa shook his head in disappointment. The taste of the meatballs had not changed, but because his upper limit of tasting had been greatly improved by Jiang Qianhai's ball of fish bait.
The original meatballs can only be regarded as something delicious, but the bait is the real delicacy!
Jiang Qianhai ignored the dazed elephant handkerchief. He had more important things to do, which was his ultimate purpose of coming here to drop the elephant handkerchief.
Little surprise!
As he expected, it was his first time to catch a being with the level of the God of Destruction, and sure enough, the little surprise was triggered!
[Ding, congratulations to the fishing friend for catching the water cat, a little surprise trigger...]
thanks for your support!
(End of this chapter)
