Chapter 13 I came to prostitute Beckham for nothing!
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Ni Yao Ka Yan
Chapter 13 I came to prostitute Beckham for nothing!
Lying on the bed filled with the fragrance of Sophie's body wash, Gu Ran tossed and turned a little.
All he can think about right now is...
How to add talent points.
This is the first step in a career that has yet to unfold.
According to the system prompts, talent points can be added to existing skills, or to basic attributes.
The choice is very broad.
The skills that Gu Ran currently possesses include hand punching, chest unbuttoning, putting on and taking off stockings, cheating on exams, realistic acting, and reasonable collision.
I haven't used hand punching, putting on and taking off stockings, and cheating in exams, but I have to say, the chest button is really fast and accurate.
hehehe~
Of course, Gu Ran didn't want to take the route of a professional hooligan, so he definitely couldn't add precious talent points to skills like chest button.
What is worth considering are the two professional skills of realistic acting and joint force collision.
Realistic acting skills are very practical, but Gu Ran doesn't plan to act in movies now, and the current +1 level is enough to handle small scenes.
The skill of reasonable collision is a very important skill on the court.
It stands to reason that it is more appropriate to add talent points to reasonable collisions.
However, the core of a reasonable collision is not the skill of this skill, but its own "strong" attribute.
Strongness is a must-have main attribute for central defenders and standing centers, especially in the British arena of all levels, which emphasizes physical confrontation, and any position requires a high strength attribute.
This is the most basic and necessary attribute.
As Gu Ran, who often played football in his previous life, he has a deep understanding of this.
Without strong physical attributes, you can't even stand up on the field. It's useless to know other skills.
Skills and skills are only refined on the basis of the original, but the foundation must first be laid.
With the foundation of the "strong" attribute, coupled with reasonable collision skills, it is natural to be able to perform at a higher level than ordinary players.
Therefore, after combining his experience of playing football in his previous life, Gu Ran decided to improve his strength first.
As soon as Gu Ran's thoughts moved, the talent points in his mind immediately merged into his body!
Gu Ran immediately felt that every muscle in his body had thickened by a dimension!
Gu Ran couldn't help touching his muscles...hard!
"Light~"
"Congratulations to the host for successfully adding points. The host's strength attribute has been increased from 58 points to 59 points."
Hearing this system prompt, Gu Ran couldn't help being taken aback:
shit~
So my strength attribute is so bad in the system rating?It's only 59 o'clock!
The Premier League's top defenders and centers should all have a strong attribute value above 90 points, right?
Sure enough, the current body is still too weak.
A strength value of 59, not to mention compared with the top defenders and centers in the Premier League, even compared with the amateur school team, is far behind.
Among other things, if the strength value of the rust strip is based on the system evaluation standard, I am afraid it must be at least 65 points!
Going one-on-one with Rust Stripe in the arena will definitely suffer.
There are two days left, so hurry up and pick it up!
Tomorrow night, I have to pick up Sophie's talent-level bubble again.
How can I make Sophie feel emotional again?
Forget it, don't think about it, anyway, this little girl doesn't know what's wrong recently, she gets angry every now and then.
Tomorrow, let's go whoring Beckham first...
Gu Ran stretched her waist happily, and soon fell into a sweet dreamland.
……
The next morning, the sun was shining brightly!
Gu Ran got up refreshed, ate two slices of toast and fried scallops, and hurried out.
In the past at this time, he would study in his own room.
But now, he has more important and more worthy goals.
At 08:30 in the morning, Gu Ran took a taxi to Dune Beach, a famous scenic spot in Southampton.
There are not only unique dunes, but also swings by the sea.
The sea breeze in the morning is still a bit cold and damp. Looking around, you can see the clear sea water and many rusty shipwrecks far from the coastline. The rising sun is between the sky and the sea. Everything is as beautiful as an oil painting.
At this time, the staff in charge of security had already begun to set up a cordon, and the entire beach was surrounded by an area of more than 200 meters.
Gu Ran took out the blond wig bought on the road from his backpack and put it on his head, glued on a mustache, and put on a vest with the word "photographer" printed on it, and then swaggered towards the cordon.
This is Gu Ran's bold plan!
He wants to play the role of a photographer to get close to Beckham, and then find opportunities to go whoring a few more times!
That's David Beckham!Golden right foot!Full moon scimitar!Everyone in the stadium!
Even Beckham's ordinary bubbles must be super awesome!
When the security guard in charge of clearing the scene saw someone approaching, he immediately stepped forward with a straight face.
Before the security guard could speak, Gu Ran said in a rough voice, "What's going on? Why hasn't Beckham arrived yet? What about the other staff? Why didn't my camera come? Damn it! Did I remember the time wrong? "
Realistic acting skills, coupled with a typical southern English accent, make Gu Ran's performance very natural, as if he is really a photographer who has misread the time due to overwork at night.
The security guard was obviously intimidated by Gu Ran's aura, "I'm sorry sir, you must have misremembered the time, and they won't arrive until half an hour later."
Gu Ran frowned and said, "Mom, Fuck! Half an hour? Such a good light angle, it will be gone in half an hour! No, I have to call and urge them to come quickly!"
After speaking, Gu Ran took out his mobile phone, randomly pressed a few numbers, and walked into the cordon while making a call, "Hello? It's me, why are you still not here? What? You have already set off? Shit! I don't know I heard the voice of room service over there! Hurry up, or you will miss the best light!"
Although the security guard was stunned for a while, he still followed Gu Ran dutifully, "Sir, according to the regulations, please show me the relevant certificate——"
Before the security guard finished speaking, Gu Ran frowned and said: "This damn sea breeze is really cold! You, go and buy me a cup of hot coffee first, remember not to add sugar."
Gu Ran took out two fifty-pound notes from his pocket and handed them to the security guard who wanted to refuse to buy coffee for him.
Gu Ran said generously: "The money left over from buying coffee is your tip."
The security guard's eyes lit up, he hurriedly took the banknotes, and his attitude turned 180 degrees: "Okay sir, I'll be right back."
Sure enough, at the critical moment, it is not enough to rely on acting skills alone, you still have to use money to settle the situation.
Two fifty pounds, it was a very large expenditure for Gu Ran in the past, but now, it's just a sprinkling of water.
Gu Ran sat on the swing by the sea and waited for 5 minutes before the security guard trotted over with a cup of hot black coffee.
"Sir, there is no sugar in your hot coffee." The security guard had a flattering face, and had no intention of checking Gu Ran's ID at all.
Gu Ran crossed his legs, took the coffee, "Thank you, you can go to work now, I want to sit alone for a while, and quietly conceive the shot."
"Yes, sir." The security guard happily ran away.
Gu Ran secretly heaved a sigh of relief, while admiring the beautiful sea view, he picked up the coffee cup and took a sip.
Fuck...it's so painful!
Saying no sugar, I'm just pretending to be tough, there's no need to order me such a pure and bitter black coffee, right?
While there was no one around, Gu Ran quietly spit the coffee back into the cup, and only used the coffee cup to warm his hands.
After half an hour.
Seven or eight security vehicles parked on the beach road.
Sleepy-eyed football superstar Beckham stepped out of the nanny van, surrounded by many staff members, and walked towards the dune beach.
Here he is, at last!
Gu Ran took a deep breath, trying to suppress the urge to rush up to find Beckham's autograph.
I didn't come here to get Beckham's autograph today!
I'm here to whore for nothing!
(End of this chapter)
Lying on the bed filled with the fragrance of Sophie's body wash, Gu Ran tossed and turned a little.
All he can think about right now is...
How to add talent points.
This is the first step in a career that has yet to unfold.
According to the system prompts, talent points can be added to existing skills, or to basic attributes.
The choice is very broad.
The skills that Gu Ran currently possesses include hand punching, chest unbuttoning, putting on and taking off stockings, cheating on exams, realistic acting, and reasonable collision.
I haven't used hand punching, putting on and taking off stockings, and cheating in exams, but I have to say, the chest button is really fast and accurate.
hehehe~
Of course, Gu Ran didn't want to take the route of a professional hooligan, so he definitely couldn't add precious talent points to skills like chest button.
What is worth considering are the two professional skills of realistic acting and joint force collision.
Realistic acting skills are very practical, but Gu Ran doesn't plan to act in movies now, and the current +1 level is enough to handle small scenes.
The skill of reasonable collision is a very important skill on the court.
It stands to reason that it is more appropriate to add talent points to reasonable collisions.
However, the core of a reasonable collision is not the skill of this skill, but its own "strong" attribute.
Strongness is a must-have main attribute for central defenders and standing centers, especially in the British arena of all levels, which emphasizes physical confrontation, and any position requires a high strength attribute.
This is the most basic and necessary attribute.
As Gu Ran, who often played football in his previous life, he has a deep understanding of this.
Without strong physical attributes, you can't even stand up on the field. It's useless to know other skills.
Skills and skills are only refined on the basis of the original, but the foundation must first be laid.
With the foundation of the "strong" attribute, coupled with reasonable collision skills, it is natural to be able to perform at a higher level than ordinary players.
Therefore, after combining his experience of playing football in his previous life, Gu Ran decided to improve his strength first.
As soon as Gu Ran's thoughts moved, the talent points in his mind immediately merged into his body!
Gu Ran immediately felt that every muscle in his body had thickened by a dimension!
Gu Ran couldn't help touching his muscles...hard!
"Light~"
"Congratulations to the host for successfully adding points. The host's strength attribute has been increased from 58 points to 59 points."
Hearing this system prompt, Gu Ran couldn't help being taken aback:
shit~
So my strength attribute is so bad in the system rating?It's only 59 o'clock!
The Premier League's top defenders and centers should all have a strong attribute value above 90 points, right?
Sure enough, the current body is still too weak.
A strength value of 59, not to mention compared with the top defenders and centers in the Premier League, even compared with the amateur school team, is far behind.
Among other things, if the strength value of the rust strip is based on the system evaluation standard, I am afraid it must be at least 65 points!
Going one-on-one with Rust Stripe in the arena will definitely suffer.
There are two days left, so hurry up and pick it up!
Tomorrow night, I have to pick up Sophie's talent-level bubble again.
How can I make Sophie feel emotional again?
Forget it, don't think about it, anyway, this little girl doesn't know what's wrong recently, she gets angry every now and then.
Tomorrow, let's go whoring Beckham first...
Gu Ran stretched her waist happily, and soon fell into a sweet dreamland.
……
The next morning, the sun was shining brightly!
Gu Ran got up refreshed, ate two slices of toast and fried scallops, and hurried out.
In the past at this time, he would study in his own room.
But now, he has more important and more worthy goals.
At 08:30 in the morning, Gu Ran took a taxi to Dune Beach, a famous scenic spot in Southampton.
There are not only unique dunes, but also swings by the sea.
The sea breeze in the morning is still a bit cold and damp. Looking around, you can see the clear sea water and many rusty shipwrecks far from the coastline. The rising sun is between the sky and the sea. Everything is as beautiful as an oil painting.
At this time, the staff in charge of security had already begun to set up a cordon, and the entire beach was surrounded by an area of more than 200 meters.
Gu Ran took out the blond wig bought on the road from his backpack and put it on his head, glued on a mustache, and put on a vest with the word "photographer" printed on it, and then swaggered towards the cordon.
This is Gu Ran's bold plan!
He wants to play the role of a photographer to get close to Beckham, and then find opportunities to go whoring a few more times!
That's David Beckham!Golden right foot!Full moon scimitar!Everyone in the stadium!
Even Beckham's ordinary bubbles must be super awesome!
When the security guard in charge of clearing the scene saw someone approaching, he immediately stepped forward with a straight face.
Before the security guard could speak, Gu Ran said in a rough voice, "What's going on? Why hasn't Beckham arrived yet? What about the other staff? Why didn't my camera come? Damn it! Did I remember the time wrong? "
Realistic acting skills, coupled with a typical southern English accent, make Gu Ran's performance very natural, as if he is really a photographer who has misread the time due to overwork at night.
The security guard was obviously intimidated by Gu Ran's aura, "I'm sorry sir, you must have misremembered the time, and they won't arrive until half an hour later."
Gu Ran frowned and said, "Mom, Fuck! Half an hour? Such a good light angle, it will be gone in half an hour! No, I have to call and urge them to come quickly!"
After speaking, Gu Ran took out his mobile phone, randomly pressed a few numbers, and walked into the cordon while making a call, "Hello? It's me, why are you still not here? What? You have already set off? Shit! I don't know I heard the voice of room service over there! Hurry up, or you will miss the best light!"
Although the security guard was stunned for a while, he still followed Gu Ran dutifully, "Sir, according to the regulations, please show me the relevant certificate——"
Before the security guard finished speaking, Gu Ran frowned and said: "This damn sea breeze is really cold! You, go and buy me a cup of hot coffee first, remember not to add sugar."
Gu Ran took out two fifty-pound notes from his pocket and handed them to the security guard who wanted to refuse to buy coffee for him.
Gu Ran said generously: "The money left over from buying coffee is your tip."
The security guard's eyes lit up, he hurriedly took the banknotes, and his attitude turned 180 degrees: "Okay sir, I'll be right back."
Sure enough, at the critical moment, it is not enough to rely on acting skills alone, you still have to use money to settle the situation.
Two fifty pounds, it was a very large expenditure for Gu Ran in the past, but now, it's just a sprinkling of water.
Gu Ran sat on the swing by the sea and waited for 5 minutes before the security guard trotted over with a cup of hot black coffee.
"Sir, there is no sugar in your hot coffee." The security guard had a flattering face, and had no intention of checking Gu Ran's ID at all.
Gu Ran crossed his legs, took the coffee, "Thank you, you can go to work now, I want to sit alone for a while, and quietly conceive the shot."
"Yes, sir." The security guard happily ran away.
Gu Ran secretly heaved a sigh of relief, while admiring the beautiful sea view, he picked up the coffee cup and took a sip.
Fuck...it's so painful!
Saying no sugar, I'm just pretending to be tough, there's no need to order me such a pure and bitter black coffee, right?
While there was no one around, Gu Ran quietly spit the coffee back into the cup, and only used the coffee cup to warm his hands.
After half an hour.
Seven or eight security vehicles parked on the beach road.
Sleepy-eyed football superstar Beckham stepped out of the nanny van, surrounded by many staff members, and walked towards the dune beach.
Here he is, at last!
Gu Ran took a deep breath, trying to suppress the urge to rush up to find Beckham's autograph.
I didn't come here to get Beckham's autograph today!
I'm here to whore for nothing!
(End of this chapter)
