Chapter 257 My Father Is XX
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Gong Zi Xu
Chapter 257 My Father Is XX
"Pfft"
Fang Jun burst out laughing when he saw Zheng Kun, who had a white beard, often playing rogue.
Indeed, as Zheng Kunchang said just now, a person has been working in a yamen for many years, with a large group of disciples, disciples and grandchildren.
What's more, this Zheng Kunchang is also a person who is about to become a master. If he hadn't been implicated several times and wasted years, making his official position stagnant, he would have to be a Yuanwailang, even Tang Jian's official qualifications. Zheng Kun often drinks tea and chats.
"Oh, Grandpa Zheng, who is it that offended you, this grandpa? Tell me, I'll break his leg to vent your anger!" Fang Jun walked over with a smile and made a joke.
Zheng Kun often stood angrily at the door of the duty room, heard someone talking, followed his reputation, saw that it was Fang Jun, and was immediately overjoyed, when he heard Fang Jun's words, both snow-white eyebrows raised, and asked loudly: " really?"
"Uh……"
I take your brain seriously!
Fang Jun almost choked to death, we were just joking with you, do you understand the joke?
no sense of humor at all...
Fang Jun smiled awkwardly, and wanted to explain to the old man. We were just talking casually, and then a person walked out of the door behind Zheng Kunchang, yelling: "Who the hell wants to break my leg? Who is it?" Bitch?"
This man was about thirty years old, with short stature, thick hands and thick legs, a purple red face with a beard like a halberd, and eyes like copper bells. His whole body was muscular and shaped like an inverted triangle. His shoulders were broad and thick, and the bulging muscles seemed to have lost his neck. ...
Fang Jun lowered his face, stared at him and asked, "Who are you talking about?"
The man didn't know Fang Jun. Seeing that he was a black-faced boy with his nostrils upturned, he said proudly, "You were the one who wanted to break my leg just now?"
Fang Jun smiled slightly: "That's right, I'm asking you, who are you talking about?"
The man stared at Fang Jun fiercely, with a sinister smile on his face: "That bastard is talking about you..."
"Pfft"
There was a strange puffing sound in the yamen of the Ministry of Industry. No matter those who were watching nearby or those who were lying on the window to watch the excitement, they knew that they shouldn't laugh, but they still couldn't help it.
This person is too stupid...
The man was baffled by everyone's laughter at first, but he finally had some brains. After thinking for a while, he realized that he had fallen into the language trap of this black-faced boy, and immediately yelled angrily: "Who are you, dare to play tricks on me?"
I'm not too stupid, I know that I need to know Fang Jun's details first, to see if I can offend him...
Fang Jun smiled and said: "If you don't want to change your name, if you don't sit down, you don't want to change your surname. My official is Fang Jun, who is currently the minister of the Ministry of Industry."
After thinking about it, this guy added another sentence in a wicked way: "My father is Fang Xuanling..."
How cool!
When surfing the Internet before, I always felt that when someone coaxed and said "my dad is xx", he was stupid, frustrating and childish, but now he experienced it for himself, but found that it was actually very smooth, and his mood was even more exciting. rise……
My dad is XX, I am proud!
The man was stunned for a moment, then his eyes darkened, the smirk on his ugly face became clearer, he stared at Fang Jun, and said in a deep voice: "Very good, you are indeed one of the most courageous dudes in Chang'an City! Lao Tzu's corpse mountain Crawling over from the sea of blood, I have never seen such an arrogant dandy like you, and I want to ask for advice today!"
He clasped his fists as he said, "Careful for the next Zhang. I have heard that Fang Erlang is invincible in power and skilled in boxing and sticks. Please enlighten me today!"
With uneven feet and a slightly arched back, the whole person is like a tiger that chooses to eat someone, staring at Fang Jun!
But Fang Jun didn't care, he laughed dumbly, looked back at the half-open window of Shangshu's value room, and smiled at Zhang Shenfang: "You are the adopted son of Duke Yun, right? I heard that Duke Yun has five hundred righteous sons." I don’t know what he’s going to do... But, do you think that no one can find out what’s wrong with you if you put on a posture of people in the rivers and lakes lifting each other’s feet, and then cripple my arms and legs?”
Zhang Shenfang was said to be the center of the matter, his momentum stagnated slightly, and he said coldly: "It's useless to talk more, could it be that Fang Erlang is afraid? That's okay, just get under someone's crotch!"
Fang Jun smiled and shook his head, this man's mind is indeed not working...
I am so stupid that I will ask you for advice with this quack trick!Just looking at this calm and murderous look, you can tell that he is a rare and powerful general in the army. The soldier came to the Yamen of the Ministry of Industry. Apart from being ordered by Zhang Liang to come and slap me in the face, what else can you do?
Fang Jun shook the official robe on his body, and said seriously: "I want to ask you, this is the yamen of the Ministry of Industry. What is your position? What are you doing here? Why are you making such a loud noise in the Ministry of Industry?"
That Zhang Jingfang is a little dazed, I have already set my posture here, what are you talking about with me about the Ministry of Industry or not?
Sneaking a peek at the room of Grandpa Guo, but did not get any instructions, Zhang Shen gritted his teeth slightly, and said with a stiff neck, "Don't talk about those useless things, so-and-so only asks you, do you dare to make gestures with such-and-such?"
Fang Jun smiled more happily, ignored his words, and continued: "Unidentified, disrupting the six yamen for no reason, resulting in the inability to carry out official duties. gone?"
"This one……"
Zhang Shenfang was a little dumbfounded, is it true or not?
That place in Lingnan is not a good place to go. As for being imprisoned... I don't know if my father-in-law can protect me?
Thinking about it, he looked at the value room again...
I have been a soldier all my life, all I have to do is listen to orders, and when I give an order, I don’t even frown, but I rarely think for myself, so at this time I was a little confused by Fang Jun, thinking that the general still has to make up his mind... …
Fang Jun was a little amused, thinking that Zhang Liang behind the window was afraid that his nose would be crooked right now?Send such a ram to provoke yourself.
Sure enough, the window of Shangshu's duty room was opened, revealing a thin face. He stared at Fang Jun coldly for a while, and then said: "This is the duty room of the Ministry of Industry. Be careful not to mess around. Get out immediately?"
Zhang Shen took precautions, breathed a sigh of relief, and retracted his posture.
Fang Jun smiled slightly, without saying a word, and went straight from his side into the Water Division's office.
But just when the two of them were in the wrong position, Fang Jun made a sudden move, his right hand melted into a palm, and a hand knife slashed fiercely on the artery of Zhang Shenfang's neck.
Zhang Shenfang had already let go of his guard, and was about to go back to Zhang Liang to report back, when suddenly the wind rang in his ears, years of experience in battle made him instinctively lower his body and bow his head.
Fang Jun actually dodged this imperceptible hand knife...
But even though he avoided the neck, he hit Zhang Shenfang hard on the temple!
boom!
Zhang Shenfang's intuition felt as if his head had been hit hard by a hammer, and there was a bang in his head, and the gold stars danced in front of his eyes, and he was dizzy for a moment.
How could Fang Jun miss such an opportunity?
With a successful blow, he leaned forward, grabbed Zhang Shenfang's wrist with his right hand, and slammed everything with his left hand, causing the bones of Zhang Shenfang's upper arm to snap off.Zhang Shen was in excruciating pain, Fang Jun kicked him on his knee before he could cry out.
There was a crisp sound of "click", and one of Zhang Shenfang's legs showed a strange anti-joint. With the medical level of this year, it is completely useless.
Immediately afterwards, Fang Jun fell over his shoulder, slamming Zhang Shenfang's short and stocky body against the wall of the guard room.
bang!
Zhang Shenfang, who was slumped to the ground like mud, let out an earth-shattering scream, and hunched up like a shrimp...
All of this happened in the blink of an eye, and the officials of the Ministry of Industry just felt that their eyes were blurred. Zhang Shenfang, who followed Yun Guogong Zhang Liang to take office every day, and flaunted his might all day long, had his arms and legs broken and was brutally beaten by Fang Jun. Throw it to the ground ruthlessly!
Everyone here breathed a sigh of relief, Fang Er's combat power is actually as strong as Ruo Si?
Immediately afterwards, everyone turned their gazes to Shangshu's room.
This is your dog. Now that you are being beaten so badly, what are you going to do about it?
Zhang Liang's eyeballs were about to pop out. He had been standing here and witnessed the whole process of Fang Jun's sneak attack. He was so angry that he almost gritted his teeth!
Fang Er, how brave!Chopping off the hands of a kissing son, and now crippling the hands and feet of a adopted son, is this to be with a certain immortal?
Immediately shouted: "Fang Jun, how can you hurt someone, are you going to die?"
Fang Junli ignored him, and shouted at several doors of the concierge: "This person trespassed on the office of the Ministry of Industry, disturbed the daily work, and made it impossible to carry out official duties. , want to fight with court officials, someone suspects that he is a bandit thieves somewhere, quickly escort him to Chang'an county government office, or Jin Wuwei, and find out his true identity!"
Zhang Liang, who was in the duty room, heard the words, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood...
Find out your true identity?
What the hell don't you know?
(End of this chapter)
"Pfft"
Fang Jun burst out laughing when he saw Zheng Kun, who had a white beard, often playing rogue.
Indeed, as Zheng Kunchang said just now, a person has been working in a yamen for many years, with a large group of disciples, disciples and grandchildren.
What's more, this Zheng Kunchang is also a person who is about to become a master. If he hadn't been implicated several times and wasted years, making his official position stagnant, he would have to be a Yuanwailang, even Tang Jian's official qualifications. Zheng Kun often drinks tea and chats.
"Oh, Grandpa Zheng, who is it that offended you, this grandpa? Tell me, I'll break his leg to vent your anger!" Fang Jun walked over with a smile and made a joke.
Zheng Kun often stood angrily at the door of the duty room, heard someone talking, followed his reputation, saw that it was Fang Jun, and was immediately overjoyed, when he heard Fang Jun's words, both snow-white eyebrows raised, and asked loudly: " really?"
"Uh……"
I take your brain seriously!
Fang Jun almost choked to death, we were just joking with you, do you understand the joke?
no sense of humor at all...
Fang Jun smiled awkwardly, and wanted to explain to the old man. We were just talking casually, and then a person walked out of the door behind Zheng Kunchang, yelling: "Who the hell wants to break my leg? Who is it?" Bitch?"
This man was about thirty years old, with short stature, thick hands and thick legs, a purple red face with a beard like a halberd, and eyes like copper bells. His whole body was muscular and shaped like an inverted triangle. His shoulders were broad and thick, and the bulging muscles seemed to have lost his neck. ...
Fang Jun lowered his face, stared at him and asked, "Who are you talking about?"
The man didn't know Fang Jun. Seeing that he was a black-faced boy with his nostrils upturned, he said proudly, "You were the one who wanted to break my leg just now?"
Fang Jun smiled slightly: "That's right, I'm asking you, who are you talking about?"
The man stared at Fang Jun fiercely, with a sinister smile on his face: "That bastard is talking about you..."
"Pfft"
There was a strange puffing sound in the yamen of the Ministry of Industry. No matter those who were watching nearby or those who were lying on the window to watch the excitement, they knew that they shouldn't laugh, but they still couldn't help it.
This person is too stupid...
The man was baffled by everyone's laughter at first, but he finally had some brains. After thinking for a while, he realized that he had fallen into the language trap of this black-faced boy, and immediately yelled angrily: "Who are you, dare to play tricks on me?"
I'm not too stupid, I know that I need to know Fang Jun's details first, to see if I can offend him...
Fang Jun smiled and said: "If you don't want to change your name, if you don't sit down, you don't want to change your surname. My official is Fang Jun, who is currently the minister of the Ministry of Industry."
After thinking about it, this guy added another sentence in a wicked way: "My father is Fang Xuanling..."
How cool!
When surfing the Internet before, I always felt that when someone coaxed and said "my dad is xx", he was stupid, frustrating and childish, but now he experienced it for himself, but found that it was actually very smooth, and his mood was even more exciting. rise……
My dad is XX, I am proud!
The man was stunned for a moment, then his eyes darkened, the smirk on his ugly face became clearer, he stared at Fang Jun, and said in a deep voice: "Very good, you are indeed one of the most courageous dudes in Chang'an City! Lao Tzu's corpse mountain Crawling over from the sea of blood, I have never seen such an arrogant dandy like you, and I want to ask for advice today!"
He clasped his fists as he said, "Careful for the next Zhang. I have heard that Fang Erlang is invincible in power and skilled in boxing and sticks. Please enlighten me today!"
With uneven feet and a slightly arched back, the whole person is like a tiger that chooses to eat someone, staring at Fang Jun!
But Fang Jun didn't care, he laughed dumbly, looked back at the half-open window of Shangshu's value room, and smiled at Zhang Shenfang: "You are the adopted son of Duke Yun, right? I heard that Duke Yun has five hundred righteous sons." I don’t know what he’s going to do... But, do you think that no one can find out what’s wrong with you if you put on a posture of people in the rivers and lakes lifting each other’s feet, and then cripple my arms and legs?”
Zhang Shenfang was said to be the center of the matter, his momentum stagnated slightly, and he said coldly: "It's useless to talk more, could it be that Fang Erlang is afraid? That's okay, just get under someone's crotch!"
Fang Jun smiled and shook his head, this man's mind is indeed not working...
I am so stupid that I will ask you for advice with this quack trick!Just looking at this calm and murderous look, you can tell that he is a rare and powerful general in the army. The soldier came to the Yamen of the Ministry of Industry. Apart from being ordered by Zhang Liang to come and slap me in the face, what else can you do?
Fang Jun shook the official robe on his body, and said seriously: "I want to ask you, this is the yamen of the Ministry of Industry. What is your position? What are you doing here? Why are you making such a loud noise in the Ministry of Industry?"
That Zhang Jingfang is a little dazed, I have already set my posture here, what are you talking about with me about the Ministry of Industry or not?
Sneaking a peek at the room of Grandpa Guo, but did not get any instructions, Zhang Shen gritted his teeth slightly, and said with a stiff neck, "Don't talk about those useless things, so-and-so only asks you, do you dare to make gestures with such-and-such?"
Fang Jun smiled more happily, ignored his words, and continued: "Unidentified, disrupting the six yamen for no reason, resulting in the inability to carry out official duties. gone?"
"This one……"
Zhang Shenfang was a little dumbfounded, is it true or not?
That place in Lingnan is not a good place to go. As for being imprisoned... I don't know if my father-in-law can protect me?
Thinking about it, he looked at the value room again...
I have been a soldier all my life, all I have to do is listen to orders, and when I give an order, I don’t even frown, but I rarely think for myself, so at this time I was a little confused by Fang Jun, thinking that the general still has to make up his mind... …
Fang Jun was a little amused, thinking that Zhang Liang behind the window was afraid that his nose would be crooked right now?Send such a ram to provoke yourself.
Sure enough, the window of Shangshu's duty room was opened, revealing a thin face. He stared at Fang Jun coldly for a while, and then said: "This is the duty room of the Ministry of Industry. Be careful not to mess around. Get out immediately?"
Zhang Shen took precautions, breathed a sigh of relief, and retracted his posture.
Fang Jun smiled slightly, without saying a word, and went straight from his side into the Water Division's office.
But just when the two of them were in the wrong position, Fang Jun made a sudden move, his right hand melted into a palm, and a hand knife slashed fiercely on the artery of Zhang Shenfang's neck.
Zhang Shenfang had already let go of his guard, and was about to go back to Zhang Liang to report back, when suddenly the wind rang in his ears, years of experience in battle made him instinctively lower his body and bow his head.
Fang Jun actually dodged this imperceptible hand knife...
But even though he avoided the neck, he hit Zhang Shenfang hard on the temple!
boom!
Zhang Shenfang's intuition felt as if his head had been hit hard by a hammer, and there was a bang in his head, and the gold stars danced in front of his eyes, and he was dizzy for a moment.
How could Fang Jun miss such an opportunity?
With a successful blow, he leaned forward, grabbed Zhang Shenfang's wrist with his right hand, and slammed everything with his left hand, causing the bones of Zhang Shenfang's upper arm to snap off.Zhang Shen was in excruciating pain, Fang Jun kicked him on his knee before he could cry out.
There was a crisp sound of "click", and one of Zhang Shenfang's legs showed a strange anti-joint. With the medical level of this year, it is completely useless.
Immediately afterwards, Fang Jun fell over his shoulder, slamming Zhang Shenfang's short and stocky body against the wall of the guard room.
bang!
Zhang Shenfang, who was slumped to the ground like mud, let out an earth-shattering scream, and hunched up like a shrimp...
All of this happened in the blink of an eye, and the officials of the Ministry of Industry just felt that their eyes were blurred. Zhang Shenfang, who followed Yun Guogong Zhang Liang to take office every day, and flaunted his might all day long, had his arms and legs broken and was brutally beaten by Fang Jun. Throw it to the ground ruthlessly!
Everyone here breathed a sigh of relief, Fang Er's combat power is actually as strong as Ruo Si?
Immediately afterwards, everyone turned their gazes to Shangshu's room.
This is your dog. Now that you are being beaten so badly, what are you going to do about it?
Zhang Liang's eyeballs were about to pop out. He had been standing here and witnessed the whole process of Fang Jun's sneak attack. He was so angry that he almost gritted his teeth!
Fang Er, how brave!Chopping off the hands of a kissing son, and now crippling the hands and feet of a adopted son, is this to be with a certain immortal?
Immediately shouted: "Fang Jun, how can you hurt someone, are you going to die?"
Fang Junli ignored him, and shouted at several doors of the concierge: "This person trespassed on the office of the Ministry of Industry, disturbed the daily work, and made it impossible to carry out official duties. , want to fight with court officials, someone suspects that he is a bandit thieves somewhere, quickly escort him to Chang'an county government office, or Jin Wuwei, and find out his true identity!"
Zhang Liang, who was in the duty room, heard the words, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood...
Find out your true identity?
What the hell don't you know?
(End of this chapter)
