Chapter 401 Make trouble, you have to have skills
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Gong Zi Xu
Chapter 401 Make trouble, you have to have skills
"In this western expedition, the two sniping Turkic wolf riders have won great victories. It is really a first-class military exploit that greatly enhances the military power of my Tang Dynasty, conquers the Western Regions, and shocks the frontier fortresses!"
As soon as he opened his mouth, His Majesty Li Er set a tone for Fang Jun's performance, obviously admiring it very much.
If it was in the past, Fang Jun would definitely take the opportunity to be good and cute, and ask for a big reward for anything, but now that he has a decision in his heart, he feels more and more aggrieved.
Although after Li Ji's suggestion, I understood the truth of indifference, but who said that I couldn't hold back in my heart?
It was just that he had already made up his mind, so he said: "The Tang army is mighty, the four barbarians are dormant, and the ministers are just in time for their meeting, and I dare not be praised by your majesty."
His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, and seemed to be surprised by Fang Jun's modesty and low-keyness. According to common sense, shouldn't this guy be shy and rewarded for his merits?
Thinking about it, Li Ji must have already said about the arrangement of the Shenji Camp. This kid is not annoyed, nor does he want to be rewarded, he looks very calm, this is a bit wrong...
After pondering for a while, His Majesty Li Er said: "Presumably, the British public has already told you?"
"Yes." Fang Jun looked indifferent.
"Come on, you must be a little resentful, right?" His Majesty Li Er asked, while paying attention to Fang Jun's expression. Today, I always feel that this kid behaves a little differently than before.
"Wei Chen dare not."
Fang Jun didn't show the slightest dissatisfaction, and was calm as if he was talking about other people's affairs: "Father guides the son, the ruler guides the minister, the ruler tells the subject to die, and the subject has to die, not to mention a mere official position? Your Majesty, Overwhelmed..."
His Majesty Li Er clicked his tongue, and found that all his words were blocked by this kid.
I thought that this kid was really modified. It turns out that there is still anger in my heart, and the anger is not small, even "the emperor told the minister to die, the minister had to die", so who told you to die?It's just to give up the position of the superintendent of the Shenji Camp, not to mention that I didn't let you give it up in vain, the compensation you received, there must be some...
What's more, why am I being over-hearted?
Why am I so worried?
Glancing at Fang Jun angrily, His Majesty Li Er said: "Let's give up the ecstasy camp, which is the decision I made after a lot of consideration. I also know that you have spent a lot of effort in the magical camp, and the effect is also good. As expected, the two defeats of the Turkic Wolf Rider proved this point. I take good care of you, so I decided to put another burden on you, and want you to…”
"Your Majesty!" Fang Jun interrupted His Majesty Li Er somewhat rudely, and bowed, "Why does Your Majesty need to explain this to Wei Chen? For His Majesty, Wei Chen deeply respects and admires His Majesty, and is willing to follow His Majesty's footsteps and conquer All over the world, open up the eight wastelands! Your Majesty's words are the golden rule. No matter what decision is made, the ministers are willing to listen to it without any complaints. It's just that the journey to the west is long and difficult, and the two wars are exhausted both physically and mentally. Wei Chen has been wearing brocade clothes and jade food since he was a child, and he really can't bear it. Therefore, I implore Your Majesty to allow Wei Chen to resign from all official positions and go home to rest in peace, waiting for His Majesty's saddle and horses in the future, and I will do my best!"
His Majesty Li Er was stunned.
This is not Fang Jun's style...
Play this with me?
To be honest, His Majesty Li Er was a little annoyed.Although the Shenji Battalion was indeed established by Fang Jun, and after the actual combat test, the combat effectiveness is indeed strong. It is a good way for infantry to fight against the cavalry. It is likely to change the way of warfare in the entire Tang Dynasty. The merit is in the future!
But I am the king!
You can be dissatisfied when I want you to let go of your ecstasy, but are you expressing your resentment towards me by being so picky?
But this fire, His Majesty Li Er really couldn't let it out.
He is indeed domineering, and he has never been merciless towards disobedient subjects.But at the same time, he is also reasonable, otherwise Wei Zheng alone would have been hacked to death by His Majesty Li Er several times...
This matter is really unfair to Fang Jun, so His Majesty Li Er will take care of you if he can't be disobedient.And he also knew that Fang Jun's stubbornness was brought in by his mother's womb, and he was stubborn, so he would pick him up and go home without doing anything!
In this way, wouldn't the whole court have rumors that I had treated Fang Jun, who has made outstanding achievements, harshly for the sake of my son-in-law and nephew's eldest grandson, Chong?
For His Majesty Li Er, who cherishes his reputation very much, this consequence is absolutely unwilling to bear.
Neither is anger, nor is comfort.
Therefore, His Majesty Li Er was very embarrassed...
Staring at the black face that pretended to be a light cloud in front of him, His Majesty Li Er gritted his teeth, wishing to kick this bastard flying!
Taking a deep breath, he said solemnly, "I have already made a decision about the Shenji Camp, which cannot be changed. Tell me, where are you going?"
This is because His Majesty Li Er is saying: Boy, you are not joking, why don't you put forward conditions!
Fang Jun was overjoyed. Sure enough, the troublesome child had milk to eat. He couldn't bear to swallow his appointment, and he didn't make a big noise. backed down...
He was proud in his heart, but he did not dare to show it on his face, so he pretended to be indifferent and said, "No matter what your majesty tells you, all the ministers will obey."
His Majesty Li Er narrowed his eyes, holding back his anger: "Really?"
"Uh..." Fang Jun thought for a while and felt that he should not play too much with a smart person like His Majesty Li Er.With a little trick, His Majesty Li Er felt that it didn't matter. After all, Fang Jun was the victim, but if he went too far and annoyed the Tyrannosaurus rex, he would not be able to eat and walk around. This man turned his face and looked uglier than Mazi. ...
He quickly said: "Does your Majesty remember the promise you made to Wei Chen?"
My promise to you?
His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered such a thing: "Canghai Road?"
"Exactly."
Back then, you promised us to be the chief marching officer of the Canghai Road. You have already eaten all the benefits, so you can't delay it again, right?
"I am the Lord of all peoples, and I have never forgotten Jinkou Yuyan."
His Majesty Li Er stroked his beard, looking at the uncontrollable joy in Fang Jun's eyes, he felt tired for a while.
motherfucker!
You stinky brat dare to coerce Lao Tzu and bargain with Lao Tzu?
After thinking for a while, he said indifferently: "It's just that you are appointed as the chief commander of the Canghai Road march, but the time has not come..."
Fang Jun almost cursed his mother!
What is the time not coming?
You are the emperor, you can do it, you can do it!
Who are you fooling?
With a stab at the neck, he said, "Then Wei Chen asked to resign from the official position and return to his hometown..."
When His Majesty Li Er heard the words, he almost laughed out of anger. He grabbed a brush on the table and threw it at Fang Jun, cursing, "Nonsense, believe it or not, I will peel you off?" Age, what kind of old are you suing?It really makes no sense!
Fang Jun grabbed the brush steadily, but unexpectedly, the brush was taken out by His Majesty Li Er from the inkstone. Immediately got a big face.
But he did not show weakness in his words: "Your Majesty did not believe in his words, and promised to appoint Wei Chen as the chief commander of the Canghai Road marching. But he slapped Wei Chen to the end, you said, can Wei Chen not be sad?"
His Majesty Li Er angrily said: "Mother! Who wants to slap you to the end? It's just a change of position. You are a small official from the third rank, the size of a cat, and I mentioned the Minister of Rites to you all at once. , that is the first-class courtier who was given a purple robe, are you still not satisfied?"
That's right, His Majesty Li Er gave Zhang Sun Chong the position of Admiral of the Shenji Camp, and Fang Jun's compensation was the post of Minister of Rites. Of course, it was only a false title, but the real title was Minister of Rites, which was better than Minister of Work...
Fang Jun pouted.
This man is really good at talking. From the third rank, he was a cat-sized official. He was promoted to one rank and became the official third-rank official. It was like flying from the ground to the sky.
Although Fang Jun has always wanted to wear a purple robe, but a servant of the Ministry of Rites with a false title is still a waiter in time. If he wants power or not, he has no power, is there a bird?You must know that although it is called the Minister of Rites, it is actually just an empty title. It is used to enjoy the treatment of the Minister of Rites. There are three or four ministers of the Ritual at the same time in the court. There are more ministers of the Ministry of War. Hou Junji is the minister of the Ministry of War. Li Ji is also, Li Jing is still...
(End of this chapter)
"In this western expedition, the two sniping Turkic wolf riders have won great victories. It is really a first-class military exploit that greatly enhances the military power of my Tang Dynasty, conquers the Western Regions, and shocks the frontier fortresses!"
As soon as he opened his mouth, His Majesty Li Er set a tone for Fang Jun's performance, obviously admiring it very much.
If it was in the past, Fang Jun would definitely take the opportunity to be good and cute, and ask for a big reward for anything, but now that he has a decision in his heart, he feels more and more aggrieved.
Although after Li Ji's suggestion, I understood the truth of indifference, but who said that I couldn't hold back in my heart?
It was just that he had already made up his mind, so he said: "The Tang army is mighty, the four barbarians are dormant, and the ministers are just in time for their meeting, and I dare not be praised by your majesty."
His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, and seemed to be surprised by Fang Jun's modesty and low-keyness. According to common sense, shouldn't this guy be shy and rewarded for his merits?
Thinking about it, Li Ji must have already said about the arrangement of the Shenji Camp. This kid is not annoyed, nor does he want to be rewarded, he looks very calm, this is a bit wrong...
After pondering for a while, His Majesty Li Er said: "Presumably, the British public has already told you?"
"Yes." Fang Jun looked indifferent.
"Come on, you must be a little resentful, right?" His Majesty Li Er asked, while paying attention to Fang Jun's expression. Today, I always feel that this kid behaves a little differently than before.
"Wei Chen dare not."
Fang Jun didn't show the slightest dissatisfaction, and was calm as if he was talking about other people's affairs: "Father guides the son, the ruler guides the minister, the ruler tells the subject to die, and the subject has to die, not to mention a mere official position? Your Majesty, Overwhelmed..."
His Majesty Li Er clicked his tongue, and found that all his words were blocked by this kid.
I thought that this kid was really modified. It turns out that there is still anger in my heart, and the anger is not small, even "the emperor told the minister to die, the minister had to die", so who told you to die?It's just to give up the position of the superintendent of the Shenji Camp, not to mention that I didn't let you give it up in vain, the compensation you received, there must be some...
What's more, why am I being over-hearted?
Why am I so worried?
Glancing at Fang Jun angrily, His Majesty Li Er said: "Let's give up the ecstasy camp, which is the decision I made after a lot of consideration. I also know that you have spent a lot of effort in the magical camp, and the effect is also good. As expected, the two defeats of the Turkic Wolf Rider proved this point. I take good care of you, so I decided to put another burden on you, and want you to…”
"Your Majesty!" Fang Jun interrupted His Majesty Li Er somewhat rudely, and bowed, "Why does Your Majesty need to explain this to Wei Chen? For His Majesty, Wei Chen deeply respects and admires His Majesty, and is willing to follow His Majesty's footsteps and conquer All over the world, open up the eight wastelands! Your Majesty's words are the golden rule. No matter what decision is made, the ministers are willing to listen to it without any complaints. It's just that the journey to the west is long and difficult, and the two wars are exhausted both physically and mentally. Wei Chen has been wearing brocade clothes and jade food since he was a child, and he really can't bear it. Therefore, I implore Your Majesty to allow Wei Chen to resign from all official positions and go home to rest in peace, waiting for His Majesty's saddle and horses in the future, and I will do my best!"
His Majesty Li Er was stunned.
This is not Fang Jun's style...
Play this with me?
To be honest, His Majesty Li Er was a little annoyed.Although the Shenji Battalion was indeed established by Fang Jun, and after the actual combat test, the combat effectiveness is indeed strong. It is a good way for infantry to fight against the cavalry. It is likely to change the way of warfare in the entire Tang Dynasty. The merit is in the future!
But I am the king!
You can be dissatisfied when I want you to let go of your ecstasy, but are you expressing your resentment towards me by being so picky?
But this fire, His Majesty Li Er really couldn't let it out.
He is indeed domineering, and he has never been merciless towards disobedient subjects.But at the same time, he is also reasonable, otherwise Wei Zheng alone would have been hacked to death by His Majesty Li Er several times...
This matter is really unfair to Fang Jun, so His Majesty Li Er will take care of you if he can't be disobedient.And he also knew that Fang Jun's stubbornness was brought in by his mother's womb, and he was stubborn, so he would pick him up and go home without doing anything!
In this way, wouldn't the whole court have rumors that I had treated Fang Jun, who has made outstanding achievements, harshly for the sake of my son-in-law and nephew's eldest grandson, Chong?
For His Majesty Li Er, who cherishes his reputation very much, this consequence is absolutely unwilling to bear.
Neither is anger, nor is comfort.
Therefore, His Majesty Li Er was very embarrassed...
Staring at the black face that pretended to be a light cloud in front of him, His Majesty Li Er gritted his teeth, wishing to kick this bastard flying!
Taking a deep breath, he said solemnly, "I have already made a decision about the Shenji Camp, which cannot be changed. Tell me, where are you going?"
This is because His Majesty Li Er is saying: Boy, you are not joking, why don't you put forward conditions!
Fang Jun was overjoyed. Sure enough, the troublesome child had milk to eat. He couldn't bear to swallow his appointment, and he didn't make a big noise. backed down...
He was proud in his heart, but he did not dare to show it on his face, so he pretended to be indifferent and said, "No matter what your majesty tells you, all the ministers will obey."
His Majesty Li Er narrowed his eyes, holding back his anger: "Really?"
"Uh..." Fang Jun thought for a while and felt that he should not play too much with a smart person like His Majesty Li Er.With a little trick, His Majesty Li Er felt that it didn't matter. After all, Fang Jun was the victim, but if he went too far and annoyed the Tyrannosaurus rex, he would not be able to eat and walk around. This man turned his face and looked uglier than Mazi. ...
He quickly said: "Does your Majesty remember the promise you made to Wei Chen?"
My promise to you?
His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered such a thing: "Canghai Road?"
"Exactly."
Back then, you promised us to be the chief marching officer of the Canghai Road. You have already eaten all the benefits, so you can't delay it again, right?
"I am the Lord of all peoples, and I have never forgotten Jinkou Yuyan."
His Majesty Li Er stroked his beard, looking at the uncontrollable joy in Fang Jun's eyes, he felt tired for a while.
motherfucker!
You stinky brat dare to coerce Lao Tzu and bargain with Lao Tzu?
After thinking for a while, he said indifferently: "It's just that you are appointed as the chief commander of the Canghai Road march, but the time has not come..."
Fang Jun almost cursed his mother!
What is the time not coming?
You are the emperor, you can do it, you can do it!
Who are you fooling?
With a stab at the neck, he said, "Then Wei Chen asked to resign from the official position and return to his hometown..."
When His Majesty Li Er heard the words, he almost laughed out of anger. He grabbed a brush on the table and threw it at Fang Jun, cursing, "Nonsense, believe it or not, I will peel you off?" Age, what kind of old are you suing?It really makes no sense!
Fang Jun grabbed the brush steadily, but unexpectedly, the brush was taken out by His Majesty Li Er from the inkstone. Immediately got a big face.
But he did not show weakness in his words: "Your Majesty did not believe in his words, and promised to appoint Wei Chen as the chief commander of the Canghai Road marching. But he slapped Wei Chen to the end, you said, can Wei Chen not be sad?"
His Majesty Li Er angrily said: "Mother! Who wants to slap you to the end? It's just a change of position. You are a small official from the third rank, the size of a cat, and I mentioned the Minister of Rites to you all at once. , that is the first-class courtier who was given a purple robe, are you still not satisfied?"
That's right, His Majesty Li Er gave Zhang Sun Chong the position of Admiral of the Shenji Camp, and Fang Jun's compensation was the post of Minister of Rites. Of course, it was only a false title, but the real title was Minister of Rites, which was better than Minister of Work...
Fang Jun pouted.
This man is really good at talking. From the third rank, he was a cat-sized official. He was promoted to one rank and became the official third-rank official. It was like flying from the ground to the sky.
Although Fang Jun has always wanted to wear a purple robe, but a servant of the Ministry of Rites with a false title is still a waiter in time. If he wants power or not, he has no power, is there a bird?You must know that although it is called the Minister of Rites, it is actually just an empty title. It is used to enjoy the treatment of the Minister of Rites. There are three or four ministers of the Ritual at the same time in the court. There are more ministers of the Ministry of War. Hou Junji is the minister of the Ministry of War. Li Ji is also, Li Jing is still...
(End of this chapter)
