Chapter 481 Li 2 is stingy
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Gong Zi Xu
Chapter 481 Li Er is stingy
This matter is just a whim of Fang Jun. Lu Dongzan mentioned the highland barley wine, and then the highland barley wine was associated with the policies of the old and the United States to control those small countries in the Middle East.But if you want to implement it, you will naturally have to plan carefully.
But just after he returned home and spent a sleepless night in a daze, he was called by a servant sent by His Majesty Li Er...
Ruixue is clear and the weather is cold.
The maids and maids in the Tai Chi Palace also seemed to be afraid of the biting cold. They all hid in their own rooms or in the master's bedroom, and did not come out to wander, making Nuo Da's Tai Chi Palace seem empty.
In the study room of Shenlong Hall, His Majesty Li Er wore a set of long-sleeved uniforms, and stepped barefoot on the thick Persian carpet on the side of Fang Jun's "tribute". The room was burning with bone charcoal and filled with a faint fragrance. Warm and warm.
On the desk, there is an open memorial, and next to it are the four treasures of the study, which are slightly messy. The writing brush is dipped in ink, but it is just casually placed on the inkstone. It is obvious that His Majesty Li Er is just declaring this memorial.
"I don't know if Your Majesty called Wei Chen to come, what's the important thing?"
From Chengtianmen to the Divine Dragon Hall, the distance is not too close, and along the way, the cold air has already entered the body.As soon as he entered the room, the warm air collided with the cold air he carried, causing Fang Jun to shudder.
His Majesty Li Er held his hands and snorted when he heard the words: "Important? If it's really important, how can you, a hairless little baby like you, be able to advise?"
"..." Fang Jun was so choked that he touched his lips subconsciously, but a thin layer of fluff grew, symbolizing a male masculine beard, which was not yet formed.But speaking of it, his body is strong and powerful, and he is obviously well-developed, but his beard is not thick, which is also a strange thing.
As long as people who are strong and strong have strong body hair, they are also considered an anomaly, or they may not be old yet...
But even if we have nothing to say and can't do things well, then why did you call us here early in the morning?
Fang Jun remained silent, neither identifying himself as a child, nor refuting.
Isn't there a saying that silence is the best resistance...
He didn't speak, His Majesty Li Er didn't know what was going on, and he didn't speak. One of the ruler and minister lowered his head and counted the ants. Of course, there was no such thing in the Shenlong Palace in the winter... The other one was leisurely and looked up at the beam of the house.
Both of them are stubborn, and no one can bear to bow their heads first.
Don't think that His Majesty Li Er is the emperor, but Fang Jun is not afraid. You say that I am a little boy and I am not qualified to advise on major affairs. Then we will not say a word. It is possible that instead of being punished for speaking, we are guilty of not speaking. ?
Gradually, His Majesty Li Er became slightly annoyed.
It's not that his qi-raising skills are not as good as Fang Jun's, but that he's a little annoyed. Don't you have any fear of imperial power?Actually playing with me!
At this moment, Wang De led a few palace maids and served breakfast on a red sandalwood tray.
"Everyone, it's time for breakfast." Wang De bowed slightly and said respectfully.
"Yeah." His Majesty Li Er replied, and instead of looking at Fang Jun, who was somber, he sat down in front of a lacquer-carved kang table.
The palace maid placed the four side dishes on the table one by one, and then served a bowl of fragrant white rice porridge for His Majesty Li Er.
Fang Jun had some insomnia last night. He slept a little late. When he got up early in the morning, he was called by His Majesty Li Er, so he would have breakfast in the future.At this moment, he lowered his head and remained silent, but the evil smelled the fragrant white rice, and he could not help swallowing hard when he heard His Majesty Li Er chew a piece of something like a pickled cucumber or a pickled radish into a crisp sound. He spit, and his stomach growled softly...
This leader is too careless!
Call us here early in the morning, and don't say anything when you come here. I have to watch while you eat here. This is too inhumane!
Silently slandered in my heart, cursing His Majesty Li Er's mouth full of hot porridge...
At the door behind him, there was a sound of light footsteps.
Then, a soft and delicate voice sounded in his ears: "Hey, Fang Jun, what are you doing standing there stupidly? Why don't you have breakfast? Did you come here after breakfast?"
Fang Jun turned his head, and a beautiful smile appeared in front of him. It was Princess Gao Yang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
This girl is also a big girl, and she is more and more beautiful and beautiful. A crow's blue silk is combed in a bun on top of her head, revealing crystal-like jade ears, and she wears a light yellow skirt with a short collar, which complements her fair and slender neck.
With picturesque eyebrows, a beautiful nose and a mouth full of youthful beauty, it is no wonder that this eminent monk and virtuous man in history who can seduce the chickens is willing to break the precepts and fall into the world, indulging in the gentle village and losing his life. ...
Fang Jun was stunned...
Seeing Fang Jun staring blankly at herself, Princess Gao Yang is sweet and shy, and she is not in vain when she heard that her father was going to summon Fang Jun this morning, she woke up early in the morning to make breakfast and neat to pack up.
"Hey, does it look good?"
Princess Gao Yang carried her small hands behind her back, walking like a cat, gently paced in front of Fang Jun, raised a pretty face, bit her red lips lightly, and asked softly.
I have never seen Fang Jun so complacent in front of him. It seems that he doesn't care about his appearance...
There was a little coziness in my heart.
Fang Jun was still in a daze, he was thinking about the meaning of what Princess Gaoyang just said...
"It's beautiful... No! I mean, what did His Highness just say? Let me have breakfast?"
"Yeah!" Princess Gao Yang was delighted, and said with a blushing smile, "My father decided to summon you last night, so I got up early this morning at the slave house and made a few small dishes and porridge specially for my father. The emperor and you enjoy..."
I felt a little smug in my heart, it seemed that what Sister Changle said really made sense!
This dark-faced guy has never been good to me, probably because she likes those gentle and virtuous lady-type girls, and herself, she has always been willful and arrogant, and she likes to go against him. How can she be like this? Make him fall in love with me?
I just got up early and made a breakfast, and it really changed the guy's impression of me!
However, Fang Jun was thinking of something else...
"In other words, the breakfast that Your Majesty is enjoying now was actually made for me by Your Highness..."
"How do you talk?" Princess Gao Yang pouted, turned her back to Her Majesty Li Er, winked at Fang Jun, and whispered, "You want to die! I made it for the royal father, and you just borrowed the light along the way. That's it, you idiot who doesn't understand?"
Where does Fang Jun care about this!
The lord suddenly got angry in his heart, and he walked away from Princess Gaoyang in front of him in one step, walked up to the second Majesty Li, and asked, "Since it is the breakfast prepared by Her Royal Highness Princess for Wei Chen, why does Your Majesty eat it on her stomach, but let Wei Wei eat it? Is the minister staring at the side and starving?"
"Eh?" Princess Gao Yang blinked her eyes, looked at Fang Jun in confusion, and then looked at her father. Why didn't my father tell him that I prepared this meal?
His Majesty Li Er snorted and took a mouthful of porridge, then put a piece of green pickled cucumber into his mouth, chewed it, and then said slowly: "I see that you seem to be thinking about life, So I didn't interrupt your thoughts, I want to wait for you to finish thinking, and then invite you to have dinner with me! Hey, are you hungry?"
Fang Jun almost exploded!
This emperor, old man, is really insidious...
If you don't ask me to eat together, am I stupid or something, I dare to quarrel and have to grab food from the emperor, I still think the whip is not hard and the board is not painful, and I want to die or what?
But don't care now!The emperor was obviously revenge on himself for always irritating him, so now he's back.
This is also called Qiangu Yidi?
your uncle's...
Fang Jun sat down without saying a word, but fortunately he still knew a bit of etiquette. Instead of sitting directly opposite His Majesty Li Er, he sat sideways, and then stared at Wang De: "To this Marquis Serve the meal!"
Wang De understands the cause and effect, and naturally he can see that His Majesty has the intention to embarrass the boy. He also knows that Fang Jun seems to be angry with himself, but in fact he is only expressing his small dissatisfaction with His Majesty. Angry, he took the tableware and chopsticks that had been prepared on the side with a smile, and gave Fang Jun a bowl of porridge himself: "Master Hou, please eat!"
Seeing Wang De's pretentious appearance, Fang Jun himself laughed angrily, but he subconsciously said, "Thank you!"
Then he picked up the chopsticks, glanced at His Majesty Li Er, who was expressionless but with a lustful look in his eyes, moved his neck, and then... started!
This move can be regarded as stunned by several people present!
No matter how high or low, everyone lives in the palace, and they must obey the rules of etiquette in every word and deed. There must be a standard for sitting and lying down, not to mention the most important dining ceremony in Chinese etiquette.How often have you seen someone eat like this in front of His Majesty?
But seeing this gentleman is like the wind and the clouds, a few mouthfuls are a bowl of porridge, a chopstick picks up several pieces of side dishes, and even eats and drinks it, and in the blink of an eye, a small pot of fragrant white rice porridge is gone. The few dishes on the plate seemed to have been swept away, and the bottom of the plate reached the sky, leaving only a few pieces of wreckage...
Seeing this, Princess Gao Yang not only did not feel Fang Jun was rude and disrespectful, but was rather complacent.It must be the food he made that suits his taste, that's why he ate so much, and his heart was naturally filled with a feeling of contentment...
It's not that His Majesty Li Er has never seen someone who can eat it. Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, etc. are all people with big stomachs, but those who can eat Haisai like this in front of their own arms, in the past ten years, it has been no more.
Did this person really never think that he was the emperor who held the power of life and death?
Somehow, instead of being annoyed that he was not respected at all, there was some sadness and some relief in the heart of the Supreme Being...
(End of this chapter)
This matter is just a whim of Fang Jun. Lu Dongzan mentioned the highland barley wine, and then the highland barley wine was associated with the policies of the old and the United States to control those small countries in the Middle East.But if you want to implement it, you will naturally have to plan carefully.
But just after he returned home and spent a sleepless night in a daze, he was called by a servant sent by His Majesty Li Er...
Ruixue is clear and the weather is cold.
The maids and maids in the Tai Chi Palace also seemed to be afraid of the biting cold. They all hid in their own rooms or in the master's bedroom, and did not come out to wander, making Nuo Da's Tai Chi Palace seem empty.
In the study room of Shenlong Hall, His Majesty Li Er wore a set of long-sleeved uniforms, and stepped barefoot on the thick Persian carpet on the side of Fang Jun's "tribute". The room was burning with bone charcoal and filled with a faint fragrance. Warm and warm.
On the desk, there is an open memorial, and next to it are the four treasures of the study, which are slightly messy. The writing brush is dipped in ink, but it is just casually placed on the inkstone. It is obvious that His Majesty Li Er is just declaring this memorial.
"I don't know if Your Majesty called Wei Chen to come, what's the important thing?"
From Chengtianmen to the Divine Dragon Hall, the distance is not too close, and along the way, the cold air has already entered the body.As soon as he entered the room, the warm air collided with the cold air he carried, causing Fang Jun to shudder.
His Majesty Li Er held his hands and snorted when he heard the words: "Important? If it's really important, how can you, a hairless little baby like you, be able to advise?"
"..." Fang Jun was so choked that he touched his lips subconsciously, but a thin layer of fluff grew, symbolizing a male masculine beard, which was not yet formed.But speaking of it, his body is strong and powerful, and he is obviously well-developed, but his beard is not thick, which is also a strange thing.
As long as people who are strong and strong have strong body hair, they are also considered an anomaly, or they may not be old yet...
But even if we have nothing to say and can't do things well, then why did you call us here early in the morning?
Fang Jun remained silent, neither identifying himself as a child, nor refuting.
Isn't there a saying that silence is the best resistance...
He didn't speak, His Majesty Li Er didn't know what was going on, and he didn't speak. One of the ruler and minister lowered his head and counted the ants. Of course, there was no such thing in the Shenlong Palace in the winter... The other one was leisurely and looked up at the beam of the house.
Both of them are stubborn, and no one can bear to bow their heads first.
Don't think that His Majesty Li Er is the emperor, but Fang Jun is not afraid. You say that I am a little boy and I am not qualified to advise on major affairs. Then we will not say a word. It is possible that instead of being punished for speaking, we are guilty of not speaking. ?
Gradually, His Majesty Li Er became slightly annoyed.
It's not that his qi-raising skills are not as good as Fang Jun's, but that he's a little annoyed. Don't you have any fear of imperial power?Actually playing with me!
At this moment, Wang De led a few palace maids and served breakfast on a red sandalwood tray.
"Everyone, it's time for breakfast." Wang De bowed slightly and said respectfully.
"Yeah." His Majesty Li Er replied, and instead of looking at Fang Jun, who was somber, he sat down in front of a lacquer-carved kang table.
The palace maid placed the four side dishes on the table one by one, and then served a bowl of fragrant white rice porridge for His Majesty Li Er.
Fang Jun had some insomnia last night. He slept a little late. When he got up early in the morning, he was called by His Majesty Li Er, so he would have breakfast in the future.At this moment, he lowered his head and remained silent, but the evil smelled the fragrant white rice, and he could not help swallowing hard when he heard His Majesty Li Er chew a piece of something like a pickled cucumber or a pickled radish into a crisp sound. He spit, and his stomach growled softly...
This leader is too careless!
Call us here early in the morning, and don't say anything when you come here. I have to watch while you eat here. This is too inhumane!
Silently slandered in my heart, cursing His Majesty Li Er's mouth full of hot porridge...
At the door behind him, there was a sound of light footsteps.
Then, a soft and delicate voice sounded in his ears: "Hey, Fang Jun, what are you doing standing there stupidly? Why don't you have breakfast? Did you come here after breakfast?"
Fang Jun turned his head, and a beautiful smile appeared in front of him. It was Princess Gao Yang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
This girl is also a big girl, and she is more and more beautiful and beautiful. A crow's blue silk is combed in a bun on top of her head, revealing crystal-like jade ears, and she wears a light yellow skirt with a short collar, which complements her fair and slender neck.
With picturesque eyebrows, a beautiful nose and a mouth full of youthful beauty, it is no wonder that this eminent monk and virtuous man in history who can seduce the chickens is willing to break the precepts and fall into the world, indulging in the gentle village and losing his life. ...
Fang Jun was stunned...
Seeing Fang Jun staring blankly at herself, Princess Gao Yang is sweet and shy, and she is not in vain when she heard that her father was going to summon Fang Jun this morning, she woke up early in the morning to make breakfast and neat to pack up.
"Hey, does it look good?"
Princess Gao Yang carried her small hands behind her back, walking like a cat, gently paced in front of Fang Jun, raised a pretty face, bit her red lips lightly, and asked softly.
I have never seen Fang Jun so complacent in front of him. It seems that he doesn't care about his appearance...
There was a little coziness in my heart.
Fang Jun was still in a daze, he was thinking about the meaning of what Princess Gaoyang just said...
"It's beautiful... No! I mean, what did His Highness just say? Let me have breakfast?"
"Yeah!" Princess Gao Yang was delighted, and said with a blushing smile, "My father decided to summon you last night, so I got up early this morning at the slave house and made a few small dishes and porridge specially for my father. The emperor and you enjoy..."
I felt a little smug in my heart, it seemed that what Sister Changle said really made sense!
This dark-faced guy has never been good to me, probably because she likes those gentle and virtuous lady-type girls, and herself, she has always been willful and arrogant, and she likes to go against him. How can she be like this? Make him fall in love with me?
I just got up early and made a breakfast, and it really changed the guy's impression of me!
However, Fang Jun was thinking of something else...
"In other words, the breakfast that Your Majesty is enjoying now was actually made for me by Your Highness..."
"How do you talk?" Princess Gao Yang pouted, turned her back to Her Majesty Li Er, winked at Fang Jun, and whispered, "You want to die! I made it for the royal father, and you just borrowed the light along the way. That's it, you idiot who doesn't understand?"
Where does Fang Jun care about this!
The lord suddenly got angry in his heart, and he walked away from Princess Gaoyang in front of him in one step, walked up to the second Majesty Li, and asked, "Since it is the breakfast prepared by Her Royal Highness Princess for Wei Chen, why does Your Majesty eat it on her stomach, but let Wei Wei eat it? Is the minister staring at the side and starving?"
"Eh?" Princess Gao Yang blinked her eyes, looked at Fang Jun in confusion, and then looked at her father. Why didn't my father tell him that I prepared this meal?
His Majesty Li Er snorted and took a mouthful of porridge, then put a piece of green pickled cucumber into his mouth, chewed it, and then said slowly: "I see that you seem to be thinking about life, So I didn't interrupt your thoughts, I want to wait for you to finish thinking, and then invite you to have dinner with me! Hey, are you hungry?"
Fang Jun almost exploded!
This emperor, old man, is really insidious...
If you don't ask me to eat together, am I stupid or something, I dare to quarrel and have to grab food from the emperor, I still think the whip is not hard and the board is not painful, and I want to die or what?
But don't care now!The emperor was obviously revenge on himself for always irritating him, so now he's back.
This is also called Qiangu Yidi?
your uncle's...
Fang Jun sat down without saying a word, but fortunately he still knew a bit of etiquette. Instead of sitting directly opposite His Majesty Li Er, he sat sideways, and then stared at Wang De: "To this Marquis Serve the meal!"
Wang De understands the cause and effect, and naturally he can see that His Majesty has the intention to embarrass the boy. He also knows that Fang Jun seems to be angry with himself, but in fact he is only expressing his small dissatisfaction with His Majesty. Angry, he took the tableware and chopsticks that had been prepared on the side with a smile, and gave Fang Jun a bowl of porridge himself: "Master Hou, please eat!"
Seeing Wang De's pretentious appearance, Fang Jun himself laughed angrily, but he subconsciously said, "Thank you!"
Then he picked up the chopsticks, glanced at His Majesty Li Er, who was expressionless but with a lustful look in his eyes, moved his neck, and then... started!
This move can be regarded as stunned by several people present!
No matter how high or low, everyone lives in the palace, and they must obey the rules of etiquette in every word and deed. There must be a standard for sitting and lying down, not to mention the most important dining ceremony in Chinese etiquette.How often have you seen someone eat like this in front of His Majesty?
But seeing this gentleman is like the wind and the clouds, a few mouthfuls are a bowl of porridge, a chopstick picks up several pieces of side dishes, and even eats and drinks it, and in the blink of an eye, a small pot of fragrant white rice porridge is gone. The few dishes on the plate seemed to have been swept away, and the bottom of the plate reached the sky, leaving only a few pieces of wreckage...
Seeing this, Princess Gao Yang not only did not feel Fang Jun was rude and disrespectful, but was rather complacent.It must be the food he made that suits his taste, that's why he ate so much, and his heart was naturally filled with a feeling of contentment...
It's not that His Majesty Li Er has never seen someone who can eat it. Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, etc. are all people with big stomachs, but those who can eat Haisai like this in front of their own arms, in the past ten years, it has been no more.
Did this person really never think that he was the emperor who held the power of life and death?
Somehow, instead of being annoyed that he was not respected at all, there was some sadness and some relief in the heart of the Supreme Being...
(End of this chapter)
