Chapter 443 The Unlucky Feng Xiaoxiao
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Yu Ren Er Dai
Chapter 443 The Unlucky Feng Xiaoxiao
"Our heroine tonight, Ms. Chu Mengyao, the school belle, has arrived. Let's invite our heroine to light the fireworks of love for her!" The horn, like a master of ceremonies, shouted.
Chu Mengyao frowned. This was the most annoying thing for her. Zhong Pinliang would often come up with some messy ideas to put into action, such as writing blood books, which made Chu Mengyao speechless. How could this person compare Xiaoshu is still two?
Moreover, he is the real second, and Xiao Shu is the fake second.
When Feng Xiaoxiao passed by Lin Yi, he pretended to be inadvertent, and hung a firecracker on the ground directly on Lin Yi's pants, and then turned around to do other things without stopping.
"Heh..." Lin Yi smiled slightly, so this little girl had such an idea to blow herself up with firecrackers?Thinking too much?But Lin Yi didn't expose her right away, pretending not to notice, his eyes were still focused on Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu.
Feng Xiaoxiao's heartbeat was also very strong. After all, Lin Yi was different from ordinary people. What if he found out?Although the playground is crowded and noisy now, Lin Yi's vigilance is not low!
However, after Feng Xiaoxiao hung firecrackers behind Lin Yi's buttocks, he didn't see any special reaction from him, so he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Lin Yi probably focused all his attention on Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu, ignoring other things around him.
Zhong Pinliang was about to light the fireworks on the tree, and Feng Xiaoxiao quietly hid behind Lin Yi with a lighter. After Zhong Pinliang lit the fireworks, she would also quickly light the firecrackers on Lin Yi...
In this way, it will pretend to be Zhong Pinliang's fireworks are too intense, and half of the firecrackers will be blown here. If Lin Yi wants to blame, he can only blame God and his bad position, and he can't blame others. .
"Hoo--" Zhong Pinliang lit the firework, which was also specially made by him from the manufacturer. After being lifted into the air, it will form the five characters "Yaoyao I love you". Don't look at this seemingly simple firework, but it took Zhong Pinliang It cost a lot of money to customize it.
At the same time, Feng Xiaoxiao also used a lighter to light the firecrackers behind Lin Yi's buttocks, then turned around triumphantly, trying to hide away...
"Heh——" Lin Yi smiled slightly, and quickly untied the firecracker from his body, then hung it behind Feng Xiaoxiao's buttocks, and then tied a knot.
However, the tragedy is that Feng Xiaoxiao only cared about running a little farther, and didn't even notice that Lin Yi had hung firecrackers on the back of his buttocks. After running a few steps, he found that there seemed to be something dragging behind him. After slapping his leg, Feng Xiaoxiao turned his head in doubt, but after seeing it, he screamed: "Ah——"
Feng Xiaoxiao is going crazy!Aren't the firecrackers hung on Lin Yi's body?How did he run to himself?Looking up in Lin Yi's direction, he saw Lin Yi nodding to himself with a smirk.
Feng Xiaoxiao wanted to get rid of the firecrackers hanging behind him, but found that Lin Yi, a bad guy, had tied himself a knot, which he couldn't get rid of at all!
Seeing that the lead wire was about to burn out, Feng Xiaoxiao was really in a hurry, he couldn't drag his pants in front of the whole school, could he?What a shame!
Just as Feng Xiaoxiao was hesitating, the fuse had already burned out, and the firecrackers began to explode "crackling". Feng Xiaoxiao was so frightened that he quickly ran to Zhong Pinliang, shouting as he ran, "Help! Water!" , is there any water?"
Zhong Pinliang was proud of his masterpiece, and was about to shock the audience after the words "Yaoyao I love you" appeared in the sky, but suddenly he heard Feng Xiaoxiao's cry for help!
"Huh?!" Zhong Pinliang's eyes widened, and he looked at Feng Xiaoxiao's burning and exploding firecrackers in disbelief!Isn't she hanging on Lin Yi's body?How did she run to herself?
Before Feng Xiaoxiao hung up the firecrackers, he made a gesture to himself, telling himself that he could carry out the plan, so he lit the fireworks. Why did the firecrackers change positions in a blink of an eye?
"Sister Xiaoxiao, what are you..." Zhong Pinliang looked at Feng Xiaoxiao suspiciously and asked.
"Stop talking so much, quickly find me water and extinguish the firecrackers!" Feng Xiaoxiao was in a hurry, how could he have the time to explain to Zhong Pinliang?Now the firecrackers have blown up to my pants, and they are about to blow up to my ass...
"Water...water..." Zhong Pinliang looked around, but how could there be water around here?When I planted trees before, I poured a few buckets of water for irrigation, but they all poured into the soil...
When Zhong Pinliang was hesitating, the firecrackers had quickly exploded onto Feng Xiaoxiao's buttocks, directly burning several holes in her buttocks. Feng Xiaoxiao was about to cry, and no longer cared about his image, he fell to the ground and rolled over. After a few laps, the firecrackers were finally extinguished, but the fabric of the pants behind the buttocks was beyond recognition and it was so painful!
Feng Xiaoxiao believed that her panties must have been exposed, so she didn't even dare to stand up, her eyes were full of grievances, she wanted to cry!But I gritted my teeth and still didn't cry!
I'm Feng Xiaoxiao, I can't cry!I don't need other people's sympathy and pity, my crying is just cowardly!Feng Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, sat on the ground and said to Zhong Pinliang: "Take off your shirt and give it to me!"
"Ah? My shirt?" Zhong Pinliang was taken aback.
"Hurry up! Don't waste time!" Feng Xiaoxiao frowned.
"Okay... okay..." Zhong Pinliang couldn't afford to offend Feng Xiaoxiao, neither her background nor herself could offend Zhong Pinliang. Now that Feng Xiaoxiao spoke, Zhong Pinliang could only take off his shirt and hand it over Give Feng a smile.
Feng Xiaoxiao took Zhong Pinliang's shirt, quickly wrapped it around his waist, then got up and walked out of the crowd, walking towards the school gate...
Not to mention how uncomfortable Feng Xiaoxiao felt, he obviously wanted Lin Yi to make a fool of himself, but in the end he made a fool of himself!Although I didn't notice that the students watching were laughing at me, I was sure that I had become a laughing stock!
Being blown up by firecrackers, and being a girl again, this is as embarrassing as it is!
"Lin Yi! I'm going to eat you!" Feng Xiaoxiao was about to go crazy. Sitting in his car, he gritted his teeth angrily, mistaking the steering wheel for Lin Yi, and managed to extinguish the anger after a heavy blow...
However, after the fire was extinguished, bursts of burning pain came from the buttocks!I didn't pay attention before, but now that I've reacted, Feng Xiaoxiao dared not sit still because of the pain. She pouted her buttocks and started the car. She wanted to go home and rest quickly...
(End of this chapter)
"Our heroine tonight, Ms. Chu Mengyao, the school belle, has arrived. Let's invite our heroine to light the fireworks of love for her!" The horn, like a master of ceremonies, shouted.
Chu Mengyao frowned. This was the most annoying thing for her. Zhong Pinliang would often come up with some messy ideas to put into action, such as writing blood books, which made Chu Mengyao speechless. How could this person compare Xiaoshu is still two?
Moreover, he is the real second, and Xiao Shu is the fake second.
When Feng Xiaoxiao passed by Lin Yi, he pretended to be inadvertent, and hung a firecracker on the ground directly on Lin Yi's pants, and then turned around to do other things without stopping.
"Heh..." Lin Yi smiled slightly, so this little girl had such an idea to blow herself up with firecrackers?Thinking too much?But Lin Yi didn't expose her right away, pretending not to notice, his eyes were still focused on Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu.
Feng Xiaoxiao's heartbeat was also very strong. After all, Lin Yi was different from ordinary people. What if he found out?Although the playground is crowded and noisy now, Lin Yi's vigilance is not low!
However, after Feng Xiaoxiao hung firecrackers behind Lin Yi's buttocks, he didn't see any special reaction from him, so he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Lin Yi probably focused all his attention on Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu, ignoring other things around him.
Zhong Pinliang was about to light the fireworks on the tree, and Feng Xiaoxiao quietly hid behind Lin Yi with a lighter. After Zhong Pinliang lit the fireworks, she would also quickly light the firecrackers on Lin Yi...
In this way, it will pretend to be Zhong Pinliang's fireworks are too intense, and half of the firecrackers will be blown here. If Lin Yi wants to blame, he can only blame God and his bad position, and he can't blame others. .
"Hoo--" Zhong Pinliang lit the firework, which was also specially made by him from the manufacturer. After being lifted into the air, it will form the five characters "Yaoyao I love you". Don't look at this seemingly simple firework, but it took Zhong Pinliang It cost a lot of money to customize it.
At the same time, Feng Xiaoxiao also used a lighter to light the firecrackers behind Lin Yi's buttocks, then turned around triumphantly, trying to hide away...
"Heh——" Lin Yi smiled slightly, and quickly untied the firecracker from his body, then hung it behind Feng Xiaoxiao's buttocks, and then tied a knot.
However, the tragedy is that Feng Xiaoxiao only cared about running a little farther, and didn't even notice that Lin Yi had hung firecrackers on the back of his buttocks. After running a few steps, he found that there seemed to be something dragging behind him. After slapping his leg, Feng Xiaoxiao turned his head in doubt, but after seeing it, he screamed: "Ah——"
Feng Xiaoxiao is going crazy!Aren't the firecrackers hung on Lin Yi's body?How did he run to himself?Looking up in Lin Yi's direction, he saw Lin Yi nodding to himself with a smirk.
Feng Xiaoxiao wanted to get rid of the firecrackers hanging behind him, but found that Lin Yi, a bad guy, had tied himself a knot, which he couldn't get rid of at all!
Seeing that the lead wire was about to burn out, Feng Xiaoxiao was really in a hurry, he couldn't drag his pants in front of the whole school, could he?What a shame!
Just as Feng Xiaoxiao was hesitating, the fuse had already burned out, and the firecrackers began to explode "crackling". Feng Xiaoxiao was so frightened that he quickly ran to Zhong Pinliang, shouting as he ran, "Help! Water!" , is there any water?"
Zhong Pinliang was proud of his masterpiece, and was about to shock the audience after the words "Yaoyao I love you" appeared in the sky, but suddenly he heard Feng Xiaoxiao's cry for help!
"Huh?!" Zhong Pinliang's eyes widened, and he looked at Feng Xiaoxiao's burning and exploding firecrackers in disbelief!Isn't she hanging on Lin Yi's body?How did she run to herself?
Before Feng Xiaoxiao hung up the firecrackers, he made a gesture to himself, telling himself that he could carry out the plan, so he lit the fireworks. Why did the firecrackers change positions in a blink of an eye?
"Sister Xiaoxiao, what are you..." Zhong Pinliang looked at Feng Xiaoxiao suspiciously and asked.
"Stop talking so much, quickly find me water and extinguish the firecrackers!" Feng Xiaoxiao was in a hurry, how could he have the time to explain to Zhong Pinliang?Now the firecrackers have blown up to my pants, and they are about to blow up to my ass...
"Water...water..." Zhong Pinliang looked around, but how could there be water around here?When I planted trees before, I poured a few buckets of water for irrigation, but they all poured into the soil...
When Zhong Pinliang was hesitating, the firecrackers had quickly exploded onto Feng Xiaoxiao's buttocks, directly burning several holes in her buttocks. Feng Xiaoxiao was about to cry, and no longer cared about his image, he fell to the ground and rolled over. After a few laps, the firecrackers were finally extinguished, but the fabric of the pants behind the buttocks was beyond recognition and it was so painful!
Feng Xiaoxiao believed that her panties must have been exposed, so she didn't even dare to stand up, her eyes were full of grievances, she wanted to cry!But I gritted my teeth and still didn't cry!
I'm Feng Xiaoxiao, I can't cry!I don't need other people's sympathy and pity, my crying is just cowardly!Feng Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, sat on the ground and said to Zhong Pinliang: "Take off your shirt and give it to me!"
"Ah? My shirt?" Zhong Pinliang was taken aback.
"Hurry up! Don't waste time!" Feng Xiaoxiao frowned.
"Okay... okay..." Zhong Pinliang couldn't afford to offend Feng Xiaoxiao, neither her background nor herself could offend Zhong Pinliang. Now that Feng Xiaoxiao spoke, Zhong Pinliang could only take off his shirt and hand it over Give Feng a smile.
Feng Xiaoxiao took Zhong Pinliang's shirt, quickly wrapped it around his waist, then got up and walked out of the crowd, walking towards the school gate...
Not to mention how uncomfortable Feng Xiaoxiao felt, he obviously wanted Lin Yi to make a fool of himself, but in the end he made a fool of himself!Although I didn't notice that the students watching were laughing at me, I was sure that I had become a laughing stock!
Being blown up by firecrackers, and being a girl again, this is as embarrassing as it is!
"Lin Yi! I'm going to eat you!" Feng Xiaoxiao was about to go crazy. Sitting in his car, he gritted his teeth angrily, mistaking the steering wheel for Lin Yi, and managed to extinguish the anger after a heavy blow...
However, after the fire was extinguished, bursts of burning pain came from the buttocks!I didn't pay attention before, but now that I've reacted, Feng Xiaoxiao dared not sit still because of the pain. She pouted her buttocks and started the car. She wanted to go home and rest quickly...
(End of this chapter)
