Chapter 445: Test Failure
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Yu Ren Er Dai
Chapter 445: Test Failure
During class, Chu Mengyao saw that Chen Yushu was thinking hard, and she didn't know what she was thinking, so she asked, "Xiao Shu, what are you doing? Tossing and tossing?"
"Sister Yaoyao, I'm thinking, what wishes do I still have that haven't been fulfilled..." Chen Yushu felt that all his wishes had been fulfilled in the near future, and there was nothing left for Zhong Pinliang to do.
"Wish? Don't you want to eat shark meat?" Chu Mengyao didn't know what Chen Yushu was going to do, so she reminded her.
"Oh! Yes, yes, I want to eat shark meat!" Chen Yushu danced excitedly after being reminded by Chu Mengyao: "I want Zhong Pinliang to take me to eat shark meat!"
"Zhong Pinliang? Take you to eat shark meat?" Chu Mengyao was slightly taken aback.
"That's right, Zhong Pinliang asked me just now, what remedial measures can make you happier." Chen Yushu said.
"Don't go to him, if you want to eat shark meat, let Lin Yi catch it for you." Chu Mengyao didn't want to get involved with Zhong Pinliang.
"Don't worry, Sister Yaoyao, anyway, I told Zhong Pinliang that I won't implicate you." Chen Yushu has done this kind of thing with ease.
"Whatever you want..." Chu Mengyao didn't bother, because Chen Yushu had done this kind of thing too frequently in the past three years, and Chu Mengyao was a little numb.It's just that Chu Mengyao was a little skeptical. After Zhong Pinliang had been fooled a few times, how could he continue to trust Chen Yushu?
In the last class in the morning, Zhong Pinliang didn't go to class at all, and rushed to the night market street with Gao Xiaofu, bought two fried mushrooms in a hurry, and went back to school, and finally put the two fried mushrooms on the table before the lunch break at noon. in front of Chen Yushu.
"Oh, I'll tell you after I finish eating, it won't be crispy after a while." Chen Yushu waved his hand, indicating that Zhong Pinliang can leave.
Zhong Pinliang bowed his head and returned to his seat. He and Gao Xiaofu bought some buns. Zhong Pinliang had something on his mind, so he couldn't eat too much.
It was easy to see that Chen Yushu had finished eating the fried mushrooms, Zhong Pinliang stood up "Huo", and followed behind Chen Yushu to catch up.Chen Yushu went to throw away the lunch box of fried mushrooms, seeing Zhong Pinliang's impatient look, he secretly laughed.
There are still such stupid people who are not enough to be deceived, and they are in a hurry to let themselves be deceived.
"I said Xiao Liangzi, can't you let me calm down? You follow me every time I throw garbage..." Chen Yushu looked at Zhong Pinliang pretending to be displeased.
"Hey, Xiao Shu, am I in a hurry? I'll throw it away for you!" Zhong Pinliang took the sundries from Chen Yushu's hand after speaking: "What did Yaoyao say?"
"She said that what happened yesterday was okay, but recently the pressure of study is too great, and she wants to go out to have fun, and the school's summer camp will have to wait until May, so she wants to go out now!" Chen Yushu has already made up the reason.
"Oh, let's go out and play? That's great!" Zhong Pinliang almost cheered, his dream is to go out with Chu Mengyao and go out on a date!
"What are you thinking? How could Sister Yaoyao go out with you alone? She is not your girlfriend now?" Chen Yushu gave Zhong Pinliang a disdainful look.
However, in Zhong Pinliang's ears, instead of being disappointed, he felt very excited, because Chen Yushu said that "now" is not your girlfriend, that is to say, it may be in the future?Chu Mengyao is still interesting to herself?
Thinking of this, Zhong Pinliang was extremely happy: "Xiao Shu, tell me, where does Mengyao want to go?"
"Go to the beach? You organize a spring outing and let all the students in our class go, otherwise, it is impossible for sister Yaoyao to go with you alone!" Chen Yushu said.
"Okay, no problem, isn't it just a spring outing? I'll organize it in a while." Zhong Pinliang had a goal, nodded quickly, and went to help Chen Yushu take out the trash.
Chen Yushu took care of Zhong Pinliang, and went back to the classroom humming a song.
………………
To the surprise of Miracle Doctor Kang's family, this clinical trial did not have any effect!
The whole family, including Miracle Doctor Kang who took the "original" Yannian Yishou Detoxification Pill, did not show any signs of detoxification except for varying degrees of nausea and diarrhea!
Except for the cold sweat from diarrhea and prostration, there is no dirt on the body at all.
Miracle Doctor Kang stood upright and sat in the study. He had to call an urgent family meeting to study this matter!
"Zhaolong, what's the problem? Why haven't we achieved the effect of detoxification?" Miracle doctor Kang was very surprised. Logically speaking, even if the ingredients of shit were wrong, what he was eating was the original Detoxification Pill for Prolonging Life and Prolonging Life!Kang Zhaoming obviously had an effect after eating half of it, but he ate the other half. Why is his current situation the same as other people who ate shit?
"I don't know, Grandpa. It stands to reason that the ingredients are shit, and you are taking the original Longevity and Detoxification Pill. How could it not be effective?" Kang Zhaolong said dizzily, also feeling weak all over.
"Could it be that it varies from person to person?" Miracle Doctor Kang asked doubtfully.
"No, grandpa, I didn't work this time either..." Kang Mingming just stood up holding his stomach after half a sentence: "I can't, I have to pull my trouser pockets, I have to go to the toilet!"
As he said that, Kang Zhaoming ran out of the study in a row of farts.
However, no one thinks his farts are stinky, because everyone present is stinky today.
"Illuminating is right, he also has no effect, could it be that there is something wrong in our experiment?" Miracle Doctor Kang nodded and asked.
"This...Grandpa, I have imagined all the situations I can think of, but there is no way to explain it..." Kang Zhaolong shook his head: "Could it be that the food you ate before is different from what you ate afterwards?"
"It's not the same? Isn't the same pill divided into two parts?" Miracle Doctor Kang frowned.
"I'm just guessing, and I don't have any evidence now, but now that I think about it carefully, our research direction should be wrong." Kang Zhaolong said: "Before we were all overwhelmed by excitement, thinking that the most impossible thing It is the most likely, dog poop is life-prolonging and detoxification pill! But think about it carefully, is it really that simple?"
"You mean, the Yannian Yishou Detoxification Pill is not shit?" Doctor Kang calmed down and thought about it now. Kang Zhaolong's words were not unreasonable. If such a miraculous thing as the Yannian Yishou Detoxification Pill was just shit, it would be too simple right?
"Yes, this is just a guess, but I have two bold assumptions!" Kang Zhaolong is worthy of a doctorate, and he is the most educated member of the Kang family, and he can analyze things clearly.
"Let's listen to it!" Miracle Doctor Kang signaled him to continue talking.
(End of this chapter)
During class, Chu Mengyao saw that Chen Yushu was thinking hard, and she didn't know what she was thinking, so she asked, "Xiao Shu, what are you doing? Tossing and tossing?"
"Sister Yaoyao, I'm thinking, what wishes do I still have that haven't been fulfilled..." Chen Yushu felt that all his wishes had been fulfilled in the near future, and there was nothing left for Zhong Pinliang to do.
"Wish? Don't you want to eat shark meat?" Chu Mengyao didn't know what Chen Yushu was going to do, so she reminded her.
"Oh! Yes, yes, I want to eat shark meat!" Chen Yushu danced excitedly after being reminded by Chu Mengyao: "I want Zhong Pinliang to take me to eat shark meat!"
"Zhong Pinliang? Take you to eat shark meat?" Chu Mengyao was slightly taken aback.
"That's right, Zhong Pinliang asked me just now, what remedial measures can make you happier." Chen Yushu said.
"Don't go to him, if you want to eat shark meat, let Lin Yi catch it for you." Chu Mengyao didn't want to get involved with Zhong Pinliang.
"Don't worry, Sister Yaoyao, anyway, I told Zhong Pinliang that I won't implicate you." Chen Yushu has done this kind of thing with ease.
"Whatever you want..." Chu Mengyao didn't bother, because Chen Yushu had done this kind of thing too frequently in the past three years, and Chu Mengyao was a little numb.It's just that Chu Mengyao was a little skeptical. After Zhong Pinliang had been fooled a few times, how could he continue to trust Chen Yushu?
In the last class in the morning, Zhong Pinliang didn't go to class at all, and rushed to the night market street with Gao Xiaofu, bought two fried mushrooms in a hurry, and went back to school, and finally put the two fried mushrooms on the table before the lunch break at noon. in front of Chen Yushu.
"Oh, I'll tell you after I finish eating, it won't be crispy after a while." Chen Yushu waved his hand, indicating that Zhong Pinliang can leave.
Zhong Pinliang bowed his head and returned to his seat. He and Gao Xiaofu bought some buns. Zhong Pinliang had something on his mind, so he couldn't eat too much.
It was easy to see that Chen Yushu had finished eating the fried mushrooms, Zhong Pinliang stood up "Huo", and followed behind Chen Yushu to catch up.Chen Yushu went to throw away the lunch box of fried mushrooms, seeing Zhong Pinliang's impatient look, he secretly laughed.
There are still such stupid people who are not enough to be deceived, and they are in a hurry to let themselves be deceived.
"I said Xiao Liangzi, can't you let me calm down? You follow me every time I throw garbage..." Chen Yushu looked at Zhong Pinliang pretending to be displeased.
"Hey, Xiao Shu, am I in a hurry? I'll throw it away for you!" Zhong Pinliang took the sundries from Chen Yushu's hand after speaking: "What did Yaoyao say?"
"She said that what happened yesterday was okay, but recently the pressure of study is too great, and she wants to go out to have fun, and the school's summer camp will have to wait until May, so she wants to go out now!" Chen Yushu has already made up the reason.
"Oh, let's go out and play? That's great!" Zhong Pinliang almost cheered, his dream is to go out with Chu Mengyao and go out on a date!
"What are you thinking? How could Sister Yaoyao go out with you alone? She is not your girlfriend now?" Chen Yushu gave Zhong Pinliang a disdainful look.
However, in Zhong Pinliang's ears, instead of being disappointed, he felt very excited, because Chen Yushu said that "now" is not your girlfriend, that is to say, it may be in the future?Chu Mengyao is still interesting to herself?
Thinking of this, Zhong Pinliang was extremely happy: "Xiao Shu, tell me, where does Mengyao want to go?"
"Go to the beach? You organize a spring outing and let all the students in our class go, otherwise, it is impossible for sister Yaoyao to go with you alone!" Chen Yushu said.
"Okay, no problem, isn't it just a spring outing? I'll organize it in a while." Zhong Pinliang had a goal, nodded quickly, and went to help Chen Yushu take out the trash.
Chen Yushu took care of Zhong Pinliang, and went back to the classroom humming a song.
………………
To the surprise of Miracle Doctor Kang's family, this clinical trial did not have any effect!
The whole family, including Miracle Doctor Kang who took the "original" Yannian Yishou Detoxification Pill, did not show any signs of detoxification except for varying degrees of nausea and diarrhea!
Except for the cold sweat from diarrhea and prostration, there is no dirt on the body at all.
Miracle Doctor Kang stood upright and sat in the study. He had to call an urgent family meeting to study this matter!
"Zhaolong, what's the problem? Why haven't we achieved the effect of detoxification?" Miracle doctor Kang was very surprised. Logically speaking, even if the ingredients of shit were wrong, what he was eating was the original Detoxification Pill for Prolonging Life and Prolonging Life!Kang Zhaoming obviously had an effect after eating half of it, but he ate the other half. Why is his current situation the same as other people who ate shit?
"I don't know, Grandpa. It stands to reason that the ingredients are shit, and you are taking the original Longevity and Detoxification Pill. How could it not be effective?" Kang Zhaolong said dizzily, also feeling weak all over.
"Could it be that it varies from person to person?" Miracle Doctor Kang asked doubtfully.
"No, grandpa, I didn't work this time either..." Kang Mingming just stood up holding his stomach after half a sentence: "I can't, I have to pull my trouser pockets, I have to go to the toilet!"
As he said that, Kang Zhaoming ran out of the study in a row of farts.
However, no one thinks his farts are stinky, because everyone present is stinky today.
"Illuminating is right, he also has no effect, could it be that there is something wrong in our experiment?" Miracle Doctor Kang nodded and asked.
"This...Grandpa, I have imagined all the situations I can think of, but there is no way to explain it..." Kang Zhaolong shook his head: "Could it be that the food you ate before is different from what you ate afterwards?"
"It's not the same? Isn't the same pill divided into two parts?" Miracle Doctor Kang frowned.
"I'm just guessing, and I don't have any evidence now, but now that I think about it carefully, our research direction should be wrong." Kang Zhaolong said: "Before we were all overwhelmed by excitement, thinking that the most impossible thing It is the most likely, dog poop is life-prolonging and detoxification pill! But think about it carefully, is it really that simple?"
"You mean, the Yannian Yishou Detoxification Pill is not shit?" Doctor Kang calmed down and thought about it now. Kang Zhaolong's words were not unreasonable. If such a miraculous thing as the Yannian Yishou Detoxification Pill was just shit, it would be too simple right?
"Yes, this is just a guess, but I have two bold assumptions!" Kang Zhaolong is worthy of a doctorate, and he is the most educated member of the Kang family, and he can analyze things clearly.
"Let's listen to it!" Miracle Doctor Kang signaled him to continue talking.
(End of this chapter)
