Chapter 465 Put on a shark for a while?
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Yu Ren Er Dai
Chapter 465 Pretend to be a shark for a while?
"Is that so?" Chen Yushu was taken aback. She didn't know whether sharks were cold-blooded animals, so Zhong Pinliang explained this, and he believed it for the time being.
"Yes!" Zhong Pinliang said firmly: "Xiao Shu, I will make grilled sharks for you and Yaoyao now, fire sources are not allowed on the plane, so I specially brought a solar-powered barbecue grill, and I will show you high-tech in a while delicious food!"
"Oh, that's great, hurry up!" Chen Yushu was overjoyed when he heard that he would be able to eat grilled shark soon.
Chu Mengyao looked at the shark on the ground with a strange expression: "Why is this shark missing a fin?"
"Huh?" Zhong Pinliang widened his eyes and looked at the shark on the ground. Sure enough, he found that one fin was missing on one side of the shark!Moreover, it seems to have been cut off by someone...
Zhong Pinliang was so angry that he just wanted to scold his mother, how dare the supermarket owner lie to himself?Cut off one of the shark's fins, and sell him for such a high price, and then find someone to smash his shop!Grandma has a leg!
"This shark's fin must have been knocked off by Xiao Shu, yes! It was knocked off by a stone!" Zhong Pinliang explained.
"Really? I'm so good?" Chen Yushu also didn't quite believe that he could knock off the shark's fin.
"Your shark is not a quick-frozen shark bought in a supermarket, is it?" Chu Mengyao kicked the shark, and found that it was hard and had obviously been frozen.
"Yes, Sister Yaoyao, why does this shark look like it was bought in a supermarket? Look, there seems to be a price tag in the shark's mouth?" Chen Yushu also looked at the shark on the ground in doubt after being told by Chu Mengyao: " Is this the one I killed? Xiao Liangzi, did you make a mistake?"
"Yes, absolutely!" Zhong Pinliang glanced at the shark's mouth, and sure enough, he saw a white price tag, and he gritted his teeth angrily. This Gao Xiaofu was also blind, missing a fin and didn't see the price tag in his mouth. Haven't seen it yet?But Zhong Pinliang couldn't scold, so he could only laugh dryly and quickly took out the price tag from the shark's mouth, stuffed it into his own mouth, chewed two mouthfuls and swallowed it into his stomach: "This is not a price tag, it's scallop meat! It’s delicious! As the saying goes, people die for wealth and birds die for food, this shark must have swam to the shallow sea to eat scallops, but was stoned to death by Xiao Shu’s brave stone!”
Zhong Pinliang was afraid that these two people would see some flaws again, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Scallop meat? Then you eat it raw?" Chu Mengyao felt that something was wrong.
"This is something that sharks will eat even if they die. Can it be delicious? Uh... It's so fast, I should leave such a delicious thing to Yaoyao!" Zhong Pinliang said quickly.
"Then you should eat by yourself, don't call me Yaoyao, I sound awkward." Chu Mengyao reminded.
"Didn't Xiaoshu call you Yaoyao..." Zhong Pinliang couldn't help asking.
"Xiaoshu calls me Sister Yaoyao, why don't you call me too?" Chu Mengyao gave Zhong Pinliang a look, and said coldly.
"Uh... forget it then." Zhong Pinliang didn't want to become Chu Mengyao's younger brother. Wouldn't it be more difficult to pursue her in that way?After a haha, Zhong Pinliang said, "I'm going to grill the shark. All the boys in our class come over. Let's carve up the shark together. After it's roasted, everyone will have a share!"
Although some students, like Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu, were more or less skeptical about the origin of the shark in Zhong Pinliang's hands, but they heard that the shark will be grilled for a while, and everyone will have a share, so no one will eat it again. They helped Zhong Pinliang get busy by doing things that he hated, and his dislike towards Zhong Pinliang was much less.
Zhong Pinliang prepared the solar grill and waited for Gao Xiaofu looking left and right. After a while, he saw Gao Xiaofu running over with a piece of clothing around his head.
"How are you?" Zhong Pinliang asked in a low voice.
"Fortunately, it was only hit on the forehead, skin trauma!" Gao Xiaofu said.
"Why don't you hold on for a while before you sink to the bottom? You sink to the bottom before I have performed well. I am really shameless, and I haven't shown any heroic image!" Zhong Pinliang said with some complaints.
"Brother Liang, I can't do anything about it. Chen Yushu is too fierce, and he just threw a stone at him. If I don't hurry up and sink to the bottom, if another stone is thrown, I will die!" Gao Xiaofu said with lingering fear.
"That's true, but it's a complete matter, who knows why Chen Yushu is so active!" Zhong Pinliang shook his head.
"How about I pretend to be a shark again later?" Gao Xiaofu asked cautiously.
"Alright, let's talk later!" Zhong Pinliang nodded: "Now let's put the oven on the grill and prepare for the barbecue!"
After Zhong Pinliang and Gao Xiaofu set up the oven, and waited for a while, but the oven didn't heat up, Zhong Pinliang became a little anxious: "What's wrong with this thing? Why doesn't it work?"
"Not enough solar energy?" Gao Xiaofu looked up at the sun, and then said carefully.
"Then what should we do?" Zhong Pinliang took a look, and it was indeed cloudy.
"It's okay, isn't there a hand crank to help it, I'll crank it here, and then you blow on the charcoal in the grill, as long as it catches it, everything will be fine!" Gao Xiaofu said.
"Okay!" Zhong Pinliang nodded, and began to blow air into the stove, while Gao Xiaofu was biting the booster hard.
After tossing and tossing for a long time, Zhong Pinliang's mouth was almost swollen from blowing, and there was no smoke coming from the charcoal, and Gao Xiaofu's arms hurt from shaking.
"Why didn't you even light the fire?" Chen Yushu watched the boys cut the shark apart, and it was about to be broken into small pieces, but Zhong Pinliang didn't even light the stove: "What kind of stove are you?"
"It's a new type. I bought it on TV shopping. Brother Yu recommended it..." Gao Xiaofu said proudly.
"Can you believe in TV shopping?" Chen Yushu's eyes widened.
"This..." Zhong Pinliang almost kicked Gao Xiaofu to death, thinking it was really some high-tech product, it turned out to be an unreliable TV shopping!
"Brother Liang, don't be angry, it'll be fine soon! I'll work harder!" Gao Xiaofu said, and then accelerated the speed of shaking his hands, and couldn't help sweating profusely from exhaustion!
"Little Fuzi, why do you look like an Indian chief? You still have something wrapped around your head?" Chen Yushu said, wanting to pull up the clothes on Xiaofu's head...
"Don't! This means struggle. When you watch TV, those who want to strive are wearing cloth strips around their heads. Am I struggling to light the stove?" Gao Xiaofu quickly explained.
"Oh, that's it, then shake it faster, faster!" Chen Yushu encouraged, "I'm hungry! Sister Yaoyao said that if it's still not good, I'll find someone else to roast it!"
(End of this chapter)
"Is that so?" Chen Yushu was taken aback. She didn't know whether sharks were cold-blooded animals, so Zhong Pinliang explained this, and he believed it for the time being.
"Yes!" Zhong Pinliang said firmly: "Xiao Shu, I will make grilled sharks for you and Yaoyao now, fire sources are not allowed on the plane, so I specially brought a solar-powered barbecue grill, and I will show you high-tech in a while delicious food!"
"Oh, that's great, hurry up!" Chen Yushu was overjoyed when he heard that he would be able to eat grilled shark soon.
Chu Mengyao looked at the shark on the ground with a strange expression: "Why is this shark missing a fin?"
"Huh?" Zhong Pinliang widened his eyes and looked at the shark on the ground. Sure enough, he found that one fin was missing on one side of the shark!Moreover, it seems to have been cut off by someone...
Zhong Pinliang was so angry that he just wanted to scold his mother, how dare the supermarket owner lie to himself?Cut off one of the shark's fins, and sell him for such a high price, and then find someone to smash his shop!Grandma has a leg!
"This shark's fin must have been knocked off by Xiao Shu, yes! It was knocked off by a stone!" Zhong Pinliang explained.
"Really? I'm so good?" Chen Yushu also didn't quite believe that he could knock off the shark's fin.
"Your shark is not a quick-frozen shark bought in a supermarket, is it?" Chu Mengyao kicked the shark, and found that it was hard and had obviously been frozen.
"Yes, Sister Yaoyao, why does this shark look like it was bought in a supermarket? Look, there seems to be a price tag in the shark's mouth?" Chen Yushu also looked at the shark on the ground in doubt after being told by Chu Mengyao: " Is this the one I killed? Xiao Liangzi, did you make a mistake?"
"Yes, absolutely!" Zhong Pinliang glanced at the shark's mouth, and sure enough, he saw a white price tag, and he gritted his teeth angrily. This Gao Xiaofu was also blind, missing a fin and didn't see the price tag in his mouth. Haven't seen it yet?But Zhong Pinliang couldn't scold, so he could only laugh dryly and quickly took out the price tag from the shark's mouth, stuffed it into his own mouth, chewed two mouthfuls and swallowed it into his stomach: "This is not a price tag, it's scallop meat! It’s delicious! As the saying goes, people die for wealth and birds die for food, this shark must have swam to the shallow sea to eat scallops, but was stoned to death by Xiao Shu’s brave stone!”
Zhong Pinliang was afraid that these two people would see some flaws again, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Scallop meat? Then you eat it raw?" Chu Mengyao felt that something was wrong.
"This is something that sharks will eat even if they die. Can it be delicious? Uh... It's so fast, I should leave such a delicious thing to Yaoyao!" Zhong Pinliang said quickly.
"Then you should eat by yourself, don't call me Yaoyao, I sound awkward." Chu Mengyao reminded.
"Didn't Xiaoshu call you Yaoyao..." Zhong Pinliang couldn't help asking.
"Xiaoshu calls me Sister Yaoyao, why don't you call me too?" Chu Mengyao gave Zhong Pinliang a look, and said coldly.
"Uh... forget it then." Zhong Pinliang didn't want to become Chu Mengyao's younger brother. Wouldn't it be more difficult to pursue her in that way?After a haha, Zhong Pinliang said, "I'm going to grill the shark. All the boys in our class come over. Let's carve up the shark together. After it's roasted, everyone will have a share!"
Although some students, like Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu, were more or less skeptical about the origin of the shark in Zhong Pinliang's hands, but they heard that the shark will be grilled for a while, and everyone will have a share, so no one will eat it again. They helped Zhong Pinliang get busy by doing things that he hated, and his dislike towards Zhong Pinliang was much less.
Zhong Pinliang prepared the solar grill and waited for Gao Xiaofu looking left and right. After a while, he saw Gao Xiaofu running over with a piece of clothing around his head.
"How are you?" Zhong Pinliang asked in a low voice.
"Fortunately, it was only hit on the forehead, skin trauma!" Gao Xiaofu said.
"Why don't you hold on for a while before you sink to the bottom? You sink to the bottom before I have performed well. I am really shameless, and I haven't shown any heroic image!" Zhong Pinliang said with some complaints.
"Brother Liang, I can't do anything about it. Chen Yushu is too fierce, and he just threw a stone at him. If I don't hurry up and sink to the bottom, if another stone is thrown, I will die!" Gao Xiaofu said with lingering fear.
"That's true, but it's a complete matter, who knows why Chen Yushu is so active!" Zhong Pinliang shook his head.
"How about I pretend to be a shark again later?" Gao Xiaofu asked cautiously.
"Alright, let's talk later!" Zhong Pinliang nodded: "Now let's put the oven on the grill and prepare for the barbecue!"
After Zhong Pinliang and Gao Xiaofu set up the oven, and waited for a while, but the oven didn't heat up, Zhong Pinliang became a little anxious: "What's wrong with this thing? Why doesn't it work?"
"Not enough solar energy?" Gao Xiaofu looked up at the sun, and then said carefully.
"Then what should we do?" Zhong Pinliang took a look, and it was indeed cloudy.
"It's okay, isn't there a hand crank to help it, I'll crank it here, and then you blow on the charcoal in the grill, as long as it catches it, everything will be fine!" Gao Xiaofu said.
"Okay!" Zhong Pinliang nodded, and began to blow air into the stove, while Gao Xiaofu was biting the booster hard.
After tossing and tossing for a long time, Zhong Pinliang's mouth was almost swollen from blowing, and there was no smoke coming from the charcoal, and Gao Xiaofu's arms hurt from shaking.
"Why didn't you even light the fire?" Chen Yushu watched the boys cut the shark apart, and it was about to be broken into small pieces, but Zhong Pinliang didn't even light the stove: "What kind of stove are you?"
"It's a new type. I bought it on TV shopping. Brother Yu recommended it..." Gao Xiaofu said proudly.
"Can you believe in TV shopping?" Chen Yushu's eyes widened.
"This..." Zhong Pinliang almost kicked Gao Xiaofu to death, thinking it was really some high-tech product, it turned out to be an unreliable TV shopping!
"Brother Liang, don't be angry, it'll be fine soon! I'll work harder!" Gao Xiaofu said, and then accelerated the speed of shaking his hands, and couldn't help sweating profusely from exhaustion!
"Little Fuzi, why do you look like an Indian chief? You still have something wrapped around your head?" Chen Yushu said, wanting to pull up the clothes on Xiaofu's head...
"Don't! This means struggle. When you watch TV, those who want to strive are wearing cloth strips around their heads. Am I struggling to light the stove?" Gao Xiaofu quickly explained.
"Oh, that's it, then shake it faster, faster!" Chen Yushu encouraged, "I'm hungry! Sister Yaoyao said that if it's still not good, I'll find someone else to roast it!"
(End of this chapter)
