Chapter 781 Dear, please save me
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Yu Ren Er Dai
Chapter 781 Dear, please save me
"Hahahahahaha!" Brother Blackbird and all the big men laughed happily, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world!
"The police dare not say that they can wipe out our entire gang, but can your boyfriend? Is he Superman? Or Ultraman?" One of Blackbird's subordinates said sarcastically.
"Ha, does this little girl think her boyfriend is the protagonist of a fantasy novel? Is your boyfriend Liu Lei or Yang Ming?" Another brother Blackbird who likes to read online novels also asked in a mocking tone. They are both the protagonists of a novel called "Very Pure, Very Ambiguous Prequel".
Yu Xiaoke was nervous. Facing the ridicule from Brother Blackbird and others, she couldn't show too much guilt, so she could only laugh a few times: "My boyfriend...he...he...isn't here!"
Suddenly, Yu Xiaoke shouted excitedly: "He is right behind you, my dear, come and save me, help, help!"
"Just pretend, you want to distract us and wait for an opportunity to escape? Can we believe you?" Brother Blackbird sneered, obviously not believing what Yu Xiaoke said. In his opinion, Yu Xiaoke didn't There is a way, so I temporarily fabricated a boyfriend to confuse the public, so as to take the opportunity to escape.
"Really!" Yu Xiaoke continued to shout loudly: "Help me, husband, here, I am here! I am your Yu Xiaoke!"
Lin Yi didn't drive, so he naturally wouldn't take the main road again. He found a shortcut and crossed it by relying on the direction of the school he remembered.Of course, Lin Yi is not worried about going wrong, as long as the direction of the sun is correct, Lin Yi will not get lost!
This is the most basic rule of survival in the jungle. Only by being able to quickly identify the direction can one not get lost and survive.
Although Lin Yi was walking through a seemingly sparsely populated alley at the moment, Lin Yi knew that he was going in the right direction, so he was not worried.
After walking for not long, I saw five big men besieging a girl not far away!
Lin Yi belonged to the kind of person who had nothing to do with himself, unless the person involved knew him well, otherwise it would be very difficult for Lin Yi to meddle in his own business.
However, the girl's voice is somewhat familiar?Moreover, Lin Yi was taken aback by the girl's cry for help!
In this alley, besides yourself, is there anyone else?Lin Yi was shocked, why didn't he feel that there were other people approaching in the alley?Could it be that this little girl's husband is such a master that even he can't find his trace?
It's just that Lin Yi's guess was obviously wrong, because when Yu Xiaoke called "Dear", he shouted at Lin Yi, and there was no one else here except Lin Yi!
"You called me?" Lin Yi pointed at himself, a little confused, although Lin Yi had already recognized who the little girl in front of him was, but it was only a one-time relationship with her, and my dear must be out of the question.
Lin Yi's voice sounded, but Brother Hei Niao and those big guys were stunned for a moment!They thought Yu Xiaoke was barking, but in fact there was no one there!But Lin Yi's voice obviously made them change their minds!
"Look at this little girl! Don't let her run away!" After giving orders to the four men, Brother Blackbird turned around and looked at Lin Yi. Let it go!
Because, in his opinion, Lin Yi is just a little boy!Such a thin figure, where is his opponent?Even if Lin Yi is really Yu Xiaoke's boyfriend, it's probably just a little bit of lightness kung fu, how could he be the opponent of the five of him?
So, after just one glance, Brother Hei Niao completely ignored Lin Yi.
"Yes, dear, come and save me, these people want...to play with your wife!" Yu Xiaoke waved to Lin Yi.
"Huh?" Lin Yi's eyes widened. These people want to play with my wife?Are you playing with Tang Yun?However, Lin Yi immediately understood that Yu Xiaoke must have been besieged by these people. In desperation, he wanted to help himself, but was afraid that he would not help, so he first confirmed his identity, and then transferred the conflict to himself. Come on!
It seems that this female snitch is not stupid!
Lin Yi's impression of Yu Xiaoke can't be said to be good, but it can't be said to be bad either. At least Yu Xiaoke is quite beautiful and charming. This is what makes Lin Yi more pleasing to the eye.So when Yu Xiaoke was in trouble, Lin Yi decided to help or not, it all depended on Lin Yi's own mood.
"Are you Yu Xiaoke's man?" Hei Niao looked Lin Yi up and down with a bird's eye, as if he didn't pay attention to him at all.
Lin Yi ignored Brother Black Bird, but walked towards Yu Xiaoke, frowning as he walked, "Didn't I tell you to go home and practice for a few years before you come out? How about you, did you get caught stealing something?"
Lin Yi thought that Yu Xiaoke was besieged because he stole the black bird's things. In fact, Lin Yi's guess was right or wrong. Yu Xiaoke did steal money from these thieves, but it was nothing more than cheating. Although Brother Blackbird hated Yu Xiaoke, if it was just that, he would just catch her and extort a sum of money, so he wouldn't want to have sex with Yu Xiaoke!
The current situation is that Brother Blackbird's egg was kicked to pieces by Yu Xiaoke, which made him have the idea of taking Yu Xiaoke as a prisoner. In his opinion, if he didn't get Yu Xiaoke, how could he be worthy of himself? Exploding eggs?
"I was talking to you. Didn't you fucking hear? Did you come here?" Brother Blackbird stretched out his hand to stop Lin Yi, but he didn't stop him. In the blink of an eye, Lin Yi somehow ran there Yu Xiaoke's side!
"No! They are all thieves, help me drive them away!" Yu Xiaoke whispered to Lin Yi.
"A thief? Aren't you too?" Lin Yi asked back.
"It's different, I'm a good thief, they're bad thieves!" Yu Xiaoke was about to cry: "Please, help me first, okay? Otherwise, I'm going to lose my virginity!"
"Is there a difference between good and bad thieves?" Lin Yi couldn't help being amused after hearing this, but Yu Xiaoke's explanation is quite funny, isn't it? "Besides, what does your losing your virginity have to do with me?"
"Of course there are good thieves and bad thieves! I am a good thief, and they only do it for their own selfish desires. I am different from them!" Yu Xiaoke explained: "Look, I stole so much money, and I only wear clothes 20 yuan street stall!"
"Oh, you're a little stingy, stealing money and still wearing 20 yuan clothes?" Lin Yi glanced at Yu Xiaoke's clothes, and they were really rotten, a grade worse than Tang Yun's clothes, obviously She wasn't lying.
"Right, please help me, I can't beat them!" Yu Xiaoke said very bachelor.
(End of this chapter)
"Hahahahahaha!" Brother Blackbird and all the big men laughed happily, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world!
"The police dare not say that they can wipe out our entire gang, but can your boyfriend? Is he Superman? Or Ultraman?" One of Blackbird's subordinates said sarcastically.
"Ha, does this little girl think her boyfriend is the protagonist of a fantasy novel? Is your boyfriend Liu Lei or Yang Ming?" Another brother Blackbird who likes to read online novels also asked in a mocking tone. They are both the protagonists of a novel called "Very Pure, Very Ambiguous Prequel".
Yu Xiaoke was nervous. Facing the ridicule from Brother Blackbird and others, she couldn't show too much guilt, so she could only laugh a few times: "My boyfriend...he...he...isn't here!"
Suddenly, Yu Xiaoke shouted excitedly: "He is right behind you, my dear, come and save me, help, help!"
"Just pretend, you want to distract us and wait for an opportunity to escape? Can we believe you?" Brother Blackbird sneered, obviously not believing what Yu Xiaoke said. In his opinion, Yu Xiaoke didn't There is a way, so I temporarily fabricated a boyfriend to confuse the public, so as to take the opportunity to escape.
"Really!" Yu Xiaoke continued to shout loudly: "Help me, husband, here, I am here! I am your Yu Xiaoke!"
Lin Yi didn't drive, so he naturally wouldn't take the main road again. He found a shortcut and crossed it by relying on the direction of the school he remembered.Of course, Lin Yi is not worried about going wrong, as long as the direction of the sun is correct, Lin Yi will not get lost!
This is the most basic rule of survival in the jungle. Only by being able to quickly identify the direction can one not get lost and survive.
Although Lin Yi was walking through a seemingly sparsely populated alley at the moment, Lin Yi knew that he was going in the right direction, so he was not worried.
After walking for not long, I saw five big men besieging a girl not far away!
Lin Yi belonged to the kind of person who had nothing to do with himself, unless the person involved knew him well, otherwise it would be very difficult for Lin Yi to meddle in his own business.
However, the girl's voice is somewhat familiar?Moreover, Lin Yi was taken aback by the girl's cry for help!
In this alley, besides yourself, is there anyone else?Lin Yi was shocked, why didn't he feel that there were other people approaching in the alley?Could it be that this little girl's husband is such a master that even he can't find his trace?
It's just that Lin Yi's guess was obviously wrong, because when Yu Xiaoke called "Dear", he shouted at Lin Yi, and there was no one else here except Lin Yi!
"You called me?" Lin Yi pointed at himself, a little confused, although Lin Yi had already recognized who the little girl in front of him was, but it was only a one-time relationship with her, and my dear must be out of the question.
Lin Yi's voice sounded, but Brother Hei Niao and those big guys were stunned for a moment!They thought Yu Xiaoke was barking, but in fact there was no one there!But Lin Yi's voice obviously made them change their minds!
"Look at this little girl! Don't let her run away!" After giving orders to the four men, Brother Blackbird turned around and looked at Lin Yi. Let it go!
Because, in his opinion, Lin Yi is just a little boy!Such a thin figure, where is his opponent?Even if Lin Yi is really Yu Xiaoke's boyfriend, it's probably just a little bit of lightness kung fu, how could he be the opponent of the five of him?
So, after just one glance, Brother Hei Niao completely ignored Lin Yi.
"Yes, dear, come and save me, these people want...to play with your wife!" Yu Xiaoke waved to Lin Yi.
"Huh?" Lin Yi's eyes widened. These people want to play with my wife?Are you playing with Tang Yun?However, Lin Yi immediately understood that Yu Xiaoke must have been besieged by these people. In desperation, he wanted to help himself, but was afraid that he would not help, so he first confirmed his identity, and then transferred the conflict to himself. Come on!
It seems that this female snitch is not stupid!
Lin Yi's impression of Yu Xiaoke can't be said to be good, but it can't be said to be bad either. At least Yu Xiaoke is quite beautiful and charming. This is what makes Lin Yi more pleasing to the eye.So when Yu Xiaoke was in trouble, Lin Yi decided to help or not, it all depended on Lin Yi's own mood.
"Are you Yu Xiaoke's man?" Hei Niao looked Lin Yi up and down with a bird's eye, as if he didn't pay attention to him at all.
Lin Yi ignored Brother Black Bird, but walked towards Yu Xiaoke, frowning as he walked, "Didn't I tell you to go home and practice for a few years before you come out? How about you, did you get caught stealing something?"
Lin Yi thought that Yu Xiaoke was besieged because he stole the black bird's things. In fact, Lin Yi's guess was right or wrong. Yu Xiaoke did steal money from these thieves, but it was nothing more than cheating. Although Brother Blackbird hated Yu Xiaoke, if it was just that, he would just catch her and extort a sum of money, so he wouldn't want to have sex with Yu Xiaoke!
The current situation is that Brother Blackbird's egg was kicked to pieces by Yu Xiaoke, which made him have the idea of taking Yu Xiaoke as a prisoner. In his opinion, if he didn't get Yu Xiaoke, how could he be worthy of himself? Exploding eggs?
"I was talking to you. Didn't you fucking hear? Did you come here?" Brother Blackbird stretched out his hand to stop Lin Yi, but he didn't stop him. In the blink of an eye, Lin Yi somehow ran there Yu Xiaoke's side!
"No! They are all thieves, help me drive them away!" Yu Xiaoke whispered to Lin Yi.
"A thief? Aren't you too?" Lin Yi asked back.
"It's different, I'm a good thief, they're bad thieves!" Yu Xiaoke was about to cry: "Please, help me first, okay? Otherwise, I'm going to lose my virginity!"
"Is there a difference between good and bad thieves?" Lin Yi couldn't help being amused after hearing this, but Yu Xiaoke's explanation is quite funny, isn't it? "Besides, what does your losing your virginity have to do with me?"
"Of course there are good thieves and bad thieves! I am a good thief, and they only do it for their own selfish desires. I am different from them!" Yu Xiaoke explained: "Look, I stole so much money, and I only wear clothes 20 yuan street stall!"
"Oh, you're a little stingy, stealing money and still wearing 20 yuan clothes?" Lin Yi glanced at Yu Xiaoke's clothes, and they were really rotten, a grade worse than Tang Yun's clothes, obviously She wasn't lying.
"Right, please help me, I can't beat them!" Yu Xiaoke said very bachelor.
(End of this chapter)
