Chapter 24 Flender, "Xiao Gang, wake up, what are you going to do?"

Chapter 24 Flender, "Xiao Gang, wake up...fuck, what are you going to do?"

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"However, if I don't give the master and apprentice a surprise before leaving, how can I be worthy of my visit to Shrek Academy?"

Chen Yue had a deep smile on his face.

inside the house.

"That, little San..."

Seeing Tang San on all fours at this moment, Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched, and then he said seriously, "It's getting late, let's take a rest first!"

"What's the matter, wait for Sect Master Ning and the others to come tomorrow, let's discuss it together!"

Tang San nodded, and stood up with an unnatural expression on his face. Just as he took a step, the dog leg didn't stand still, so he staggered, subconsciously supported the ground with his hands, and then his head slumped The lower body bumped into Yu Xiaogang's body.

As we all know, when a person's limbs are on the ground, the head is aligned with the plane line. His kneeling and head hitting completely shocked Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Xiaogang, "..."

"┗|｀O′|┛哦~~!"

"hiss!"

Yu Xiaogang's complexion, at a speed visible to the naked eye, suddenly turned red from the original zombie face, and his face couldn't help showing the color of pain, subconsciously protecting Kun Kun with his two-handed sword, screaming and jumping Get up, like a jumping zombie, bounced away from the dean's office.

Tang San,"………"

"This damn dogleg!"

Tang San glared at his own dog leg fiercely. At this moment, he really wanted to chop off his own dog leg, but he was pure, handsome and unrestrained, and he didn't want to become a disabled person!

"Sooner or later, I'll find a way to recover my legs!"

Tang San thought bitterly, and then slowly crawled out of the office.

As soon as he walked out, he saw Yu Xiaogang jumping up and down. As if he had received some kind of boost, he jumped with a bang, hit his head on the tiles of the house, and then fell to the ground with a thud. He fell to the ground, passed out, and suffered a bloody head.

Tang San,"………"

It's certainly none of my business!
The corner of Tang San's mouth twitched, and Flanders, who was watching the show, was also dumbfounded, and quickly carried Yu Xiaogang to find the healing spirit master.

Thanks to Shrek Academy's great reputation at the moment, it has accepted many healing soul masters, otherwise, Master Yu Xiaogang might not be able to keep his mind! .

Thinking of this, Tang San looked around, taking advantage of the darkness when no one was around, on all fours, using the Eight Spider Lances, he quickly crawled out of the office.

"What's the sound? Why do I feel like a soul beast is crawling?"

"Are you having a nightmare? We are in the academy, how can we hear the sound of spirit beasts crawling?"

When he passed by the college dormitory, he heard the words of the student in this room, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He quickened his pace, hurriedly crawled away, and returned to the dormitory.

As we all know, Flanders' whole person exudes a "stuck" character. With his personality, he will definitely not be given a dormitory room full of seven monsters.

So, when Tang San came to the college dormitory at this moment, when he saw the four temporary rooms that Flender had built for the Seven Monsters, he fell into deep thought.

"Forget it, just choose one!"

The Seven Shrek Monsters, except for Ma Hongjun, are all in pairs, so it's no wonder that Flender thinks this way. Of course, if it wasn't for the Seven Monsters, maybe he just got two large dormitories here. One room for women and one room for women.

Tang San saw in the darkness behind him that his crawling seemed to have attracted the attention of many students rushing towards this direction. He immediately did not dare to hesitate any longer, for fear that he would die directly, so he randomly selected one The room closed with a bang and he walked in.

wet.

Tang San's first feeling when he came in was that the air was too humid, like a room moistened by a torrential rain, dripping wet.

"Strange?"

Tang San felt very strange, "How could this room be like this?"

He remembered that when he was in the Star Dou Great Forest, this room was still as usual, why is it only a few days old, and it's already drenched?
"Forget it, never mind, take a shower first and get some sleep!"

To be honest, the journey in the Star Dou Forest these past few days had made Tang Sanxian feel exhausted. He immediately stopped thinking about it and walked into the bathroom.

He had just walked into the bathroom, Chen Yue, Ah Yin and Xiao Wu appeared on the brand new couch.

"I'm in a little bit of a bad mood right now, and you all know that when I'm in a bad mood, I want to hit people, but I don't know, this Tang San has never been beaten..."

Chen Yue lay on the couch like an old man, squinting his eyes and looking at the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in front of him, showing a smile, but the words he spoke made the faces of both women change.

"No, don't, I beg you, don't cut me off three times, he, he is innocent, you have, if you have any dissatisfaction, just come to me..."

Xiao Wu is completely at a loss now. She doesn't know what use she is being kept by Chen Yue now. Every inch of her is already controlled by Chen Yue, and she feels that she is... getting more and more... Are you getting used to it?
No, it’s definitely not something I’m used to!
She just wants her three cuts not to be harmed!
Absolutely no other reason!
"What exactly do you want to do?"

Compared with Xiao Wu whose bottom line has been gradually dragged to the th floor of hell at this moment, Ah Yin seemed very reserved. She glared angrily at Chen Yue in front of her, "You...do you mean to bully us like this?"

"It's boring."

Chen Yue shrugged, as if he was about to get up, "It's still interesting to torture Tang San."

"Let's just take his—take it this time, um, it should be good to change it to a dog..."

Seeing Chen Yue seeming to want to get up, Xiao Wu, who had seen Tang San win the dog-leg with his own eyes, was immediately frightened and turned pale, and hurriedly leaned forward, "No, no, I beg you, don't treat me like this." I had three cuts, woo woo woo..."

At this moment, she felt a little bit dissatisfied with Ah Yinsheng in her heart. If she really did this, would she want to be a spiritual couple like Liu Erlong?

Ah Yin, "..."

Facing Xiao Wu's dissatisfied look, she was speechless. Looking at Xiao Wu who had lowered his head, she was unwilling to suppress the shame in her heart and lowered her head silently.

For her mistress, she admitted it!

"After so many years, the dean is still as stingy as ever!"

After a full hour, Tang San finished taking a shower. He looked at the water pipe that looked like water droplets speechlessly. He couldn't help but complain, shook his head, then left the bathroom and lay down on the bed.

"Ok?"

"Water leak?"

As soon as he lay down, he felt a touch of coolness. He turned over and asked, "Good guy, is this bed soaked by the rain and not yet dry?"

"No, why is this dean so stingy?"

This time, Tang San was even more dissatisfied.

Forgetting being a stingy yuppie with other students, Flanders actually used this leaky building to deal with the Shrek Seven Devils who had returned in glory?
Tang San couldn't help but cursed, but he had just stood up, and then subconsciously glanced at his dog legs, and then thought of the four-and-fours he had been in the Star Dou Forest these past few days, and the previous scene in the office. .

Tang San,"………"

"Forget it, I just finished taking a shower. If it gets dirty, I have to wash it again when I get back. It's only for one night, so just give it a try!"

Thinking like this, Tang San slowly fell into sleep...

In his dream, he dreamed of Xiao Wu, whom he longed for.

Not seeing each other for five years, the Xiao Wu in his mind is even more attractive, especially the blushing appearance, which completely made this pure and pure young master Tang San look straight at him!
"Xiao Wu, it's been five years, are you okay... I miss you so much?"

Hearing Tang San's murmuring, Xiao Wu's face suddenly changed, and turned redder at a speed visible to the naked eye. It seemed that Tang San's murmuring hand accidentally touched her, and Xiao Wu couldn't help but exclaimed, "ah!"

"Give me some response to your three cuts?"

Chen Yue smiled playfully and said, "Or maybe I can give you these three cuts and a little food?"

Xiao Wu, "..."

The education during this period was very successful. This toy rabbit has understood the situation clearly and has become extremely obedient. Even if she is asked to treat the innocent Tang San to eat less Ollie on the spot, it probably won't be a problem.

What's more, is it such a small thing?

soon.

The sky began to brighten up.

With a tired look on his face, Flanders carried Yu Xiaogang, who had been cured, back to the dormitory of dormitory workers. As soon as he entered the room, he also felt a wet smell. He frowned and cursed. "You guys, how dare the construction team in Tiandou City do such corruption?"

"Still cutting corners?"

It happened to be a heavy rain two days ago, and now the room feels damp. Flender is not an idiot, so he immediately thought that the group of construction teams he invited made the monsters, and they must have cut corners and embezzled. The golden soul coin of his four-eyed owl!
"No, I have to go get one of their books tomorrow!"

Flanders thought bitterly, and suddenly frowned, "Wait a minute, why does it smell like Erlong?"

Just when he was feeling very puzzled, he heard Yu Xiaogang talking in his sleep, "Erlong, Erlong, I look like you!"

thump!
Flanders was pressed to the ground and rubbed, "???"

No, you are attracted to Erlong, why did you push me to the ground?
"Hey, Xiaogang, wake up! I'm not Erlong... Damn it, what are you going to do?"

Flender cursed and was about to throw off Yu Xiaogang, but for some reason, his soul power could not be used at this moment, and then he saw in horror that at this moment, Yu Xiaogang's face was covered with sweat The expression on his face immediately frightened him out of his wits, "Fuck, what are you doing? Get out!"

"Erlong, I miss you so much. Let's have a child...just, just because our Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex family has many bloodlines, okay?"

Flanders, "???"

No, you want to go find Erlongmei, why are you looking for me? ?

"Don't come here!"

(End of this chapter)