Chapter 417 "Talk against Confucians"
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Xiao Zhi Le
Chapter 417 "Talk against Confucians"
Chapter 417 "Talk against Confucians"
Seeing this, Jiang Yan felt a little helpless. Of course she wanted to flatter these guests, but rules are rules, and she couldn't change Qin Qi's choice.
"Everyone, don't embarrass Jiang Meiren, but those old gentlemen's questions are really boring. I don't think it's better than this. Let's change the rules and let us come up with the questions, how about it?" a nobleman said.
"Haha, brother Li's proposal is interesting, Director Jiang, what do you think?"
As soon as the noble son opened his mouth, many people immediately became interested and booed one after another. Jiang Yan couldn't help but feel embarrassed, but although the Chaofeng Tower was expensive, it was all because of the support of these guests, so it was natural to follow their wishes.
Moreover, Qin Qi may not be able to answer the questions asked by the old man, and it would be inappropriate to add trouble.
At that moment Jiang Yan smiled slightly and said, "Since this is the case, the slave family will make an exception for all the guests, but since it is an exception, it is natural to give this young master some preferential treatment. Right, how about it?"
Jiang Yan's words were very tactful. She simply felt that this group of guys had no knowledge at all. Apart from being right, they probably wouldn't have any problems.
"Okay, I'm good at this, let's do it!" Those guys immediately agreed.
"What do you think, sir?" Jiang Yan looked at Qin Qi.
Right pair?
Isn't this a reward? Qin Qi was playing the game back then, and he won the pairing competition in the Chaos Era. Whether it's poetic, funny, or even obscene, Qin Qi always hits the mark!
Alas, it's time to relax and relax after beating life and death recently and upgrading crazily.
"Ding, congratulations to the player for triggering the task 'Talk against Confucianism', do you accept it?"
Qin Qi was about to agree, but he came up with a mission, and he was overjoyed. Isn't this the rhythm of killing two birds with one stone?
It's just that this Nima can also be called a tongue war against the Confucians, and Qin Qi felt that Zhuge Liang was about to jump out and beat him.
But forget it, accept it!
"Ding, congratulations to the player for accepting the AA-level quest 'War with the Confucianists', the quest reward is Core of Flesh 1"
The core of flesh and blood?
What is this!
Qin Qi frowned, planning to leave it alone and finish the task.
"Then let's start." Qin Qi said to Jiang Yan.
"Please come with me, my lord." Jiang Yan smiled slightly, and led Qin Qi up to the high stage, while all the dancers made it to the side. Now, it was Qin Qi's home court.
"Hey, I'm not talented, I'm willing to come up with an upper couplet, boy, listen up!" A young master who was as fat as a pig was the first to speak. It looked like a pig's head, and he didn't have much ink.
The pig's head shook its head and brain for a while, and after making enough gestures, it said: "The first couplet is, there is a bird on the tree, the bird shakes the tree, the bird flies away, and the tree shakes three times!"
"Hehe, fat man, you can do it, and you're still right?"
"Haha, fat man, what kind of Shanglian are you? You really don't make any sense. I think you should go back and study more!"
As soon as this couplet came out, it immediately attracted a lot of uproar, and the atmosphere became more heated. Those educated people naturally sneered, but most of them found it interesting, and even Jiang Yan covered her mouth and chuckled.
What's wrong with this Shanglian?
Qin Qi thought for a while, and said: "The next line is, the fat man goes to pee, the bird shakes to pee, and the bird shakes three times after peeing!"
"Pfft!" Many people spit out the wine from their mouths, this damn, is so talented!
"Hahaha, God is right, God is right!"
"Fatty, come on, give me a little shake!"
"Rogue!" But some ladies spat out.
"Fuck, you're ruthless, pass it!" The fat man had a good temper, he laughed loudly, showing no sign of getting angry.
It started with the fat man, and of course other people would also come to play, and then a son said: "Here I come, the first couplet is, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp drink water, the truth will come out!"
"Brother, your Shanglian is not much better than mine!" the fat man said immediately.
"Cut, this is cultural connotation, you know what a fart!"
"Boy, hurry up!"
"Wait a minute, I'll drink some water first."
Qin Qi thought for a while, and said: "The second line is, the master presses the wife, the wife presses the bed, the bed presses the ground, and the earth shakes!"
"Pfft!" The brother who was drinking water just now spewed out.
"This guy, why are you full of these wretched things, really..." On the top floor, in a box above the wings of the phoenix, two extremely beautiful girls were sitting, one of them was dressed in green, extremely delicate , but the chest is flat, but there is nothing.
If Qin Qi was here, he would have recognized this girl at the first sight. After all, her chest is so flat, there is no one else except Luluo!
It never occurred to Lu Luo not to go far away, but right here and in Chaotian City.
At this moment, Lu Luo was covering the ears of a girl beside her, with an angry expression on her face.
As for the girl whose ears were covered by her, her face was full of innocence, which was the purest beauty in the world, as if looking at her, any filth could be purified.
"Baby Luo, what are you doing?" the girl asked, her voice was like an oriole in the empty valley, extremely sweet.
"Oh, don't ask, just don't listen." Luluo said, with a little more force in her hand, for fear that the girl might hear something she shouldn't hear.
The girl tilted her head, just smiled and said nothing.
"Hmph, what's the point of listening to her at this age, anyway, sooner or later she will be in the bed of a dragon, so it's good to study more." But there was a laughing sound.
Hearing this voice, Luluo's eyes narrowed immediately, she naturally knew who the owner of the voice was, snorted immediately, and said, "Hmph, it's really a little wild cat, it likes to walk through windows."
"Haha, Baby Luo still hates me as always, but with your current level, you are no match for me!" Ye Yuexin came down from the window and walked to Luluo with a smile.
"Yuexin, long time no see!" The beautiful girl clasped her hands together and said happily.
"Long time no see, Xiaohuang!" Ye Yuexin chuckled, sat next to the girl and hugged her, with her head arched into the girl's arms, looking like a cat.
Seeing this, the corners of Luluo's eyes trembled, and she snorted, "What the hell are you doing here!"
"I want you to take care of it!" Ye Yue thought in his heart.
The corner of Luluo's mouth twitched, she was angrily silent, very unhappy.
"I'm so happy to see you unhappy, haha!" Ye Yuexin laughed.
"Are you going to fight?" Lu Luo puffed up her cheeks and said.
"You can beat me now?" Ye Yuexin raised her eyebrows.
"..." Lu Luo was immediately discouraged, she really couldn't beat her.
"Okay, you two don't fight as soon as you meet, like before, let's play together hand in hand, how nice!" the girl laughed.
"Okay, I'll give Xiao Huang a face and stop arguing with you." Ye Yue thought, shrinking and curling up, and the scholar's hat on her head fell off, revealing two cute black cat ears.
When the girl saw these two ears, her eyes lit up immediately, and she stroked them lightly, while Ye Yuexin snorted twice comfortably, and found a more comfortable position to fall asleep, a lazy cat with capital letters.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 417 "Talk against Confucians"
Seeing this, Jiang Yan felt a little helpless. Of course she wanted to flatter these guests, but rules are rules, and she couldn't change Qin Qi's choice.
"Everyone, don't embarrass Jiang Meiren, but those old gentlemen's questions are really boring. I don't think it's better than this. Let's change the rules and let us come up with the questions, how about it?" a nobleman said.
"Haha, brother Li's proposal is interesting, Director Jiang, what do you think?"
As soon as the noble son opened his mouth, many people immediately became interested and booed one after another. Jiang Yan couldn't help but feel embarrassed, but although the Chaofeng Tower was expensive, it was all because of the support of these guests, so it was natural to follow their wishes.
Moreover, Qin Qi may not be able to answer the questions asked by the old man, and it would be inappropriate to add trouble.
At that moment Jiang Yan smiled slightly and said, "Since this is the case, the slave family will make an exception for all the guests, but since it is an exception, it is natural to give this young master some preferential treatment. Right, how about it?"
Jiang Yan's words were very tactful. She simply felt that this group of guys had no knowledge at all. Apart from being right, they probably wouldn't have any problems.
"Okay, I'm good at this, let's do it!" Those guys immediately agreed.
"What do you think, sir?" Jiang Yan looked at Qin Qi.
Right pair?
Isn't this a reward? Qin Qi was playing the game back then, and he won the pairing competition in the Chaos Era. Whether it's poetic, funny, or even obscene, Qin Qi always hits the mark!
Alas, it's time to relax and relax after beating life and death recently and upgrading crazily.
"Ding, congratulations to the player for triggering the task 'Talk against Confucianism', do you accept it?"
Qin Qi was about to agree, but he came up with a mission, and he was overjoyed. Isn't this the rhythm of killing two birds with one stone?
It's just that this Nima can also be called a tongue war against the Confucians, and Qin Qi felt that Zhuge Liang was about to jump out and beat him.
But forget it, accept it!
"Ding, congratulations to the player for accepting the AA-level quest 'War with the Confucianists', the quest reward is Core of Flesh 1"
The core of flesh and blood?
What is this!
Qin Qi frowned, planning to leave it alone and finish the task.
"Then let's start." Qin Qi said to Jiang Yan.
"Please come with me, my lord." Jiang Yan smiled slightly, and led Qin Qi up to the high stage, while all the dancers made it to the side. Now, it was Qin Qi's home court.
"Hey, I'm not talented, I'm willing to come up with an upper couplet, boy, listen up!" A young master who was as fat as a pig was the first to speak. It looked like a pig's head, and he didn't have much ink.
The pig's head shook its head and brain for a while, and after making enough gestures, it said: "The first couplet is, there is a bird on the tree, the bird shakes the tree, the bird flies away, and the tree shakes three times!"
"Hehe, fat man, you can do it, and you're still right?"
"Haha, fat man, what kind of Shanglian are you? You really don't make any sense. I think you should go back and study more!"
As soon as this couplet came out, it immediately attracted a lot of uproar, and the atmosphere became more heated. Those educated people naturally sneered, but most of them found it interesting, and even Jiang Yan covered her mouth and chuckled.
What's wrong with this Shanglian?
Qin Qi thought for a while, and said: "The next line is, the fat man goes to pee, the bird shakes to pee, and the bird shakes three times after peeing!"
"Pfft!" Many people spit out the wine from their mouths, this damn, is so talented!
"Hahaha, God is right, God is right!"
"Fatty, come on, give me a little shake!"
"Rogue!" But some ladies spat out.
"Fuck, you're ruthless, pass it!" The fat man had a good temper, he laughed loudly, showing no sign of getting angry.
It started with the fat man, and of course other people would also come to play, and then a son said: "Here I come, the first couplet is, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp drink water, the truth will come out!"
"Brother, your Shanglian is not much better than mine!" the fat man said immediately.
"Cut, this is cultural connotation, you know what a fart!"
"Boy, hurry up!"
"Wait a minute, I'll drink some water first."
Qin Qi thought for a while, and said: "The second line is, the master presses the wife, the wife presses the bed, the bed presses the ground, and the earth shakes!"
"Pfft!" The brother who was drinking water just now spewed out.
"This guy, why are you full of these wretched things, really..." On the top floor, in a box above the wings of the phoenix, two extremely beautiful girls were sitting, one of them was dressed in green, extremely delicate , but the chest is flat, but there is nothing.
If Qin Qi was here, he would have recognized this girl at the first sight. After all, her chest is so flat, there is no one else except Luluo!
It never occurred to Lu Luo not to go far away, but right here and in Chaotian City.
At this moment, Lu Luo was covering the ears of a girl beside her, with an angry expression on her face.
As for the girl whose ears were covered by her, her face was full of innocence, which was the purest beauty in the world, as if looking at her, any filth could be purified.
"Baby Luo, what are you doing?" the girl asked, her voice was like an oriole in the empty valley, extremely sweet.
"Oh, don't ask, just don't listen." Luluo said, with a little more force in her hand, for fear that the girl might hear something she shouldn't hear.
The girl tilted her head, just smiled and said nothing.
"Hmph, what's the point of listening to her at this age, anyway, sooner or later she will be in the bed of a dragon, so it's good to study more." But there was a laughing sound.
Hearing this voice, Luluo's eyes narrowed immediately, she naturally knew who the owner of the voice was, snorted immediately, and said, "Hmph, it's really a little wild cat, it likes to walk through windows."
"Haha, Baby Luo still hates me as always, but with your current level, you are no match for me!" Ye Yuexin came down from the window and walked to Luluo with a smile.
"Yuexin, long time no see!" The beautiful girl clasped her hands together and said happily.
"Long time no see, Xiaohuang!" Ye Yuexin chuckled, sat next to the girl and hugged her, with her head arched into the girl's arms, looking like a cat.
Seeing this, the corners of Luluo's eyes trembled, and she snorted, "What the hell are you doing here!"
"I want you to take care of it!" Ye Yue thought in his heart.
The corner of Luluo's mouth twitched, she was angrily silent, very unhappy.
"I'm so happy to see you unhappy, haha!" Ye Yuexin laughed.
"Are you going to fight?" Lu Luo puffed up her cheeks and said.
"You can beat me now?" Ye Yuexin raised her eyebrows.
"..." Lu Luo was immediately discouraged, she really couldn't beat her.
"Okay, you two don't fight as soon as you meet, like before, let's play together hand in hand, how nice!" the girl laughed.
"Okay, I'll give Xiao Huang a face and stop arguing with you." Ye Yue thought, shrinking and curling up, and the scholar's hat on her head fell off, revealing two cute black cat ears.
When the girl saw these two ears, her eyes lit up immediately, and she stroked them lightly, while Ye Yuexin snorted twice comfortably, and found a more comfortable position to fall asleep, a lazy cat with capital letters.
(End of this chapter)
