Chapter 1 Giant Python
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Yun Yin Shen
Chapter 1 Giant Python
June 1991, 6, London Zoo.
McGuffin Albert half-lyed on a park chair, lazily bathed in the sun, feeling warm and comfortable on his face.
There was a copy of the Thames Daily on the chair beside him, and he wanted to see what chances of making a fortune were now available.
At only 11 years old, he feels that he is wasting his time, accomplishing nothing, wasting the opportunities God gave him.
Must cheer up, MacGuffin!It can't go on like this.
That's right, McGuffin Albert is a time traveler, and he has been in this parallel world of Britain in the 90s for more than two years.
Compared to his brothers and sisters in this life, one is the eldest brother Clooney Albert, who is a high school star football striker, and the other is Emily Albert, the older sister of a talented high school girl. These two guys seem to be a bit of a waste for McGuffin.
The only ordinary children in this family are the younger sister Amanda and McGuffin.
Amanda Albert was lying on the glass watching the chimpanzee inside, screaming from time to time, excited, and kept calling McGuffin to let him watch together.
--What catches your eyes?
After all, children are children, and little things will make a fuss.
McGuffin was filled with melancholy, he was thinking about important matters related to his own life, and he had to think carefully about them.
Although when he came to this world, he naturally came with a system in his mind, but - this broken system is useless at all.
The 'Sand Sculpture System' hasn't been activated yet, but as a reborn traverser, even if he doesn't hate the sky, he still wants to be a prince,... At least achieve a small goal?
Otherwise, the rebirth will be in vain, wasting such a good opportunity.
"McGuffin, come and watch the gorillas fight! A big one is on top of the little one."
"It's fighting."
Accompanied by Amanda's childish voice, there is also the strange high-pitched cry of the orangutan.
ooh, ooh...
What's so strange!After all, he is just a kid, so it is easy to make a fuss over a little thing!
McGuffin glanced casually into the glass.
! ! ! (all)
"'Strike' is really intense!"
McGuffin hurriedly pulled away Amanda, who was sticking to the glass window and staring with wide-eyed relish.
"What are you doing? I want to take a look. Helen from the neighbor next door also said that she has seen her parents fight, but I haven't seen it yet..."
C... This... I can't stand it.
Three streaks of cold sweat broke out on McGuffin's head.
Just pull it away!
The openness of Europeans and Americans really opened his eyes.
McGuffin sticks to the principles in his heart.
——Little kid can't watch this kind of stuff!
This isn't the kind of thing kids would watch, even if it wasn't a 'fight' between species.
McGuffin dragged Amanda away from the mammal area and headed towards the reptile hall.
"I'm not afraid of 'fighting' again this time."
McGuffin thought this in his heart, ignoring the yelling of the kid next to him, "Little Douding".
"Let me tell you, if you continue like this, you will become the most low boy in the school,...you will not find a girlfriend,...I will tell Emily you..."
Emily Albert is the 16-year-old sister of McGuffin and Amanda. Now she has become a college student at Oxford University. She is usually a child of someone else's family. She is a high-IQ student bully.
It was also her proposal to come to the zoo this weekend.
According to her original plan for McGuffin's parents, it was to take advantage of her rare free time today to cultivate a brother-sister relationship-she would take McGuffin and Amanda, a little bean, to visit the zoo together.
But as soon as she came to the zoo, she said frantically that she had made some great discovery, and left behind two oil bottles under the age of 12.
Such a big heart!
McGuffin could only complain like this, and began to take care of 'Xiao Douding' who was two years younger than him.
After all, Amanda is a 9-year-old little girl, and soon forgot about the previous incident, and started running and screaming in the reptile hall. .
"McGuffin, look, big snake! Slippery,..."
"Crocodile, MacGuffin!"
The hall is cold and dark, with large transparent glass on the four walls and dim yellow lights inside.All kinds of snakes and lizards lie on the branches, stroll on the stones, or spit out letters with their bodies motionless.
McGuffin dragged Amanda around the reptile house twice, and then proposed to Amanda to leave for lunch.
"Do you want to eat?" McGuffin could see the tangle in Xiaodouding's eyes. She wanted to eat even after playing, especially after McGuffin suggested going to the ice cream cake shop.
This little bean is her favorite big ice cream sundae.
"Okay, I want the biggest strawberry ice cream sundae! Add sugar, add chocolate."
"Yes, yes, yes." McGuffin repeatedly agreed, wanting to coax this little Douding out first.
Amanda bit her finger and finally decided to go to eat first and then come back.
When the two walked halfway, they almost collided with a domineering, swaying fat man, and behind him was a thin monkey-like follower.
Seeing that they were about the same age as McGuffin, not only did they not apologize, they hummed twice, glanced at McGuffin, and then continued to chase a thinner figure in front of them.
There are such people everywhere!But the child who was chased and beaten earlier seems to have seen it somewhere!
McGuffin carefully recalled the passing figure just now, and always felt as if he had seen that child's face somewhere.
Before he pulled Amanda to the door, he heard continuous screams from behind. The whole reptile hall, men and women, children and adults rushed towards the exit shouting.
This scene... is getting more and more familiar!
McGuffin pulled Emily who was about to turn around to watch the excitement, and walked quickly outside with the flow of people.
He thought it was a terrorist attack, a violent conflict or something like that.
Thinking about it afterwards, he felt that he should be clear about what happened at that time, obviously he had watched this episode countless times in his previous life when he was a child.
The screaming sound of the crowd was like fingers passing across the piano step by step, and the voice behind it became louder and louder, and finally Amanda, the monkey cub, also yelled.
McGuffin turned his head and saw a giant python rampaging through the crowd.
This boa constrictor is about the thickness of an adult's waist, and can easily wrap a car around twice and flatten it.
Test! ——What are you doing, the disaster of the python?
At this crisis point, he couldn't allow him to think too much, so he hurriedly pulled Amanda forward.
The crowd at the door was as crowded as a paper bucket full of popcorn.
McGuffin was anxious, so he could only squeeze forward, seeing the python getting closer.
Suddenly, for some reason, he felt as if someone pushed McGuffin from behind, his eyes went dark, and the crowd disappeared. He dragged his sister and staggered forward. When he raised his head, he was already on the road outside, and the bright sunlight hurt his eyes.
--What exactly is going on?
Before he could stand still, he saw some men and women in black robes flashing on the opposite road, each holding a short stick with a length of arm emitting white light.
In the last scene, a white light flashed in front of his eyes. Before falling asleep, McGuffin seemed to hear a voice-"Forget everything."
……
By the time McGuffin woke up, he was in his own bed at home in Manchester.
I just vaguely remember this incident. It seems that a big snake ran out of the zoo. Fortunately, no casualties were caused.
Both Emily and Amanda said McGuffin passed out after being frightened by the snake herself.
In fact, as long as McGuffin recalled carefully, he would be able to think about everything clearly. The Forgetting Curse was cast on so many people, and the effect was not that powerful at all. As long as he recalled carefully, he could find doubts and recall the truth.
It is not likely that in the next few months, there will be a title of 'coward', which has been accompanied by his graduation from elementary school.
It's all because of their big mouths!
McGuffin was extremely depressed and irritable, he was lying on his desk fiddling with a wooden carving.
This sculpture is not very exquisite, the wooden, carved character model is like some kind of monster in Cthulhu mythology, and it has not been colored yet. Compared with the exquisite figures made of resin film in the previous life, it is simply far worse.
But in this world, this is the only thing that McGuffin can use to reminisce about past life memories in a fair manner, without being regarded as a neuropathy.
This is also the biggest placebo for McGuffin when he is hit, especially when he finds that the idiot system can't start.
He fiddled with the sculpture, fantasizing about the many exquisite hand-made models in the cabinets in his previous life.
That color, that texture, woo woo woo, my little sister
Everyone, I'm sorry!I lost the time traveler, I lost the face of the reborn!
After two years of rebirth, not only did nothing happen, but he was also given a shameful nickname.
Damn, it's all nicknames given by that guy Emily, and Clooney!
If he hadn't yelled loudly, how could the little Douding of Amanda know about it and spread it to the school.
There is also that golden finger that has been unable to activate for two years - the sheepskin scroll. If it weren't for this broken system that could not be activated, how could I have fallen into this situation.
……
7 month 24 number
McGuffin Alber sat on a chair in his kitchen, biting a doughnut viciously, watching Emily who was returning home for vacation.
"Don't you have a research topic? Why is it so easy?"
Emily responded with a smile, "See if our doll-playing sissy relaxes."
"That's not a doll, it's a figure! It's a work of art!"
hateful!I remember you!
Don't bully the young and poor, 30 years...
Before McGuffin finished thinking resentfully, Amanda, the little Douding, exclaimed from outside, "McGuffin! An owl flew down from the sky to deliver a letter to you!"
"McGuffin, your wood-carved girlfriend came alive and sent you a letter with an owl!" McGuffin's father, Longman, made the family laugh. They all knew that McGuffin regarded the wood-carved figurine as his wife, and laughed at it for more than a year.
McGuffin had a serious face, without the usual panic, perhaps because the broken system that had been unable to start automatically appeared in front of him.
Name: [Great Wizard Training System NO234] officially started.
The parchment system, which could only see garbled characters, was finally willing to open it, and the garbled characters changed into familiar square characters.
[Novice task: The first step in the cultivation of a great wizard, get the wand, and cast the first magic without guidance. 】
McGuffin looked carefully, but unfortunately nothing new appeared except for these few lines.
"What? This still doesn't work?"
"McGuffin, your letter." Little Douding trotted all the way to bring back the family's letter, "I saw it, I saw it, it was sent by the owl."
"There are also small animals, lions, and snakes, eagles, and, and,..." Amanda stammered, trying to recognize what patterns were left. She held a pale yellow envelope in her hand, on which was written in emerald green ink:
To Mr. MacGuffin Albert, 240nd Floor, House [-], Union Street Residence, Manchester.
- Ward FK!This is? !
McGuffin finally remembered why what happened in the zoo was so familiar!
Isn't this tm the plot of Harry Potter?
(End of this chapter)
June 1991, 6, London Zoo.
McGuffin Albert half-lyed on a park chair, lazily bathed in the sun, feeling warm and comfortable on his face.
There was a copy of the Thames Daily on the chair beside him, and he wanted to see what chances of making a fortune were now available.
At only 11 years old, he feels that he is wasting his time, accomplishing nothing, wasting the opportunities God gave him.
Must cheer up, MacGuffin!It can't go on like this.
That's right, McGuffin Albert is a time traveler, and he has been in this parallel world of Britain in the 90s for more than two years.
Compared to his brothers and sisters in this life, one is the eldest brother Clooney Albert, who is a high school star football striker, and the other is Emily Albert, the older sister of a talented high school girl. These two guys seem to be a bit of a waste for McGuffin.
The only ordinary children in this family are the younger sister Amanda and McGuffin.
Amanda Albert was lying on the glass watching the chimpanzee inside, screaming from time to time, excited, and kept calling McGuffin to let him watch together.
--What catches your eyes?
After all, children are children, and little things will make a fuss.
McGuffin was filled with melancholy, he was thinking about important matters related to his own life, and he had to think carefully about them.
Although when he came to this world, he naturally came with a system in his mind, but - this broken system is useless at all.
The 'Sand Sculpture System' hasn't been activated yet, but as a reborn traverser, even if he doesn't hate the sky, he still wants to be a prince,... At least achieve a small goal?
Otherwise, the rebirth will be in vain, wasting such a good opportunity.
"McGuffin, come and watch the gorillas fight! A big one is on top of the little one."
"It's fighting."
Accompanied by Amanda's childish voice, there is also the strange high-pitched cry of the orangutan.
ooh, ooh...
What's so strange!After all, he is just a kid, so it is easy to make a fuss over a little thing!
McGuffin glanced casually into the glass.
! ! ! (all)
"'Strike' is really intense!"
McGuffin hurriedly pulled away Amanda, who was sticking to the glass window and staring with wide-eyed relish.
"What are you doing? I want to take a look. Helen from the neighbor next door also said that she has seen her parents fight, but I haven't seen it yet..."
C... This... I can't stand it.
Three streaks of cold sweat broke out on McGuffin's head.
Just pull it away!
The openness of Europeans and Americans really opened his eyes.
McGuffin sticks to the principles in his heart.
——Little kid can't watch this kind of stuff!
This isn't the kind of thing kids would watch, even if it wasn't a 'fight' between species.
McGuffin dragged Amanda away from the mammal area and headed towards the reptile hall.
"I'm not afraid of 'fighting' again this time."
McGuffin thought this in his heart, ignoring the yelling of the kid next to him, "Little Douding".
"Let me tell you, if you continue like this, you will become the most low boy in the school,...you will not find a girlfriend,...I will tell Emily you..."
Emily Albert is the 16-year-old sister of McGuffin and Amanda. Now she has become a college student at Oxford University. She is usually a child of someone else's family. She is a high-IQ student bully.
It was also her proposal to come to the zoo this weekend.
According to her original plan for McGuffin's parents, it was to take advantage of her rare free time today to cultivate a brother-sister relationship-she would take McGuffin and Amanda, a little bean, to visit the zoo together.
But as soon as she came to the zoo, she said frantically that she had made some great discovery, and left behind two oil bottles under the age of 12.
Such a big heart!
McGuffin could only complain like this, and began to take care of 'Xiao Douding' who was two years younger than him.
After all, Amanda is a 9-year-old little girl, and soon forgot about the previous incident, and started running and screaming in the reptile hall. .
"McGuffin, look, big snake! Slippery,..."
"Crocodile, MacGuffin!"
The hall is cold and dark, with large transparent glass on the four walls and dim yellow lights inside.All kinds of snakes and lizards lie on the branches, stroll on the stones, or spit out letters with their bodies motionless.
McGuffin dragged Amanda around the reptile house twice, and then proposed to Amanda to leave for lunch.
"Do you want to eat?" McGuffin could see the tangle in Xiaodouding's eyes. She wanted to eat even after playing, especially after McGuffin suggested going to the ice cream cake shop.
This little bean is her favorite big ice cream sundae.
"Okay, I want the biggest strawberry ice cream sundae! Add sugar, add chocolate."
"Yes, yes, yes." McGuffin repeatedly agreed, wanting to coax this little Douding out first.
Amanda bit her finger and finally decided to go to eat first and then come back.
When the two walked halfway, they almost collided with a domineering, swaying fat man, and behind him was a thin monkey-like follower.
Seeing that they were about the same age as McGuffin, not only did they not apologize, they hummed twice, glanced at McGuffin, and then continued to chase a thinner figure in front of them.
There are such people everywhere!But the child who was chased and beaten earlier seems to have seen it somewhere!
McGuffin carefully recalled the passing figure just now, and always felt as if he had seen that child's face somewhere.
Before he pulled Amanda to the door, he heard continuous screams from behind. The whole reptile hall, men and women, children and adults rushed towards the exit shouting.
This scene... is getting more and more familiar!
McGuffin pulled Emily who was about to turn around to watch the excitement, and walked quickly outside with the flow of people.
He thought it was a terrorist attack, a violent conflict or something like that.
Thinking about it afterwards, he felt that he should be clear about what happened at that time, obviously he had watched this episode countless times in his previous life when he was a child.
The screaming sound of the crowd was like fingers passing across the piano step by step, and the voice behind it became louder and louder, and finally Amanda, the monkey cub, also yelled.
McGuffin turned his head and saw a giant python rampaging through the crowd.
This boa constrictor is about the thickness of an adult's waist, and can easily wrap a car around twice and flatten it.
Test! ——What are you doing, the disaster of the python?
At this crisis point, he couldn't allow him to think too much, so he hurriedly pulled Amanda forward.
The crowd at the door was as crowded as a paper bucket full of popcorn.
McGuffin was anxious, so he could only squeeze forward, seeing the python getting closer.
Suddenly, for some reason, he felt as if someone pushed McGuffin from behind, his eyes went dark, and the crowd disappeared. He dragged his sister and staggered forward. When he raised his head, he was already on the road outside, and the bright sunlight hurt his eyes.
--What exactly is going on?
Before he could stand still, he saw some men and women in black robes flashing on the opposite road, each holding a short stick with a length of arm emitting white light.
In the last scene, a white light flashed in front of his eyes. Before falling asleep, McGuffin seemed to hear a voice-"Forget everything."
……
By the time McGuffin woke up, he was in his own bed at home in Manchester.
I just vaguely remember this incident. It seems that a big snake ran out of the zoo. Fortunately, no casualties were caused.
Both Emily and Amanda said McGuffin passed out after being frightened by the snake herself.
In fact, as long as McGuffin recalled carefully, he would be able to think about everything clearly. The Forgetting Curse was cast on so many people, and the effect was not that powerful at all. As long as he recalled carefully, he could find doubts and recall the truth.
It is not likely that in the next few months, there will be a title of 'coward', which has been accompanied by his graduation from elementary school.
It's all because of their big mouths!
McGuffin was extremely depressed and irritable, he was lying on his desk fiddling with a wooden carving.
This sculpture is not very exquisite, the wooden, carved character model is like some kind of monster in Cthulhu mythology, and it has not been colored yet. Compared with the exquisite figures made of resin film in the previous life, it is simply far worse.
But in this world, this is the only thing that McGuffin can use to reminisce about past life memories in a fair manner, without being regarded as a neuropathy.
This is also the biggest placebo for McGuffin when he is hit, especially when he finds that the idiot system can't start.
He fiddled with the sculpture, fantasizing about the many exquisite hand-made models in the cabinets in his previous life.
That color, that texture, woo woo woo, my little sister
Everyone, I'm sorry!I lost the time traveler, I lost the face of the reborn!
After two years of rebirth, not only did nothing happen, but he was also given a shameful nickname.
Damn, it's all nicknames given by that guy Emily, and Clooney!
If he hadn't yelled loudly, how could the little Douding of Amanda know about it and spread it to the school.
There is also that golden finger that has been unable to activate for two years - the sheepskin scroll. If it weren't for this broken system that could not be activated, how could I have fallen into this situation.
……
7 month 24 number
McGuffin Alber sat on a chair in his kitchen, biting a doughnut viciously, watching Emily who was returning home for vacation.
"Don't you have a research topic? Why is it so easy?"
Emily responded with a smile, "See if our doll-playing sissy relaxes."
"That's not a doll, it's a figure! It's a work of art!"
hateful!I remember you!
Don't bully the young and poor, 30 years...
Before McGuffin finished thinking resentfully, Amanda, the little Douding, exclaimed from outside, "McGuffin! An owl flew down from the sky to deliver a letter to you!"
"McGuffin, your wood-carved girlfriend came alive and sent you a letter with an owl!" McGuffin's father, Longman, made the family laugh. They all knew that McGuffin regarded the wood-carved figurine as his wife, and laughed at it for more than a year.
McGuffin had a serious face, without the usual panic, perhaps because the broken system that had been unable to start automatically appeared in front of him.
Name: [Great Wizard Training System NO234] officially started.
The parchment system, which could only see garbled characters, was finally willing to open it, and the garbled characters changed into familiar square characters.
[Novice task: The first step in the cultivation of a great wizard, get the wand, and cast the first magic without guidance. 】
McGuffin looked carefully, but unfortunately nothing new appeared except for these few lines.
"What? This still doesn't work?"
"McGuffin, your letter." Little Douding trotted all the way to bring back the family's letter, "I saw it, I saw it, it was sent by the owl."
"There are also small animals, lions, and snakes, eagles, and, and,..." Amanda stammered, trying to recognize what patterns were left. She held a pale yellow envelope in her hand, on which was written in emerald green ink:
To Mr. MacGuffin Albert, 240nd Floor, House [-], Union Street Residence, Manchester.
- Ward FK!This is? !
McGuffin finally remembered why what happened in the zoo was so familiar!
Isn't this tm the plot of Harry Potter?
(End of this chapter)
