Chapter 116
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Luo Yu Hua Sheng
Chapter 116
"Oh, I'm just bullying you, how about it!" Seeing Shen Yueguang's distraught look, Hongdou frivolously stretched out her right hand and pinched Shen Yueguang's chin.
"Boy, you couldn't escape from my palm before, and you won't be able to escape from now on."
"Then what if I don't run away!" The anxious look on Shen Yueguang's face disappeared, and she looked at Hongdou with a smile on her face, "I am a man and you are a woman. If something really happens, I don't think I will suffer!"
Even though Shenyueguang's face became wretched, Hongdou was not too anxious, but looked at him calmly, "It seems that there is no rule. If there is anything between men and women, women must suffer! From a physiological point of view, When a man does this kind of thing, his body will be in a state of extreme excitement. In the end, whether it is physical energy or physical energy consumed, it will far exceed that of a woman. Therefore, this matter, from the perspective of suffering, is still a man It's even worse."
Hongdou, what you said is so reasonable, I am speechless.
"Forget it, it's always weird to discuss the private life between men and women with a woman like you." Shen Yueguang took a step back.
Women are afraid of male perverts, but men are even more afraid of female hooligans.
Such a woman is not shy, if you tell a nasty joke, maybe people will think that you are too low.
Although Hongdou has not experienced the baptism of post-modern culture, since she was a student of Orochimaru since she was a child, if she wants her to be a good baby honestly, then don't dream.
"I don't think there's anything wrong with it!" Hongdou smiled triumphantly.
"And about your book, I bought every single one. When you have a chance, remember to come and sign it for me!"
Shen Yueguang really doesn't know what to say now.
Even if there are women who buy his masterpieces, but they say it directly like Hongdou, but there really are none.
"Okay, I will report to Master Tsunade about the issue of the red apprentice. As for whether Master Tsunade will agree, this is not within the scope of my duties, you should understand!"
Regarding the issue of Hong's apprentice 'Kurama Yakumo', Shen Yueguang considers himself number two, and no one dares to call himself number one.
The current Konoha does not necessarily have a particularly thorough understanding of the boundaries of the blood successors of the Kurama clan, let alone a highly awakened genius like Kurama Yakumo.
In other words, the ninja world is also quite strange. A bloodstain developer with that kind of height will definitely have a certain bloodstain disease.
Such as Uchiha Itachi, Minzuki Mizuto, Junmaro, Shigego and so on.
"I believe you will succeed. After all, if you fail, I will go to live in your house. Please forgive me for disturbing you at that time!" Hongdou said something that frightened Shenyueguang with a smile. .
"Hong Dou, if the two of us live together, someone will definitely gossip, but I don't..." Shen Yueguang wanted to persuade her again, but Hong Dou had made up her mind.
"I don't even care, do you think I'm still afraid of these things now!"
Red beans are laughing.
Looking at her smile, Shen Yueguang felt an inexplicable sadness.
Thinking about it carefully, the red bean was left in Konoha by Orochimaru, and it was actually very bad.After the exposure of Orochimaru's scientific research on the human body, the families of the victims may have been ordered by the third generation not to directly target Hongdou, but those gossips are definitely indispensable.
In terms of experience, Hongdou is better than Naruto.
"Okay, don't eat these sweets anymore. It's better if you are young now. If you eat these things when you grow older, you will become fat sooner or later. At that time, no one will really want you!" Shen Yueguang said As he spoke, he reached out and snatched the ball from Hongdou's hand.
"You..." Hongdou watched her food being taken away with distress. If Shenyueguang didn't still have Hong's mission unfinished, Hongdou would have used the unique move 'Ninja Double Snake Strangulation' to die with Shenyueguang.
"What am I, I'm doing this for your own good!" Shen Yueguang reached out and picked up a ball and ate it, and the sweetness went straight to his forehead, making Shen Yueguang almost vomit.
Is this still food that people can eat! "
"You treat my food indecently like this! I asked the boss to order this specially, and put several times more sugar in it. This is full of happiness!" Seeing Shenyueguang's uncomfortable expression, Hong Dou felt even more uncomfortable. up.
This is my favorite food, this guy Shenyueguang snatched it, but he dared to dislike it. Believe it or not, I will die with you every minute.
"Okay, don't eat these, go find something else to eat. If it doesn't work, you can summon a few snakes and roast them!" Shen Yueguang said, turned around and left.
"I'm going to eat, bye!"
……
1 minute later.
Looking at Hongdou who came with Shenyueguang every day, his eyes were burning.
'Well, you little vixen, I haven't looked at Senior Guang for a while, so you posted it, you are shameless! '
Hongdou looked at Tiantian suspiciously, after watching for a while, suddenly understood the meaning in Tiantian's eyes, blinked at her, wrapped her hands around Shenyueguang's arm, and smiled triumphantly.
"what are you doing?"
Being hugged by Hongdou's arm, Shenyueguang could immediately feel the delicate softness, but Hongdou usually looked carefree, and she would never do such intimate movements.
"Nothing!" Hongdou let go, not too much.
"Come on, let's eat!"
Speaking of eating, Shen Yueguang was also very helpless.
Apart from Yile ramen, there are not many other types of food in this huge Konoha.
Things like barbecue and sushi are more expensive than the other.
Normally, one or two people would be better off eating, like the two teams now, and Hongdou alone, Shenyueguang would never go there.
Otsuki Ichile, it's you.
"What are you going to eat?" Hongdou was curious about what to eat for lunch, and at the same time her eyes were fixed on Shenyueguang... the meatball in her hand.
Perhaps sensing Hongdou's naked eyes, Shen Yueguang reached out and handed the ball out.
"Tiantian and Ino, you two have something to eat first, this is specially reserved for you by Sister Hongdou!"
Hongdou was so angry that she wanted to go crazy.
How could this be left by me, obviously you snatched it from my hand.
And you gave my beloved food to other women, Shen Yueguang, you are not human.
"Thank you, sister Hongdou!"
Every day, he was paying attention to Hongdou's eyes. When he realized that Shenyueguang said that he would give away meatballs, Hongdou's eyes were eating people, and he smiled instantly.
Seeing you so angry makes me even happier.
After taking the ball, I took a bite every day, and then I wanted to spit it out.
Oh my god!
Is this still food that people can eat!
Ino next to her had a similar expression. As a couple of little rich women, the two of them had more or less eaten this kind of meatballs.But in their impression, this kind of balls is at most slightly sweet, unlike today's ones that are directly filled with sugar.
Anyone who can eat these things is really a cruel person.
"Come on, Choji, you eat one too!" Ino gave Tian a look, and then found the next victim.
Tiantian understood, and then handed the balls to Ning Ci and Xiao Li.
(End of this chapter)
"Oh, I'm just bullying you, how about it!" Seeing Shen Yueguang's distraught look, Hongdou frivolously stretched out her right hand and pinched Shen Yueguang's chin.
"Boy, you couldn't escape from my palm before, and you won't be able to escape from now on."
"Then what if I don't run away!" The anxious look on Shen Yueguang's face disappeared, and she looked at Hongdou with a smile on her face, "I am a man and you are a woman. If something really happens, I don't think I will suffer!"
Even though Shenyueguang's face became wretched, Hongdou was not too anxious, but looked at him calmly, "It seems that there is no rule. If there is anything between men and women, women must suffer! From a physiological point of view, When a man does this kind of thing, his body will be in a state of extreme excitement. In the end, whether it is physical energy or physical energy consumed, it will far exceed that of a woman. Therefore, this matter, from the perspective of suffering, is still a man It's even worse."
Hongdou, what you said is so reasonable, I am speechless.
"Forget it, it's always weird to discuss the private life between men and women with a woman like you." Shen Yueguang took a step back.
Women are afraid of male perverts, but men are even more afraid of female hooligans.
Such a woman is not shy, if you tell a nasty joke, maybe people will think that you are too low.
Although Hongdou has not experienced the baptism of post-modern culture, since she was a student of Orochimaru since she was a child, if she wants her to be a good baby honestly, then don't dream.
"I don't think there's anything wrong with it!" Hongdou smiled triumphantly.
"And about your book, I bought every single one. When you have a chance, remember to come and sign it for me!"
Shen Yueguang really doesn't know what to say now.
Even if there are women who buy his masterpieces, but they say it directly like Hongdou, but there really are none.
"Okay, I will report to Master Tsunade about the issue of the red apprentice. As for whether Master Tsunade will agree, this is not within the scope of my duties, you should understand!"
Regarding the issue of Hong's apprentice 'Kurama Yakumo', Shen Yueguang considers himself number two, and no one dares to call himself number one.
The current Konoha does not necessarily have a particularly thorough understanding of the boundaries of the blood successors of the Kurama clan, let alone a highly awakened genius like Kurama Yakumo.
In other words, the ninja world is also quite strange. A bloodstain developer with that kind of height will definitely have a certain bloodstain disease.
Such as Uchiha Itachi, Minzuki Mizuto, Junmaro, Shigego and so on.
"I believe you will succeed. After all, if you fail, I will go to live in your house. Please forgive me for disturbing you at that time!" Hongdou said something that frightened Shenyueguang with a smile. .
"Hong Dou, if the two of us live together, someone will definitely gossip, but I don't..." Shen Yueguang wanted to persuade her again, but Hong Dou had made up her mind.
"I don't even care, do you think I'm still afraid of these things now!"
Red beans are laughing.
Looking at her smile, Shen Yueguang felt an inexplicable sadness.
Thinking about it carefully, the red bean was left in Konoha by Orochimaru, and it was actually very bad.After the exposure of Orochimaru's scientific research on the human body, the families of the victims may have been ordered by the third generation not to directly target Hongdou, but those gossips are definitely indispensable.
In terms of experience, Hongdou is better than Naruto.
"Okay, don't eat these sweets anymore. It's better if you are young now. If you eat these things when you grow older, you will become fat sooner or later. At that time, no one will really want you!" Shen Yueguang said As he spoke, he reached out and snatched the ball from Hongdou's hand.
"You..." Hongdou watched her food being taken away with distress. If Shenyueguang didn't still have Hong's mission unfinished, Hongdou would have used the unique move 'Ninja Double Snake Strangulation' to die with Shenyueguang.
"What am I, I'm doing this for your own good!" Shen Yueguang reached out and picked up a ball and ate it, and the sweetness went straight to his forehead, making Shen Yueguang almost vomit.
Is this still food that people can eat! "
"You treat my food indecently like this! I asked the boss to order this specially, and put several times more sugar in it. This is full of happiness!" Seeing Shenyueguang's uncomfortable expression, Hong Dou felt even more uncomfortable. up.
This is my favorite food, this guy Shenyueguang snatched it, but he dared to dislike it. Believe it or not, I will die with you every minute.
"Okay, don't eat these, go find something else to eat. If it doesn't work, you can summon a few snakes and roast them!" Shen Yueguang said, turned around and left.
"I'm going to eat, bye!"
……
1 minute later.
Looking at Hongdou who came with Shenyueguang every day, his eyes were burning.
'Well, you little vixen, I haven't looked at Senior Guang for a while, so you posted it, you are shameless! '
Hongdou looked at Tiantian suspiciously, after watching for a while, suddenly understood the meaning in Tiantian's eyes, blinked at her, wrapped her hands around Shenyueguang's arm, and smiled triumphantly.
"what are you doing?"
Being hugged by Hongdou's arm, Shenyueguang could immediately feel the delicate softness, but Hongdou usually looked carefree, and she would never do such intimate movements.
"Nothing!" Hongdou let go, not too much.
"Come on, let's eat!"
Speaking of eating, Shen Yueguang was also very helpless.
Apart from Yile ramen, there are not many other types of food in this huge Konoha.
Things like barbecue and sushi are more expensive than the other.
Normally, one or two people would be better off eating, like the two teams now, and Hongdou alone, Shenyueguang would never go there.
Otsuki Ichile, it's you.
"What are you going to eat?" Hongdou was curious about what to eat for lunch, and at the same time her eyes were fixed on Shenyueguang... the meatball in her hand.
Perhaps sensing Hongdou's naked eyes, Shen Yueguang reached out and handed the ball out.
"Tiantian and Ino, you two have something to eat first, this is specially reserved for you by Sister Hongdou!"
Hongdou was so angry that she wanted to go crazy.
How could this be left by me, obviously you snatched it from my hand.
And you gave my beloved food to other women, Shen Yueguang, you are not human.
"Thank you, sister Hongdou!"
Every day, he was paying attention to Hongdou's eyes. When he realized that Shenyueguang said that he would give away meatballs, Hongdou's eyes were eating people, and he smiled instantly.
Seeing you so angry makes me even happier.
After taking the ball, I took a bite every day, and then I wanted to spit it out.
Oh my god!
Is this still food that people can eat!
Ino next to her had a similar expression. As a couple of little rich women, the two of them had more or less eaten this kind of meatballs.But in their impression, this kind of balls is at most slightly sweet, unlike today's ones that are directly filled with sugar.
Anyone who can eat these things is really a cruel person.
"Come on, Choji, you eat one too!" Ino gave Tian a look, and then found the next victim.
Tiantian understood, and then handed the balls to Ning Ci and Xiao Li.
(End of this chapter)
