Chapter 2881: Mutation, give you a chance

Chapter 2881 Mutation, give you a chance

"Fungi wind?" Erlang frowned at Wei Xiao and asked, "Do you want to eat fungi? Erlang's family has a lot of them, but you are fierce and love to curse, so I won't let you eat them, hum!"

Wei Xiao said angrily: "You brat, who cares about your mushrooms? Most of them are poisonous. If you eat too much, you will die. You'd better not eat them. It's not like there's nothing for you to eat. You always eat these poisonous things from the mountains." What?!"

"..." Erlang was so angry that he turned around and threw himself into Mr. Qin's arms, crying. He also pointed a little finger at Wei Xiao: "Zuzu, the bad guy scolded Erlang. He kept scolding him many times. Zuzu gave Erlang The wolf calls the shots, the second wolf is so pitiful, so pitiful, woo woo woo!”

"If Erlang doesn't cry, Zuzu will make the decision for you." Mr. Qin coaxed Erlang, glared at Wei Xiao and cursed: "If you don't know how to coax children, stop talking. Why can't you eat the fungi? That's first class. Yi's delicious mountain clinic... What is a complaint? To be honest, kid, is it called a complaint? If that's the case, you were also suing Erlang just now!"

"Uh-huh, Zuzu is right, bad guy, you are wrong, you have to apologize!" Erlang nodded his little head and said proudly.

When Wei Xiao saw Erlang's proud look, he was so angry that he wanted to catch him and beat him up, but Mr. Qin was present, so he could only endure it and said: "When you grow up and return to the capital, I will definitely take care of him." Throw it to the Fuhu Army camp and train it hard, so that you can learn some rules."

"Tiger Army? Is this a place where the soldiers and uncles practice?" Er Lang's eyes lit up when he heard this. He excitedly rushed towards Wei Xiao, hugged him and said, "Good uncle, Er Lang forgives you. Take Er Lang The wolf goes to the tiger and tiger army, and the second wolf wants to go, thank you, haha!"

this?

　　One moment she was disliked, but at this moment she hugged him and acted coquettishly. She even held his hand and wanted to climb up and kiss his face.

Wei Xiao was a little confused and couldn't figure out why the brat became so fast?

but…

"We can't go to the Fuhu Army camp now. We have to go back to Duke Cheng's Mansion first. Be honest, and I'll beat you up if you make trouble again." Wei Xiao grabbed Erlang's back collar, carried him, and walked towards Mr. Qin.

The two wolves struggled and shouted: "Ah ah ah, bad uncle, let go of the two wolves, let go of the two wolves!"

Wei Xiao ignored him, put him in front of Mr. Qin, and said, "Grandpa, give it back to you, and take care of him. This brat is making a lot of noise."

I have never seen such a noisy child... I hope the child born by Hui Niang can be quieter. If he is as noisy as Erlang, he is afraid that he will accidentally beat him.

Ms. Chen laughed when she saw it: "Hey, look at us two wolves, we are so energetic. A little kid's family should have such energy."

He ran over to Erlang again and asked, "Why aren't your parents here? Have you prepared a ceremony and a feast for me?"

 Er Lang looked at her and asked with a puzzled face: "Who are you? Why are you asking Er Lang's father and mother?"

Chen said: "I am your mother's clan aunt. You have to call me grandma... Do you know Gu Dewang? I am his mother."

After hearing this, Erlang tilted his head and thought for a while, then exclaimed: "Ouch, my greedy uncle is a stingy girl, hahaha, Erlang knows you, you are here."

Mrs. Chen's face turned dark when she heard this, and she said angrily: "What are you talking about, kid? I don't know how generous I am. When did you become stingy?"

"Since you are so generous, why don't you give the big wolf and the two wolves a meeting gift as soon as possible, and also make up for the new year's money and birthday gifts over the years." Gu Dewang waited for a long time at Chengguo Duke's Mansion but did not see the convoy coming back. Fearing that something might happen to them, he hurriedly rode over to look for someone, and met them halfway along the road.

Mrs. Chen was very happy to see Gu Dewang, but when she saw the group of little guys behind Gu Dewang, the smile on her face immediately disappeared. She pointed at Gu Dewang and said: "Bad boy, do I have any grudge against you? You cheated on me as soon as we met. There are so many dolls, and each one is given a meeting gift, lucky money, and birthday gift, so you might as well just take my life!"

"Ha, that mother is still stingy, so don't pretend to be generous and deceive the child." Gu Dewang smiled, walked over, saluted Mr. Qin first, and then solemnly saluted Mr. Chen and Gu Dagui: "Son, meet your parents. , you two elders have finally arrived in the capital. Unfilial Son is busy with official duties and has not been able to greet you at the city gate in person. I hope..."

"What are you looking at? Can you speak well? You use this kind of literary accent, which makes me twist all over." Mrs. Chen gave Gu Dewang a roll of his eyes, then hurriedly knelt down and looked at the big man who looked very similar to Er Lang. The wolf hugged him and kissed him several times: "Hey, you are a big wolf, you are so handsome, better looking than your father. I will definitely be more promising than your father in the future. When you become rich, I need to help my grandma." The big wolf was so kissed that he drooled all over his face. He quickly grabbed Gu Dewang and asked for help: "Uncle Wang."

 Gu Dewang looked at the little guy's expression of fear, disgust, and repressed expression, and laughed out loud: "Mom, please stop kissing me, it's already making the big wolf's cheeks turn red."

He took out his handkerchief and wiped the big wolf's face: "Don't be afraid of the big wolf. Your grandma is used to being rude. We won't argue with her."

Mrs. Chen was so angry that she put her hands on her hips: "You brat, who are you calling rude? I've learned the rules very well recently...you wipe them with me, I brush my teeth with tooth powder every day, and my mouth smells really good!"

“The second wolf also brushes his teeth. My mother said that after brushing his teeth, his mouth will smell good and his teeth will not be broken!” The second wolf came to join in the fun.

Mrs. Chen smiled and teased him: "Did your mother tell you that in two or three years, all your teeth will fall out?"

　　"Will all the teeth fall out?!" The second wolf was shocked. He quickly covered his mouth and shook his little head and said: "The second wolf doesn't want all the teeth to fall out. It's so scary, wow, wow, wow!"

 It means crying in fear.

 Chen was laughing happily.

Wei Xiao was so angry that the veins on his forehead jumped, and he shouted: "Stop making trouble, get in the car and go back to Duke Chengguo's Mansion!"

 If you make any more noise, I will throw you all into prison and lock you up for half a month!

However, the strange thing is that, let alone Chen, even the children were not very afraid. After just one glance at him, they began to recognize relatives lively on the roadside.

Wei Xiao was going crazy and could only order Wei Changfeng to bring his soldiers over: "Throw all these brats on the carriage and set off!"

Then he said to Chen: "Get in the car and go home quickly, or I will deprive you of a big house in the capital!"

"Big wolf and two wolves, get in the car with grandma and let's go!" For the sake of the big house, Mrs. Chen immediately became a martial arts master. She picked up a doll in one hand, rushed to the carriage, and sat down in the blink of an eye, attracting everyone present. He was stunned.

Gu Dagui and Gu Dewang hurried to see the big wolf and the two wolves. They were relieved after seeing that the two children had not been knocked.

Gu Dagui said to Chen angrily: "Be careful, if you knock the child out, let alone the big house in the capital, Xiaoyu can put our family in debt!"

Chen said: "Why are you yelling? They are human beings, not tofu. How can we break them? Besides, look at how happy the two wolves are, laughing all the time."

As expected, the brat was very courageous. Although he was a little dizzy when he rushed into the carriage and hurt his shoulder, he found it very exciting and fun and was laughing happily in the carriage.

 (End of this chapter)