Chapter 1034 Wasteland World

"We would rather die than go back to the immortal old Qiao."

The five beauties shouted at the same time that they were Immortal Old Qiao's women, or in other words, fertility tools. Because they were unwilling to give in, they chose to run away with Furious Ji.

Max also said: "You can't go back. Immortal Joe is not a good thing. I was caught by them. Not only did they take away my car, they also took away my blood."

Peter looked at Andrew and wanted to intercede for the five beauties. Men have such virtues and it is easy to understand.

Andrew asked: "Tell me first, why is the world like this?"

"ah?"

Everyone looked at Andrew in shock, why would they ask this question, are you an alien?

"I have been practicing magic in hiding in the mountains. I don't know what's going on outside. I recently came out of seclusion and found that the world has become a wasteland. I want to know what's going on?"

Andrew said, this is the standard answer for time-travelers. Throughout the ages, all time-travelers have said this.

Everyone looks like you think we are fools? This excuse is too outrageous, right?

Seeing this, Andrew turned to look at Peter. Peter looked confused. Andrew said, "Use your flying magic to show everyone."

"Oh, I see."

Peter reacted, squatted down, and then suddenly jumped half a meter high, and then, uh, landed on the ground again.

Max sneered: "To be honest, I am also a magician, because I can do this."

"Really? I'd like you to perform it later, too."

Andrew glanced at Max and said to Pete, "Do it again."

"I won't fail this time."

Peter was a little embarrassed and a little annoyed. He took a deep breath and squatted down again. Then, his whole body rose into the sky like a rocket and flew freely in the air.

Except for Andrew, everyone else's mouths were agape, and Warlord Knuckles knelt down directly. He had always believed in God, and also believed in the Hall of Valor. His biggest dream in this life was to die in battle with glory, in the hands of Immortal Joe. Enter the Hall of Valor with help.

And now, Knuckles has met the true god.

"Magic, it's your turn to perform."

Andrew said to Max: "I hate people lying to me most in my life. If you can't fly, you will know that the so-called Immortal Old Joe is as kind as a child."

Max blinked and said awkwardly: "I can't fly until night, and I can't fly now."

"Then I'll wait for your performance tonight."

Andrew snorted and asked, "Okay, tell me, why is the world like this?"

Peter fell from the sky after hearing this, but he almost fell down and stirred up a lot of sand. He smiled awkwardly. It seemed that he still needed to continue practicing.

"Why is the world what it is now? Because of nuclear war, of course."

Max sighed and said, "You may not believe it, but I used to be a policeman. Later, because of fuel and other messy things, a nuclear war broke out in the world, and then it became the wasteland it is now.

I have been struggling to survive these years, but a few days ago, I was caught by those bastards and lost everything. "

After saying that, Max glared at Knuckles fiercely. Knuckles didn't care and was still worshiping Peter. He was a god and he would definitely take him to the Hall of Valor.

Andrew said: "Nuclear war? No wonder there is nuclear radiation around all the time. No wonder you are all sick."

"Nuclear radiation?"

Peter was shocked when he heard this and asked hurriedly: "BOSS, do you have protective clothing?"

Andrew said: "Don't worry, your superpower can withstand nuclear radiation."

Peter breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Andrew whispered in a voice that everyone could hear: "This silly boy is so easy to cheat."

Peter's face froze, and he smiled bitterly: "Boss, this is not the time to joke."

"Don't worry, it's a small matter of nuclear radiation. I'll find someone with self-healing ability for you to imitate."

Andrew waved his hand and asked Furious Ji: "What's going on with you? These five beauties don't match the style of the nuclear explosion apocalypse."

"They are Immortal Old Joe's women."

Furious Ji hesitated for a moment and said, "They don't want to be used as reproductive tools for Immortal Old Joe, so I took advantage of the opportunity to go to Gasoline Town to take them out."

Andrew asked: "Didn't Immortal Old Joe chase you?"

"I chased them, but I used the vulture tribe to entangle them, and I happened to run into a sandstorm to avoid their pursuit."

Furious Ji nodded and said, "I suggest you run away with us. Immortal Old Qiao is definitely looking for us. He will appear before long."

Andrew was noncommittal and asked: "What kind of person is Immortal Old Joe?"

"He's a scumbag."

The blonde beauty on the side cursed, and Knuckles shouted: "Immortal Joe is not a scumbag, he is a god, he will never die, he can also pick off the sun, and in addition, he can help us be reborn and enter the Hall of Valor.

There is endless wine to drink, endless food to eat, and countless beauties in the Hall of Heroes. It is countless times better than this world.

My dream is to let Immortal Old Qiao send me to the Hall of Valor. This is also the dream of all warriors. "

"Bullshit, he's just a dead old man in three seconds."

The blonde beauty cursed: "He is not a god at all. He is just like you, and he will not live long because of radiation."

Knuckles wanted to refute, but Furious Ji said: "Immortal Old Joe is a bastard. He controls the largest water source in this area and releases a small amount to the slaves in the gathering place every day.

The rest were used to grow vegetables, and go to Gasoline Town and Bullet Farm to exchange for supplies. Everyone was his slave. He also used the Hall of Valor to brainwash the warriors. Everyone knew that the Hall of Valor did not exist at all. "

Knuckles roared: "The Hall of Valor exists, and all those who died gloriously in battle can enter the Hall of Valor."

Peter looked at Knuckles with pity and said, "Boss, that immortal old Joe is obviously not a good guy."

Furious Ji and the others were overjoyed when they heard this, and said hurriedly: "Yes, Immortal Old Qiao is not a good thing. You guys should run away with us. They are about to catch up."

Max said hurriedly: "I will escape with you. I believe you may need help."

"You know what? I actually prefer bad guys to good guys because they can just shoot."

Andrew smiled and said: "Okay, I've asked all the questions, so I won't talk nonsense. It's a deal. You agree to me a condition. I will protect you and ensure that you will not be caught by Immortal Old Joe."

Furious Ji asked warily: "What are the conditions?"

"Any conditions."

Andrew said: "Of course, I won't let you die, nor will I force you to do anything disgusting."

Furious Ji and the five beauties looked at each other and made a decision. They would agree first and then find a way to resist later.

Furious Princess and the others didn't know that Andrew was the Lord of Hell, and it was normal to be hypocritical and submissive. In fact, Max had the same idea. He said: "I agree to your deal."

"We agree too."

Furious Ji and the five beauties nodded at the same time, and their souls were successfully owned by Andrew.

It is much easier for the Lord of Hell to obtain souls than the Demon King of Hell.

"very good."

Andrew was very satisfied, so forget about the others. Furious Princess and Max were the protagonists of the movie, and they had a strong sense of favor from the world. This was the reason why they were able to do everything possible.

Knuckles yelled, "Just take me to Valhalla and I'll do anything for you."

Andrew said: "There is no Hall of Valor, but I can twist off Immortal Old Joe's head and give it to you."

Knuckles blinked and said: "Immortal Joe is immortal. If you can really give me his head, then you are a more powerful god than Immortal Joe. I can do whatever you want."

"You'll see."

Andrew said: "Girl with broken arm, drive and find Immortal Old Joe."

"Going to find Immortal Old Joe? Sir, Immortal Old Joe has a huge convoy. We should escape now."

Furious Ji was stunned and said hurriedly: "I have a deal with the motorcycle gang. We can pass their checkpoints. Then, we go to the green space of the Mothers. I came from there, and they will accept us."

"Too much trouble."

Andrew said: "Wouldn't it be better to deal with Immortal Old Joe directly and occupy his territory? I said, I am a magician, you don't have anything to worry about."

Furious Queen said: "Can a magician stop bullets, or even cannonballs?"

Andrew said: "Of course. As a magician, his arms can run horses, his strength can lift mountains, he can charge forward, he is invulnerable, and he can wield weapons with both hands. These are all basic skills."

"Are you sure you mean the magician?"

Pete complained, this is obviously a berserker, okay?

Furious Ji and the others were also speechless. Just as she was about to say something, loud rock music suddenly sounded in the distance.

Furious Ji's face changed drastically, and she hurriedly shouted: "Immortal Old Qiao is here, let's leave quickly."

"Mechanical bird."

Andrew shouted, and the mechanical bird flew into the sky and flew in the direction of the sound. At the same time, the mechanical parrot's eyes lit up, and a holographic projection was projected, which was the image captured by the mechanical bird.

"Wow, high technology."

Peter said in surprise, and Andrew shook his head and said: "Is this also called high technology? It's a pity that there are restrictions, otherwise I would let you see what real high technology is."

For Pete, this is just high technology, but for the five beauties and Knuckles, this is simply a miracle - they were born late and have never seen mobile phones or TVs.

Max had lived for a long time, but he knew that this was a holographic projection in a science fiction novel. He was surprised. Is this a magician or a scientist? Why is there high technology?

At this time, the mechanical bird flew above the Immortal Joe's motorcade, and everyone clearly saw the situation of the Immortal Joe's motorcade through the holographic projection.

There were a dozen large cars, dozens of motorcycles, and a special BGM car. A row of black people were playing bass drums, and a bassist in red clothes was hanging in the air, playing the piano crazily.

"Immortal Joe has a bright future. He has his own BGM. It's interesting. I want this car."

Andrew laughed. Immortal Old Joe's property was his property, there was no doubt about it.