Chapter 100 I have never seen such a shameless person
For a time, a large number of ding-ding-ding communication signals sounded in the communication organization of the Demon Association.
And that is in the next moment.
The signal is on.
Without saying a word, the Mechanical Demon grabbed the mechanical insect and roared at the other side in a rapid and tearing voice:
"Hey!! Hey!! Which one of you is the liaison officer!! Don't you dare to jump for me again!! Someone is pretending to be me! The orders you received are false!! I say it again, don't send people here again! !”
among communications agencies.
The correspondents listened to the voice of the "Vice President" coming from the signal. Look at me, and I'll look at you.
A sneer appeared on their faces at the same time.
mock up!
Master Mechanical Demon is indeed foresighted! Just after I said that someone would hack into the signal to confuse them, it was here in the blink of an eye!
"Haha." A correspondent replied sarcastically:
"Not bad. You can learn the voice of our vice-president so much. It seems you have worked hard. Pretend to be the vice-president? Hahahaha, it's so easy to catch a thief!"
The Mechanical Demon was almost furious after hearing this.
Mlgb’s!
"Listen clearly! I am your vice president! I am the Mechanical Demon!!"
He roared:
"My identity number is 0352372! Ask your superiors to get over here immediately!!"
The correspondents sneered again and again. One of them picked up the communicator and said:
"Hey, the identity code has been plagiarized so clearly? You still want to see our superior? Hahahaha, are you kidding? Are you the one who can see our superior if you say you can?"
"Don't talk nonsense to him. Taking the authority of a mechanical insect is like pretending to be the vice-president. He really has a serious lack of IQ. Leave it to me. I just downloaded a collection of obscenities from all major races from the information database. I'm looking at it. Where to use it..."
And then the next moment.
From the side of the mechanical demon came a series of harsh national quintessence greetings to his parents, ancestors, and genitals.
The mother content is extremely high!
On average, he spends three sentences talking about his mother and two sentences talking about his dad, and yet he always uses his shortness as a metaphor!
The mechanical demon's whole body trembled when he heard it.
"I...I...what the hell..."
"What am I? Do you think that when you say "oh", you can change the reality that you are short and weak? Do you think that when you say "woof", you can replace the dog's position in our hearts?"
"You...you..."
"What the hell are you? You don't even look in the mirror. To be so ugly, you must have worked hard. What evil did your parents do? Don't they even cry? There are many ugly people in the dark world. You Do you still want to work hard to lower the bottom line of the entire world?”
"What the hell..."
"Don't you have a little bit of shame in your heart? You are so ugly and you still come out to lie to others. I have never seen such a... shameless person!"
"Ah - ah -"
The mechanical demonic energy roared upwards to the sky, and finally a mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth as he could no longer hold back any longer.
Five steps of blood spurting.
His mentality was already exploded by that human being, and he was scolded by his subordinates for more than ten minutes. No matter how strong his psychological quality was, he couldn't withstand it.
He covered his chest, pushed away the mechanical bug next to him, pointed tremblingly at Lin En on the head in the distance, and said tremblingly:
"I...I...you and I...don't share the same...dai..."
puff--
The second mouthful of blood spurted out, and the mechanical structure of half of the Mechanical Demon exploded with countless sparks and thick black smoke.
The whites of his eyes rolled back, the mechanical demon gurgled blood, his eyes widened, sparks erupted all over his body, and he died.
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And in the distance.
The Titan's head, which had been watching from a distance with a telescope, was also rare and not furious.
The tentacles on the back of his head were swinging left and right, showing that he was not in a bad mood at the moment.
The female head happily held the telescope, licked her lips with her long tongue, and said:
"My daughter really found a - a good boyfriend -"
"Call my daughter over - treat her with so much food - it's really - heartwarming -"
"What do you think - old man -"
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The Titan's head opened its huge sticky mouth ferociously and said:
"Sugar-coated bullets - colorful intestines - abduct my daughter just for a meal - there is no door -"
But even though he said that, it was obviously much better than the previous attitude that was always (beep——).
But the one-horned ghost king following them didn't think so.
The One-Horned Ghost King (.;ﾟ;:Yi:;ﾟ;.) said: "But I always feel that the real purpose of that kid may just be to let his niece help him deal with the threat from the Demon Association. I think that guy is He’s using his niece as a gunman!”
After all, compared with his two eldest brothers and sister-in-law, who are always in chaos, he is more aware of the crooked ways between people.
"Won't--"
The female head licked her lips and looked at the delicious "food" that was continuously delivered from a distance with a telescope.
"This is food - not a threat - they look really delicious -"
The Titan head also rarely refuted and continued to observe with a telescope.
The One-horned Demon King opened his mouth in astonishment.
No... that's right...
He forgot...
For the existence of the root level, this is indeed not a threat. At most, it is some disobedient food that can be eaten at will...
In their cognition of that status, this is probably at best a boy inviting his daughter to come back and enjoy a group of piglets rushing over to give him food.
He was sweating profusely.
...
At the same time, the Demon Association.
In the core area of the deepest part of the inverted tower, in a huge underground container.
A huge consciousness slowly awakened.
The mobilization of a large number of mechanical creatures within the association finally attracted his attention.
"What's going on?!" The gloomy voice rumbled from the underground container.
"How could there be such a large mobilization of troops?! The void jump has been activated? Who gave the order?"
The moment he woke up, his consciousness instantly enveloped the entire inverted tower, and he saw a large number of mechanical mobilizations in the inverted tower.
In the core area.
Next to the huge container, dozens of servants responsible for maintaining the operation of the container immediately knelt on one knee and said:
"Replying to the president, it was the order of the vice president, the mechanical demon. The mechanical demon encountered a threat that required a large number of troops to fight together during his trip, so an emergency report was sent not long ago, requiring emergency support from the army."
"That's why there is a large-scale mobilization now."
