Chapter 381 I want you to help me with my makeup

A not very good picture suddenly appeared in Lin En's mind.

The shadow of the lamp on the table swayed slightly.

"How can they be so similar?" Lin En hesitated.

"Like, it does look a lot like me."

The dirty slime raised his head and said hollowly:

"At that time, I just looked at it quietly. Her figure was so graceful, and her whole body seemed to be flowing with aqua-blue luster, transparent and flawless. Her ever-changing shape made my heart melt... "

Linn hesitated and asked: "A water-type slime?"

"Wrong." The dirty slime looked up and said complicatedly: "It's a water-type slime with a perfume smell."

Lin En said seriously and attentively, "What then?"

The dirty slime took a deep breath, as if there was a trace of nostalgia and fascination in his eyes, and he felt lost:

"Then I bravely said hello to her. She and her master were surprised for a moment, and in order to attract the attention of the beautiful girl, I climbed up from below."

Lynn: "??!!"

Zuo Zuo: "(ΩДΩ)?!"

In the distance, the eyes of the doll lady wearing a mask trembled slightly inexplicably.

Lin En held the monocle, gave a thumbs up, praised and affirmed, and said calmly: "It's really a unique way of meeting. From this point alone, I am determined to be your friend."

"Then what?"

Lynn showed great curiosity.

The dirty slime closed his eyes and said hollowly:

"Then they beat me."

"..."

"..."

There was a brief silence.

In an instant, Zuo Zuo slapped the table with a loud bang and shouted at him: "Of course I'm going to beat you! He climbed up from below in that weird way, and he was still in the toilet. If Zuo Zuo was in If I do, I will definitely tire you to death... wu... wu wu!"

Lin En pressed Zuo Zuo down with a snap and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, it's just a talking hand. Just ignore her decisively."

Dirty Slime: "???"

Lin En looked at him seriously and said, "What happened next? You didn't give up, right?"

The dirty slime raised its head, with poems and roses in its eyes, and said: "Of course not. Although it really hurt when she hit me, the way she looked when she hit me was clearly so cute, so From then on, I spent the whole night inquiring about her information, in order to make a good impression on that cute girl..."

"The next day, I went to visit her with my favorite pastries and prepared to apologize to her in person."

Linn hesitated and asked: "What kind of pastry is it?"

The dirty slime was silent for a while and said: "My treasure has been fermented for thirty years..."

Lin En reached out her hand decisively to interrupt his next words, shook her head and said: "Understood! But there is no need to say that word. Let's talk about the follow-up."

"Then what? Did she accept it?"

The dirty slime took a deep breath and said incomprehensibly: "No, she beat me again."

"..."

"..."

The dirty slime took a deep breath, remained silent, and continued: "I found out later that she didn't like eating shit, she liked roses and scented dew, and she didn't like me inviting her to the toilet. On a date, she said I smelled like a (beep——)”

He fell silent.

"My self-esteem took a big hit."

Lynn: "..."

Although it is indeed a sad story, but for some reason, Linn just doesn't know how to comfort him. Even Linn can't persuade him not to eat shit, because that is simply the same as telling others not to eat.

This is undoubtedly a very difficult matter.

but.

Maybe others may think that he is really a piece of shit (beep——), but in fact he is.

But what Linn saw was a man full of loneliness.

Just like they are both slimes, they are both flowing liquids, but she is of the water attribute, while you are of the shit attribute. Same

This is indeed a long way away.

Lin En was disappointed and said: "So, your purpose of coming is..."

The dirty slime faced him, closed his eyes and said: "I have figured it out, (beep——) I want nothing, and the girl wants nothing. You can’t have both, give up (beep——) And marrying a girl, so I decided that I would never eat it again (beep).”

Lin En was suddenly shocked and said: "You have such great perseverance?"

The dirty slime closed his eyes and said, "Not entirely."

The dirty slime stretched out its squirming body, squeezed out a box from its body bit by bit, and opened it with a click.

Lin En leaned forward to look, and immediately saw two pieces of cake exuding a rich fragrance neatly placed in the exquisite box.

The fragrance is tangy and makes people salivate!

Lin En picked up a piece in surprise and said, "Is it actually a cream cake?! You have tasted it! It looks delicious!"

The dirty slime nodded, closed his eyes and said, "Yes, I specially asked the cooking master of Night City to make it."

"What material is it made of? Is it milk?"

"No, it's made of shit."

puff--

Lynn(ヾﾉ꒪ཫ꒪)——

Zuo Zuo (ヾﾉ꒪ཫ꒪)——

The dirty slime grabbed a piece of pastry in a complex manner and said: "The buttery pastry made of shit tastes delicious, but it is still shit after all. It can still provide me with a lot of energy to maintain my life... But This is already my limit..."

One can imagine how great his contribution was.

Because this is simply like asking a gourmet who is used to eating delicacies from all over the world to force himself to eat shit-flavored cake just for a girl. It is simply a kind of torture.

Linn put on his gloves, tried hard to regain his composure, and said:

"Then what?"

The dirty slime said complicatedly: "I can barely use this method to fool around with food, but if I want to truly gain recognition from the girl I love, I must completely change my appearance."

He turned his head and looked at Lin En with his melancholy eyes, which were vicissitudes of life and complicated.

"So, doctor, I want you to give me a plastic surgery. I don't want the sparse shape I have now. I want a more masculine, majestic and handsome one that girls can look at at a glance. Fascinated, can you help me with this?"

And the next moment he finished speaking, the system prompts sounded in his ears.

【bite! You have triggered a special mission: a transformed slime. After completing the slime's request, you can get the mission reward: 500 skull coins, 800 basic experience, and special reward x1]

"A look that can captivate a girl just by looking at him?" Linn began to think about it.

Plastic surgery is not difficult.

After all, he has had experience in plastic surgery before and received a lot of praise.

But the key point is what should be done?

Lynn thought for a moment.

Then he stood up, adjusted his monocle, and said with a smile:

"This is simple. Let's do this. I'll give you a few images first. If you're satisfied, I'll do the surgery on you. What do you think?"

The dirty slime hesitated: "Can I still try plastic surgery?"

Lin En gave a thumbs up calmly and said with a smile: "Of course, this is my unique ability, you have to watch it carefully!"

In an instant, Lin En suddenly opened her fingers towards him,

"Simultaneity!"