Chapter 72: The Vixen on the Road (1/2)

"Wow, isn't it? Uncle Master, do you want to do this?"

Lin Yu's whole face wrinkled up and he was speechless.

Uncle Simu has no energy in practice now, but he is extremely motivated in life.

Lin Yu didn't know whether he was making progress in practice or life. He didn't know whether he was making progress or not.

But when it comes to making money, Simu is really serious and really wants to make progress!

Since leaving Renjia Town, I have been traveling through mountains and rivers, heading towards Uncle Simu's home.

Lin Yu followed Uncle Simu on his short legs. His speed was not too slow and did not slow down his journey.

I don’t even feel tired after walking a long distance, and I even feel more energetic the longer I walk.

By the way, I completed two long tasks, and coupled with the hard work during this period, my physical fitness and spirit have grown again.

[Physique: 14]

【Spirit: 18】

Along the way, we looked at the mountains, the water, and the woods, which was another kind of fun.

But what left Lin Yu speechless the most was that before he left Renjia Town, Uncle Simu had a relapse of his old illness and started to make progress again.

They passed through a town before dinner. Lin Yu had finished his meal and had yet to take a break. As soon as he turned his head, Taoist priest Simu pulled out a long team.

The night was dark, but we had to walk at night.

The shadows in the dense forest are strong, with some night fog, looking a little cold and clear.

From time to time, I remembered the chirping of insects and the shouting of four eyes.

"Yin people rush on the road, Yang people avoid it."

The four-eyed Taoist priest was wearing a Taoist robe, carrying a lotus lantern, shaking the Sanqing bell, and throwing yellow paper outwards as he walked forward.

In addition to Lin Yu, there were a dozen or so jumping corpses following behind.

Lin Yu had to admire this.

In just one meal, Simu found so many customers. It seems that Uncle Simu is really good at making money.

"You don't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt are. Even if you are practicing cultivation, you are not short of money. How many big-bellied men will you have to support for this meal at night? This is a lot of money. ”

Although the money Lin Yu spent was not for four purposes, Daoist Four Eyes still felt his heart twitching when he saw so many pieces of ocean running away like running water.

It's not like Lin Yu is a poor man who doesn't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt are.

놙 is 놛놋 to make money, and there is no shortage of money now.

When you are really short of money, even selling some talismans is enough to make a fortune.

To be honest, it is rare for people who are cultivators of heaven to be as capable as Uncle Jiu and yet so poor.

How can someone who is so poor be a noble sorcerer?

놙놋Those rough guys who practice physical fitness are so poor.

On the one hand, those who practice physical training spend a lot of money on food, drink, and medicinal baths. This is because they have practiced some martial arts, and there is no way to make money.

At most, he could be a bodyguard or a craftsman, or even more extreme, he could roam the forest. If he was more honest, he could just open a restaurant and teach apprentices.

I really can't make much money.

But warlocks like Uncle Jiu are different.

Whether it is looking for dragons and tapping acupuncture points, looking at Feng Shui in wells, weddings and funerals, divination in yin houses and yang houses, asking for divination, exorcising evil spirits and drawing talismans, curing diseases and rescuing people, and even setting up arrays and refining weapons.

No matter which one is a craft to make money.

With so many craftsmanships, it is difficult to make money.

But according to Uncle Jiu's past financial conditions, it can be said that he was destined to commit suicide.

How unlucky a person must be to be like that.

Although it doesn't look that bad, 놌놛's ability to make money is worlds apart.

On the other hand, looking at the younger brother's eyes, he looks like a philistine, and the clothes he wears are tattered and not willing to change, but his family background is very strong.

Lin Yu didn't want Taoist Priest Simu to argue.

Keep walking forward.

Deep in the jungle, the grass made a rustling sound as it was trampled.

The mist rises and falls, making it a little cooler.

The cold wind blew by, and the earthy smell was mixed with a hint of coquettishness.

It seemed like some animal had urinated and encircled its territory.

"Uncle Master!"

Lin Yu shouted quickly, clearly feeling that something was wrong.

The fishy smell made Lin Yu frown a little, and the spiritual platform jumped slightly.

"How brave! How dare you steal a poor customer!"

His eyes were filled with rage.

A white shadow flashed past, and the last zombie jumped into the air and penetrated into the canopy of the tree.

His eyes moved forward to catch up, but he frowned again.

He turned to look at Lin Yu.

Before he could warn him, Lin Yu had already chased him out.

"께Yu, don't act out of emotion, 께心!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a golden light was thrown out.

놙Hear a stabbing sound.

"ah--!"

A long, sharp cry.

Hooray!

The tree crowns swayed around.

With a plop, the four-eyed customer fell down and fell to the ground.

"Oops, my client."

Before his eyes could feel distressed, he saw Lin Yu also raised his left hand, and another golden light was released towards the top of the tree next door.

Although I heard some screams of pain, I saw the crown of the tree shaking, the shadows of the trees dancing, and the rustling.

It was obviously the demon hiding in the dark who escaped.

"Uncle Master, what kind of heresy is this? Why are you stealing corpses?"

Lin Yu tried his best and kept the four-eyed customer, but unfortunately he did not catch the secretly hidden thief on the spot.

Could it be possible that we met another corpse refiner from the Liu family in western Hunan?

This is so stupid and blind.

There is really a shortage of corpses. Picking one up on the roadside is better than snatching one directly from the Taoist team like Simu, right?

Lin Yu's mental health and physique are far superior to ordinary people, and his senses are much stronger than ordinary people.

놛놙땣 saw a white shadow and smelled a stinky smell.

But for the time being, it was impossible to tell the origin of this person hiding in the dark.

He checked his customers with four eyes.

My hands and feet were broken.

It is inevitable to feel great sadness in my heart.

"Ouch! This damn monster! He stole my clients so well that his hands and feet were broken. How can I explain this!"

His four eyes were filled with rage.

If it's dropped like this, it's inevitable that money will be deducted when it's delivered to your home.

Of course, a kind-hearted person like Simu doesn't want to see the body subjected to such torture after death, so he is not angry because of the money issue.

Talking about money is just an excuse for me. I don't like to show my kindness too obviously, so I am shy. (That’s weird)

In fact, it is quite common for some accidents to occur when driving corpses over long distances.

Even if the body is really stolen, it is usually a bad luck.

After all, if a person is traveling thousands of miles in a chaotic situation, he may be gone even while walking, not to mention that he is still carrying a corpse.

There may have been rain, snow, wind, frost, or some man-made or natural disaster. Even with the special techniques of the exorcists, it was inevitable that the corpse would become moldy and smelly.

It can never be kept completely fresh like a living person.

Therefore, this level of destruction is acceptable to the host family.

But the four eyes are different. Apart from Jiu Shu, Qiu Sheng, and Wen Cai, three members of the family, I am afraid that very few outsiders can actually pull a walking corpse out of their hands.

After all, in the entire world of heavenly cultivation, the four eyes are considered to be top-notch.

땣녈 looked over and disdained to snatch this ordinary walking corpse.

녈But 놛 naturally there is no need to say more.

Therefore, the four-eye corpse removal service is fast, safe and has high service quality, which is really famous far and wide.

After a person dies, it is considered a rare fate to be chased by the four eyes. The elders have accumulated good deeds.

녊Because of this good reputation, Simu’s business is easy to do.

The money earned by Simu is also due to the high quality of services provided by 놛.

Although it is not a big deal to break a limb, it obviously lowers the service quality of Simu.

As a well-known corpse-repelling immortal from all over the country, Simu would never allow such a situation to occur.

"Uncle Master."

Lin Yu reminded him vigilantly.

Simu raised his eyebrows and snorted.

"There is a road to heaven but you don't take it. There is no door to hell but you have to throw yourself into it. If someone wants to settle a score with you, you don't know how to show appreciation and you dare to come and join in."

"Xiao Yu, be careful."

He casually took a photo of Lin Yu's body amulet.

"Uncle, don't worry, it is no match for 놖."

In the fight just now, Lin Yu had tested out the depth of the monster.

Simu nodded and rushed towards the direction of Lin Yu's sight.

Just halfway through the rush, a white shadow flashed out from behind the tree.

The speed is not slow and the body is flexible.

Shaking left and right, kicking and hitting his four eyes.

Shimu didn't even pull out the sword behind his back. He used his left and right hands to parry, but all of them were blocked.

He raised his left foot and kicked it, hitting the monster's chest.

The monster screamed in pain and flew out.

It hit the tree with a bang and fell to the ground again.

Unexpectedly, the monster fell to the ground but did not get up.

The whole body was bursting with energy. There were a few stabbing sounds, and the white clothes around him were shattered into pieces.

Only a strand of tulle is left covering the bumpy body.

She is actually a female seductress.

The Taoist priest with four eyes couldn't help but blinked, then snorted and sneered twice.

"Seduction? If my nephew wasn't here, I could still play with you, now? You are just talking nonsense! You must die!"

Pull out your sword and strike forward.

The monster was lying on the ground, with his head on his elbows, his charming face flushed, his red lips open and spitting bubbles.

Colorful bubbles rushed to the fourth eye and popped open.

For a moment, a dreamlike mist seemed to cover the 5m radius.

Lin Yu became interested.

She squinted her eyes and smiled: "Well, this female seductress has really mastered technology, and even learned how to apply filters to herself."

Indeed, reflected in the bubbles of this dream, the already enchanting female temptress looks even more alluring.

If it weren't for Lin Yu's iron heart, anyone else would have rushed away while shouting the high-sounding slogan that as long as you are brave, the female ghost will take maternity leave.

"Want to kiss? You will die!"

The four eyes are not affected at all.

Maybe it was because Lin Yu was standing behind 놛, so 놛 couldn't help but straighten his waist.

녊 drew his sword angrily and chopped 껗 down.

In the angry and dissatisfied eyes of the banshee, she was cut in two with a sword.

After cutting it off, no body was left.

Only one embroidered shoe was left on the spot.

"With two brushes, I can actually use the body skill."

Lin Yu's eyes also lit up.

"Uncle Master, is this the kind of spell used by the Jade Rabbit in "Journey to the West"?"

But Si Mu held the sword and shook his head, full of disdain.

"This is just a minor Taoist magic, not worthy of being compared with that kind of physical magic."

녊 said, took out two copper coins from his pocket, and pressed them directly against his glasses.

It seems to be a mechanism that was prepared in advance.

Two copper coins were stuck directly in the glasses, and the square hole in the middle allowed Simu's sight to pass through.

The copper coins and glasses actually glowed with golden light.

It was obviously a magical weapon that Simu had practiced in advance.

He swept across the forest, "Little..."

Just when he wanted to remind Lin Yu, he saw Lin Yu sneer, and golden light shone on his body.

Golden light talismans, diamond talismans, and body protection talismans, shining brightly.

He was really armed to the teeth.

The small right palm was spread out, and a fire talisman was hidden in the palm.

Turning around and twisting his hips, a leaf under the flower.

Only white shadows and golden light flashed by.

"Ah!!"

The miserable sound reappeared.

The fairy was slapped to the ground by Lin Yu.

The flames directly burned off most of her wavy hair, and half of her white dress was also burned.

Lin Yu's palm was so powerful that with the help of magic power, and the blessing of bright and dark forces, he almost slapped the goblin's brains out with one slap.

The goblin was lying on the ground, and he was actually dizzy. With a swollen pig head, he was flirting with Lin Yu.

Lin Yu almost laughed.

He understood the goblin's purpose.

Although he was not yet an adult and did not have that ability.

But the goblin used a deceptive technique, and it did not necessarily have to use that aspect to seduce.

It can still confuse children and make them like it.

She saw that Simu was not easy to deal with, so she wanted to deal with Lin Yu, a child.

Although Lin Yu also had many talismans on him, he was young after all, and he must not have a deep practice.

Who knew that he would be a big bastard as soon as they met.

Knowing that he could not beat him, he immediately admitted his weakness and used magic while lying on the ground.

Lin Yu took a closer look and found that the goblin had played a new trick.

Long wavy hair, half-covered dress.

Before Lin Yu could make a move.

"Go!"

Taoist Simu made a sword gesture.

The long sword in his hand flew out.

A cold light flashed in the air, and the fairy had no time to react, and was pierced through the heart by an arrow.

Then the copper coin in his eyes shot out two lasers.

The laser instantly irradiated the fairy's body, and there was a sizzling sound with the stench of burning eggs, which was the hair on the fairy's body burning.

It exploded with a bang, and the fairy was thrown out two or three feet.

It directly opened the distance between him and Lin Yu.

The fairy's Taoism was really average. If Lin Yu was not here, Simu could have played with him.

But he was too concerned.

With Lin Yu by his side, Simu just wanted to nip all the changes in the bud.

The fairy died on the spot and changed into his original form.

The body shrank, and the limbs became a furry mass.

A closer look revealed that it was a fox, and most of its hair had been burned off.

"This demon has even drunk foreign ink."

Lin Yu said to Simu with a smile.

Times have indeed changed. When the vixen was seductive, she also began to dress like foreigners.

"No matter what water she has drunk, she is courting death if she dares to be arrogant in front of Simu."

Simu drew out his long sword, triumphantly.