Chapter 35: Webmaster; you are dying

Chapter 35 Weaving Web Administrator; You are going to die

【Management 007: Hello, because of the special status of your choice, I will experience and review it personally. That is to say, I need you to calculate it for me now. Is there any problem here? 】

【Yes, but not in the future, it will cost money】

【007:...】

After a string of ellipsis that means speechless, 007 sent a birth date.

Gu Zhiqi glanced at it, and typed a few words without thinking about it.

【You are going to die】

Gu Zhixi didn't react until the news was sent out.

This **** occupational disease, it committed again.

【007:? ! 】

There is no function to undo messages, Gu Zhiqi intends to skip this matter directly, ignores 007's question mark, lightly moves his fingertips, and starts typing on the keyboard.

We must hurry up.

After all, the man is dying.

It is very troublesome to change the management audit, and it has to be completed before he dies.

【Fall through a cesspit at the age of five】

【Eight-year-old pokes a hornet's nest】

【Ten-year-old wet the bed】

【007: Stop! 】

After Gu Zhiqi sent three messages, the other party stopped calling.

After calling to stop, 007 sent a message, [007: We... want to talk about adults? 】

【18 years old was confessed 54 times】

【Dumped 43 times at the age of 20】

【007: Stop, stop, stop! 】

【007: Tell me something that only I may know】

Seeing this, Gu Zhiqi raised his eyebrows, and there was a bit of banter between his brows.

【I went to the toilet yesterday, my phone fell into the toilet, you picked it up with bare hands】

【007:...】

【007:...you don’t have to say it when you pick it up with bare hands】

Gu Zhixi raised his eyebrows, pretending he didn't see it.

【Is it still worth it? 】

【007: Since the future doesn't count, then you do the math, what am I doing right now】

【Your courier has arrived, it’s the spicy strips you bought across the border】

【007:? 】

007 sent a question mark, but there was no news.

Gu Zhiqi didn't panic, resting his chin lazily, pointing his fingertips leisurely on the desk, tapping again and again.

About a minute later, 007 received a message.

【007: Yo, not bad】

【Is it approved? 】

【007: Well, what did you mean when you said I was going to die? 】

Originally, 007 didn't take Gu Zhiqi's first sentence to heart, but under the current situation, he couldn't help but believe it.

【Can the review pass first? 】

【It is troublesome to change the management and review again】

【007:? 】

Gu Zhixi made two sentences in a row, and he couldn't fix it directly for 007, only sent a question mark over.

【I can save you, 5 million】

【007: Huh? 】

【If you don’t refuse, you agree】

【There is a sniper in your direction at three o'clock, you can ask someone to kill him first】

After the message is sent, there is no news on the other side.

Gu Zhiqi didn't care, his lips curled up slightly, and there was a loose smile on the corner of his mouth, taking advantage of this gap, he stretched himself.

About two minutes later, 007 sent a message.

【007: Thanks】

Seeing this, Gu Zhiqi clicked his tongue lightly, moved his fingertips lightly, and sent three messages in a row.

【Trade only】

【Remember to play money】

【Pass the review too】

Not long after the message was sent, the review was passed, and the page changed from a chat interface with 007 to a registration page.

Gu Zhiqi only chose two options, one for nickname and one for description.

Nickname: Broken Branch

Introduction: Fortune-telling, five hundred coins for one hexagram

Then confirm the registration.

Forked out the newly pop-up "Successful Registration" window, and Gu Zhiqi logged into his account.