Chapter 781 Really bald donkey! (1 update)

"Master, what happened to Senior Shenlu? How did it become like this?"

Su Hongxiu couldn't help but feel worried when she saw Bitch Donkey looking like he was dying. This little girl was kind-hearted and naturally couldn't bear to see others suffer.

"This is what happens when you are greedy."

Ling Feng was also at his wits' end. Taking advantage of his special physique, the bitch took the peerless elixir without thinking. This elixir was certainly a good thing, but the potency inside was too great. Yan Cangtian was also an emperor-level expert. , I don’t dare to try it easily. This bitch will suffer a lot this time.

Seeing as his belly was so ridiculously bloated, it was obvious that this guy couldn't withstand the exaggerated power of the medicine, which was why he felt so uncomfortable.

Shaking his head and sighing, Ling Feng waved his hand and brought everyone directly into the Five Elements Heavenly Palace to prevent that bitch from making a fuss and demolishing his Tianxuan Garden.

"Ouch! My mother's feet are broken!"

The bitch was rolling on the ground in pain and breaking out in cold sweat, "Boy Lingfeng, think of a way!"

"What can I do? The elixir has entered your body. If you don't refine the power of the medicine, what can I do?"

The bitch was so painful that his whole body was twitching. If he could go back a few quarters of time and beat him to death, he wouldn't swallow the pill with his mouth.

"After all, you have the physique of a monster. Grit your teeth and endure it. You can survive it if you can't. If you unfortunately die, Xiao Qiongqi, I will take good care of you and give you a grand burial."

Ling Feng raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"You bastard, this beast is... oh oh oh... it hurts!"

The donkey's whole body twitched again. The originally thin donkey's hooves suddenly thickened several times, making it look extremely muscular. Even the hard donkey's hooves were burst, and five sharp claws stretched out.

"I wipe..."

Ling Feng's eyelids twitched, and Su Hongxiu was so frightened that she hid behind him. Is this black donkey going to mutate?

…

After a night of tossing, the donkey howled and brayed. After about three hours, the light in the body gradually dissipated, and the donkey seemed to have lost its strength and collapsed on the ground. The surrounding ground was covered with blood and sweat. .

At this moment, the donkey has completely changed its appearance, and its hooves have turned into claws. Although it still looks like a donkey, if you look closely, you can see that there are actually dense layers under his fur. The black scales exude a faint light.

The biggest change was on the donkey's head. The black mane had all fallen out, replaced by two bare horns, which felt very hard and seemed to have not fully grown out.

In addition, his body seems to have become much stronger. His arms and legs were originally thin, but now his whole body is covered with tendons, and even the tail behind him is much thicker.

Ling Feng looked at the donkey up and down, and felt that the donkey's current appearance seemed to be fused with the form of the legendary dragon and then the black donkey.

This is...

Dragon donkey? Or a donkey dragon?

"You brat, don't press this beast's head randomly. It'll hurt!"

The bitch regained some strength, raised his hoof, oh no, it should be a paw, and touched his head.

However, the donkey's hooves turned into sharp claws, which were not bad when touched, but the pain immediately made the donkey howl and scream.

He put his paw in front of him and took a look, and was immediately startled. "What's going on? How come the hooves of this beast turned into claws?"

"Didn't you keep saying you were some kind of mythical beast? It must have been that pill that inspired your bloodline, or maybe the energy contained in it turned you into a dragon?"

Ling Feng touched the bridge of his nose and guessed in a deep voice.

However, no matter what it is, Ling Feng has no plans to swallow the peerless magic pill for the time being. Even if he is lucky enough not to explode and die, he will be like a bitch and have no tears left.

That bastard was very nervous, and he immediately said with excitement: "Of course it stimulates the noble blood in this divine beast, the dragon claws and the dragon scales!"

The bitch suddenly jumped up from the ground. Although he was still dying just now, he now felt a steady stream of power pouring out of his body. Although there was no breakthrough in his realm, his life form seemed to have changed. Some kind of qualitative change.

He looked at his new body and felt satisfied for a while. However, when he looked up and saw the top of his head, he immediately collapsed.

"What's going on? Where's the hair? Where's the donkey hair of this divine beast?"

The bitch put away his sharp claws and touched his bare head. The smile on his face gradually disappeared.

What he is most satisfied with is the donkey hair on his head. He says every day that he is the most beautiful donkey in the world. Now...

Became a bald donkey!

What a bald ass!

"Bitch donkey, actually you don't have to be too sad. Although you have lost your hair, you have grown horns!" Ling Feng stepped forward to comfort him.

The bitch looked in the mirror and saw those two extremely ugly horns on the top of his bald head...

It’s better not to have anything!

"God, you are so jealous of the beauty of this divine beast that you actually tortured me like this!"

The mean donkey looked up to the sky and roared, beating his feet and chest, looking tragic and heartbroken.

Although Ling Feng felt like he was about to vomit out his last night's meal, he still comforted him: "You bitch, if you think about it a little bit, maybe it can grow back in the future?"

"Yes, yes, I heard that a donkey's mane grows very fast!" Su Hongxiu also quickly advised.

The face of the bitch changed, critical hit X1!

"That...that..." Su Hongxiu really didn't know how to comfort her, so she blurted out: "Anyway, you will definitely not be bald forever in the future, it will only be a few months at most."

The bitch spits out a mouthful of old blood, critical hit X2!

"Then...that year? Two years?"

The bitch bangs his head against the wall, desperate for life, critical hit x3!

"I...I..." Su Hongxiu was in a panic and slapped her mouth repeatedly, "No, Senior Shenlu, that's not what I meant!"

Ling Feng shook his head and smiled bitterly. He held Su Hongxiu and said slowly: "Hongxiu, you'd better stop talking. If you keep talking, this bitch will almost commit suicide by swallowing feces."

This time, even Tuoba Yan couldn't help but laugh out loud. A pretty face turned red from suppressing laughter.

The melancholy of the bitch lasted until the next morning. Then, the guy found a red strip of cloth from somewhere and covered his entire head, leaving only two long donkey ears exposed. At first glance, you can't see his bald head and ugly horns.

(PS: If you have watched "Pirates of the Caribbean", it is probably the look of Captain Jack Sparrow with his red cloth headband.)

Since then, the cheap donkey has been fully upgraded. The cheap donkey has been fully upgraded. In terms of appearance, it really looks a little bit like a mythical beast. At least it is no longer an ordinary black donkey.

And its taboo word has also changed from "cheap donkey" to "bald donkey".

If anyone dares to mention the word "bald donkey" in front of him, he will face the endless anger of the bastard donkey!