Chapter 167: pants...
Hide?
Shen Lijuan raised the corners of her mouth slightly, looking noncommittal.
Others only knew that Long Gen was a fool. He was so weak. The thing in his crotch was thicker and longer than a bullwhip. It was so hard that no one could stop the swing of the thing. He beat Chen Tianming like a man with sperm in his head. The scheming Wei Wenwu and the old fritter Li Sanchou were all taken care of by Xiaolong.
How much waves can Chen Tianming with a broken arm and leg make? What can the deputy mayor do? Can he be better than Jingwen?
"That's it, okay, I know. I'll tell Xiaolong as soon as he comes back." Shen Lijuan said indifferently, not wanting to pay attention to Wang Limei.
This sao woman is lazy and lazy. She originally saw that Chen Tianyun's family was rich and from an official family. She showed off her power and power. She walked with her head held high and her buttocks stuck out and she sold saos in the village. It was a good thing now, seeing that the thing on Xiaolong's crotch was so powerful, he kept moving towards it.
The flower branches are exhibiting, and the makeup is gorgeous. You can smell the SAO smell under the crotch, which is pungent. Shen Lijuan despises such a woman from the bottom of her heart. Even now she is not a good woman.
"Sister Lijuan, you have to take it to heart. None of the three brothers are good at each other. What should Xiaolong do if something happens to him?" Wang Limei was so anxious that she almost wiped her tears. Her man was beaten up. Dun wasn't that sad either.
Seeing what he did, Shen Lijuan couldn't help but feel a little angry. He was not worried about Xiaolong's safety. In the final analysis, it was for himself and for the deep groove in his crotch.
"Second sister-in-law, you should go back first, and we will discuss the countermeasures. Well, thank you for that." Seeing that Shen Lijuan's expression was not good, Chen Xianglian had to stand up and say a few words.
Chen Xianglian was in a very difficult position. On one side was her lover, who was in love with her but was always concerned about her mother and daughter. On the other side was her third brother, who had to handle this matter. Which way should the hand crutch turn?
"No, Xiang Lian, don't you not understand that big brother? Xiaolong is going to be hurt..." Wang Limei wanted to say something else, her face turned red and white with anxiety, and she looked at the tears. About to roll down.
“Bah, bah, bah!”
Shen Lijuan spat a few times, feeling really unhappy with this woman.
Originally nothing happened, but I just pretended to be a big deal and cried even though it was no big deal. It seemed like it was more uncomfortable than the death of my own father, right?
"Wang Limei, you are all sensible people, so I won't talk nonsense. Don't think I don't know what you are thinking about. Don't you just think about Xiaolong's crotch? Is that place itchy down there again?"
Wang Limei's face turned pale when she heard this, and she choked and didn't say a word for a long time.
"Okay, don't worry about this. Let's go. What do you look like crying?" Chen Xianglian pulled Shen Lijuan, and Shen Lijuan calmed down.
As the old saying goes, "If you don't see it when you look up, you will see it when you look down." Living in a village, you have to have a certain amount of shame, isn't it? Xiaolong's thing is precious, isn't it rare for you?
Wang Limei gritted her teeth and left. No matter how anxious you are, there is nothing you can do. The emperor is not anxious and the **** is anxious. Is there a ball for him? Looking back, I have to think about whether I can secretly help with this matter.
Wang Limei is not a good person. The relationship between husband and wife has been no longer binding since the time she hooked up with Wei Wenwu. Whoever can make life comfortable for me is his own man, a real man!
The emperor is very leisurely at the moment, walking around the village with his arms crossed. Today, he is not just wandering around to see the girls of any house, just like observing Feng Shui.
Xu Qing will come with her students tomorrow. This afternoon, we must sort out the places to visit, ensure that the plan goes on track, and give Xu Qing some time.
"You can't go downstream of the Qingshui River. There is a tortoise pond dug there. The roar of the waves can be heard for miles. You have to go to the woods, where there are mountains and rivers. It is very convenient and there are few people going there. I am tired. , get up and pick two dates to eat, which not only satisfies your cravings, but also replenishes your physical strength!"
"Well, let's go to the stepping area first." After muttering in his heart, Long Gen walked up the Qingshui River with the big stick on his head.
Shanghe Village is poor and poor, and its greatest wealth is the Qingshui River. I heard from the elders that the water source of Qingshui River is very good. During the drought, Shanghe Village was able to bathe and shower every day, and the villagers did not waste their time.
Therefore, everyone says that the grass temple in Shanghe Village is a spiritual mountain.
Long Gen felt the same way, because he had married many women here, all of them very beautiful. Thinking of the white flesh rolling on the stones and the trembling on the grass made his heart feel numb and itchy, and he wished he could find a place. The son pulled out a big stick to vent his anger.
“Dong dong dong, **** it, what are you running for? I’m peeing, don’t run, **** it! Come back...”
As soon as he entered the woods, he heard curses. Long Gen's ears suddenly pricked up. This was the voice of a mother-in-law. Why did it sound so familiar? Thinking that this woman was about to pee, she immediately tiptoed over to her.
In the summer, the woods were very dense. Dragon Root was very close. He squatted down and looked through the slit. He saw a white **** ball facing him, and the black **** crack was **** from the slit. A stream of yellow-orange liquid hit the grass leaves on the ground, causing the grass to drift away.
The "rustling" sound lasted for a while and then stopped.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk, this woman, her buttocks are too big, they are as round as a washbasin, and the two dumpling wrappers are all blackened!”
Long Gen was secretly frightened. The big-assed women in the village were almost having a good time themselves. Wang Limei and Tian Cuifen were both owners of big-assed and big-breasted women, so they felt very happy during the day.
But, if you look closely, you will see that this **** has never seen anything. The cracks are as black as charcoal, and even darker than his own stick. How can he not be impressed at all?
"Oh, let me go. Grandpa Long has been with too many women recently, and his memory is not good." Long Gen patted his forehead with some annoyance, "No, from now on, if you live with one woman every day, you have to leave a mark or something. For example He said, take a bite on your breast, squat on your **** and make a mark or something. We Japanese people have to be very particular, and we can’t live without acknowledgment!”
I was still muttering in my heart, I had already lifted my pants in front, and when I saw my white buttocks stuffed into my pants, I felt as if I had lost some treasure, and I was extremely disappointed!
“Ah, this, isn’t this Xiaofang’s mother?” Long Gen was stunned for a moment, and after looking at her for a long time, he actually secretly caught a glimpse of his future mother-in-law peeing, this. . . . . .
No, no, absolutely not! How can I marry my mother-in-law? Don’t miss it! Let's go, we have to go quickly!
Long Gen pressed the thing in his crotch. The thing seemed to be rebelling. It pushed hard against his crotch and almost burst his pants. From a distance, it looked like there were corn cobs stuffed in his crotch.
“Click!”
Accidentally, while retreating, he stepped on a dry branch in the forest. Long Gen's eyes suddenly turned green!
“Who? Who is it? Come out!”
Zhao Ping was also startled. She was about to come in and fire a cannon and then leave. However, the old scalper who killed that day just went into the forest, as if there was an old cow waiting for it to die, and ran away desperately. I also took it in.
Everyone in the village said that there were monsters here, otherwise Qingshuihe wouldn't be so spiritual. They were afraid. Just as I lifted up my pants, there was a strange noise coming from behind. How could I not be afraid? Maybe God is angry and wants to punish you.
"Who? Come out to me. Let me tell you, I'm so brave. I grew up listening to ghost stories when I was a child. Come out yet!" Zhao Ping held the stick, mustered up her courage and leaned towards Lin Lin, grunting. He swallowed hard, feeling the cool breeze blowing behind his back, making the hairs on his hair stand on end.
Long Gen is so depressed, how come he was discovered? I'm very careful. If I don't show my head, I'm afraid it will be even worse if I get caught!
"Hey, Auntie, hehe, we are herding the cows..." Long Gen showed his silly expression again, holding the thing in his crotch tightly with his legs. He must not let it go. The future mother-in-law found out.
Long Gen understood very well in his heart, even though his father-in-law was in good health, but all of it was spent on the banker, the mother-in-law would only be very hungry and thirsty! As the saying goes, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger.
The mother-in-law is in her early forties, and she is afraid that the **** will be even more vigorous, and she wants to swallow the big stick in one gulp! For Xiaofang's sake, I have to endure this matter.
“Oh my god, it turned out to be Idiot Long, but I scared your aunt to death!” Zhao Ping finally breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest, and took a few breaths of relief. ,
The two lumps of old **** on the chest were swung back and forth in the sweatshirt, and Long Gen's eyes were dazzled by the swaying. In the linen pants, two thighs were vaguely visible.
The mother-in-law is really good-looking, otherwise she wouldn't be able to give birth to a girl as charming as Xiaofang. She is already in her forties, and her figure is not out of shape. Her chest is bulging, and her buttocks are even more noticeable. It's clear, but the seam is a little darker. Think about it, my father-in-law has been living for more than 20 years, can it be darker? Water can drip through stones. How difficult is it to blacken two dumpling wrappers!
"Haha, Auntie, you, you can herd the cows, I, I'm going back..." Long Gen laughed and was about to leave. I'm afraid that I won't be able to control it and will kill my mother-in-law. I'm not afraid, but I'm afraid that Xiaofang won't be happy.
“Dragon fool, stop!”
Zhao Ping, who was in a false alarm, reacted and quickly stopped Long Gen. Her eyes intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Long Gen's crotch, with an indescribable meaning.
“Tell me, did you peek at your aunt while she peed?”
"Huh?" Long Gen's eyes widened with a look of horror on his face, and he waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no. I didn't peek!"
“Humph, you didn’t peek?” Zhao Ping sneered, eyes widened angrily, and said angrily: “Then what’s in your crotch? Show me!”
Hearing this, Long Gen reflexively spread his legs a little further.
With a "puff" sound, the thing in the crotch suddenly bounced up. Holding the crotch, a tent suddenly appeared.
Zhao Ping's eyes turned red and she couldn't help but leaned closer. Her mouth was a little dry and she licked it gently.
“No, it’s nothing, don’t, don’t...”
Long Gen kept retreating, feeling extremely depressed. Can I ask my mother-in-law?
“Auntie, don’t, don’t pull my trousers, there is murderous intent in my crotch...”
