Uncle Bob: EP 1

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"What are you watching, Uncle Bob?"

Shit! I grabbed for the remote, but the damned thing wouldn’t respond. I knew I should have replaced the batteries sooner.

Stacey was standing in the doorway in her short nightshirt, staring at the screen. On it, a big-tittied blonde was taking one guy’s cock into her throat while some black guy was fucking her from behind with a dick that must have been a good nine inches long. I had the sound turned down so as not to wake her.

I realized that I was still holding my own dick in the other hand, and quickly tried to slip it back inside my pants. Stacey stepped into the room and plopped down beside me on the couch.

"Mommy won"t let me watch porn at home. This looks real good. Can I watch it with you?"

"I – I …" I didn"t know what to say.

"It"s okay. You can jack off while you"re watching if you like. I won"t mind." She smiled at me sweetly, pulling her long, skinny legs up on the couch.

To be truthful, Stacey was the main reason I was sitting there, jerking off to a porn movie at nearly midnight. See, she"s just eighteen, skinny and lithe, and heart-breakingly, dick-achingly pretty as only teenage girls can be. Whether she realizes it or not, and I"m sure she does, she"s the most accomplished cock-teaser I have ever met. She runs around in tiny shorts or even tinier skirts over miniscule thong panties (I have looked, of course) and skimpy little tops. She has such a cute, innocent little face with a button nose and big baby-blues. Long, pale blonde hair that she ties up in little bunches. Skin so silky you could make stockings out of it. Whenever I have to baby-sit her – which is quite a lot of weekends because my asshole big brother, her dad, is seeing some new broad and her bitch of a mommy is trying to trap a new man, when they"re not both working 24-7 – I tend to walk around with a boner you could use to drive nails in.

She"s my fucking niece, for fuck"s sake! And just a kid. I"ve known her since she was a baby. My bro and my sis-in-law trust me to look after her and protect her. And now when she"s around, I fantasize about systematically fucking every little hole in her sweet little body. Am I depraved, or what?

So, this is really the biggest fuck-up in my entire fucked-up life. Stacey"s sitting on the couch beside me in a little pink t-shirt top that just – only just – makes it past her hips, some cute pink socks and what appear to be little pink panties, which she"s making no attempt to hide.

And I was sitting there with a big pink boner in my stupid pink fist, watching a movie in which a hot blonde was getting a big dick pushed between her pink-lipsticked lips and another shoved into her wet pink pussy. Nobody would ever trust me with the little cutie again.

The fucking remote still wouldn"t work, but Stacey took it out of my hand, flipped it over, and waggled the batteries around, then turned the TV sound up. The guys were grunting and the girl was moaning and I was feeling very embarrassed.

"Do you like girls with big boobies like that, Uncle Bob? I think they look a bit gross."

Actually, no. I prefer skinny little teens with pert little titties and… and all that stuff, but I could hardly tell her that. Or, come to that, anyone.

"Look, Stacey," I finally managed to say, "I"m sorry you have to see me like this. It"s just not… appropriate. Look, you need to get back to bed and we both have to pretend like this never happened, or your Mom and Dad are gonna kill me – probably very slowly and painfully. Is that okay?"

"Sure," she said brightly with a sweet little smile. "Only, can I stay up and watch this with you for a while? See, I try to watch my dad"s porn when he"s out, but I"ve only been able to find two DVDs and I"ve watched them both. They suck; just fat guys with, like, moustaches and stuff and girls with huge fake titties. This looks much better." Then she gave me the soulful eyes – she knows I"m a sucker for that look. Shit, what was going on here?

"Stacey, sweetie, I really don"t think we should be doing this. Look, you should go to your room right now!" I tried to sound strong and resolute, but Stacey could see right through me. I was pretending I had a will of iron. Actually I had a rod of iron and a will of putty.

She turned the eyes toward me again. What was worse, she turned the little pink panties toward me as well, her legs lifted onto the couch with those long, smooth, skinny thighs open in a V in front of her, her feet tucked under. Oh my god!

"It"s okay, really, Uncle Bob. I won"t tell a soul. I"ll jerk you off while we"re watching if you like?" Looking at her sweet smile, you could imagine she"d just suggested fixing us milk and cookies. And then she reached out and unfastened my pants.

My expression must have been a picture of confusion. On the one hand, I was terrified of what I was getting into here. On the other hand – actually, by now in her other hand – I had a rampant boner that I had always fantasized about using on my niece. Oh fuck, what was I going to do?

"Ooh, this is a nice one, Uncle Bob!" she said, looking at my dick like it was a pretty new toy for her to play with. "Not too small, not too big. And a nice shape. I like it." Like it was some new fashion accessory. She started stroking it up and down.

I let out a moan. So did the big blonde on screen.

Stacey looked up. "Ooh, now that"s gotta smart!"

I dragged my eyes away from my view of Stacey stroking my cock to glance at the screen. The big black guy had now transferred his cock to the blonde"s ass.

"Ricky says that all girls really enjoy anal s.e.x, but I don"t believe him. I can"t see how having something that size shoved in your butt like that could feel good, can you, Uncle Bob? In fact, I think that guy would be too big even for my little cooze."

I could hardly comment, now could I?

"Uncle Bob. Have you ever – you know – put it in a girl"s butt?"

Now, what sort of question was that for an eighteen-year-old to ask her uncle, even if she was jerking him off at the time?

"I – I …" I decided it was best to change the subject. "Who"s Ricky?"

"Oh, he"s, like, this boy I know in school. We"ve been making out once or twice, but he"s always wanting me to try new stuff, and I"m like, "whoa, how"s this gonna feel good for me?"" And while she was telling me this she was stroking my dick, spreading the pre-cum around. Whoa!

"You"ve been… making out with him?" I felt a pang of jealousy, alongside the delightful sensations from my dick. "What… what have you been doing?"

"Oh, nothing much. He fingers me up and I jerk him off. Sometimes I suck his dick a bit. Trouble is, he"s way big, so it"s hard to keep my mouth open, and he keeps trying to shove it deeper when I"m not ready. Like, euch! And he keeps wanting to put it in me, but, like, I"m really not sure if I"m ready, or if I want it to be him. And now he"s talking about anal all the time. So, Uncle Bob, you must know. How does it feel for a girl?"

"Er – well – it depends…"

"I figured as much. But, like, you"ve done a girl "up there" before, right? Did she like it?"

My mind was immediately filled with an image of Cheryl. We"d dated for around six months. She was a bitch but a great fuck, and she loved anal. I didn"t have to beg her for it as I"d done with previous girls. She suggested it, offered it even. And she clearly loved it and got off on it.

"I – I knew a girl once who really enjoyed it. One or two others – well, not so much."

That was just a slight understatement. Alice screamed when I stuck it in her ass, then she shouted at me for about an hour afterwards and left me two days later after a lot more shouting. Leanne made all the right noises while we were doing it, then told me she hated it and never wanted me to try it on her again. Chicks, eh?

"I could see how it might feel good if the guy wasn"t too big, and he, like, stroked your pussy while he was doing it, but – I dunno. A boy"d have to spend like hours eating me out before I"d think about letting him do that."

The whole time she had been stroking my cock, talking about blowjobs and pussy licking and anal s.e.x. It was like I"d suddenly dropped through some sort of wormhole in the space-time continuum to a world where sick fuckers like me get to fuck whoever they like. My brain could barely believe it, even though my cock was totally convinced.

Then the noise from the TV distracted us both for a moment. The blonde was now straddling the white guy and the black guy was reaming her ass, and abusing her loudly in this half-intelligible jive shit. (Why don"t guys just shut the fuck up in porn movies and leave the dirty talk to the chicks? It always sounds better from a girl"s mouth. Which reminded me…)

"Uncle Bob, this movie"s made me real hot. Would it be okay with you if I touched myself too?"

Oh fuck! This was getting way out of control. I should – I should…

Without waiting for me to answer, she jumped up off the couch, pulled her panties down, and sort of snuggled in beside me like we were watching "the Simpsons" or something together. One hand went back to my cock, the other into her pussy, and I watched spellbound as her finger slid back and forth in her sweet little slit, the soft blonde curls of her pubic hair already glistening with her juices.