Chapter 2 The King of Children

The Aburame family has appeared in many powerful ninjas in the known plots of Tetsumaru. They all wear coats and sunglasses, and their unique and weird insect-killing secret techniques leave a deep impression on people.

The basis of the family's secret technique is parasites, especially the poisons of Miao Jiang, which are mysterious and strange.

This leads to a bad relationship between the Aburame family and ordinary villagers. Except for familiar teammates, they are usually kept at a distance.

Moreover, the biggest characteristics of the ninjas in the family are their thin presence and talkativeness, which is terrible.

Aburame Family Survival Rule 1: Never talk to yourself except in your own bedroom.

There might be an Aburra ninja sitting next to you that you have ignored for a long time.

Aburame Family Survival Rule 2: Leave your bedroom and always behave in a manner consistent with your status.

You may have the parasites of one or more Abura kunoichi on you.

Aburame Clan Survival Rule Three: Do not chat with other Aburame ninjas except family members.

You may arouse the interest of a chatty person and chat with you until you want to die.

What is the first rule of survival for time travellers? It is Gou.

Invisible to everyone, pretend to be an ordinary member, don't stand out, don't attract attention. After all, time travelers are naturally different and cannot withstand careful observation.

The time traveler is the lurker.

Therefore, the pressure on time travellers living in the Aburame family is really great.

It took a full fifty days for Aburame Tetsumaru to gradually tame his body, control his jumping around, and his daily behavior gradually became the same as that of other children.

Aburame Tetsumaru breathed a huge sigh of relief.

However, he was relieved too early.

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A group of children were eating noisily. A few older boys huffed and puffed their mouths and shouted, "I'm full."

The boys stood up and ran out. They bumped into the kunoichi at the door and quickly lowered their heads and shouted: "Aunt Sachiko, we've finished eating."

Aburame Sachiko hit each boy on the head so hard that they were brain-destroying, and then let them go after the punishment.

With the arrival of the baby boom after the war, the number of children in the Aburame family increased rapidly. During the day, there were more than 40 children in the nest house. Aburame Sachiko couldn't take care of them, so she could only let the children over 4 years old be indulged. Cook for them.

After eating, the children gathered together to have fun in the village. The same was true for other children in the village. Currently, there were no public facilities in Konoha Village, and only preschool children were herded.

Aburame Tetsumaru took her cousins ​​to the edge of the woods, met the other friends, and then swarmed into the woods.

Tiewan caught a few grasshoppers, strung them up with grass stems, and brought them to the reeds by the river.

Tie the grasshopper's belly with a strong string, then throw it into the reeds, drag it out again, repeat this process, and soon catch two greedy frogs.

Then they tied the frog tightly with a finger-thick rope, threw it into the deep water, and then dragged it back. The panicked frog struggled desperately, and the splash attracted underwater predators.

A huge mouth swallowed the frog in one bite, and also swallowed the hook on the back of the frog. The brothers behind Aburame Tetsumaru cheered loudly, I have caught you this time.

I don’t know when a big fish appeared in the deep pool at the bend of the creek, which had a serious impact on the children’s “hunting” plan. I don’t know how many homemade fish hooks and lines were taken away from the boys. Fishing nets, and even more than one boy was dragged into the water by the huge force, making him miserable.

Especially in the past two months, the activity area of ​​this big fish has expanded from deep water to shallow water, and it has begun to actively attack children.

Fortunately, the water in the shallow water area was only calf-deep and the fishermen involved were all big boys, so no lives were lost.

Among the children living here, there will be no direct descendants of big families. They have no money and no channels to hire ninjas to deal with it, so the children find the king of children, Aburame Tetsumaru.

As a time traveler, the first choice for survival is to be steady, and Aburame Tetsumaru certainly wants to be steady in everything. However, the influence of the body of a human cub is too strong at the age of three. Tetsumaru found that the so-called taming of his body was an illusion. At the critical moment, he could not control himself at all.

He struggled, he tried, and he failed.

Eight months ago, his four-year-old cousin Aburame Shio provoked him in the nest house. Aburame Tetsumaru thought about who Shio's father was, who his grandfather was, and what the worst consequences would be after a fight.

However, before his brain could figure out these messy things, he had already used his headbutt to flatten the nose of his cousin, who was half a head taller than him, and then used his fist to gouge the eye socket more than a dozen times, creating a living, crying face. panda.

The most frightening thing is that he is already riding on his chubby cousin's belly, asking proudly: "Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"

Every question comes with a mouthpiece, until the big boy doesn't even dare to cry.

After regaining control of the situation with his adult will, he found himself surrounded by relatives. The embarrassment, confusion, and feeling at a loss in the face of social death were outrageous.

Two days later, Zhixiong's brother, the five-year-old oil girl Zhijie, came to teach the villain who bullied his brother. He was kicked in the crotch, kicked in the crotch, and penetrated by the iron pill, and ended up in the hospital.

Another day later, in front of both parents' parents, Tiewan slapped Shixiong for the second time, and one of his front teeth was knocked out with his forehead. Of course, apart from feeling uncontrollable embarrassment again, he enjoyed a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots from his biological father in the evening, as well as two chicken legs as an extra.

I really have to thank Ninja for his educational outlook which is very different from that of Blue Star. Otherwise, who knows where he would be sent to for discipline.

I don’t remember the name of the boy who beat up the Inuzuka family six months ago.

Four months ago, Uchiha Mine of the Uchiha family was bewitched by him with earth, and inserted into his eyes again. Facing a circle of adult pinkeyes who were watching, he actually shouted: "I will give you a pair of Sharingan."

In the next twenty days, Aburame Tetsumaru gave red eyes to more than a dozen Uchiha boys, and was beaten severely several times himself.

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No matter how much he swore beforehand or how much he regretted afterwards, he just couldn't control his aggressiveness and quarrelsomeness. The more times he did this, the more he became the king of children.

In the end I had to accept my fate.

After fighting like this, Aburame Tetsumaru became the recognized king of children. A king has obligations. If his little brother is bullied by a fish, Aburame Tetsumaru will stand up and deal with it.

The way to deal with this big fish is to catch it and eat it. As a time traveler from a big foodie empire, this natural thought made a large group of younger brothers confused and delighted.

After three days of observation, the Aburame Iron Pill hooked up smoothly.

It seemed that this fish was living too freely. The boys had been unable to do anything with it before, and it had developed the habit of not being afraid of people. Only then would it actively attack humans and bite the hook without even testing it.

Aburame Tetsumaru smiled: "My hook is no ordinary hook."

He pulled hard on a thin rope wrapped around the rope that tied the frog, breaking open a slip knot at the end of the rope. The special fishhook bound by the knot bounced from a straight shape to a cross shape, with all four points pierced. The big fish was completely stuck in its mouth.

The painful big fish struggled desperately, but before setting the hook, Aburame Tetsumaru tied the middle part of the rope to the tree. This is a flexible tree, very much like a fishing rod.

Aburame Tetsumaru finally tied the tail of the rope to the trunk of a big tree as a final insurance. This was a big tree that could be surrounded by five children holding hands.

A big fish can bring down a few boys, but can it bring down a resilient tree? If this big fish had the ability to pull down this tree, or even the last safe tree, Aburame Tetsumaru swore that he would definitely lead his brothers around it.

Watching the big fish and the tree compete, Aburame Tetsumaru and the boys retreated temporarily. The human physical endurance in the ninja world is beyond normal, and the endurance of animals is better, and some are struggling.

The boys dug out bird's nests, dug holes in trees, fished for fish and insects, dug for wild potato roots, and finally gathered by the stream.

They buried bird eggs and wild potatoes in the soil, lit bonfires on them, grilled fish, birds, and insects on the bonfires, all because the children lacked oil and water in their bellies.

After the war, Konoha ushered in a baby boom. However, the confrontation between the five major ninja villages did not ease, and small-scale conflicts intensified.

Things like military conflicts can stimulate the economy at first, but they will soon destroy the economy and cause material shortages and rising prices. The consequences of rising prices first affected orphans, then children from low-income families, and now ninja families. Children in Konoha Village generally began not having enough to eat.

So the boys gave the food to younger children and girls, and went in groups to collect food. Although these so-called wild lands were owned by their owners, no ninja family would talk much at this time.

If this is the case in Konoha, it must be worse in other ninja villages.

But the conflict cannot stop, and we even need to prepare for war, and the ninja school needs to expand its enrollment.

Four years ago, the last moments before the war came to an end were also the climax and the most brutal stage of the war.

At that time, the students of Konoha Village in the ninja school became an important new force. Although their quality and combat strength were slightly insufficient, especially the students who graduated early were much worse than the newcomers of Sand Ninja and Mist Ninja. They were easily dismissed by others. Hit two.

But if Kiri Nin or Sunagakure adds one genin who can fight, Konoha can add ten rookies who can't fight.

In the final stage of the war, Konoha relied on its abundant military resources and one family overwhelmed three families to win the final victory.

After the armistice, ninja schools were established in ninja villages to train civilian ninjas on a large scale.

This year, civilian ninjas from the five major ninja villages began to graduate, and the number of ninjas increased rapidly. However, the total number of tasks did not change, and the ninja villages had to pay for their own support.

Coupled with the bottomless pit of the arms race, the economic situation of each ninja village gradually became difficult.

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The boys ate various kinds of meat and wild potatoes to soothe their stomachs, and then watched Aburame Tetsumaru fish with great anticipation.

When the method is correct, the fishing process seems to be smooth. In the fight between the big fish and the big tree, the big tree wins.

The exhausted fish splashed feebly in the water and struggled weakly, and was dragged to the shallow water by the boys.

Aburame Tetsumaru led four older boys into the shallow water, each carrying three sharpened bamboo spears.

Four or five meters away, Aburame Tetsumaru raised his bamboo spear and shouted: "Ready, throw!"

Two hits.

"Come again, raise the bamboo spear, prepare, throw!"

"Do it again, get ready, vote!"

Aburame Tetsumaru carefully observed the big fish, and after confirming that the hit effect caused the big fish to completely lose its ability to resist, he turned around and ordered the boy on the shore: "Okay, everyone pull up as hard as you can."

The big fish dragged ashore was dead, but its body was still twitching under the control of nerve reflexes. The boys cheered around the big fish and Aburame Tetsumaru, feeling like they had won the battle.

The child king's throne is consolidated +1.

Aburame Tetsumaru couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh. Just now, his movements in the water seemed, seemed, probably... to imitate Vladimir's majestic wave.

Alas, grow up quickly, children's bodies are really terrible.

The fish was so big that the excited boys took turns lying on the ground to compare their heights with the big fish, but the result was not even half.

A large fish of this size cannot be cooked and grilled directly, so it can only be cut into pieces. Aburame Tetsumaru first took out the hook from the fish's mouth, and unexpectedly discovered that the poor frog was still alive.

Miracle, release the animals, I won’t lack your half of the meat today.

The fishhooks were two senbons tied with beef tendon into a cross shape. After being dismantled, they were given back to the two boys. They took them from home (tou). They would get more fish meat later to make up for the inevitable bamboo shoots. Fried meat.

Cut open the belly and throw the internal organs into a pre-dug fishing pond. There will be a new harvest tomorrow.

Then they dug out the fish's gills, peeled off half of the scales that were as big as a palm, and finally washed away the blood at the riverside before moving them back to the shore. The boys, led by Aburame Tetsumaru, collapsed from exhaustion.

The second wave of big boys took over the work, breaking down the big fish under the command of Tiewan.

The little boy couldn't be idle either. He washed the decomposed fish meat piece by piece, placed it on clean leaves, soaked in water, and dried in the shade.

It took more than an hour for more than a dozen boys to finish their work, and they were all exhausted.

When it was time to distribute the harvest, the boys, under the command of Aburame Tetsumaru, went to the river to wash away the mud and fish smell, and then came back and sat down together.

At this time, several other children who were not involved in fishing brought boiling water. They followed Aburame Tetsumaru's order and borrowed an iron pot to boil water, just in time to quench everyone's thirst.

Aburame Tetsumaru couldn't accept raw water with a fishy smell. In his opinion, drinking boiled water was the safest.

Drinking boiled water is especially important for poor children because they cannot afford to get sick, so whenever he organizes activities, he will definitely arrange for someone to boil water.

"Okay, everyone, listen to me."

Aburame Tetsumaru stood up and shouted loudly to attract the attention of all the boys.

"The distribution will be carried out immediately. There will be two distributions in total. The first time is the participation reward, and each person will get one share."

"The second time is a merit reward, divided according to the amount of effort."

"agree Disagree?"

"Agreed!" the boys replied in varying voices.

Aburame Tetsumaru was dissatisfied and waved his hands: "Hey, hey, hey, please be louder and applaud."

"Agree!!~~Hahahahaha."

The boys got excited, clapping and laughing.

"Very good. The most important thing about the participation rewards is that everyone should be the same. We have a total of twenty-two people participating today. Do you know how to divide it into twenty-two points equally?"

The boys came up with ideas all over the place. Some said they should use a scale to weigh them one by one, and some said they should use a ruler to measure. Of course, most of them had no ideas. This is not surprising. It is normal for three or five-year-old children to be inexperienced. , Aburame Tetsuwan is not normal.

After seeing that Aburame Tetsumaru had run out of ideas, he stood up and concluded: "It's difficult to separate. After all, it's a fish. Even if the weights we weigh on the scale are the same, everyone will feel that the meat is different in different places, right?"

"That's it, so I can't even think about it."

"exactly."

"Boss Tiewan, what can you do?"

Aburame Tetsumaru walked to the fish, and first took out some meat according to his own ideas, about a quarter of the amount, including fish heads, fish tails, and fish bones.

"First of all, I will divide it into two parts. The larger pile will be divided evenly, and the smaller pile will be divided in the second round." Aburame Tetsumaru started to pick and divide the fish meat into two piles.

"Eiji, Shiraki, you two are the most attentive. You two are responsible for dividing the big pile into twenty-two parts."

"Okay." Of the two older boys, the eldest one called them both, feeling particularly valued.

"Remember, after you divide it, I will let everyone else take it first. Except for me, you two will get the last part."

This is the ultimate fairness method. It is a common practice in the system. It can minimize complaints when distributing benefits. The most important thing is to ensure that no one feels that the leader has made a mistake.

However, in Tetsumaru's previous life, he had seen and heard that the opposite was used more often, that is, the leader took the first share, and the person in charge of distribution took the second share, and then caused countless troubles.

Those who understand: ⊙0⊙, the boss is so powerful.

What I didn’t understand: ▽, what is the boss talking about? I feel so powerful.

After noisily dividing and then receiving them in order, Aburame Tetsumaru finally took a piece of fish that was obviously smaller and scattered.

Several boys felt embarrassed and wanted to switch with him, but they were rejected.

"Whether it is really evenly divided or not, do you have any opinions on this equal division now?"

The boys thought about it and discovered that although they were not satisfied with the meat they were given, no one felt it was unfair.

Next, Aburame Tetsumaru divided the meat again according to the merits, went into the water to poke a portion of the fish, took out a portion of Senbon string and other tools, dragged and cut the fish and boiled a portion of the water.

This time Aburame Tetsumaru was directly assigned as the leader, and no one had any objections.

In the end, Aburame Tetsumaru gave the bones that no one wanted to the Inuzuka children, and took the fish heads and tails, as well as the fish scales that no one wanted.

After everything was divided, and it was getting dark, Aburame Tetsumaru announced its disbandment, and the boys went home loaded with the harvest of fish and meat.

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Aburame Tetsumaru returned home, split open the huge fish head, and washed it carefully. There happened to be tofu at home, so she made fish head tofu soup.

The fish head was so big that the pot at home could only fit half of it, so I hung the other half on the stove to smoke.

Heat oil in a pan, fry the fish head until brown, then add water and firewood and simmer over high heat until the aroma is released.

Smell the Aburame iron balls and sprinkle in various spices. It's a pity that I don't have chili peppers at home, otherwise the fish head with chopped pepper would be the most flavorful, and such a big fish head would be wasted.

When the fish soup turns white and the yellow fish oil is boiled out, Tiewan cuts the washed tofu into pieces and adds it, then lowers the heat and simmers slowly while smothering the rice.

In this way, he can start eating directly when his mother comes home, and the waiting time is just used to observe his precious ants.

These are sugar ants that he picked up around the clan area. It is unknown which senior clan member got them from the Kingdom of Grass.

The biggest characteristic of the sugar ants living in the Country of Grass is that they can produce sugar. Unfortunately, after being introduced to the Country of Fire, they no longer produce sugar, so they were abandoned like garbage.

The area around the Aburame family's settlement was filled with various kinds of bugs that seemed to have been released. As a clan of bug users, the clan members collected tens of thousands of various bugs.

I don't know if any biological invasion has occurred, but the ninjas don't care about this.

Aburame Tetsuwan had eaten ant candy, which was sold by merchants from the Land of Grass. Sugar ants are a kind of big-bellied ants and are eaten raw.

Gently bite the ant's belly with your teeth, and the sugar liquid will flow out. It is very viscous, much sweeter than halva, slightly worse than honey, and has no honey fragrance.

At that time, Aburame Tetsumaru thought about where this ant candy came from?

The source of sugar must be plants, and only plants can produce it, such as beets, sweetgrass roots, nectar or sugar cane.

Desserts like honey are the product of nectar and pollen collected by bees and then stirred and fermented. All the sugars in it are converted from plant nectar and pollen.

In the previous life, industrialized sugar production started from sucrose, and the sign of maturity was the cracking of corn starch to produce sugar, which all started from plants.

Where do the big-bellied ants collect sugar?

Aburame Tiewan ponders that Sugar Ant’s purpose is very simple, to make money.

There was no way. After waking up, Aburame Tetsumaru had determined after a year of observation that the high-ranking ninja profession in Konoha Village was essentially a mercenary. Moreover, the organizational form of Ninja Village has strong feudal characteristics, and even the social status of most Jōnin is not high. One of the decisive manifestations is that ninjas work hard, but they have to bring their own equipment and bear their own risks.

All costs in the mission must be borne by yourself first. If you succeed, you will get the mission bonus. If you fail, you will not have a hair. If you are injured, you will not even receive compensation.

It is common for ninjas to perform tasks, complete the tasks, and lose money in the end.

Even if a ninja dies on a mission, it has nothing to do with his employer. The village will give him a small pension, but that amount is not even a fraction of the mission bonus.

Even if they were drafted to the front line during the war, only food was provided for free by the village, and other supplies had to be purchased by themselves.

Any combat, patrol, or garrison missions performed by ninjas are carried out according to the ninja mission mode and are counted as mission records. Otherwise, how do you think the Yondaime who died in battle at the age of 24 could have almost 900 mission records?

Not only does the mission record be calculated, but money is also distributed on the spot, and then the ninja takes the money to purchase medicines, weapons and other consumables in the logistics department.

When Aburame Tetsumaru learned about this model from the family ninjas, he was confused and subverted his cognition. I really don’t know which genius designed it, but all the war matters were taken care of.

In fact, Aburame Tetsumaru himself did not realize it. He lived in an era when the country was unprecedentedly powerful and could fully cover military expenditures in exchange for stronger discipline and stronger combat effectiveness.

Going forward 200 years, the armies of modern countries on earth all used this employment model. Blue Star's mercenaries are also much better than ninjas. Employers have to pay a deposit first, and they can get compensation for equipment damage during the battle, and they can also get compensation for the dead, injured and disabled.

Although mercenaries are often repudiated by their employers, especially when their employers go bankrupt due to defeat, forcing mercenaries to use force to demand wages, everyone acknowledges the rule that compensation should be given for mission failures.

Under such an extremely oppressive system, Konoha's top management was very comfortable. They could share the profits from all the ninja's mission bonuses without risking their missions.

It is very difficult for the lower-level ninjas. Only the famous Jonin can get enough money through missions. Once the Chuunin and Genin are seriously injured, it can easily lead to bankruptcy. In the event of death, the entire family will be in trouble.

Aburame Tetsumaru is destined to become a ninja, and there will be a lot of money to spend in the future, so she must prepare for a rainy day.

What? Not a ninja?

Your last name is Aburame. If you don't want to be a ninja, you'd rather be Momo.

What's more, even in Konoha Village, the lives of civilians are even less protected. In the future, Orochimaru will engage in human experiments crazily, and how many Konoha civilians will be used as guinea pigs. Who cares about Konoha Village? The most it will do is make the Hokage angry. .

It wasn't until the ninja was put into the jar that the Sandaime started to drive him away.

If he didn't become a ninja, his status as a descendant of the Aburame family would be a negative asset. Some big shots would welcome him with open arms and send him to the laboratory or dissecting table.