Chapter 126 Let’s make some peeing beef balls
Love in the world? Qin Huaiyu looked at Liu Xuan in disbelief, seeming a little excited, but with forbearance.
"This... Brother Liu Xuan, what does this mean?"
In the eyes of the Tang people, it is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, but it is different for Qin Huaiyu. Qin Huaiyu is the current son-in-law...
That is, a son-in-law, and the biggest son-in-law in the world, the most eye-catching son-in-law, nominally the head of the family, but he is always the son-in-law, and his eyes are staring at him.
Cheng Chumo wants to go out to play, go to a brothel to have fun, go to a restaurant to get drunk, go to the streets to go wild, then go if you want.
But Qin Huaiyu is different.
On a spring outing, bring a few friends, the princess will ask.
Go to a brothel to have fun, others don't know you, but there is no wall that is impenetrable.
Go to the streets to go wild? He is already past that age, and his behavior represents the nobles of the Tang Dynasty and the dignity of the Tang Dynasty royal family. How can he be unrestrained?
It's like wearing shackles every day.
Hearing Liu Xuan's words, Qin Huaiyu was subconsciously touched. If it were anyone else, he might not have such an idea.
"Brother Qin, you know, a real man is born between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under others for a long time?"
"Women in the world, all flowers compete for beauty, and it is beautiful to admire them every day. As the saying goes, there are beautiful grasses everywhere in the world, why do you have to love one flower unrequitedly."
"Hehe, I don't mean anything else, that is, don't put some sets on yourself at a young age, otherwise what's the difference between you and those donkeys pulling the mill?"
Qin Huaiyu's heart was shocked, and the light in his eyes became brighter.
Liu Xuan, no wonder he can make his father praise him endlessly.
Liu Xuan understands me!
Everyone says that the son-in-law is good, but is the son-in-law really good? As soon as he opens his eyes, he has to be responsible for eating, drinking, defecating and urinating, but the princess doesn't have to take care of anything.
Obviously the head of the family, but he looks at people's faces everywhere. When he was young, he thought the princess was good, and he fell into the trap of fate. When he suddenly found out, it was too late to regret.
There are so many beauties out there, and I can only choose one.
Only children choose princesses, and I, Qin Huaiyu, am not bad, so why can't I have them all!
"Brother Liu Xuan's words have awakened me from my dream."
"Qin Huaiyu would like to thank you... I won't bother you today..."
Liu Xuan was stunned, what's going on?
"Brother Qin, since you are here, why don't you have a meal before you leave?"
"Brother Liu Xuan's cooking skills are unparalleled in the world, my father mentioned it to me, but compared to Brother Liu Xuan's mind and wisdom, cooking skills are just the most inconspicuous one among the stars in the sky."
"Today Qin Huaiyu has learned a lesson, and the cooking skills can only be tasted tomorrow. Now I just want to practice Brother Liu Xuan's wisdom... Try the feeling of universal love..."
Qin Huaiyu took the lead to walk out, and Cheng Chumo and the other two were stunned.
"Brother Huaiyu, since you are here..." Cheng Chumo was puzzled and muttered.
"Let's go to Fengyue Tower!" Qin Huaiyu said in a deep voice.
"Okay!"
...
Before Liu Xuan said anything, Zheng Liwan started laughing.
"My Lord, are all your men like this?"
"My Lord is so philanthropic, so there must be one person he likes the most, right?"
Zheng Liwan's eyes were bright. Although she was not very old, she had an indescribable charm all over her body.
As the saying goes, the rippling water of the West Lake is just right. When you are young, you don't know the good of youth. When you are old, you just watch the tide of Qiantang River.
Liu Xuan knew Zheng Liwan's thoughts very well. This woman seemed to have an obsession with turning over. So why don't you be on top?
He glanced at Zheng Liwan calmly and found that Zheng Liwan, who was not wearing a maid outfit, seemed to lack a bit of professional flavor. She was obviously a good seedling, but her temperament was far from those teachers.
"The maids at home are all clever and skillful. Let them make one or two sets of clothes suitable for you later."
It seems that professional clothes have to be arranged.
Zheng Liwan's eyes trembled. Is this the answer? Liu Xuan, you didn't answer me directly.
Marquis of Lantian, Tang Dynasty, you are such a mysterious man.
"My Lord, you haven't answered my question yet."
Zheng Liwan stared at Liu Xuan.
"Three thousand rivers, only one scoop, that's because one scoop is enough to quench thirst, but people always have to eat and drink water, right?"
"Yourong, which scoop do you want to be?"
Yaya looked at the two curiously, with her hands on her waist: "Aye, I want to eat delicious food!"
Yaya's appearance interrupted the conversation between the two.
Liu Xuan smiled dotingly. It's not easy to eat delicious food. There is a happy event in Lantian Workshop today, so naturally you have to eat something good.
"Okay, Aye will get you some delicious food, but you can't eat too much."
Yaya patted her chest: "Aye, don't worry, I'll just eat a small bowl."
When she heard that there was something delicious, Yaya seemed to speak unclearly. A closer look showed that there was no saliva flowing out of her mouth.
In the backyard kitchen, a series of banging sounds continued to be heard.
Under Liu Xuan's command, Da Zhuang beat the meat in his hand vigorously, like a blacksmith.
Every time the wooden hammer in his hand fell, there was always meat foam flying.
This is the peeing beef ball.
Of course, Liu Xuan would not tell Da Zhuang what the peeing beef ball is, nor would he tell him what it is made of.
"Master, it turns out that cooking is so simple, just holding a mallet and beating it continuously."
Liu Xuan rolled his eyes: "Don't be lazy, whether this thing is delicious or not, it depends on whether you beat it enough times."
"Master, how many times do you have to do it?"
Da Zhuang didn't want to be lazy, but he was still curious, and saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.
"At least 10,000 times, right?"
Bang, bang, bang...
The sound became faster.
...
In the Ministry of Revenue's warehouse, Fang Xuanling's eyes were green, looking at the copper coins piled up in front of him, the whole person was as excited as if he could marry a concubine.
Of course, he didn't have this opportunity.
Since Dai Zhou passed away, he has been acting as the Ministry of Revenue and managing the money and grain of the world.
"Your Majesty, I have never seen such a fierce income. Your Majesty is really a god."
Li Shimin stroked his beard and sat aside. Today, the Ministry of Revenue's warehouse was instantly stuffed with more than a dozen huge boxes, which were full of copper coins, piled up like a small hill.
Of course, his own treasury cannot be less.
I have fought for many years and defeated countless opponents. Can't I make some money to enjoy myself?
This is just the income in Chang'an in one day.
Coal, you are really a good thing, black gold, it really lives up to its reputation.
It's a pity that I believed in Liu Xuan's evil at the beginning, and the ancestral tomb was moved. For a while, Li Shimin felt a little empty.
Fortunately, I have few brothers and sisters, otherwise I don't know how many people would poke my spine behind my back.
Thinking of this, Li Shimin looked at Fang Xuanling: "Old Fang, do you know who is the first credit in this matter?"
Fang Xuanling didn't even think about it: "That's naturally your majesty."
"Haha, old Fang, you are shallow." Li Shimin stroked his beard and looked outside through the gap in the warehouse door.
"If he wasn't still young, I wanted him to be the Minister of Revenue."
Fang Xuanling shuddered when Li Shimin's voice came.
"Your Majesty, you must not! The affairs of the Ministry of Revenue are of paramount importance. I am willing to work hard until my death!"
"Hey, why are you in a hurry? Liu Xuan is still young, it's too early."
