Chapter 129 Li Shimin: I'm going to explode

When he heard Liu Xuan's words, Li Shimin was not angry and smiled calmly: "You, you, bring some surprises to brother Wei every time."

"Come on, let me show you what delicious food you made today."

Li Shimin had his hands behind his back and his steps were extremely fast. He was completely different from the calm look on his face just now.

"Oh, not bad..." ✹

"I've never seen this before, but it looks good at first glance. It must be delicious!"

"Liu Xuan, you can't do this. I have to taste this kind of stuff for Yaya and Da Zhuang. What if it's not cooked yet and gets a bad stomach? Yaya is still a child..."

Fang Xuanling saw Li Shimin like this for the first time, and suddenly felt that he had some misunderstanding about the current emperor.

His Majesty calls Liu Xuan his good brother and second brother. It seems that the relationship between the two is unusual.

His Majesty was so casual in front of Liu Xuan. It seemed that Liu Xuan did not know His Majesty's identity.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce you, this is Lao Fang, my accountant."

"Lao Fang, this is Liu Xuan, my half-brother. Lao Fang, even though you make money as an accountant, you should learn more from Liu Xuan."

Fang Xuanling's face twitched and she said, "I am now the accountant."

"The master's brother is certainly extraordinary, so Fang must learn more."

As soon as he heard about Laofang, Liu Xuan looked at the middle-aged man. This man exuded an aura of righteousness, square face, very decent, and walked with official steps. He was clearly Mr. Accountant. Fang Xuanling!

"It turns out to be the old house. Come on, come on. Now that you're here, let's sit down and have something to eat."

Li Shimin's eyes suddenly widened and he looked at Liu Xuan with a jealous look on his face, as if to say: Liu Xuan, you treat me differently, right?

Li Shimin sat in front of Yaya, looked at Yaya's trembling appearance, and touched Yaya's head.

"Yaya, why are you nervous? Eat quickly."

"Would you like uncle to give you a taste to see if it's cooked?"

Yaya didn't say a word. A large amount of drool flowed out of the corner of her mouth, but she pursed her mouth tightly and didn't say a word.

Liu Xuan knew that if she opened her mouth, her mouth would definitely open.

"Yaya, you can eat it."

Yaya let out a long breath, thinking that Liu Xuan just said that the pig without a napkin was beaten to death, her face instantly turned pale.

Li Shimin shook his head and sighed: "You guys always scare children."

"I heard you clearly just now. What kind of hero are you for scaring children, right? Yaya..."

Yaya didn't answer, lowered her head and took a bite of the meatball.

Pfft...

Peeing beef balls are called peeing beef balls because every time you bite the balls, juice will spurt out crazily.

For those who are inexperienced, it will be like eating soup dumplings for the first time, and they will be covered in juice.

Yaya only knew that this food was delicious, but she didn’t have much experience. The moment she bit into it, the juice spurted out.

Hit the target!

"Ouch... baboon, baboon..."

Li Shimin covered his face with a look of horror.

At the same time, he looked resentfully at Liu Xuan, who had a calm face with a smirk on his face: "Brother Xian, what is this? People who don't know may think it's some kind of hidden weapon."

Liu Xuan looked at Li Shimin with a smile: "What is hidden behind you? Take it out quickly."

"I saw it all."

Li Shimin blushed, wiped a handful of juice on his face, and smacked his lips. Yes, the juice was very fresh, like the taste of fish and shrimp, but it didn't have any fishy smell.

"I knew I couldn't hide it from your eyes. This is my favorite treasure. I give it to you today."

Liu Xuan looked at it and shook his head: "Old Li, is this it?"

Fang Xuanling's heart trembled, my dear, why is this scene getting more and more wrong?

The last person who dared to speak to His Majesty like this was Wei Zheng.

"That's all you look like."

Li Shimin's hand that was stroking his beard proudly just now trembled, almost pulling off his beard, and he grimaced in pain.

"Liu Xuan, this is Liuli!"

"This is the best colored glaze, the only one in Chang'an."

"Brother brought it here for a reason. Even though you are a Marquis, you can let Da Zhuang smash other people's things. If it causes trouble in the court, I'm afraid it won't be good for you. I just became a Marquis, I don't know. If you keep a low profile, you will suffer.”

"If you take this thing out, those barbarians won't dare to say anything. It's worth more than the glass."

Liu Xuan looked at Li Shimin and didn't know what to say.

Lao Li, Lao Li, although you are the emperor, the situation is still not open.

Is it possible, I mean, that colored glaze is not valuable?

"No, this thing is worthless. Liuli is Liuli. No matter how well packaged or exquisite it is, it is still Liuli."

Just like sand is sand, unless there is gold in it, otherwise, no matter what shape the sand is piled into, it is still sand worth mentioning.

It is gold and will shine wherever it is.

It's just sand, and no matter how hard you try, it won't shine.

Although Fang Xuanling was a little confused, she was greatly shocked.

He knew how high the price of Tang Dynasty colored glaze was.

Your Majesty loves colored glaze extremely much. There are many top-grade colored glazes in the palace's treasures, which are treasures.

Any one of these things will shock the world when taken out, and its value cannot be exaggerated.

But the young man in front of him, Liu Xuan, the newly promoted Marquis of the Tang Dynasty, who was still a young man in the officialdom, actually said that colored glaze was worthless?

"Old Li, if you don't believe it, tell Da Zhuang. Let's see whether Da Zhuang believes you or me..."

Instantly, Li Shimin hugged the green and red colored glaze jar in his arms.

"That won't work. You don't want it, but I do."

"You are being treated as a donkey's liver and lungs."

Liu Xuan smiled calmly, sat down, put the beef meatballs in the bowl, tasted a mouthful of the meatball soup first, and instantly a warm feeling filled his body.

The next moment, Liu Xuan was ready to eat.

At this time, Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling became embarrassed.

There was that thing in front of Da Zhuang, in front of Ya Ya, and in front of Liu Xuan, but there was nothing in front of the two of them.

"You Rong, don't be stingy, get them bowls and chopsticks."

Zheng Liwan smiled with her hands covering her mouth. Before Liu Xuan spoke, she would never get bowls and chopsticks for any outsider.

She knew that although Liu Xuan was not stingy, he always had principles.

Li Shimin couldn't wait any longer. The meatballs in front of him were like a girl dancing the Hu Xuan dance, constantly attracting his restless taste buds.

"Lao Fang, I'll eat first!"

Puff...

Swish...

In an instant, Li Shimin felt that the feeling in his mouth... was about to explode...

At this moment, he closed his eyes, and there seemed to be something jumping in his mouth, and the bouncing feeling was lightly hitting his tongue, as if he was twisting his body.