Chapter 130 Fang Xuanling: I have lived in vain for decades

Watching Li Shimin put the meatball-like thing into his mouth without any hesitation, and the next moment he looked like he was enjoying it.

Fang Xuanling frowned and began to doubt.

He looked at the young man named Dazhuang, who was chewing one by one, and chewing frantically in his mouth every time.

He looked at the little girl named Yaya again. The little girl's mouth was not big, so she couldn't eat the whole thing in one bite. She could only bite a little bit, and every time she bit, the small meatball would spurt out juice.

At this moment, Fang Xuanling suddenly felt that he had lived in vain for decades.

In the air, different kinds of smells mixed together, impacting Fang Xuanling.

He suddenly stuffed a beef ball into his mouth and bit it hard.

Puff...

The feeling of the sudden explosion in his mouth, and the delicious juice that was like a dam bursting, almost poured out of his nostrils.

This is the taste of shrimp, soft...

This is beef...hiss...the taste of beef...how can I eat beef?

Forget it, it smells so good...

One, two, three...

When Fang Xuanling wanted to stop, he suddenly realized that he had eaten more than a dozen balls. The balls were not small, but Fang Xuanling felt a voice in his heart: one more.

"Brother Liu Xuan, what is this delicious thing?"

"Why have I, Old Fang, traveled all over the country in my life, and I have seen a lot of food, but I have never eaten such a thing..."

Liu Xuan smiled: "Old Fang, you are being too polite."

"Look at Old Li, how much he is enjoying himself now."

Fang Xuanling then noticed that Li Shimin's eyebrows were stretched and jumped, and he was shaking his head constantly as he chewed in his mouth, and hot air was coming out of his nostrils, but as long as his mouth was holding the ball, he didn't want to open it at all.

"This thing has a name, which is easy to understand. It is called peeing beef balls."

Peeing... beef balls...

Fang Xuanling instantly realized that beef was taboo...

There were many nobles who ate beef in Chang'an, among whom Cheng Yaojin was a representative.

Although Fang Xuanling did not like to eat too much beef, he had tasted it before, and he tasted it at Cheng Yaojin's place. Every time Cheng Yaojin invited everyone to go there, the reason was different, but the reason was that the cow in Cheng's mansion died.

It's just that after eating it so many times, Fang Xuanling's heart was not so relaxed once.

Li Shimin took a deep breath and opened his eyes: "Old Fang, how is it!"

"I didn't lie to you!"

Fang Xuanling looked at Li Shimin blankly, and then stopped talking.

"You want to ask about eating beef, don't worry, in the Lantian Marquis's mansion, what's wrong with eating some beef? The current emperor is not a clairvoyant and a wind-hearing man, what can he know..."

Fang Xuanling's jaw almost fell to the ground, Your Majesty, why do you say that about yourself?

This world is too crazy. His Majesty doesn't let me be the prime minister, but makes me manage the account office!

"By the way, Lao Fang, what do you say about that? I gave you a chance."

Suddenly, Li Shimin changed the subject.

Liu Xuan's eyes lit up instantly, and Da Zhuang also raised his head.

There is a saying that goes, after being in Chang'an for a long time, no matter how little you care about people outside, you will become curious.

Even Yaya, the two braids on her head at this time are soaring into the sky, like two antennas.

Fang Xuanling blushed, why is His Majesty talking about something else?

In front of the newly promoted Lantian Marquis, I, Fang Xuanling, can't lose face.

"Ahem, Master, that... who said I'm afraid of my wife? Those are all rumors, all rumors~"

"I... Lao Fang, how could I be afraid of a woman?"

Liu Xuan felt that he seemed to have heard this somewhere before, as if it was at the beginning of the Zhenguan period?

Fang Xuanling was stubborn, so Li Shimin immediately gave him two beauties. Then there was the incident where Lu almost cut Fang Xuanling into pieces, and there was the incident where Lu drank a jar of vinegar.

"Hey, then you take it back!"

"I couldn't take it back last time, so can't I take it back this time?"

Li Shimin was anxious. He gave you a chance, but you are useless. You said you are not afraid, but you are standing up.

Fang Xuanling looked at Li Shimin and put down his chopsticks silently: "Master, just because... just because..."

"I, Fang, love my wife deeply. If my wife doesn't agree, I will never do something that will embarrass her."

Liu Xuan smiled, looked at the two of them, sighed, and touched Yaya's head: "Yaya, is it delicious?"

Yaya nodded: "Aye, it's delicious!"

At this moment, Yaya had long forgotten the things that frightened her before. As long as it tastes good, what the hell is a big bad wolf? What about a pig weighing 800 kilograms?

Da Zhuang leaned over mysteriously, almost pressing on Fang Xuanling.

"Confucius said... Mmmmm..."

Fortunately, Liu Xuan was quick to cover Da Zhuang's mouth, so that Da Zhuang's version of the Analects would not reappear in the world.

"Old Li, why are you frowning about Old Fang's affairs? Why are you so curious? Why don't you take the two beauties with you?"

Li Shimin rolled his eyes: "Hey, second brother, you don't know."

"Old Fang is famous in Chang'an for being afraid of his wife. This is a disease and needs to be treated."

"It's okay for a man to love his wife, but Old Fang is obviously problematic."

Liu Xuan was also curious. What was the relationship between Fang Xuanling and Lu in history?

You said that Lu's family was of good origin, and Fang Xuanling's family was not bad either. The Qinghe Fang family was also a well-known wealthy family.

Could it be that Fang Xuanling liked that?

Liu Xuan suddenly had a bold idea.

"Well, Old Fang, if your wife is fine, you can bring her over for dinner. Although it's a bit expensive, I can solve this problem for you."

Liu Xuan was calculating in his mind. Not only did he have to stuff two beauties into Fang Xuanling's house as concubines, but he also had to let the two concubines learn some seductive tricks.

Li Shimin's eyes lit up: "Oh? Second brother, do you really have a way?"

Liu Xuan didn't say anything, smiled lightly, and took a bite of the peeing beef ball.

Fang Xuanling looked at Liu Xuan, and countless thoughts flashed through his mind. Then he sighed: "Forget it, little brother's kindness, Old Fang, I appreciate it."

It's not like no one has advised before. When the people who advised before left, the wife at home would only return with thunderous means.

Fang Xuanling has experienced these things too many times. He doesn't need to think about it, he knows what the result will be.

"Old Fang, don't you believe Liu Xuan?"

"I tell you, if Liu Xuan says he can solve it, he can definitely solve it. How about a bet? Last time I lost ten strings of money to you... This time we'll bet a hundred strings of money, so I won't take advantage of you, how about that?"

Fang Xuanling felt that something was wrong with this, but he couldn't tell why. His Majesty was a little different now.

It's just ten strings of money, you've been thinking about it for so long, and now it's gone up?

"Master, it's not easy for you to make some money, I think you can just forget it." Fang Xuanling reminded him.

Bang!

Li Shimin immediately became anxious: "My second brother is comparable to Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, he can definitely handle this little thing, Old Fang, do you want to bet!"