Chapter 212 Lao Li, let me introduce you to an old man

Instantly, Li Yuan wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

It turned out that the way he ate just now was not right.

Now, he was laughed at.

It was fine to be laughed at by Liu Xuan and Changle, but the key point was that Yaya, a four-year-old girl, was laughing at me.

What was even more infuriating was the look in the eyes of the little guy named Goudan squatting on the ground. Did you look down on me?

The morning sun shone in the middle of the courtyard, and besides the fragrance, there were also waves of wine aroma.

When Li Yuan ate, he had to drink. After drinking Erguotou, Li Yuan's tongue began to grow bigger.

"Brother Liu Xuan, I'm telling you, this man has to get married when he reaches the age."

"Old Li is an honest man, and there are many granddaughters at home. Do you want to go to my house to see them?"

Liu Xuan quickly stopped: "Old man, you've drunk too much."

"I didn't!" Li Yuan stiffened his neck, "My son is useless, is my granddaughter also useless?"

"I can't count on my son and grandson, can't I count on my great-grandson?"

"Liu Xuan, you don't know, my son..."

Li Yuan held Liu Xuan's hand, chattering, and began to tell stories from the past.

At this time, outside the main hall of Lantian Marquis's Mansion, Li Shimin's face was ashen.

Originally, after coming out of the tomb today, he planned to come here for a good meal. As soon as he entered the door, he heard Li Yuan's voice before he saw Liu Xuan.

It doesn't matter if he hears this, it's nothing for the father and son to meet at this time.

But now, the words in Li Yuan's mouth are all unbearable.

Li Shimin's face was like a pig's liver, blue and red, red and blue.

"Your Majesty, will you go in?"

"Ahem, go and do your thing."

Li Shimin didn't know whether to go in now or not. The courtyard was filled with fragrance and his stomach was growling, but he didn't want to see Li Yuan.

At this moment, footsteps were heard outside the door.

Li Shimin turned around and saw the somewhat unhappy face of Empress Changsun.

"Your Majesty, you are here!"

Li Shimin made a gesture to silence: "Shh, the old man is inside."

Empress Changsun was stunned and looked over her shoulder. When she saw it, she immediately gasped.

Li Yuan was pulling Liu Xuan and whispering non-stop. It was obvious that he was drunk. Changle sat in front of the two of them with a red face.

The two looked at each other, as if they were thinking about something.

Liu Xuan had seen Li Shimin and Empress Changsun a long time ago. I heard the sound when you two entered the door.

Still hiding it there.

You came at the right time. Li Yuan was very talkative after drinking too much. He was so friendly with Liu Xuan. Li Shimin and Empress Changsun came to help.

"Old man, do you want to go to the toilet? Let's go together?"

Drunk people go to the toilet together. This has been a tradition since ancient times.

When Li Yuan heard this, he knew that the young man was very sensible. He slowly got up, staggered, and walked out.

Suddenly, Liu Xuan's voice came: "Old Li, sister-in-law, you are here too?"

At this angle, you said that Liu Xuan could see Li Shimin, but of course he couldn't.

After all, the huge screen wall blocked it.

But when Liu Xuan shouted like this, Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were instantly shocked.

The two blushed in embarrassment and slowly moved out from behind the screen wall, especially Li Shimin, who moved his steps like a big girl, and began to walk with his feet pinched.

"Brother, how did you know I was coming?"

Liu Xuan smiled: "Come on, I'll introduce you to an interesting old man."

Li Yuan was in a daze when he heard a familiar voice. When he looked up, he saw Li Shimin's smiling face.

For a moment, Li Yuan felt worse than eating shit.

"Ahem... this is Mr. Li, Miss Li's grandfather, a capable man in Chang'an."

"Old man, this is Old Li, a man of temperament, you two have similar interests, you must get to know each other well."

Liu Xuan tried to hold back his smile while speaking.

You like role-playing, right? You are the riddle man, right?

Now let's see what you two do.

For a moment, Li Yuan and Li Shimin were embarrassed.

Empress Changsun just wanted to leave this place now. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you are really shooting yourself in the foot.

A moment later, at the main dining table, Yaya leaned in front of Li Shimin: "Uncle who gets drunk with just one glass of wine, why do you smell sour?"

Li Shimin blushed and touched his beard: "Yaya, uncle just came back from outside, passed by a vinegar shop, and bought some vinegar."

After coming out of the tomb passage, Li Shimin immediately went into the room where vinegar was burning, and came out after a while.

"Auntie, why are you blushing?"

Empress Changsun was stumped by a child for the first time.

"Well, Auntie is hungry, so her face is red."

Liu Xuan saw the right time and said with a smile: "Old Li, this old man is a powerful character, with many children and grandchildren in his family, and the father is kind and the son is filial, and the children and grandchildren are harmonious. It is also counted in Chang'an."

Li Shimin was not embarrassed yet, but Li Yuan had already blushed.

That... was all bragging after drinking. It was really too much to say it in front of Li Shimin.

Li Shimin stiffened his neck and couldn't say a word for a long time.

"Lao Li, what's wrong with you? Look at that old man, he's over 60, and he can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Why don't you have some too?"

"Old man, don't be polite. Last time you said your second son was ruthless. Don't be angry. Drink some wine. Your children and grandchildren will have their own blessings..."

When Liu Xuan did something bad, Li Shimin and Li Yuan could only swallow their anger.

"Old man, you don't know this old Li. He is also a famous wealthy family in Chang'an."

"There are many brothers and sisters, and there is an old father at home. Although the old father is a little confused..."

Li Yuan stared at Li Shimin with wide eyes.

In the Marquis' Mansion today, only Da Zhuang was the most sober. While Liu Xuan was in the backyard, Da Zhuang walked over mysteriously and asked: "Young Master, I saw you doing something bad, and you couldn't help laughing."

Liu Xuan patted Da Zhuang's shoulder: "Da Zhuang, remember, you must laugh secretly."

...

In the evening, the Li family left.

Li Yuan didn't mention the marriage anymore, and kept rolling his eyes at Li Shimin.

Li Shimin stiffened his neck and his face was puffed up.

The rift between the father and son, under Liu Xuan's exaggerated boasting, is as wide as the Mariana Trench, and there is no way to fill it in this life.

I don't know if they will fight after they go back.

Before leaving, Liu Xuan packed the soup dumplings for Li Lizhi, which made Li Lizhi burp and blush, showing the little girl's attitude.

Outside the Marquis's Mansion, Liu Renyuan smacked his lips.

Marquis, you are really bad...

But it's true, who made His Majesty and the Emperor Taizong not reveal their identities, and the Marquis didn't know that you are a family.