Chapter 314 Cheng Yaojin: I want the girl from Pingkangfang to learn how to dance from me

"Liu Xuan, please teach me. I, Old Cheng, am not a stupid person. This is recognized by the whole of Chang'an. You know me. In terms of intelligence, my old Cheng was also the smartest person from all over the country."

"At that time, the older girls were lining up to propose marriage to our family."

Niu Jinda and Yu Chigong felt that these words seemed familiar, and they ate their hot-boiled beef in silence without nodding or shaking their heads, as if they didn't hear anything.

Let’s not get involved in Lao Cheng’s affairs. In terms of intelligence, he is nothing. His family should be the only people in Chang’an, right?

Faced with Lao Cheng's enthusiasm, Liu Xuan naturally encouraged him. After all, to learn to be a chef, it was really not feasible to go to Qizhou, where there was tradition.

"Brother Liu Xuan, I think if you open a cooking school, there will be students all over the world. From now on, there will be students all over the world."

Cheng Yaojin spoke again smartly. Niu Jinda and Yu Chigong almost peeed with fear at this opening.

"Old Cheng, what are you talking about?"

"Things like cooking are passed down from male to female. They are all family secrets. How can you do this?"

Niu Jinda and Yu Chigong immediately expressed their dissatisfaction. You just said in front of Liu Xuan that you wanted to learn cooking, and you encouraged Liu Xuan to teach students? Liu Xuan is not you!

The key point is that this is a matter of destroying people's wealth. Ruining people's wealth is like killing their parents, teaching the disciples to starve to death of the master.

Can such a thing be said?

Niu Jinda and Yuchi Gong were afraid that Liu Xuan would be angry and hang out in Chang'an. There were some things they should say and some things they shouldn't say.

At this moment, Cheng Yaojin also knew that he was being abrupt. He grinned and reached out to avoid hitting the smiling person. He kept watching Liu Xuan's reaction from the corner of his eyes. He couldn't make Liu Xuan angry.

Liu Xuan looked at the three of them and winked. You pinch my thigh and I kick your calf. He was very happy to see it, but he couldn't laugh out loud. After all, laughing meant that he knew.

Pretending to be confused is the way to go.

Look at Cheng Yaojin, he is usually a master at pretending to be confused.

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

Liu Xuan looked confused.

Cheng Yaojin and the other three were stunned for a moment, and took a long breath. Niu Jinda sat upright, and Yuchi Gong started to eat more energetically.

Cheng Yaojin, the sweat on his forehead stopped flowing.

"No, it's nothing, hehehe..."

Cheng Yaojin's honest smile always made people laugh so hard that Liu Xuan almost fell into a trance, thinking he was in Yanbian.

"It's okay, Lao Cheng, I support you. Think about it, learning cooking is a big deal. Look for a good day later, let people calculate it, and ask gods to worship at your doorstep. When you finish learning, you will have a great success. Let’s have a banquet!”

As soon as Liu Xuan said that, Cheng Yaojin became excited. Thinking of the grand banquet and the proud look of the neighbors and folks, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help grinning and drooling while laughing.

At that time, all the dishes must be cooked by ourselves, and everything must be made by ourselves. At that time, we must invite all the hard-working people in the court who look down upon us to come over and let them eat well. A meal of our intestines, yes, your Majesty must eat the intestines first.

Thinking of this, Cheng Yaojin laughed unconsciously, as if that situation was just around the corner.

Lao Cheng has reached this position in his life, and it is impossible to go higher. The higher he is, the king of the county. But the higher he is, the more pressure he has to bear. It is not nonsense to say that his achievements will shock the master.

Your Majesty is now in the prime of life and does not care about these things.

, but at a certain point, it’s hard to say, especially when the prince is about to ascend the throne.

Cheng Yaojin knew in his heart that being a cook would be good if he was good at it. In his later years, he would open a restaurant and lead a bunch of apprentices. Then he would retire and become an old man, happily living in Chang'an.

Even if you don't do well, you still have to continue. You are not a good cook, but a good minister. He is an obedient, stable and trustworthy minister. This is enough.

Do you think Cheng Yaojin is very smart? He is really smart, he just looks stupid.

Especially his silly look now makes people laugh.

"Eat, don't be idle. You didn't try the hot pot last time, so give it a try this time."

Liu Xuan spoke and glanced at Yaya and Da Zhuang: "If you two have eaten well, go and do the math. I remember Cheng Chuxia has finished all his homework."

As soon as she heard the word homework, Yaya covered her little head and started shaking. She is a child who doesn't want to do homework. Children of this age can only use one word: play!

Da Zhuang, on the other hand, looked innocent.

It's not that he doesn't want to write about last night, it's mainly because he doesn't know how to write about it.

Who should I compete with? Can I compete with Cheng Chuxia?

Cheng Yaojin said at this time: "Hey, brother Liu Xuan, children like to play, just let them play more. Yaya is so smart and can learn things as soon as she learns, unlike those in my family who are very stupid."

Liu Xuan smiled: "Lao Cheng, your youngest son is not stupid, he is just born with a certain talent. Well, let's put it this way, it is like a tree. When it is a sapling, it has already grown. It’s determined that it will grow into a towering tree, but you just want it to grow into an ordinary tree so that it can be easily chopped, don’t you?”

Cheng Yaojin was stunned: "Is that true? Although my child can write a few words now, he is still much worse than before."

Liu Xuan looked at Cheng Yaojin with a smile: "But if you asked him to calculate some numbers, would he answer it immediately in ten breaths?"

Cheng Yaojin was stunned and slapped his forehead: "Is it in this regard?"

"Oh, oh, oh, I suddenly remembered that the fortune teller in the past, Lao Yuan, always wanted to accept my children as his apprentices. When I saw that the fortune teller had many shortcomings and three shortcomings, we must not be happy. I see. That's it. in this way."

Niu Jinda and Yuchi Gong suddenly stiffened their necks and looked at Cheng Yaojin.

The joke is not nonsense, bragging is fine, but don’t brag too much.

Yuan Tiangang didn't dare to go to your house at all. The first time he went to your house, you drank too much and insisted on comparing your strength with others, so Yuan Tiangang was scared away.

Lao Cheng grinned: "That's because he is timid, hehe."

A few people exchanged cups, and the sky gradually became darker. Cheng Yaojin and the other three drank too much. When they were excited, they did not forget to sing and dance, but their dancing postures were a bit funny. Up and down, they kept shaking their shoulders. , turning around from time to time, and when Cheng Yaojin was happy, he still covered his crotch.

Liu Xuan felt a chill when he saw it.

If this person lives in later generations, he must be a representative figure of Kunquan.

It's a pity that I was born in the wrong era.

Niu Jinda and Yu Chigong learned break dancing from Liu Xuan today. At first glance, they looked more chic than Lao Cheng. The three of them put their arms around each other and headed towards Pingkangfang.

"You go back early, don't play too late."

Liu Xuan warned.

Cheng Yaojin turned around: "I want all the girls in Pingkangfang to learn my dance moves!"