Chapter 51 Li Shimin: Tell me your elder brother's name

"The way you are riding on the wall looks like a general! That wall must be very comfortable, right?"

Qin Qiong continued to make sarcastic remarks.

Liu Renyuan was so miserable that he couldn't express his pain. He felt pain like needle pricks in his buttocks. He turned his head away from Qin Qiong, a person who took pleasure in others' misfortune.

"By the way, your Majesty's personal guard, General Jinwu Guards, is indeed extraordinary. You still have to climb the wall that needs to be climbed. Your Majesty also climbed the wall back then..."

As if she suddenly remembered something, Qin Qiong suddenly shut up.

Liu Renyuan raised his buttocks, struggled to lean against the eaves, and pulled out the glass residue from his buttocks. He felt very aggrieved.

My butt felt aggrieved and my heart felt aggrieved, especially when Qin Qiong suddenly stopped mid-sentence.

Liu Renyuan felt itchy in her heart...

As a typical Tang Dynasty person, Liu Renyuan, like his military commander superiors, inherited the fine tradition of His Majesty the Tang Dynasty: Bagua.

As the saying goes, when a manure truck passes by the door, it has to taste the saltiness. This is what it means.

"General Qin, please continue."

"Hey, I can't say..."

"General, let me treat you to dinner!"

"Oh? Then we have to have a good chat..."

At this time, outside the front door of Datang Hotel, Li Shimin stood with his hands behind his back, his majestic appearance, his eyes aloof and his face stern.

"Datang Hotel, these four words have quite a character!"

People are in high spirits during happy events. Li Shimin’s voice was loud and he cleared his throat: “Ah, ah, ah, ah, ne, ne, ne…”

After speaking up, Li Shimin stroked his beard with satisfaction. This should be no less impressive than Wei Zheng's voice, right?

"That guy in front who jumped in line, don't force me to fuck you!"

Behind Li Shimin, a long queue lined up from the front of Datang Hotel to the entrance of Xishikou.

Li Shimin turned around and saw a scholar with a square face, shivering in the cold wind, his body swaying, his lips were blue with cold, and his face was filled with grief and indignation.

“Didn’t you see there’s a queue behind you?”

"Why do you like jumping in line so much?"

Luo Wangu's molars are almost broken. This man doesn't look like a vicious brother-murderer and father-killer. He has a kind face, tiger eyes and sharp eyebrows... His appearance is ordinary... At best, he is just like a man. He is just a little bit handsome.

Everyone is lining up, why do you stand at the front?

We are all human, could it be that you have an extra arm and leg? Extra eyes and mouths?

When a scholar sees injustice, he must speak up. Thinking of the way shopkeeper Liu Xuan faced Hu Shang yesterday, Luo Wangu nodded firmly.

Li Shimin looked suspiciously at the square-faced scholar behind him, who looked like a temple scholar, and walked over with a smile.

"Oh? What did you just say?"

"I asked you why you like to jump in line so much!"

"The previous sentence!"

"Didn't you see the queue?"

Li Shimin shook his head: "Move forward."

"Don't force me to fuck you!"

Li Shimin touched his beard: "As you wish, why don't you practice?"

When I woke up today, I felt refreshed. Li Shimin had not been so excited for a long time. Faced with the request of the scholar in front of him, Li Shimin immediately agreed and had already set his posture.

When Luo Wangu saw the other party's posture, he suddenly felt a little uneasy.

This style doesn't look like the third-rate guys who engage in sneak attacks and dirty tricks. How does it look like it has been fought for many years?

"Tch, I'm a scholar. You guys, go to the back and line up. Be careful that I let my elder brother attack you!"

Li Shimin felt very uncomfortable. He had already set his posture, his clothes were lifted up, his trouser legs were exposed, and his robe was taken off. Are you telling me this?

"Who is your elder brother?"

"Haha, I'll scare you when I say my eldest brother's name!" Luo Wangu raised the corner of his mouth, "My eldest brother is a relative of the current emperor, the little overlord of Pingkangfang, everyone in the East Market knows it, and in the West Market, Everyone knows that he once fought against a courtesan from the Western Regions in a brothel for a month, and was the most enviable figure in the Tang Dynasty! "

When Li Shimin heard this, he suddenly thought of something. He didn't know the person the scholar with a square face in front of him was talking about, right?

Isn't he a brat who messes around in some old guy's house?

The first thing Li Shimin thought of was Cheng Chumo. This guy had lost his fighting spirit at a young age. He ate, drank and had fun every day, and even led Cheng Qian and Qing Que into trouble.

No, this kid Cheng Chumo is not considered a royal relative, right?

"How's it going? Are you scared?" Luo Wangu saw Li Shimin in a daze and sneered, feeling reassured.

"When I say my eldest brother's name, ghosts and gods tremble. I can see that you are good at fighting."

"Knowing how to spank is useless. To get around, you need to be powerful and have a background. Which path are you on?"

Li Shimin continued to be in a daze. The last time Li Shimin took action against these gangsters among the people, it was after the Xuanwu Sect. Those people were called Changlin soldiers.

"So powerful, then I have to listen carefully. Tell me what your eldest brother's name is."

"My eldest brother is the eldest son of the current uncle, the current young prince, the eldest grandson Chong!"

When Luo Wangu was bragging, his chest was puffed out and he was full of air.

He didn't notice that a trace of imperceptible disgust flashed across Li Shimin's face.

In Sikong Mansion, Changsun Chong was enjoying the delicacies of the world in his sleep. The singing and dancing girls in front of him were like gods. Suddenly, a chill hit him and he woke up suddenly.

A wave of goosebumps surged from behind.

"A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze~"

After sneezing three times in a row, my head was buzzing, and there seemed to be a looming voice: Someone has remembered your name.

Squeak~

The door of Datang Hotel opened.

Yaya poked her head out, obviously not fully awake yet, the braid on her head was like a rhino horn, standing tall.

As soon as she saw Li Shimin, Yaya excitedly shouted: "Uncle who gets drunk with a glass of wine, you are here!"

As soon as he saw Yaya, Li Shimin snorted coldly and didn't care about Luo Wangu anymore. What's the point of fighting and killing? I am a civilized person. I govern the country and the world with benevolence.

As for Changsun Chong, we will talk about it later.

"Hey, Yaya, your braids are a little different today."

Yaya tried hard to push down the braids on her head, but Liu Xuan tied them up so tightly that it was like a tower suddenly rising from the ground. There was a huge plaque on the tower with a line of big words on it: You can't see me...

Yaya's eyes were red with anxiety, and Li Shimin led Yaya into the door: "Liu Xuan, what kind of braids did you make for the child? I didn't see the child crying with anxiety."

At this time, Liu Xuan had just opened the shutter on the counter. When he saw Li Shimin, he knew that something good must have happened today.

"Old Li, you came so early today, you must have come here to smell the food."

Liu Xuan teased him, but Li Shimin was not angry at all: "Look, I said there must be new dishes coming out, I have to have a good meal today."

Liu Xuan looked at Li Shimin and smiled mysteriously: "Don't panic, let's talk about business first, what benefits are you going to give me?"