Chapter 56: Little Shopkeeper, Let's Give This Cow a Good Burial

When the ten people were dejected, they suddenly noticed something terrifying from the corner of their eyes.

The idiot named Da Zhuang who just talked about them as if they were joking, is now being treated by the head of the family...

Throwing it up with one hand was like throwing up light tiles.

Throw it up, catch it with one hand, throw it up again, catch it again...

Ho ho...

They opened their mouths wide, and there were friction sounds from deep in their throats. They rubbed their eyes hard and couldn't believe what they were seeing.

The previous dissatisfaction disappeared instantly.

Da Zhuang yelled excitedly: "Master, lift it high! Higher..." ♦✾

After Liu Xuan threw it several times, he put down Da Zhuang and said angrily: "We are not the same as before. Now we live in a big house. We need to be more civilized and kind. We can't just fight and make trouble. What if something happens?" What should I do if I accidentally hurt someone?”

Da Zhuang seemed to understand, but scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

"Even if it doesn't hurt anyone, it hurts flowers and plants, or it steps on ants, it's still not good."

Da Zhuang nodded.

In the cold wind, ten Jinwu guards gathered together silently, shivering.

"Pinch me, I feel like this is a dream, not real."

"Hiss... is it true? Are there really people in the world who are born with supernatural powers?"

"Our dignified Jinwu Guards were played like chickens today. I'm so angry. We can't even beat him..."

"You can't talk about this, even if you kill me, brothers!"

In the corner, ten people were muttering in low voices. Suddenly, a simple and honest voice came from behind them: "Hey, are you looking at the ants?"

"I learned how to fight from ants. Ants are very powerful..."

When the strong voice came, the ten Jinwu guards almost fell to the ground.

At this moment, a shout came from outside the door.

"Is little shopkeeper Liu Xuan at home?"

"Is there anyone there? I'm going in..."

When Jin Wuwei heard this, he immediately stood up, puffed out his chest, and instantly entered the role of guardian.

Hehe, if you can't beat Da Zhuang, can you still beat the people shouting outside the door?

Do you have any moral heart? Are the neighbors not sleeping when you shout so loudly at night?

They have something to do tomorrow!

He was fierce, his steps were firm, and his eyes were sharp. Just when he was about to scold him, he saw three black faces, so dark that they were hard to see under the light.

Ten people wanted to vomit blood.

Three silly generals of the Tang Dynasty, what are you doing...

Cheng Yaojin was stunned when he saw the ten Jinwu guards: "Are you the guards of the Liu Mansion?"

"That's right, he turns out to be from Jinwu Guard."

"Work hard, there is a bright future!"

"Hey, I just saw how aggressive you were. Do you want to fight?"

Cheng Yaojin grinned.

"I don't dare to be humble! Three generals, the head of the family is at home and just entered the main hall."

Tonight, Jin Wuwei drank for the first time during official duties.

Liu Renyuan looked at his brothers, a little surprised, but he couldn't say anything. After all, they didn't understand his good intentions.

This is Liu Xuan, whom His Majesty calls brother and brother, His Majesty’s sworn brother! You tough guys, do you think you've plummeted?

In the main hall, Liu Xuan was explaining to Da Zhuang what heat was. Liu Xuan couldn't always stay at the Datang Hotel. When he was away, Da Zhuang had to take over.

Although Da Zhuang's reaction is slow, he learns really fast.

"Master, does Huo Hou mean like when I fight with someone, I can't hurt or kill them, but I have to subdue them?"

Liu Xuan smiled: "Whoever said big, strong and stupid must be the biggest idiot in the world."

Yaya burrowed under the table, as if she had discovered some new world.

"Aye, Brother Da Zhuang is so smart. If you talk nonsense in your dream, just say it once and Brother Da Zhuang will remember it."

When Liu Xuan heard this, he finally understood why Da Zhuang and Yaya understood the language.

The co-author was talking in his sleep.

This damn intracranial storm!

"Little shopkeeper? Hehehehe..."

When Liu Xuan looked up, he saw three black men entering the door.

"Oh, what a rare visitor!"

"Come on, Lao Cheng, Lao Hei, Lao Niu, welcome."

Cheng Yaojin didn't talk nonsense: "Little shopkeeper, it's like this. My cow wanted to go up to the attic yesterday for some reason. I couldn't stop it. I was stunned and it jumped down from the top. He fell into the pond and drowned."

"Poor Niu'er, why can't I think about it?" Cheng Yaojin looked sad as he spoke.

Liu Xuan was stunned. Do you want to make this excuse more fake?

It's really hard to be born a cow.

Especially the Cheng family’s cattle.

Liu Xuan sighed: "Old Cheng, you have to express your condolences."

"It's a pity for your cow. The dead are gone, but the living are like this. Old Cheng, be strong!"

Cheng Yaojin tried his best to squeeze out a few tears: "It's all my fault. I talked too much that day."

"It took a bite of grass, and I said, if you dare to eat grass today, you will dare to eat me tomorrow. Are you going to rebel?"

"I just said it casually, who knows, it won't be able to think about it... Wow..."

Cheng Yaojin cried out loud.

"However, we can't waste it, and we can't let it die without a destination."

"I brought it all, little shopkeeper, your cooking skills are good, Lao Cheng will pay for it, and you will do your part. Let's bury it properly..."

Facing Cheng Yaojin's compassionate look, anyone would feel unbearable.

But if they knew that Cheng Yaojin was mourning over a cow, I'm afraid everyone's face would be stiff, just like Niu Jinda and Yuchi Gong now.

Niu Jinda: We agreed to eat meat, why are you so dramatic? Why are you more dramatic than Wei Zheng?

Yuchi Gong: We agreed to be illiterate together, when did you secretly go to cram school?

Liu Xuan comforted Cheng Yaojin: "Old Cheng, don't worry, all-cattle banquet, customized, high-end service, fifty strings of cash is not much, it can't do earth-shattering things, nor can it go straight into the enemy's lair."

"Fifty strings of cash is not expensive, and it makes people exhausted for the cow."

"Old Cheng, don't worry, we will give it a decent funeral!"

Da Zhuang on the side scratched his head and suddenly grinned: "Master, can we have a feast?"

Ya Ya was playing under the table. When she heard about the feast, she came out in an instant: "Aye, I want to have a feast too!"

Cheng Yaojin smiled when he saw Ya Ya: "Little shopkeeper, look, Ya Ya is hungry."

"It's okay, Ya Ya, the lover of this cow, who shed tears today, will not live for a few days."

Cheng Yaojin grinned excitedly, sent people to move the cow in, and asked them to go back to get the money.

"Little shopkeeper, don't say anything more, let's hurry up, otherwise the cow will be cold in a while..."

Liu Xuan finally understood why everyone was unwilling to be a cow or a horse.

If it was wild, it would be fine, but if it was reincarnated into Cheng Yaojin's family, it would be a nightmare.

Looking at the bull lying on the board, which was obviously cut by someone, Liu Xuan smiled and said silently: I will try to be a dairy cow in my next life.