Chapter 63 Wei Zheng: After I stop pretending, no one understands trolls better than me

Li Shimin looked at his confidants, Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Niu Jinda, Yuchi Gong, Cheng Yaojin...

Changsun Wuji narrowed his eyes, Fang Xuanling was confident and stroked his beard.

Niu Jinda, Yuchi Gong, Cheng Yaojin, and even Qin Shubao, seemed to be standing on fire at this moment. What happened to them?

At this moment, Li Shimin heard a voice like a bell.

"Bold and treacherous ministers, dare to disobey His Majesty, seek death!"

He held the tablet, rolled up his sleeves, stood straight, and the morning sun shone on his face, like a god.

Li Shimin took a breath, Wei Zheng, you have changed, not only you don't argue with me anymore, but you also become pretentious.

This angle is good!

It really looks like a sculpture.

In the court, civil and military officials have been patient for a long time. Facing the emperor, they dare not do anything, but why do you, Wei Zheng?

"Wei Zheng, what do you mean? We are just speaking frankly, why are you putting a accusation on us? When did we become flatterers?"

Wei Zheng sneered: "Frankly speaking? You call your abdication a frank persuasion? What did you advise? Or do you have any misunderstandings about persuasion?"

"You are just showing off your skills in front of an expert!"

"Don't I know what you are going to do?"

No one knows more about persuasion than me, Wei Zheng.

"Why don't you just keep silent and crash into the pillars of this Taiji Hall and die!"

Wei Zheng was obviously being sarcastic, but Li Shimin felt as if the sound of the Tao was ringing in his ears.

The light of the righteous path shone on Wei Zheng's face. That resolute face, firm lines, sexy stubble, unyielding eyebrows, and nostrils that opened and closed like an eternal sigh...

Li Shimin suddenly began to be grateful to Wei Zheng. At least, he had never been so full of fire on himself before.

I was originally worried that Wei Zheng would stand up for the Shandong gentry, and that he would not be too aggressive and lose face. Now it seems that I was overthinking.

"Wei Zheng, you are worse than pigs and dogs!" Someone screamed desperately from nowhere.

Wei Zheng heard this and smiled calmly: "Anything else? Say it together?"

The court became chaotic.

Li Shimin sat and watched the noise, Fang Xuanling did not move his troops, and Li Jing stroked his beard and watched the show.

The fence-sitters rushed up to curse Wei Zheng.

Suddenly, the smell came up.

The most uncomfortable ones were Cheng Yaojin and his friends.

Cheng Yaojin grinned: "What's going on? Why isn't it over yet? I can't hold it anymore."

Niu Jinda blushed and took a breath: "Old Cheng, how about someone bring a bucket? We can't just burst into our pants, right?"

Qin Qiong's complexion had improved, but now his face suddenly turned pale.

What else can he do? He can only endure it! Look at Yuchi Gong, his face is normal, which shows that he is very patient and strong.

Yuchi Gong felt something flowing down his thigh and clenched his teeth.

Time seemed to be long at this moment.

Half an hour later, Wei Zheng was full of vigor and stood on the ground like a god, with a sneer on his face.

"Come on? Keep going? I haven't used much strength yet, and you fell down?"

Wei Zheng was excited. It turned out that being rude to others is addictive. No wonder in the past few years...

Your Majesty, I'm sorry. I had no choice before, but now I choose to be a good person.

"Your Majesty, your servant Cheng Yaojin has a stomachache..."

"Your Majesty, your servant Niu Jinda has a stomachache..."

"Your Majesty, your servant Yuchi Gong has a stomachache..."

"Your Majesty, your servant..."

Before Qin Qiong could speak, Li Shimin waved his hand: "Go quickly, I know."

Li Shimin slowly stood up: "My dear ministers, am I really not worthy of Fengshan?"

Cui Min was panting like a cow, and his colleagues beside him collapsed on the ground, scolding Wei Zheng until they were exhausted and weak all over, which was also strange in the world.

"Your Majesty, this winter is cold and freezing, how can the people survive the winter?"

"Your Majesty is wasting money and labor, it is better to show favor to the people. If Your Majesty can help the people survive the winter, I am willing to open the way for Your Majesty!"

That's what I want.

Li Shimin smiled: "Okay, then wait, I won't talk about Fengshan for the time being."

"I plan to call some prisoners to let them help the people of the Tang Dynasty. What do you think?"

For a while, everyone in the court began to stare blankly.

What do you think?

Tired, destroy it.

Your Majesty, do whatever you want.

Prisoners, none of my business.

Li Shimin was overjoyed. Liu Xuan was indeed a god. This method worked!

Of course, Li Shimin never expected that there would be an unexpected gain, that is, Wei Zheng.

The court was calm, but in the toilet of the palace, Cheng Yaojin and the other four were not calm.

Their faces were red and they were restless all over.

"Ah...hiss..."

"What's the situation? Did you have a stomachache last night?"

Niu Jinda felt his legs go weak.

Yuchi Gong suddenly spoke at this time, his black face twitching: "Brother Liu Xuan seemed to have mentioned last night that it is not advisable to eat too much chili peppers, and eating too much will cause stomach upset..."

"Ah? Why didn't you say it earlier?" Cheng Yaojin was anxious, "Oh baboon baboon..."

Yuchi Gong was even more anxious: "At that time, you were all bragging to the sky, so you didn't care about what brother Liu Xuan said..."

Today's sun is golden, shining on the land of Xishi.

After Yaya woke up, she came to the Datang Hotel in a noisy manner.

Liu Xuan worked for a while, and after the peak period of customers, he folded a windmill for Yaya.

Yaya stood at the door, holding up the windmill made by Liu Xuan, trotting back and forth, and shouting excitedly. While running, she also turned in circles.

Da Zhuang was the center of Yaya's circle, like a huge pillar.

Suddenly, Yaya's nose moved, and then her eyes lit up: "Brother Da Zhuang, the big sister is here."

Da Zhuang raised his head slowly, as if there was a thousand-pound boulder hanging on his neck, slowly and steadily, just like a sloth that just woke up.

The three sisters Li Lizhi didn't pretend today, and went out directly in women's clothes.

The carriage arrived at the intersection of Liquan County and Xishi, and the three got off the car and walked towards the Datang Hotel.

"Yaya has a really good eye."

Li Lizhi ran over lightly, squatted down, and pinched Yaya's face.

Yaya rubbed her face and put her hands behind her back: "Big sister, I'll treat you to braised chicken."

Li Lizhi was surprised and asked with interest: "Oh? Yaya, you have money? Want to treat me to braised chicken?"

Yaya shook her head: "Big sister, I don't have money."

"But you can use your money!"

Li Lizhi was stunned for a moment and then didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Who would use other people's money to treat others to a meal?

Li Shu was holding a mung bean cake in her hand, smiling and swaying in front of Yaya with her hands behind her back.

In an instant, Yaya drooled: "Yaya, will you treat me to braised chicken too?"

Li Hui was covered with golden accessories all over her body, which were all rewards from Li Shimin.

It is said that as long as you have enough gold on your body, you can find your ideal husband?