Chapter 83 Those who don’t queue are all peasants

The sun shines on the bluestone, and three people are lying on it.

Yuchi Baolin, the ox sees the tiger, Cheng Chu is silent.

The faces of Niu Jinda, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong were darker than before. Li Shimin sat aside and watched the three men teach them a lesson.

"Dad, don't hit me. I'm old, so please give me some face."

Yuchi Baolin was frightened. He knew that once Yuchi Gong made a move, he would not hold back at all. He had been beaten once or twice since he was a child, and he had not been lying in bed for ten and a half months.

Niu Jianhu rolled his eyes and said, "Uncle Cheng, Uncle Yuchi, please help me beg for mercy. I really didn't mean it. I just don't like those scholars and make excuses for you three every day."

"Every time, look at the three generals of the dynasty, which one can compose poetry? Can the Tang Dynasty do this?"

"I can't bear it!"

Niu Jianhu is a little more in-depth than Yuchi Baolin's face-saving rhetoric, and seems to want to avenge the three uneducated generals.

But such a sincere deception only resulted in the ruthless ridicule of the three people.

"Jian Hu, you have used this method countless times. When I was a child, I said I would avenge my father. Later, it was for your uncle Cheng, and then it was for your uncle Yuchi."

The stick in Niu Jinda's hand made a snapping sound, which made people's hair stand on end when he heard it. It was a solid wooden stick!

At this time, Cheng Chumo spoke: "Three elders, you shouldn't hit us today!"

"Although we bought poems, we did it for the Tang Dynasty!"

"Think about it, if we hadn't stood up and there were so many scholars buying poems, each one more enthusiastic than the other, what if Mr. Li Gang was deceived by them and was deceived when selecting talents, wouldn't it be a delay to the Tang Dynasty!"

"The people of the Tang Dynasty are innocent, and the current Holy Emperor is innocent! The three of us are also innocent!"

Cheng Yaojin's mouth twisted in anger: "You... you... you mean, I can't beat you, but I have to reward you?"

Cheng Chumo's big eyes suddenly flashed: "That's not it!"

Cheng Yaojin took a deep breath: "Lao Niu, Lao Hei, you have also seen that these three little guys have said so. It seems that they are hopeless."

"Let's get ready and have a few more."

"I haven't hit anyone for a long time, my hands are itchy..."

Li Shimin sat aside, his face turning blue and purple.

Among the descendants of the generals of the Tang Dynasty, Niu Jianhu and Yuchi Baolin were relatively progressive, but their talents were limited and affected by family tradition.

Cheng Yaojin was obviously so brave, but his son looked like a loser. Cheng Chumo was obviously quite smart, so why was he so stubborn?

Li Shimin sighed and remembered what Changsun Chong did last night. At the Golden Autumn Poetry Festival, countless students were eager to show off their own image, and their clothes were all wrinkled. You, Changsun Chong, brought two brothel girls with you, and there was nothing in front of the public. Scruples.

After becoming the eldest son Wuji, he became less learned and less skilled day by day, and he didn't even write a single poem.

It’s useless!

Li Shimin felt a little helpless. He had many people to use now, but what if his heir ascended the throne in the future?

Do we have to rely on these people?

Anyway, Changsun Chong is unreliable!

"Hit, hit hard!"

Li Shimin suddenly shouted loudly: "I will fight it myself!"

Cheng Chumo was anxious: "Your Majesty, you are the wife of millions of dollars, how can you do it yourself? I will do it myself!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Chumo straightened his waist, jumped up like a fish, and hit the pillar on the side.

Seeing this, the ox followed the tiger's example and rammed towards the pillar.

At this time, Yuchi Baolin was shocked in the lake area: "I don't live anymore! You can fight if you want anyway, what's the point of living!"

At this moment, the Cheng Mansion was extremely tragic.

Li Shimin looked at Cheng Yaojin and the others and was stunned.

Cheng Yaojin was also stunned.

What's wrong with these three boys? Isn't it just a beating? It won't hurt in three to five days. Keep at it. What's wrong with you?

Bang bang bang!

Three consecutive muffled sounds were heard, and the entire Cheng Mansion began to panic.

…

When Li Shimin came out of the Cheng Mansion, his stomach was already growling. There was one important thing he had not done today, which was to go to the Datang Hotel to see his aunt...for dinner!

In Xinghuafang, there are many luxurious houses. Some people are afraid that they will be considered luxurious. The doors are extremely simple and shabby, and the doors are closed tightly, as if no one has lived in them for more than ten years.

Some houses have their doors open and there are many servants, as if they are afraid that others will not know that their family is rich.

The feats of Cheng Chumo and the others directly shocked Li Shimin. With a wave of his hand, they were spared the punishment of being spanked. After all, things like hitting a pillar were really not something that ordinary people could do.

But Li Shimin didn't know that when he left Cheng Chumo's house, three half-dead young men with bruised foreheads were lying on the huge bed in Cheng Chumo's room. They opened their eyes one after another and took a long breath.

"Mozi, let me tell you, how can you be so brave and dare to bump into a pillar? The pillar in your house is full of thatch!"

Cheng Chumo grinned: "Linzi, Huzi, don't talk anymore. Our old Cheng had thought of this day when he was repairing the house. At that time, I had people secretly replace a few pillars. Of course, we were the only ones who The area where it hit was soft and made of thin boards, so it didn’t hurt at all.”

Seeing the tiger, Niu cupped his hands and smiled and said, "Mozi still had the foresight. If I had known earlier, the last time I got beaten was at your house."

Yuchi Baolin blushed: "If I had known this, I should have dragged you along when I was naughty, so that I could come to your house and hit the pillar."

Cheng Chumo was anxious: "You two are going too far. There are only a few pillars. If it weren't for the fact that His Majesty was angry today, I would not have been willing to use them. It's a pity that one pillar costs so much more money."

...

Outside the Datang Hotel, Li Shimin saw the diners queuing up and suddenly straightened his back.

Touching his beard, he didn't plan to queue up and walked in directly.

As soon as Li Shimin took a step, the voice behind him came to his mind.

"Those who don't queue up are all country bumpkins!"

Country bumpkins may be considered a more vicious sentence when scolding people in the Tang Dynasty.

The voice was very loud, but I didn't know where it came from. Li Shimin was just stunned for a moment and didn't even turn his head back.

The corner of his mouth raised. In the court, Wei Zheng scolded people much more harshly than you.

As soon as he entered, Li Shimin saw a group of scholars gathered in front of the counter. Da Zhuang was inside, slowly holding a pen and passing it to each scholar, asking them to write something.

"Da Zhuang, where is Liu Xuan?"

Li Shimin's voice came.

Before Da Zhuang spoke, the scholars inside turned around one by one, with resentful eyes: "How dare you call the teacher by his name! Brothers, kill him!"