Chapter 92 Cheng Yaojin: The Feng Shui of my cowshed is not good

"Father-in-law? Do you have anything else to do?"

"Are you feeling uncomfortable? Can I ask Da Zhuang to treat you?"

The old eunuch was already weak on his legs. Now he bowed repeatedly and left in a hurry, which made his legs weak with fear.

Seeing that the old eunuch left and the Jinwu Guards also withdrew, Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction.

"Liu Xuan, tell me how to thank me!"

This time Li Shimin directly made a big move. He promoted his title three times and announced it in the court. All the officials were shocked and are still asking who Liu Xuan is.

"Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Liu Xuan sighed and shook his head: "Old Li, look, if it weren't for my wife, I would have lost my brother today."

"I just asked you to help me with some money, but you weren't happy with it. Now you ask me to thank you."

"I want to thank you. I am also grateful to the current Holy Emperor. What does it have to do with you Li Er?"

At this time, Queen Changsun was already smiling from ear to ear, sitting on the chair, almost losing her composure.

"Liu Xuan, you're right. Look at Lao Li. He's used to picking and searching. Now he's embarrassed."

Liu Xuan smiled brightly and said to Empress Changsun: "Madam, you have to go back and talk to Lao Li carefully. This is not acceptable."

"By the way, Lao Li, Madam-in-law is still young and you are getting stronger. It's time to have more children."

"Don't do nothing all day long and just eat and wander around."

"I know a drug dealer named Xiao Lanping, please tell me your name..."

Li Shimin's face turned blue and purple.

"Madam, you and I are family!"

Empress Changsun took Yaya's little hand and said, "Old Li, Liu Xuan is not an outsider after all! Are you still not happy after saying a few words to you?"

Today is the day that Li Shimin was injured, the day that Li Shimin's defense was broken, and the day that Li Shimin's family status was seriously reduced.

In order to save his face, Li Shimin took out a trick bag.

"Second brother, go quickly, go quickly, brother is really hungry!"

Touching the heavy brocade bag, Liu Xuan nodded with satisfaction.

Who told you to pretend to be an ordinary person? Who asked you to visit privately? Who makes you afraid to show your cards?

Can't you tell the story of your suffering? Are you feeling uncomfortable?

It’s okay to feel uncomfortable!

The title I enjoy is what I, Liu Xuan, got through trading. Making money is what I, Liu Xuan, should do. You, Lao Li, really don't have to be so polite.

After putting away the money bag, Liu Xuan said slowly: "Brother, Madam-in-law, please wait a moment, Liu Xuan will come as soon as he goes."

At this moment, a loud voice came from outside the door.

"Brother Liu Xuan, what a happy event today!"

"Congratulations to Brother Liu Xuan!"

"My cow heard that brother Liu Xuan was promoted, so he climbed up the wall, but accidentally fell to the ground and died..."

Who could this voice be if it wasn't Cheng Yaojin and the other three?

Of course, there was another person behind them, Qin Qiong. In order to show the results of his recent exercise, Qin Qiong personally carried a cow weighing several hundred kilograms and walked behind, one step at a time, and every step with laughter.

"Mr. Liu Xuan, congratulations!"

Queen Changsun looked at Li Shimin in surprise, her phoenix eyes seemed to be questioning: Your Majesty, they are also very close to Liu Xuan, why didn't you mention it?

"Eh? Master, madam?"

A group of people, staring at each other, stayed where they were.

Qin Qiong stood behind the three of them, breathing heavily: "Are you here? I'll let it go when it's here...ah...I've seen the master..."

The four members of Cheng Yaojin looked at each other, especially Cheng Yaojin, muttering in his heart, why is Your Majesty here?

Now that he's here, what's the meal like?

Yuchi Gong's eyes widened, and then he lowered his head. At this time, he knew that he must not speak. If he accidentally said the wrong thing again, he might make a joke.

When His Majesty screamed in the camp at night, Yu Chigong thought that His Majesty was in danger, so he rushed in, picked her up and ran away... From then on, he did not dare to look directly into the eyes of Empress Changsun.

Niu Jinda was open-minded and held his chest high. This cow is not mine. My surname is Niu. I am very good friends with Niu and I don’t like eating cows at all.

Qin Qiong was still carrying the cow on her back, and now she didn't know whether to put it down or continue to carry it.

In desperation, he angrily scolded Cheng Yaojin: "Old Cheng, why do you just let me carry your cattle!"

Yaya held a small rattle in her hand, swaying and walked to the middle of a few people. She looked at the people with big eyes and small eyes, and suddenly clapped her hands excitedly.

"Uncle who gets drunk after just one drink, you can't eat a few of them. They eat a lot. They can eat a cow in one bite!"

Li Shimin's face turned even darker. Cheng Yaojin, Cheng Yaojin, I don't talk about you on weekdays. That's because I didn't see you. You can just eat it secretly by yourself. You even brought it out to eat. As a noble man of the Tang Dynasty, you can do this. If we take the lead, can the atmosphere in Chang'an be improved?

Even if you bring it out to eat, why don’t you call me!

It’s been seven years, I’ve been on the throne for seven years. How many cows have you eaten secretly in these seven years, and how many times have you had my share?

hateful!

"Yaya, come back!"

"Everyone, since you are here, why don't you sit down together?"

Liu Xuan looked at this scene and probably knew what these people were thinking about Xiao Jiujiu. He broke the awkwardness with a smile and paved the steps.

Cheng Yaojin grinned: "Master, this cow really died accidentally. My family never eats cows randomly. The main reason is that my family has bad feng shui. There are always some weird things happening in the cowshed... …”

Li Shimin said with a dark face: "That's all, I'm here already, I don't blame you."

Cheng Yaojin grinned and took out a gold ingot from his sleeve robe.

"Brother Liu Xuan, I'm sorry to bother you. Today is your special day. It shouldn't be like this, but the main reason is that I'm used to your cooking. How can I eat food from other places in the world?"

Liu Xuan frowned and picked up Cheng Yaojin's gold ingot.

"What's going on? You're here and you're still so polite!"

"This will never happen again!"

After putting away the gold ingot, Liu Xuan greeted with a smile: "Liu Renyuan, take the guests to sit in the pavilion in the backyard!"

"Dazhuang, turn on the stove!"

At this time, Liu Xuan mysteriously said to Li Shimin: "Old Li, come here, I will show you a treasure."

Li Shimin looked at Liu Xuan suspiciously: "Second brother, please don't talk nonsense!"

Liu Xuan gently patted Li Shimin on the shoulder. At this moment, Li Shimin staggered as if he had been hit by a stone.

"Oh, blame me, blame me, I can't control my attacks. You know, I'm a cook, so I'm naturally stronger, so that's understandable, right?"

"Look at this!"

After taking Li Shimin to the backyard, Liu Xuan opened a door and pointed to the corner.

At this moment, Li Shimin saw clearly that those dark things were coal.

But, why do these coals look so weird?

It is round and has many small holes in the middle.

"This is briquettes. You go back and mix the washed coal with the yellow mud..."