Chapter 901 Ultraman in the Anus
"Mom, stop talking... This is Doctor Xu!"
The old mother didn't know Xu Qiu's reputation, but her son knew it.
The youngest medical scholar in history, the top medical expert in the country... In other industries, ordinary people can't get in touch with such people, only doctors can.
"Anyway, the enema doesn't work. Doctor, think about it quickly. If it doesn't work, do surgery. Help me take it out quickly. My stomach is bloated!" The old lady continued.
Xu Qiu's expression became more and more confused.
It shouldn't be!
Looking at the patient's medical records, it was just constipation before, and it wasn't serious.
Even if the enema is useless, it won't aggravate the condition...
But now the patient is considering low-position intestinal obstruction, which is obviously much worse than before.
Deterioration without reason...
Xu Qiu felt more and more that something was wrong, so he asked the patient to open his stomach and pressed around the navel.
"It hurts."
"It hurts here too!"
"What does it feel like? I feel like someone is pressing me!"
"..."
Xu Qiu's mouth twitched.
The nurse behind him could hardly hold back, biting her lips desperately, recalling all the tragedies of her life.
The old lady's son turned away silently, ashamed to face people...
To be honest, with an old mother of this character, he would rather believe that he had cancer than believe that she would have cancer.
When she was addicted to talking, she would scold every passing dog.
If he had cancer, he would rather die on the spot, after all, her nagging was too annoying...
Xu Qiu, who was beside the bed, chose to block his hearing.
He didn't dare to use too much force. The patient's abdomen was swollen like an eight-month pregnancy, and the undulating intestinal lines could even imagine the shape of the patient's feces...
The dung beetle was ecstatic.
But Xu Qiu was not so happy.
The patient's performance was too contradictory.
The performance of extremely severe intestinal obstruction, but other clinical symptoms were very mild.
For similar diseases, Xu Qiu immediately thought of mycoplasma pneumonia and viral pneumonia.
Mycoplasma pneumonia and viral pneumonia also have a very significant feature.
Severe coughing and mild lung signs.
But there is no similar disease in the digestive system, so this contradictory performance makes Xu Qiu very puzzled.
Xu Qiu frowned and continued to press down.
When he pressed the hard lump mentioned by Wang Fan, his expression was stunned for a moment.
This touch...
Are you sure it is a lump?
Even feces that have been blocked for a long time may not have this hardness.
Instead, it is more like a piece of bone.
Just sent away a teratoma under the thyroid gland, and now there will be another teratoma with bone...
Xu Qiu thought about it and felt that it was not right.
If it is a teratoma, the patient's symptoms should be very obvious.
He thought about it, and suddenly remembered what the patient said before, and his brain, which was originally a mess, suddenly became clear.
Xu Qiu hesitated for two seconds and asked, "You said before that you felt uncomfortable after using the enema?"
"Very uncomfortable."
"Where is the remaining enema?"
"How can there be any left? I bought two bottles and used them up after two uses."
Twice...
The little nurse's mouth opened into an O shape. Is this a human butt?
Such a strong dose, but you are still constipated. Your butt is even more outrageous than your mouth!
Xu Qiu remained calm. He had guessed the answer...
Being mentally prepared, Xu Qiu continued to ask, "How did you use it?"
"How else can you use it? Why do you keep asking these stupid questions? Just put it in!"
"Where is the empty bottle?"
"What empty bottle? I put it in."
As soon as these words came out, the ward, which was originally a little noisy, became quiet in an instant.
The nurses, patients, and the old lady's son all stared at the old lady on the bed with horror.
Squeak--
Xu Qiu's hands were clasped on the shelf beside the bed. Because he had been mentally prepared, there was no expression on his face.
But the expressions of the others behind him were faster than their laughter. I don’t know who laughed first, and then the others couldn’t hold it back, and the whole ward was laughing.
“Fuck, you just stuffed the enema with the bottle?”
“No wonder it’s more uncomfortable the more I use it, the enema blocked the sewage outlet!”
“My penis hurts from laughing, I want to post it on WeChat Moments, hahahaha!”
“They confused internal and external use, my goodness, you, Auntie, you confused external use with internal use, it’s too outrageous!”
“This is for real internal use.”
“…”
Several patients were almost out of breath from laughing.
The nurse also wanted to laugh, but when she thought about the possibility of being complained about, she quickly thought about the fact that she had to work the night shift and had to work for 48 hours the next day, and the smile that was about to appear on her face disappeared instantly.
It hurts, it hurts so much!
No wonder it’s so hard…
This is not a lump or tumor at all.
What was palpated was the bottle of enema.
I just said that doctors should go to the clinic more often, do more rounds and ask more questions...
Wang Fan, this guy, was probably scared by the old lady's scolding, so he didn't ask enough questions when he was seeing the patient.
If he had asked about the enema and then how to use it, the matter would have been much simpler.
However, Wang Fan can't be blamed entirely.
This is a common misconception.
No one would think in the outrageous direction of "the patient has stuffed all the Kaisellu". Even Xu Qiu noticed something was wrong several times, and finally confirmed that the signs of severe intestinal obstruction and the very mild clinical symptoms were not correct. If it is consistent, it is concluded that there must be something wrong with it.
Only then did I peel back the cocoon and found the crux.
An ordinary doctor wouldn't be able to think of this...
After finishing the complex mental activity, Xu Qiu loosened his knuckles that were turning white, stood up and said to the nurse: "Let Wang Fan come over and do an anoscope to see if it can be taken out..."
Thank you for your hard work, Xiao Wang. Although you have not picked up excrement for many years, no one can do this kind of work except you.
It's not that Xu Qiu is unwilling.
It's just that I have to go to the outpatient clinic for a while, and I have an operation in the afternoon after everything is over, so I really can't spare time.
If she had time, Xu Qiu would do it by herself.
After giving the doctor's orders, Xu Qiu left in a hurry.
The young nurse stayed behind to coordinate the preparation of commonly used instruments in the anorectal department in the treatment room, and then sent a message to Wang Fan.
At noon, when Xu Qiu came back from the outpatient clinic, there were already 999+ people in the clinic.
Scroll to the top and see Wang Fan's accusation.
"You can't imagine, you can never imagine what I went through!
"I am in the emergency department and have seen many..."
As soon as I said this, a lot of question marks followed the group chat.
"Damn it, when did I, the giant of the Kingdom of Light, suffer such humiliation?!"
"What are you talking about? I don't understand it at all... Hey, eh, eh, Ultraman can do it too... No, I don't know what these are!"
"When I passed by the Anorectal Department, I said that I have seen all these things. However, Taylor and Severn have many more than Tiga. Do you know why?"
"How is it possible that Tiga is the one who really broke out in the tokusatsu film industry and became popular? He is so famous, but he is not as popular as Taro and Severn? I don't believe it!!"
"why?"
"Damn it, you butt guy, please tell me, stop trying to impress me!"
